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bridget the midget

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I wanna bang a midget bad. I don't care if it's a guy or a girl, I just want to bang one. If I could pick though I'd take her.

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by 1rish1

submitted October 1st 2007

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bridget the midget
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comments (2)
Looks like spiderman beat you to her
10 years ago
Sloppy seconds is just pre-lubed.
10 years ago
with AIDS.
10 years ago
and a side of crabs.
10 years ago
a dash of herpes
10 years ago
and just a whiff of gonorrhea
10 years ago
Sprinkle lightly with genital warts and stir until sauce thickens...
Enjoy!
10 years ago
Bon Appetit!
10 years ago
Those legs look good for cooking.
Anyone got some A1?
10 years ago
You'd have to find a good midget marinade.

I hear they're tough.
10 years ago
Crock pot it than.
10 years ago
Than what?
You really gotta stop doing that.
10 years ago
I suggest going heavy on the garlic and put in about 2 gallons of Tabasco sauce...
10 years ago
I like leaving it open for a finisher. It makes things funnier.
Fine
Serve with a plum sauce and don't tell the customer anything other than "finest meat, not from a midget"
10 years ago
just make a 'shrimp' cocktail
10 years ago
whammy
10 years ago
You could almost pick her up by her bush! Shave her up,get rid of that tattoo, chop her head off and get rid of the knee brace and id bang her.
10 years ago
You insensitive bastard she may need that brace to walk.
10 years ago
lol, you call that walking.
10 years ago
You insensitive bastard she may need that brace to waddle.
10 years ago
Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down.
10 years ago
why does she even need knees?
10 years ago
Ha ha ha Roland! I'd forgotten those.
10 years ago
She sells herself at the bunny ranch in Nevada.
10 years ago
"I wanna bang a midget bad. I don't care if it's a guy or a girl"-


I totally agreed with you, until you said it could be a guy also, that would just be like banging some weird alien with a penis.
10 years ago
Yeah, but banging some weird alien with a penis would be historic.
10 years ago
Mucho Sucko :
We're all about history....
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
if you get real desperate, just cut off a woman's legs at the thighs. BINGO!
10 years ago
Goddamn,that midgets fucking gross
10 years ago
Watch you fucking mouth, asshole.
10 years ago
^prude.
10 years ago
^Who?
10 years ago
god is
10 years ago
What if god was one of us?
10 years ago
What if god was?
10 years ago
Just a slob like one of us?
10 years ago
What if god smoked cannabis?
10 years ago
Nobody calli'n on tha phone, cept for the pope maybe in Rome.
10 years ago
*shakes head*
At all three of us.
10 years ago
God may be the midget slut
10 years ago
I don't remember that from the song.
10 years ago
I don't either.
10 years ago
I played no part in that, mine was a theological dismissal...
10 years ago
Suuuuuuure.
10 years ago
i smell a HEATHEN!!
10 years ago
Heathens? Heretics? BURN THEM, BURN THEM ALL! AAAAAHAHAHAHA.
10 years ago
I smell a "Chai Spice" candle.
Also teen spirit.
10 years ago
I can't smell asshole.
10 years ago
I worked outside today and can smell my own balls when I open my pants to pee.
10 years ago
It's almost enough to make one gag
10 years ago
*bleurgh*
Thanks for that 1rish1!
10 years ago
You can have sex with her if you've got cash and go to Nevada's Bunny Ranch.
10 years ago
That is the reason why I can't go to the Bunny (Mustang) Ranch in Nevada. I would be all ready to go and fuck Air Force Amy and I would walk in Bridget the Midget would be standing in line... How do you pass up a chance to fuck a fucking midget? Damn her and those deformed little legs of hers... I would put my hand up her ass and pick her up, run into the lobby and scream "LOOK AT MY FUCKING PUPPET!!"
10 years ago
then you'd probly pepperspray her you noob cop
10 years ago
So you're a cop and you'd go to the Bunny Ranch and pay for sex, would you bust a prostitute in your area?
10 years ago
If you were a real cop you would be tasing yourself for breaking the reply button rule.
10 years ago
No reply button rule breaking here, dude,. It was a question aimed at LSD's comment in this thread.
So there, ha ha, you're wrong :)
10 years ago
It is not breaking the law if it is legal there. I think I have met only one hooker where I work. She was running around trying to rip her clothes off because of the bugs. It was horrible. I did end up tasing her boyfriend a couple of months later for resisting arrest on a DUI warrant. I have been tased for the full 5 seconds. Head to toe. I would rather be tasered than get OC sprayed again.
10 years ago
i would never hit that.
10 years ago
Why not? Can't get it up?
10 years ago
because i can afford wrapping warm bacon around my dick and pretend its a warm wet vagina.
10 years ago
Take her out with a swipe from you paws plant.
10 years ago
consider it done
10 years ago
Obviously you can't score if you want to fuck a female/male midget
10 years ago
Obviously you can't score if you don't know how to use the replybutton.
10 years ago
it wasnt meant as a reply
10 years ago
hmm.. i thought you were responding to redbitcho, but it seems he was quoting the description.. false alarm.
10 years ago
She's fucking hot! Fuck all you naysayers....
10 years ago
ehm.. hot? i wouldn't consider that hot.
10 years ago
look at those legs!
10 years ago
She's at the ideal height for a bj.
10 years ago
so is bitcho, on her knees.
10 years ago
I'd rather not thanks
10 years ago
the black widow tatoo on her crotch is an indicator of what she will do with you when she's done.
10 years ago
she'll devour my head?
10 years ago
no, female spiders usually kills the male spider after sex .
10 years ago
I think that's what he meant,
10 years ago
Which head though?
10 years ago
All 3.
10 years ago
Bridget is still cute. She got a cute face, I don't care what you homos say. Go fuck yourselves.
10 years ago
she has midget teeth.
10 years ago
she is so....midget!
10 years ago
This is actually the first midget that got me into midgets. This isn't the most flattering photograph of her but you know, she's much better looking then most other deformed freaks.
10 years ago
Shes my favorite satanic midget pornstar.
9 years ago
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