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Chuck Norris

He defeats fashion once again.

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by cheekycov

submitted October 2nd 2007

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Chuck Norris
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Too bad he doesn't sell them boots.
10 years ago
Those arnt boots, those are his feet. He was born kick ass.
10 years ago
Chuck Norris was actually the original Satan, but he lost his position becuz his version of Hell was so bad that people died there and went to Heaven
10 years ago
Chuck Norris is so hardcore that God prays to him before he goes to bed at night...
10 years ago
Chuck Norris gave cats nine lives so he could kill them more.
10 years ago
Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as "acts of God."
10 years ago
Didn't Bruce Lee Kick his ass all over the stage whose your god Now
10 years ago
What happened to Mr Lee? He crossed the Norris, that's what.
10 years ago
Lee kicked his ass in Return of the Dragon (I think) in the Coliseum
10 years ago
What I'm basically saying is that he crossed Norris and later died in mysterious circumstances.
10 years ago
Same will come to ye, wanker.
10 years ago
Lee actually beat him in competition, then did the movie.
10 years ago
it was fixed...Chuck Norris let him win
10 years ago
Dick...I was just messing with you in line with the new rules and regs. Don't take it personally.

Oh.....better add WANKER or Yak will get upset.
10 years ago
I wasn't taking it seriously.
Besides, Tony Jaa would pwn norris and lee any day
10 years ago
He's so tough he punched his fist right through his leg and didn't flinch. OR mess up his ass-kickin jeans (Adult Size).
10 years ago
ironically by wearing these jeans you get no action...
10 years ago
Chuck Norris doesn't need action. Action NEEDS Chuck Norris
10 years ago
HAHAH Oh LORD HAVE MERCY.
10 years ago
nice...now shall we indulge in chuck norris jokes?
10 years ago
I just ordered 3 pairs!
10 years ago
... from the early 80's?
10 years ago
A unique hidden gusset?
10 years ago
I was gonna say the same thing.
10 years ago
Gusset is the last word I expected to see on this site.
10 years ago
Gusset is the last word I'd expect to see in an ad with Chuck Norris.
10 years ago
I am saddened by the fact that I know what a gusset is.
10 years ago
might as well share with the class and tell us what a gusset is smerf
10 years ago
yeah, share.
10 years ago
Basically, it's an added piece of clothe to shape the clothes and/or give the stress point of a seam added strength. In this case, it's an added piece of cloth so there's more room in the crotch, which means he can kick his leg up like that with out putting as much strain on the clothe.
10 years ago
*cloth.
10 years ago
I one tried a kick like that and suddenly found my jeans had an invisible gusset :(
10 years ago
Too bad he's a moron.
10 years ago
forgive him Chuck Norris, for he knows not what he says
10 years ago
Yeah, you better pray to Chuck for forgiveness now...
10 years ago
"Thou shalt not anger the Norris!" - Book of Chuck, 21:33
10 years ago
"And on the Eighth day he created Action Jeans, and it was good"-Book of Walker Ch.12 verse7
10 years ago
The 11th commandment is “Thou shalt not piss off Chuck Norris” This commandment is rarely enforced, as it is impossible to accomplish.
10 years ago
Chuck is bald.
10 years ago
becuz his hair is afraid of the level of awesome beneath it
10 years ago
And here I thought this retarded fad died off
10 years ago
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
10 years ago
There is no reason to put a man like him on a pedestal like a god. Besides, The Flying Spaghetti Monster is just that much better.
10 years ago
I prefer Cthulu
10 years ago
Bout time I found another Lovecraft reader,
10 years ago
only Chuck can pull those off.
10 years ago
i wonder if they come in a white, acid washed look to go with my white snake skin belt.
10 years ago
its the pleats..
10 years ago
the man at the pants store lied... its an optical illusion
10 years ago
I love how one of the girls on the add above for dating in "your Town" is Gauge. I had no fuckin idea she was in Bozeman MT and so desprate i must join that site and give them my credit card info now.
10 years ago
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