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My Suicide Video

You are all invited to my funeral.

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by HankChinaski

submitted October 4th 2007

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"Thank you and for my next trick..."
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
....aaaaaaanndd, CUT!
10 years ago
To copy someone elese who posted it a couple of weeks ago: That's quite an act, what do you call it? The Aristocrats!
10 years ago
not only did you successfully copy his quote... you also managed to inherit the stupidity he needed to believe it was an awsome comment...
10 years ago
Wait a GOSHDARN FREAKIN MOMENT HERE!!! If this is hank, and this is his suicide video....How the hell did he post on here..? Hmmmm! Something very very fishy here! Or what we have here is a real HOUDINI....LOL
10 years ago
So I'm tipping that joke went over your head then pfi
10 years ago
moral of the story: FAKE
10 years ago
I dont think so
10 years ago
2P1S.....Are u being serious...? I was totally being sarcastic in my comment! LOL You thaught i was the slow brain..! It's you my friend...all you! (no sarcasm in these last 2 sentences).<--- Breaking it down for you ..."Ya know?! Incase your "tipping skillzzz" fail you again.....
10 years ago
how is this fake
9 years ago
holy shit dude
10 years ago
Yeah, why the hell did you have to be naked Hank?
10 years ago
y is hank fucking a knife
10 years ago
who the hell would want to be found dead and naked, thats just uncool. He was all, oh a knife is in me, oh no, oh no, for like 3 minutes that is a long death.
10 years ago
wow, hank must be a ninja, posting vids after he got banned, lol
10 years ago
wait a second...Hank got banned? For what?
10 years ago
Hank didn't get banned. He hasn't earned the, D-Bomb, yet.
10 years ago
so if he isnt banned then where is he cuz there are other people saying he's banned too? i'm not trying to argue with you nova cuz ur actually one of the few on this site i kinda respect...im just curious cuz i ain't seen him comment anything for a while
10 years ago
^ Was it just me or did I just hear a loud sucking noise.
10 years ago
scroll down and you will see the truth.
10 years ago
wow batman... is he bangin you that good?
10 years ago
Hey, when you're good, you're good. And I'm good.
10 years ago
hey ram and ipity, go crawl in a hole and stay there for about a freakin year...why do i have to be gay just because i show a little respect towards nova? and thank you yak
10 years ago
Don't worry about them Batman.
10 years ago
Why did this guy have no face? he reminds me of that one dude from Dick Tracy...asides from that guy had a voice like a man having a frog stuck in his throat, balls shoved up his ass and standing behind a fan.
10 years ago
I think he has a stocking over his head
10 years ago
He could have made that a whole lot easier on himself and used something sharper, but to each his own I guess.
10 years ago
What a creative way to stab your self I would of just gone to campton and stole a black persons welfare check but I don't know if the'll stab me or shoot me either its still good except for the dying part
10 years ago
Surly you mean Compton....
10 years ago
No, he means Campton, New Hampshire. Datz wer deh reelist niggaz reside.
10 years ago
Supernovas right its Compton I live in LA
10 years ago
Hey, you live in LA too, let's Roe Sham Bow. I've always liked competition....
10 years ago
I kick first, what part of LA you live in???I live where all the beaners live at East LA
10 years ago
I'm north LA, by Magic Mountain.
10 years ago
^^fuck that i live near disneyland, and NO im not fucking gay cause of that if your woundering.
10 years ago
^^^ you may not be gay, but your grammar says you're an idiot.
10 years ago
i tried woundering once. i ended up losing $300 and my best pair of dress slacks.
10 years ago
I live in laurel canyon.
10 years ago
Course you fucking do.
10 years ago
damn, Yak must still be angry at hank. Some people here take shit too seriously.
10 years ago
only idiots take the shit people say here seriously.
10 years ago
thats right!, you fucking cunt!
10 years ago
fake ? didn't see bleeding
10 years ago
he never pull out the knife so it kind of hard to bleed, have you never slaughter an alive animal ?
10 years ago
hahahahaha
10 years ago
uh.. know. i don't really do that on a regular basis, plantshit..
10 years ago
uhh-no.. i don't really do that ona regular basis, plantshit.
10 years ago
vic: the regular basis in Netherlands is to grow and harvest unions . Do you make something else then unions , seriously?.
10 years ago
onions? eh?!?
10 years ago
yeah onions.
10 years ago
he took the comment ban a little worse then i expected!
10 years ago
So, why did you ban him?
10 years ago
probably because Deja told him to.
10 years ago
because i felt like it? its not like i need a reason.
10 years ago
He lacked 'hustle'. That and politics, it's all politics.
10 years ago
Publicity stunt on both sides.
10 years ago
Well, un-ban him, so I can make fun of him....
10 years ago
Yak your awsome, don't ban me, i know im like the second most hated on mucho.

