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submitted October 5th 2007

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It's true
10 years ago
Abortion is population control for Democrats.
10 years ago
those fetus jelly candies look delicious!
i wonder if they are cinnamon flavor.

speaking of dead babies
q) what do you get when you cut a dead baby with a razor blade?
a) an erection
10 years ago
pussy. you just threw in that "dead" part to appease the censors...
10 years ago
they don't look all that delicious...and cinnamon jelly fetus candies always give me heartburn..
10 years ago
Why did the dead baby cross the road?

It was stapled to the chicken.
10 years ago
as we both know coupland, live ones wriggle way too much to be any use... unless you crack their spines first.
10 years ago
Well, if you're not willing to put forth the effort.....
10 years ago
....i don't get yak's joke...
10 years ago
How do you make a dead baby float?

One scoop of ice cream and one scoop of dead baby.
10 years ago
herbie that joke made me want to hurl. who ever heard of a float with no root beer???
10 years ago
How do you get 10 dead babies into a jar?

Blender.
10 years ago
How do you get them out?
Dorritos ^.^

(product placement, so where's my free chips bitch?)
10 years ago
Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a garbage bag?
10 years ago
One dead baby in 10 garbage bags!
10 years ago
Garbage cans actually
What is the best part about having sex with a 3 year old?



When the pelvis breaks
10 years ago
you have weak pelvis
10 years ago
And your sir have terrible grammar
10 years ago
what do call a dead baby with no arms or legs nailed to my wall?


Art.
10 years ago
what do you call a dead baby on a stick?
Shishkabob. :P
10 years ago
a
10 years ago
whats the difference between a dead baby on a meat hook and a cadillac?

i dont have a cadillac in my garage
10 years ago
whats the best thing about fuckin 21 year olds?

theres 20 of them
10 years ago
why didnt they hang baby jesus on the cross?



i dont know either
10 years ago
what sound does a baby make in a microwave?


i dont know, i was to busy masterbating
10 years ago
and now, the worse one i have ever heard.....
whats the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

i dont fuck a cheeseburger before i eat it....
we can thank the us army for these jokes, cuz thats where i learned them :D
10 years ago
the best dead baby joke is this:
q) whats the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?
a) you don't cum all over the apple before you eat it.
10 years ago
just another version of the cheeseburger joke i heard, and just as great.... apples rock!
10 years ago
you've got something brown on the tip of your nose there, bud..
10 years ago
yeah the main difference between the apple and the cheeseburger joke is that cumming as a word is much more visual then fucking, and an apple is a much more innocent and crunchy food so it gives more mental cues to make it so wrong :P
10 years ago
I've used the apple one a few times since I first heard it here.
10 years ago
Look at all those dead domocrats! YAY!!
10 years ago
dumbass.
10 years ago
FDR probably has a bonner.
10 years ago
Not that you don't make sense, but what is a bonner?
10 years ago
A house.
10 years ago
Not that you don't make sense, but who is FDR?
10 years ago
Why does that cripple need a house?
We all know that "the differently abled" are supposed to live in boxes
10 years ago
Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
10 years ago
Way to ruin it
10 years ago
god damn little bastards get your grubby little paws off my money!
10 years ago
Life savings?
10 years ago
Yes!
10 years ago
Must be jewish
10 years ago
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! :(
that one made me sad, but im not a Jew
10 years ago
Funny one! bull
10 years ago
Haha! Ownd!
10 years ago
I orderd it with a big fries and a big coke you fucking fag, how hard is it to make an Mcfetus menu.
10 years ago
yeah, smerf, what's up with those hamburgers i order a half hour ago!?
10 years ago
....what the fuck do I have to do with hamburgers?
10 years ago
didn't you say that you used to work at a McDrive?
10 years ago
hey you're not supposed to stuff coins up there
10 years ago
cute piggy bank.
10 years ago
I don't get it. Why is there a coin? Just for size comparison, or is it to symbolize something?
10 years ago
i think the former.
10 years ago
maybe it's the price
10 years ago
Penny for your parts?
10 years ago
YUMMY
9 years ago
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