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D Cell

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One for team Battery Dick?

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by amishmafia

submitted September 29th 2007

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what do you think? let everyone know!
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FIRST
10 years ago
BAN HIM!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
dik: agreed
10 years ago
Is that all this guy does is come on mucho to be "FIRST" on every post? I haven's seen him actually post any other comment.
10 years ago
Well, given the fact that his name is "OGMFIRST" I think we can conclude that A) he/she/it has no life, B) that is all they post and C) they are a fucking idiot.
10 years ago
The very least he/she/it/could do is to upload an avatar so that we can hate it and not hate the grey face. Stupid FUCK
10 years ago
About 3 to 4 months ago, I was watching a news channel and they did this mini report on this geeky,goofy,cum slurping kid (?OMGFIRST?) Who has a few puters set up in his room and spends hours hitting MS type sites, He knows the times for each site of when they do there daily upload and ...........BAAAAMM! He fuckin hits them all with "FIRST!" And thats all the mutha fucka does.......How miserable his life must be?! So tell us OMGFIRST.....Was that you on that news report???
10 years ago
I saw that report too. I could half understand if it was a quadraplegic with nothing else to do, but this geek...well, I dunno, just needs shooting.
10 years ago
all i can say is Why? Is there a time when being able to piss out of three holes comes in handy?
10 years ago
When you want to... uhhm... yeah Im stumped...
10 years ago
You shouldn't ask why, you should ask how, how do you get through airport security?
10 years ago
Or ask who? when? WHERE? Unsolvable mysteries...
10 years ago
Airport security, I can see it now. You hide a tiny shank in there, and when they use that rod on you and it's coming from your penis, they'd rather not investigate.
10 years ago
It would be useful if you have 3 Japanese chicks to impress
10 years ago
INSTEAD OF POSTING THESE CAN SOMEONE POST A REASON FOR THIS MUTILATION? -vomits and cries- (great now that will be on in tomorrow's stuff) SERIOUSLY THOUGH wtf and I'm not a guy, I can't imagine what it's like to see that as a man. I assume, wrong, so wrong, train-wreck wrong. VIVA LA MUCHO SUCKO
10 years ago
Yeah I dont think that guy did it for pleasure. He is trully sick in his fat head
10 years ago
People who get into extreme piercings and things generally do it for pleasure, as odd as their sense of pleasure may be. Like "Penis Rodman" a while back, he did it because he enjoyed it, and so do people who self-amputate and inflate their ballsacks with shit. I don't get what that see in it, but they love it.
10 years ago
an inflated ballsack? awesome.
10 years ago
i'd like to inflate mine with helium so I can float around like a big testicle balloon
10 years ago
That made me giggle like a big kid!
10 years ago
Jeeze fug, taking my avatar is making me think I said things that I didnt... which sometimes happens... I think
10 years ago
I dont even know what I just said, honestly...
10 years ago
If my testicles were filled with helium and I could float around, THAT is how I would get to the beer store.
10 years ago
But, what if the wind changed and blew you towards a fag brothel?
10 years ago
all hope would be lost..
10 years ago
Who would get a Prince Albert that big Honestly
10 years ago
So, you're saying that this isn't a picture of you or your boyfriend?
10 years ago
I can't believe team Battery Dick hasn't been started already. Shotgun President!
10 years ago
hahaha battery dick team unite!
10 years ago
Theres no such thing as team battery dick , not unless you are gay ....
10 years ago
isn't battery dick just another word for 'vibrator'?
10 years ago
BLOCKWAR? Go for the car battery next. Go make mommy proud.
10 years ago
His mother will never be proud. She birthed a dirty, rotten, misshapen, foul mouthed, retarded boy. And now hell holds a special place for her.
10 years ago
next to redsun('s little brother)
10 years ago
What is with this Avatar switch shit?
10 years ago
you missed some shit hank got banned till 2013 and now everyone is going ape shit without his jerk ass around
10 years ago
What are you talking about?
10 years ago
That's not funny.
10 years ago
No Borr, I saw that he got banned, still don't get the Avatar thing though.
10 years ago
its like an aids ribbon but it doesnt mean anything
10 years ago
I switched to hanks avatar as a joke, then people just ran with it.
10 years ago
Yesterdays "caption Contest" post.....
10 years ago
you are a fat slob
10 years ago
Who me? Borracho, why do you hurt me this way?
10 years ago
im not on enough anymore....im sorry.
10 years ago
well, ok. *hug*
10 years ago
who is going to be the jerk now that hanks gone? hey yak can we get a jerk temp until you find a new jerk?
10 years ago
actually it was 1rish that started the whole avatar switch thing
10 years ago
that fucker
10 years ago
Yeah, but he was serious when he did it, mine was more out of spite.
10 years ago
I was just aidin the cause... fillin the ranks as it were... but Blockwar makes a good jerk, Id say
10 years ago
We need a jerk, not a blabber mouth that pukes on his keyboard.
10 years ago
I guess I missed it. Why was hank banned?
10 years ago
hahah aids ribbon. Stupid faggots.
10 years ago
It's a pity that the threads don't keep the avatars used on them as posted instead of using your current ones.
I'm not sure if that made any sense, but I know what I meant.
10 years ago
Nevermind my last comment, I looked it up.
Mr, maybe you should get a livejournal to post your avatar dependant thoughts.
10 years ago
It's the avatar that does the thinking for me, my brain's just ticking over in neutral.
10 years ago
I was nowhere near serious about the avatar switch.
10 years ago
it's a damn shame that hank got banned.
10 years ago
RIP hank
10 years ago
i vaguely remember a hank... wasn't he the nigger?
10 years ago
he was a mut a bit of everything some say...part fish part dog all jerk....rip.
10 years ago
Maybe Hank could be like; IDK, Christ, ya know, come back after 3 days.....
10 years ago
...mean time, let's all change our avatars to Hanks, and I mean everyone, in remembrance.
10 years ago
That, or everyone could stop sucking Hank's dick in his absence. He's an interesting gent, but you guys are fucking pathetic.
10 years ago
Fuck you Rolland!!

