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The Real Asphalt

DickNix lent me his big black hat. But yeah, those store bought bongs are terrible... thats alls I can say. And its Killians btw!

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by Asphalt

submitted September 17th 2007

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No wonder I don't like you, you can't even make a good beer bong......Asshat!!
10 years ago
dude... go wear some makeup you faggot...
10 years ago
they sell those things at spencers or hot topic. my buddy had one with a stopper at the end
10 years ago
And I do believe you are making fun of boss Dicknix's hat...
10 years ago
Seriously though, that's a weak-ass bong. We used to make them by cutting up two liter bottles of soda, then going out and stealing 4 feet of someone garden hose. Add ducttape and fill with beer!
10 years ago
why *do* americans make beer bongs?
that whole binge drinking shit is just starting to get popular over here in holland, but i think it's fucking dumb and useless.
10 years ago
can't you just have a beer and appreciate it. instead of drinking it till you puke?
10 years ago
Hey hey there Vic don't be dissing the binge, the whole of Ireland an the UK binge drinks, men an women especially so in turn usually means plenty of drunk chics gagging for it.
10 years ago
i never understood the beer bong thing either. Just drink your beer man. When it's done get another beer.
10 years ago
I agree.
10 years ago
noobs
beer bong = beer goin in you faster than normal = get drunk faster = success
10 years ago
Or you could... Not torture yourself, and enjoy the buzz at first, rather than gulping it away.
10 years ago
never seen or heard of beerbongs here in venezuela, and in norway alcohol was too expensive to waste. i enjoy drinking my booze as much as like getting drunk. almost
10 years ago
Here in the US most ppl drink the piss beer such as Budweiser Coors so on and so forth.... there are a select few that do appreciate a fine brew.
10 years ago
why are people hating on beer bongs? they're just too pussy to take one themselves.
10 years ago
why are people talking like total dimwits? they're just too dumb to read my actual comment before they reply.

there's no 'hatin', only questioning.
10 years ago
it's just dumb, "beer bong = beer goin in you faster than normal = get drunk faster = success" so fucking what? do you absolutely need to get drunk in a few minutes, instead of just enjoying your beers, and getting drunk the normal way? what good does it do you?
10 years ago
what succes? you walking around like a fucking moron while the rest of people have only started yet..
10 years ago
dont feel so priveliged to think i was talking directly to you stupid ass. further more, you think peole are only starting to binge drink in your native holland. how fucking retarded are you?
10 years ago
It's just something fun to do, like beer pong and quarters.
10 years ago
stfu vitorious
grow a dick and chug some fucking beer
10 years ago
@endo: as a trend amongst the teens, yes, it's pretty new. it's not as popular as in the states, and it never was. hopefully, never will be.

