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Fit to be tied

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How bored do you have to be to do this to yourself?

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by 1rish1

submitted September 19th 2007

74 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
Fit to be tied
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comments (74)
Id say more fucked up than bored.
10 years ago
seems 1rish has a bit too much free time.
10 years ago
RoboCop?
10 years ago
Pinhead?
10 years ago
He stole Thing's britches.
10 years ago
Thing was the hand. If you were making a joke about a hairnet you would be referring Cousin It
10 years ago
He means The Thing from the Fantastic Four, DicNik.

You noob.
10 years ago
ROCK SOLID COCK!
10 years ago
Yeah, we was always sayin that.
10 years ago
he*
10 years ago
Why do ninja turtles come to mind after that....
10 years ago
Well shit.
10 years ago
ow, fuck me that has to be painfull especially when he needs to go some whare
10 years ago
Leela you should post nudes.
10 years ago
Hey, that's what I was thinkin.
10 years ago
Great minds think alike. And so do guys who just want to see a naked chick.
10 years ago
Titties!
10 years ago
Titties? Where?
10 years ago
i fifth that statement
10 years ago
Im not going to go post nudes of me, but when I'm ready I'll flash the camera and post it. That about as far as I will go, I have a little more self respect then that.
10 years ago
when are you ready?
10 years ago
now?
10 years ago
Hang on! I'll get me camera....
10 years ago
It would be funny if somehow they all turned into zits and exploded everywhere.
10 years ago
Sure.
10 years ago
ooo... that was kinda weird wasn't it... O_O
10 years ago
yeah i'd be laughing my ass off.. :S
10 years ago
HAHA, looks like a fucken crazy ass bee-hive
10 years ago
What is this some form of punishment. for thinking with his cock?
10 years ago
Only a woman would do this.
10 years ago
She must be one cold hearted woman then.
10 years ago
looks like his penis swallowed a grenade!
10 years ago
checkers anyone?
10 years ago
If he did that a little higher we could play "Chest"...
10 years ago
hahah i hate you :-p
10 years ago
Maybe he wanted to see if he could break out.
10 years ago
I'm never cooking a roast again
10 years ago
Would you bake it?
10 years ago
what about grilling it?
10 years ago
WHAT THE FUCK! IT LOOKS LIKE A GRENADE!
10 years ago
You'll have to shake this one for it to go off. Vigorously.
10 years ago
with lots of spit.
10 years ago
This was his final knot tying project for Eagle Scout.
10 years ago
lol!
10 years ago
A good way to spend a Saturday night
10 years ago
It looks like he didn't get all the Predator netting off.
10 years ago
Where do you find this shit?
10 years ago
put in the oven at 350 degrees, for about three hours, and you have a fine holiday meal.
10 years ago
hehe
the balls look like a rasberry
10 years ago
raspberry*
10 years ago
or do you *want* them to look like a raspberry!? think about it..
10 years ago
things to do when you finish with the new york times sudoku page
10 years ago
New Hellraiser Movie
10 years ago
That is somebody
who cannot get laid.
9 years ago
* Sporty pours one out for rish *
2 years ago
* cryax pours my piss on sporty *
2 years ago
Oh hai beaner! How's that self photo taking coming along?? We're all waiting tough guy!
2 years ago
Pussy
2 years ago
Shut the fuck up Beaner
2 years ago
That's what I thought...
2 years ago
You didn't think shit bitch
2 years ago
To be fair.... we are still waiting for your selfie
2 years ago
You're right..I don't think...I know you're a god damned trash talking pussy ass beaner that's scared to sub a pic of himself in all his tough ass glory...
2 years ago
i've seen cryax. i get why he will never sub a pic.
2 years ago
Do tell...
2 years ago
he's a fat bold cholo looking toad with a fat hairy chola looking wife.
2 years ago
Lol
2 years ago
bald... nothing bold about him
2 years ago
Stick a kraut up your ass
2 years ago
(did anybody else notice that he didn't contest my description at all? make of that what you will....)
2 years ago
lol , only like two other people give a shit . I don't know why you are always thinking you're taking. To a huge audience on here I will let you bask in your internet glory
2 years ago
You should prolly just log off now, cryass. Try to save what little face you have left. You're a pussy. I know it, you know it, and everyone here knows it...
2 years ago
cryax what is that weird medallion you're always wearing that looks like a stormtrooper helmet?
2 years ago
* cryax runs off with tail in between his legs , feeling the enormous amount of pawnage on his shoulders *
2 years ago
Omg guys you are so right ! I' feel so bad now !!! Omg !! You guys are so brutal !!
2 years ago
You guys are just so witty !! Sheesh !!! I can't compete !!
2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4iY65yexUw
2 years ago
c'mon cryax, tell me about that medallion, i'm curious.
2 years ago
http://i.imgur.com/qXdith1.jpg
2 years ago
this one...
2 years ago
Dem nips...
2 years ago
yep, premium moobs
2 years ago
Lol post up the full pic I want to see myself
2 years ago
I want to see my face on here
2 years ago
i'd rather not...
2 years ago
Why not , you scared ?
2 years ago
You're scared, cryass...obviously.
2 years ago
Post it your damn self
2 years ago
Naw I want him to post it
2 years ago
He can't.... it's against MS terms, conditions, and user agreement
2 years ago
Kirk can translate all the legal mumbo jumbo
2 years ago
anyways. if this shit is legit then i really am just flabbergasted by the fact that your back tattoo actually says "mexicano"


