points: 4

Who Wants Intestinal Worms?

Think I'll go have that spaghetti now.

featuredgross

by HankChinaski

submitted October 10th 2007

1 comment
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthyMako
squatface
not muchoworthy
comments (1)
Holey Fuck'n Nasty... Eating Mexican Food... from Mexico.
10 years ago
Chowmein?
10 years ago
i found a roach in my torta while i was in mexico.
10 years ago
Holy effin ess!
10 years ago
kinda makes you a bit squeamy huh :P
10 years ago
see they going about it all wrong, if they made the guy eat a bird that would take care of the worms.
10 years ago
wouldnt she have to eat a cat to get rid of the bird?
10 years ago
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog! To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat ...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat ...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider...
That wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swallowed that fly—
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse—
she's dead, of course.
10 years ago
Another happy ending.
10 years ago
Works
10 years ago
i hope you dont come up with thoose story yourself.
10 years ago
so she swallows?
10 years ago
^^^the lady is old.
But now you won't have to worry about teeth!! hahaaa! Brilliant!
10 years ago
All the best poems end with "boy becomes a man"
10 years ago
I somewhat clenched and held my belly after seeing that
10 years ago
i ate spaghetti with extra guacamole
10 years ago
Mmmmmm Looks like Spaghetti I want somenow
10 years ago
And thats what happens to all the shit eaters we see on here... Lesson learned.
10 years ago
glad u posted hank. so did u hack mucho with the banners.
10 years ago
No, I hacked it open with a big, rusty knife.
10 years ago
ha! it wouldnt have worked if it wasnt rusty
10 years ago
That's gross..
10 years ago
ugh....



now i want some ramen noodles!
10 years ago
...Time to drink some gasoline with a cherry bomb chaser...

I pledge the zombie survival promise to you all...

I promise to waste any of you who get this condition, as long as you promise to do the same to me.

10 years ago
holy wow that was different
10 years ago
I ate spaghetti a few hours ago, looked kinda like that. Although my spaghetti didnt wriggle.
10 years ago
and no guesses as to what was on the menu in that ward the next day!!
10 years ago
Queazy? No worries. Only 1.5 billion people carry intestinal parasites of which there are 350 varieties.
10 years ago
cool doctors with mobile phones and stuff.
10 years ago
makes me wonder who received that txt msg, and if they were having dinner at the time.
10 years ago
recover password