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Natalie Portman

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I know this can't be real, but it's hot anyway.

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by 1rish1

submitted September 21st 2007

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Natalie Portman
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Yes!
10 years ago
Do you still doubt my mental well being now?
10 years ago
I still do. :)
10 years ago
I'm cool with that.
10 years ago
Since Beautiful Girls, she has a special place in my heart.

10 years ago
She has a special place in my pants.
10 years ago
on the outside?
10 years ago
In the back pocket
10 years ago
i don't like how your mental well being questions me.
10 years ago
^What?
10 years ago
sometimes i worry for you mental well being, but i should now by know it's part of your persona. (actually i don't remember what i meant)
10 years ago
Have you been drinking?
10 years ago
nah, i had just gotten home from taking a stressful psych exam and it was the first comment, so i guess my mind was drained. i usually drink on fridays, so catch me then, you'll probably be more weirded out.
10 years ago
I like to drink on Fridays too. Fuck, I like to drink on a lot of days.
10 years ago
you seem like you would be they guy to hang out when after you had a few beers. are you in new york?
10 years ago
No, but I am on the East Coast.
10 years ago
As am I... the east coast of HADES!
10 years ago
Damn east coasters
10 years ago
Westside!!
10 years ago
Do want.
10 years ago
to fuck plantshit?
10 years ago
awkwaaaard...
10 years ago
prove it?
10 years ago
pink nips are the best!
10 years ago
Why, thank you.
10 years ago
I prefer brown nips, they make chocolate milk.
10 years ago
you cant speak for all of us douchebag, why why why? we want to know.
10 years ago
* we ( smerf and I )
10 years ago
but then why do you speak for smerf, you hypocrit!
10 years ago
oh, did i just ruin your joke?
10 years ago
i dont speak for smerf he asked why
10 years ago
then prove it Vic.....3-0 to plantshit
10 years ago
no, smerf said "why, thank you" without a question mark, as in "well, thank you"..?
10 years ago
and you can't keep counting without adding my score, that would be too easy.
therefore,
3-2 for me!
10 years ago
Plantshit is starting to get very weird again.
10 years ago
vic: thats bullshit, he forgot to write the question mark. Atleast he was suppose to it, right smerf?
10 years ago
Um, no. Vic is correct. I was going for a somewhat emphatic thank you.
10 years ago
Hot.
10 years ago
do you speak for yourself or all of us?
10 years ago
Man, that girl on the image column is hot.
10 years ago
do you think ALL people thinks that?
10 years ago
I'll hit it.
10 years ago
you took work in mystterious ways..
10 years ago
*two
10 years ago
Her pussy must taste sweet,Latina pussy taste spicy,asian pussy taste like sweet and sour,Negro woman tangy and indian tandoori. I'LL HIT IT!!!
10 years ago
Plantshit and bicho were meant for eachother
10 years ago
I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy, let alone plantshit.
10 years ago
bicho: do you mean hot in tempature or hot in look , or hot on buisniss market? Or something else?
10 years ago
Who knows when it comes to Bicho.
10 years ago
it's mostly hit and miss with bitcho.
10 years ago
Emphasis on the Miss in more ways than one.
10 years ago
Hot in look and gorgeous,I just want to hit it. simple as that..Hit it and quit it!!PUMP IT AND DUMP IT..
10 years ago
Just like your donkey then?
10 years ago
I think the donkey is in it for the long haul.
10 years ago
I am not into beastiality. But, you are into fucking horses shitcacacove..
10 years ago
shitcacacove you SIR,fuck horses for a living..
10 years ago
Thats right Bicho, keep calling me sir. Know your place TNBABWCDS.
10 years ago
bitcho, you do know she has a nut hanging out of her panties, or is that what intrigued you in the first place.
10 years ago
I sent in a picture of your love interest Bitcho, maybe it will get put up soon.
10 years ago
It's what pulls Bichos chain. The donkey might get jealous again.
10 years ago
Shitcacacove you fuck horses,camels and zebras for a living..Mr.H.C.Z HUMPER..
10 years ago
Keep calling me sir Bicho. As for beastiality I'll leave that to you. It's your own niche in life, you calling if you will. Now, seeing as we have that done and dusted, whats the name of that uber nightclub of yours?
10 years ago
Fuck you,little british shit face,you fuck camels,horses,hippos,zebras for a living,any questions..
10 years ago
spit the number mother fucker,spit the number you fucken camel,horse,hippo and zebra fucker..
10 years ago
Why do you think anybody in their right mind would want speak to a clapped out glory hole attendent like you? Haven't you learnt your lesson? How many sanctuaries do you need to call on that cheap ass call card of yours. Now what is the name of this millionaire playground nightclub of yours? Or is it more bullshit. Tell you what, go and take a dip in that pool of yours.
10 years ago
I missed this nightclub thing. What is it. Bitcho you are a donkey raper, faggot.
10 years ago
He claimed he owned a big nightclub and had a huge house with a pool somewhere "famous". Of course the only things he has is a notoriously bad arse and a penchant for donkey dick.
10 years ago
Gawd it's such a waste of time reading most of these posts.
10 years ago
Irish, it was on this post I think.