I wounder if stabbin himself fucked up what he ate for dinner.
10 years ago
And also wtf happend to hank, what am i missing about in this story?


He tried to hack what what?


Fuck im confused!!! >=[
10 years ago
redsun is here and hank is banned amazing.
10 years ago
So yak are you going to let him back in a week or what?
10 years ago
I didn't realize how much good stuff he submitted until after-the-fact when I looked at his profile. He was like Mucho's main dealer! *Slits wrist*
10 years ago
told you so^
10 years ago
I'm glad that motherfucker is ban..It was about time!!
10 years ago
thats gay hank gets banned but can still post shit and i submitted like fucking 5 pictures and nothing.
10 years ago
Going out with style is really overrated.
10 years ago
He should have cut off his dick first.
10 years ago
damn,hank was always determined to get the last laugh in
10 years ago
Quite possibly the best video I've ever seen on MS
10 years ago
FAKE, no one owns a black and white video camera anymore.
10 years ago
umm...Windows Movie Maker anybody?
10 years ago
Battle Royale was pretty gangsta, but the vid's real, probably.
10 years ago
i wanna agree w/ MassAttack. it seems like one of those fake-death/S&M videos i used to be in.
10 years ago
This made me sad I feel dirty....who wants to join me for a shower?!?!?!
10 years ago
i want, and after the shower we can cudlle , how about that?
10 years ago
I think she'd rather make her own remake of the vid.
10 years ago
a golden shower
10 years ago
looking for attention much?
10 years ago
But yeah, Id make sweet love to you in the shower :)
10 years ago
I was hopin that arch would read this
10 years ago
There, there, now Starrsky don't get all upset, there will be other opportunities.
10 years ago
I think Arch got banned.
10 years ago
..another MS video that I can't watch. Watching this stuff puts a stain on your soul that will never go away.
10 years ago
wtf are you doing on mucho then? most people here have no souls
10 years ago
I sold my soul just to get this website.
10 years ago
you got ripped-off toolman.
10 years ago
hm
stain on soul?
nope
this one did give me a stain on my pant leg though
and a little on the carpet...
10 years ago
Damn he's hardcore emo
10 years ago
^lmfao
10 years ago
damn that takes some balls. to hate life that bad lol, at least do it with a gun a lot painful i heard
10 years ago
well...u only die once (physically) so u might as well go in a way that u can at least say, "Hey, i did that."
10 years ago
And exactly how the hell do you say "Hey, I did that" when you're dead?
10 years ago
Hire a ventriloquist.
10 years ago
or leave a tape recorder behind
10 years ago
i mean a lot less painful
10 years ago
i mean use the reply button
10 years ago
hmm...
10 years ago
nah. i guess a band-aid would fix it.
10 years ago
I wonder why he decided to do it naked. I also wonder why he didn't get a hard on from doing it. Maybe he couldn't get it up and that's why he killed himself.
10 years ago
can i ask why the hell did he try and kill himself this way? he just seems like a dumb fuck to use a knife that didnt even look sharp then slowly ease himself onto it, if he was into s&m then good look to him for finally going that extra step for sexual gratification, and excuse my spelling
10 years ago
Go Team Suicide !!
10 years ago
i meant good luck man i should read these things over im a bit post happy after returning to mucho
10 years ago
No blood! FAKE :)
10 years ago
Yup, a prop-knife that retracts, like they use in movies. Probably too much squirming for a suicide victim too.