It has nothing to do with Hank and everything to do with YAK!! So shut the fuck up Noob.
10 years ago
You're an easy guy to rile up. Take it easy man.

And spell my name right will ya?
10 years ago
Nothing pathetic about standing up for the right thing. It's far worse to sit idle and let people get away with shitting on you. I'll always stand up for the underdog.

So, don't you fucking tell me to take it easy. You go ahead and roll with the punches......not me!
10 years ago
Yeah Roland you noob! All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.
10 years ago
Thomas Jefferson or George Jefferson?
10 years ago
So, roland, are you with the fight or are you not? Your choice man. Cause I'm leaving in a few days, so I haven't much to lose by taking on Yak.
10 years ago
Batman. But I knew both Tom and George, we played poker, and Tom and I shared a mistress.
10 years ago
Hey, I stole Yaks avatar yesterday and talked a little smack and he let me live.
10 years ago
Ehhh.. I'm with ya Super, your an alright guy.
10 years ago
Thanks.
10 years ago
we're doing this in remembrance of hank. and of his unfair banning.
10 years ago
I hope yak gives in soon I want my old avatar back
10 years ago
same here
10 years ago
There is no way he can piss with that.
10 years ago
no, there's a way to piss, but not to keep the toilet seatt clean..
10 years ago
i think he better piss outside
10 years ago
naked.
10 years ago
is he trying to make a third hand?
10 years ago
This is what you call "A Salt....and BATTERY!"...-AHAHAHAHAhaha...*choke*
10 years ago
*tumbleweed rolls by, and somewhwere in the distance, a dog farts*
10 years ago
*somewhere, even.
10 years ago
*chirping cricket*
10 years ago
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10 years ago
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10 years ago
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10 years ago
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10 years ago
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10 years ago
can you translate that into english for the people that doesnt know your secret gayclub language.
10 years ago
period
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ampersand
10 years ago
happy?
10 years ago
Up yer colon,Vic!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!!@!@@?!
10 years ago
i liked your old avatat better
10 years ago
Have any of you females every get fucked by a guy with a pierced cock?
10 years ago
recover password
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