http://www.muchosucko.com/show/dinner_time_-31532
10 years ago
You're right zxcv waste of fucken time..I am out..but before I leave..shitcacacove you fuck,horses,zebras and camels and drink hippos soup after a good fuck with your animals..laters..You are a waste of fucken time man..
10 years ago
Yet you still come back for more. Prick.
10 years ago
As for you zxcv, simple answer for you, don't bother reading them. Simple really. Like you.
10 years ago
A: I think I remember that.
B: How did you remember that exact post.
C: Fuck off zxcv if you don't like it go somewhere else
10 years ago
It was a couple of days before I left for Portugal and it had a fuck off big shark in it.
10 years ago
I don't understand any of that after "Portugal".
10 years ago
I hope your horse gets dropped on you 'accidentally' the next time it's being lowered to fuck you in the ass, Bicho. You're a fuck.
10 years ago
It was on the image section. It had 2 divers with a bloody big shark behind them.
10 years ago
I like how theres a Star Wars poster up there.
10 years ago
I predict her stage name will be: Natalie Pornman.
10 years ago
Naughty Pork-men
10 years ago
Nasty Porthole.
10 years ago
Scatty Cornhole.
10 years ago
Sean Connery.

...what?
10 years ago
Turd Ferguson
10 years ago
Scrawny little bitch
10 years ago
do you have proves that she is little?
10 years ago
do you have proof that you are retarded?
10 years ago
no put i have prove that im not retarded. Do you have prove that confirm your penis is bigger then 1inch.
10 years ago
So spelling numerous words incorrectly supports your claim that you aren't retarded?
And yes... my proof is right below my belt
10 years ago
Wow...that can't be her...this chick is incredibly small and looks like a small breeze could whisk her away...
10 years ago
Thats why she's tied down.
10 years ago
I knew it!
10 years ago
knew what?
10 years ago
that she is into weird stuff
10 years ago
prove it!
10 years ago
Real, it was taken on one of the few trips I let her have out of my basement.
10 years ago
Where are her hips?
10 years ago
I know where I'd like them to be.
10 years ago
Around the facial area or lower?
10 years ago
Facial area first, then lower. It prevents any unfortunate accidents with your own dick snot.
10 years ago
Sound advice.
10 years ago
something is not right about her crotch area, it looks like she has a nut hanging out on the left side.
10 years ago
I now feel unclean. Thanks Delilah!
10 years ago
good, i'm not the only one that sees it.
10 years ago
I could tell in the pic I submitted but it was larger than this one.
10 years ago
Natalie Portmans body would not look that gross.

:(
10 years ago
Or have what looks like a love spud hanging out her pants.
10 years ago
"love spud" that's a new one.
10 years ago
love. spud.


ewwww.

10 years ago
Plums, love lychees, hairy conkers etc
10 years ago
so many names for such a plain peice of genitalia.
10 years ago
In my case, the red kiwi.
10 years ago
So fake. They obviously 'shopped her face over Oscar De La Hoya's body.
10 years ago
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