BTW I'd love to see an edit of this where the guy gets up at the end and switches off the camera - lol!
10 years ago
This is ironic in at least two different ways.
10 years ago
It's ironically redundant.
10 years ago
i don't want anyone to think we're the same person. you got to change that shit. go back to the clover. that suited you
10 years ago
I say both you leghumpers get a new fucking avatar.
10 years ago
hahahahaha
10 years ago
hahahahaha
10 years ago
Ok, this is fucked up right here.
10 years ago
tell me about it
10 years ago
these noobs are pwning me a new one
10 years ago
although the upside down guy was pretty funny
10 years ago
i dont really care i guess It's just confusing. It's not like I am the good Dr.
10 years ago
Will the real Dr. please stand up.
10 years ago
Someboby call me?
10 years ago
To think Mr Fug calls me an old bastard. You have to go way back for that Dr.
10 years ago
You recognised The Doctor, therefore,you old bastard :)
10 years ago
Not old, just nerd.
10 years ago
who's 'the doctor'?
10 years ago
Doctor Who?
10 years ago
Exactly
10 years ago
who?
doctor who?
10 years ago
Good riddance...
10 years ago
come on u like hank
10 years ago
What happen to him? really what's going on.
10 years ago
Did he got into an argument with yak and yak booted his ass out or something?
10 years ago
yak got pissed of at hank and banned him for 5 years..seriously
10 years ago
5 years? What post did all the pissing happen?
10 years ago
bicho and dik having a normal conversation... amazing
10 years ago
bicho is entertaining and hank likes him in a way
10 years ago
i think in a post named pop maybe...hank insulted deja and yak kind of out of the blue....etc.
10 years ago
it just from acouple days ago nova
10 years ago
k, I'll go check. You know, I go out and have a life for a few days and everything goes to hell......Why can't you people behave yourselves?
10 years ago
hahaha i know man
10 years ago
super next time maybe you should take care of what's important before you go running around with these crazy "having a life" ideas in your head
10 years ago
Ok, I just read the post. All I have to say is Yak is a bully. And Hank has some authority issues.
10 years ago
ya its fucked up..
10 years ago
I agree.
10 years ago
WTF? Dik, that's just weird.
10 years ago
You sneaky dog, dik.
10 years ago
Now that hank is gone bye,bye let's roll a big fat joint and order a pizza,is on me..and some hookers too and a 8grams of cocaine and plenty of water..let's party..
10 years ago
...and the address to send the pizzas?
10 years ago
Hahahahah
10 years ago
whats the water for
10 years ago
beer man
10 years ago
or whatever with alcohol in it
10 years ago
which post was it that he got banned from?
10 years ago
His last one!

ARF ARF ARF...
10 years ago
^you're still a moose to me.
10 years ago
I like Hank.
10 years ago
Moose? Moose? How dare you call The Timelord a moose? I'll have your eyeballs out with a sonic screwdriver if you're not careful!

p.s. It was the "Pop" post from a couple of days ago.
10 years ago
Thanks moose, i mean doc.
10 years ago
If hank can't get his ass around the ban then he deserves it.
10 years ago
kinda childish to go around it. be a man
10 years ago
sneaky super why?
10 years ago
Because you changed your avatar to a clover for a minute.....then changed it back the next.
10 years ago
o hahahaha
10 years ago
I missed that, I can always change back dik.
10 years ago
Don't do it Irish.
10 years ago
hahaha ya dont do it
10 years ago
Shitcacacove you are a jocker..bigtime..
10 years ago
Wow, calling me a jocker. Oh that hurts soooooo much.

Oh, by the way, that's sarcasm. Look it up.
10 years ago
Naw man, you are kissing ass bigtime..jocker..
10 years ago
*Chokes, breaks down

HE CALLED ME AN ASS KISSER! Maybe I should end it all now....

Still sarcasm by the way.
10 years ago
Than if I may ask,why did you put hanks avatar on your profile?
10 years ago
I think you'll find that a number of us have been changing avatars tonight. Haven't you caught on yet?
10 years ago
It's far too slow for that, get real, cheeky.
10 years ago
Hey, at least he was thoughtful enough to hide his disgustng features.
10 years ago
What a fucking weird way to go. What ever happened to a bullet in the skull or a noose around the neck?
10 years ago
Don't you have any imagination? All that shit is way oldschool... get with the times man!
10 years ago
yea...u kno the japs would fall on their on swords out of disgrace...
10 years ago
I've been to a few suicides and this is a wierd one... I have even seen one guy shoot himself in the head with a shotgun while running from me... A stab wound to the stomach would probably take awhile to die from...
10 years ago
He had "BALLS OF STEEEEEEEEEL"
10 years ago
yea, he had some
10 years ago
R.I.P. Hank
10 years ago
If I looked like him I would kill myself too.
10 years ago
I thought he was getting wood. He should have fucked himself in the ass. That would have been the way to go.
10 years ago
Helluva way to go... still, he did manage one last huge fart at the end there.
10 years ago
but i...
loved
him
*tear*
10 years ago
wait...........how can he submit this if he died in the vid........do do do do
10 years ago
GO TEAM WHITETRASH!!!!!
10 years ago
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