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Tapir dick

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Some celebrities have their own personal zoos, from which occasionally footage of tapir bestiality comes from.

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by HareTrinity

submitted October 10th 2007

89 comments
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Tapir dick
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comments (89)
first again..!!!
10 years ago
Take care now.
10 years ago
YO, Deja. Another has escaped from your Wall Of Imbeciles....Gotta close the basement door, dear.
10 years ago
Or get some proximity mines...
10 years ago
Too much noise in a neighborhood environment. Motion activated laser cannon, THAT is the ticket.
10 years ago
Woah woah woah...
The wall has a basement?
10 years ago
Wait, I get it now.
I can't brain today, I have the dumb.
10 years ago
why don't we just kill him? fuck all that other shit
10 years ago
All dicks are tapered, aren't they?
10 years ago
Dunno Know,Dunno Care.
10 years ago
So that would make DJ a lesbian girl that skipped sex ed?
10 years ago
Not at all Arch. Mine's not and that's what matters.
10 years ago
Then shouldn't you have said no. If your dick is not tapered, then the answer the Hank's question would be no. Oh and cock soup is in the related, lol.
10 years ago
Ah, semantics. Oh and a real big dick is in the related.
10 years ago
And after thinking about it, Hank may have been makin' a funny. tapir/taper? ya think?
10 years ago
Meh, fuck it. Maybe Short and I went to the same bar tonight. I also have the dumb.
10 years ago
...Wow, you missed the tapered/tapir joke? How sad for you.
10 years ago
i missed it too.. but tapir is pronounced "taa-pee-er" in dutch.
10 years ago
Well, that's how it's pronounced in American as well, but the spelling is close enough for the play on words.
10 years ago
should be "tah-pee-er" actually..
10 years ago
I pronounce it "fa-king-pa-ig-th-ing"
10 years ago
The head of his dick kinda looks like his head.
10 years ago
Wow... it does... I nominate Arch for the nobel peace prize
10 years ago
..
no it doesn't!
10 years ago
you people are clearly not specialized in tapir-cock..
10 years ago
it does.
10 years ago
..not
10 years ago
does
10 years ago
you're all forgetting that Vic is an expert when it comes to cocks....specifically Harry Potter's
10 years ago
I hadn't forgotten.
10 years ago
you should, though.. :(
10 years ago
Too bad
10 years ago
How is this bestiality?
10 years ago
It's not.
10 years ago
After the comma she said "from" twice which addled my elderly brain.
10 years ago
Oh, this isn't. I meant the clips of them getting sucked off by (human) chicks. It was just some trivia.
10 years ago
Well, its undeniable now... HareTrinity the bestiality guru...
10 years ago
Yep. I used to consider her the perfect woman. Muchoer, warped, demented, etc... But ...wow.....got a animal fetish goin' on there too much.
10 years ago
Everyone needs a hobby. Hey, if it helps; it was known since I was little that I love animals. Just not like THAT...
10 years ago
you sure do love animals....either you already own pictures of animal genitals or you spend an awful lot of time searching for them ...either way. you're fucked up
10 years ago
Don't be judgemental now.
10 years ago
it's my way
10 years ago
It is his way
10 years ago
hat nigger
10 years ago
Long haired horse nigger
10 years ago
i can't think of one for hank
10 years ago
Hank Chinigger
10 years ago
jew nigger?
10 years ago
That's me.
10 years ago
so i guess i win the prize then? bring it on!
10 years ago
HANK IS BLACK!
10 years ago
looks like an inverted vagina
10 years ago
yes it doesn't
10 years ago
I thought it was a built in metal detector.
10 years ago
Can it detect the difference between ferrous and non-ferrous ?
10 years ago
^is there a metal-detector that can?
10 years ago
somethings I could go without seeing in life...this being one of them
10 years ago
Yar.
10 years ago
Yes
10 years ago
i've had the pleasure of seeing one of these in the zoo, extended penis and all. he dragged it across the sand, most of the time..
10 years ago
The ultimate pleasure.
10 years ago
It wouldn't walk very much after it rubbed the skin off.
10 years ago
You know, they actually make dildos shaped like various animal dicks?
10 years ago
I don't even want to know how you know that.
10 years ago
hare has the link.
10 years ago
she likes the bearcock.
10 years ago
Nope, I like the ram cock.
10 years ago
And yeah, it's Zeta Toys, http://www.zoofur.com/animalp.html The owner's really quite friendly. And much more into bears, furries included. Creepy.
10 years ago
i bet you have a whole collection of animal cocks in some drawer at home.
10 years ago
Drawer? shit, she has the display case.
10 years ago
So? who doesn`t?
10 years ago
Redsuck.
He has them stored up his arse
10 years ago
Me and a couple of mates were chucked out of a mucky mag shop in Amsterdam once for laughing at the collection of dog dildos on display. Must have been the hash cakes that made it so funny.
10 years ago
Oh Cheeky
10 years ago
looks like an trumpet.
10 years ago
Why don't you blow it?
10 years ago
Whammy!
10 years ago
sure why not! I will ask your mother right now if you dont mind?
10 years ago
what do you need hank's mom for? you got a purdy mouth yerself too, son!
10 years ago
he needs a taster who'd check if its poisonous
10 years ago
the tapir is hank´s mother.
10 years ago
what ever happened to asking hank's mom if she felt like blowing its trumpet?
10 years ago
he must have the internet
10 years ago
He has that "nerdy" look about him.
10 years ago
i was refering to his boner ..but ya he looks pretty nerdy too
10 years ago
if it touches the floor, it's too big.
10 years ago
From a strictly scientifical point of view that is an interesting estimation.
10 years ago
Not if you've had your legs cut off.
10 years ago
no sex for amputees!
10 years ago
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