.....



yet you do not speak spanish.
2 years ago
Meh oh well . He's a pussy
2 years ago
Yep you got me bro . I'm so pawned
2 years ago
Riiiiight...
2 years ago
All you do is talk about how you could kick everyones ass if you met them in person...but you're terrified of subbing your own pick...
2 years ago
*pic
2 years ago
Man the fuck up
2 years ago
The fact that you're so off course it's not even funny , but oh well I will keep letting that fake picture of me you have and you keep on making up stories of tattoos I have. , the fact that you have to make up shit just to stir up is funny , I'm just playing along now
2 years ago
this is rydog_tomassi territory... either i'm right and it's funny.

or i'm wrong and i just found some weird cholo on fb whose face makes me laugh.
2 years ago
yeah... sub an updated face pic so I can recognize you in public....
2 years ago
After you Nixon , don't be telling to me to sub and face pic when you haven't submitted one yourself , we've been through this already fuck tard
2 years ago
I'm telling you...pussy
2 years ago
Fucking hypocrite cunt , only sporty and Steven can say submit a face pic . Not you fucking Pussy
2 years ago
submit a face pic
2 years ago
I'll have my nixon mask on.... you'll know it's me
2 years ago
You haven't got a leg to stand on when you tell people to submit a pic
2 years ago
Lol what a pussy
2 years ago
submit a face pic
2 years ago
pussy
2 years ago
Damn women come on here and sub pics of their tits and twats...they're more manly than you'll ever be cryass...
2 years ago
Naw when Nixon Does I will
2 years ago
He's also talking. To you nixon since you haven't subbed a face pic too
2 years ago
No you wouldn't
2 years ago
I don't wanna see nix. I wanna see that badass that thinks he can kick my ass...
2 years ago
Well I know Nixon wants to see me so bad he wants to photoshop me so hard it will make his wet dreams come true , so I'm not subbing one till he does
2 years ago
* NixonsGhost phones photographer *
2 years ago
This needs to be professional
2 years ago
sporty i tried 2 different mail addresses of yours, lemme know if it worked.
2 years ago
Ok
2 years ago
Got it seags.

Sheesh...
2 years ago
say cryax where do you live again? i think i might be off....
2 years ago
still, that toad man looks funny.
2 years ago
The "art" behind him pulls it all together.
2 years ago
oh for cryax sake i hope this is wrong. nobody should have to live looking like that...
2 years ago
Yeah bro it's me dude ! You so got me !
2 years ago
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