@ggyounoon: shut your trap, piss stain.
10 years ago
Personally I hate beer, but I like being drunk... So bonging is a practical route... that sipping crap just doesnt fly with me, cause then it starts to get waaarm, and most beers are already crap enough when they're served cold... thus, I shotgun and bong whenever possible
10 years ago
then why don't you drink stong liquor?
10 years ago
*strong
10 years ago
yeah.....you should stick to drinking liquor. Also, how can you hate beer man? I thought it was physically impossible for men to hate beer.
10 years ago
I had a... bad experience with whiskey, so Im kinda turned off of it. I pretty much drank a liter in 2 hours... plus a bunch of beer... honestly dont know what I was thinking, but I was drunk for two days afterwards
10 years ago
No mucho sign. El Fako!
10 years ago
dude, Elise (the chick in teh pic) will knife you good (as she has done to me, and I have teh scars to prove it)...
10 years ago
did I ever mention how much "teh" irritates me?
10 years ago
asphalt, no means no.
10 years ago
no, delilah, you've got it all wrong.
'no' means 'yes', and 'yes' means 'harder'
10 years ago
Oid E is better. thats what was in my first beer bong, anyway.
10 years ago
I thought you were white....
10 years ago
I am white, Why?
10 years ago
It's also why I can't stand the taste of beer, or the smell of beer nowadays.
10 years ago
:(
10 years ago
Ever try Old Milwaukee?
It's not malt liquor, but it sure does try.
10 years ago
Milwaukee blows... drink Colonial! Cheap and effective!!!
10 years ago
BUDWEISER
10 years ago
^crap!(actually haven't got a clue if it is, just basing it on what other people said.)
10 years ago
again stfu victorious no one gives a shit about your opinion
10 years ago
says the nobody^
10 years ago
really, who the fuck are you, i've never seen your name here before, shoo, off to your home, little boy, mommie's baked you some cookies.
10 years ago
yes mam
10 years ago
ggyounoobs suck my balls
10 years ago
who called in the dick squad?
10 years ago
i saw the dik-signal
10 years ago
ggyounubs has a point there Vic, a nice ice cold pint of Bud is very nice and compared to the shit they have on tap where your from like say "piss water Dutch Gold and the stronger Royal Dutch" which is only one of the cheapest sold in 6 packs of 500ml cans for 7euro over here,it just doesn't compare.
10 years ago
i've never heard of 'Dutch Gold' or 'Royal Dutch', they don't have that on tap where i come from.
10 years ago
i usually drink Heineken or Grolsch. or whatever else they have on tap, most of them are ok.
10 years ago
yeah....an ice cold pint of bud is about as nice as a hot steaming bowl of dogshit. Most American beer tastes like piss in a can. and heinekien is pretty good, grolsh is ok. in my opinion most european beers are good.
10 years ago
bud is the best chugging beer.
sam adams all the way baby... and some Tuborg maybe.
10 years ago
oh yeah and what point did he^ have exactly, fuz?
10 years ago
my point was that you're a fuckface
10 years ago
Point is your taking other people's word on a drink you have never tasted an last time i was in Amsterdam they had those two Dutch drinks on tap!
10 years ago
Grolsch is lovely by the way, yup
10 years ago
I will post a picture of my beer bong. Perfect in every way. 4 feet 1 inch outer diameter by 3/4 inch inner diameter clear vinyl and a standard funnel. Heat one end of tube over an electric burner till pretty warm and put on the end of the funnel as far as you can make it go. And that my friends is the perfect beer bong.
10 years ago
*4 feet of*
*clear vinyl tubing*
10 years ago
That sounds like a proper beer bong.
10 years ago
Nah you need 1 inch inner diameter tube, a tap for easier filling and a massive funnel. The last one we made the funnel broke so i fixed it with a 2 litre coke bottle... you could put about 2.5 litres in it. Now that was a way to start your night off. Although we drank mostly goon out of it which as even better one bong and you'd be set for the night.
10 years ago
*For those who dont know what goon is, its really cheap wine... you pay about $10(Australian) for 4 Litres
10 years ago
Nah, I still gotta go with using stolen garden hose.
10 years ago
so is goon like box wine?
10 years ago
i got a perfect beer bong pic comin...
10 years ago
Your mom must be so proud.
10 years ago
His boyfriend must be very happy too!!
10 years ago
Speaking in third person now, are we Log?
10 years ago
If the beer bong doesn't work out so well, do what steve-o did, and pour it down your ass, that will hit the spot.
10 years ago
Beer bongs, That's so analog. Got old in the 80's.
10 years ago
I don't know about that, I used one in 1992.
10 years ago
yeah i grew out of the beer bong phase in the 80's.I urge the youth of today to do it as often as possible tho,all the coolest kids do it
10 years ago
... and haven't pulled it outta yer colon since then, eh super? Have fun in the NAVY or whatever branch you joined... *COUGH* MORON *COUGH*
10 years ago
Assfault, you are a sensitive little cunt aren't you. Are you going to follow me around now and make stupid comments, you annoying little gnat?
10 years ago
heh, You wish supernovice... you... wish...
10 years ago
Well, ok......you got me. psh....
10 years ago
This is a real bullshit
10 years ago
heh, University of Akron '08. Surveying Technician Associates Degree under Mr. Besch. Exchange St Dorm... look it up bitch and feel free to come party... BYOB though, I forgot my wallet last weekend so Im outta monies...
10 years ago
A surveying technician associates, wow, that is one hell of a waste of 2 whole years.
10 years ago
Yeah, except that almost every firm in the country is short on surveyors AND technicians. Add to that, 60% of the now-practicing workforce will retire in the next 5-10 years, and the pay is only getting better and more competitive... do you even know what surveying is without looking it up? I doubt it...
10 years ago
um ok, You stand on the side of the road in a gay orange vest and map the land with a peep hole box. not hard. At my University they don't even give associates degrees, only BA, BS, MD, and so on.
10 years ago
Yeah, thats like not even 1 percent of what the job entails, way to go...
10 years ago
What do you mean the real asphalt? I can barely see your face dummy. Might as well just just submit a picture of your lower back, atleast then we could see the name of the lucky fella who gets to take you home every night. Jezuz.
10 years ago
So this is your bukkake party? Fucking sick man......fucking sick!
10 years ago
i dont see dick nix hat design or the ms design so im calling fake!


and bad form using another muchoer in your fake pics!


for shame!
10 years ago
I prefer the pretend Asshat:(
10 years ago
so.. i still have no idea what you look like.
10 years ago
oh, isnt is just great how everyone bashes on the people who post their pics. Really makes you want to post one.
Ah fuck it, I'll probably end up posting one.
10 years ago
I'm surprised people haven't started photoshopping penises in his mouth by now. Guess we will find out soon...
10 years ago
nobody knows you, agent-g. i wouldn't do it if i were you.
10 years ago
I'll bet a faggot ass little prick like you could suck a basketball through that thing. You sure have excellent dick sucking posture there, cunt-rag. Do us a favor and show us how a cyanide bong works.
10 years ago
Wow... someone is pissed that they'll never get laid, that they dont have any friends, that they have herpes, and that he gets turned down by $5 hookers... I feel bad for you, elecunt. And Im sure you know all about dick sucking postures. And cyanide is a gas you stupid carnie freak... ha
10 years ago
^not if it's dissolved in water..
10 years ago
i think..
10 years ago
Cyanide is a gas, that's why I said to use a bong, you brain damaged half wit. And if someone will never get laid, how would they get herpes!? Geez, you must be stupider than you look, and you look about as intelligent as a pile of puke.
10 years ago
reply, dipshit!
10 years ago
what if that person sits on a toilet seat, that another person popped his herpes blisters on? Think about that one!
10 years ago
I'm pretty sure I missed this event/picture.

Sorry asphalt.
10 years ago
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