points: 11

I Am Toolman

Hear me roar

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by toolman961

submitted September 10th 2007

4 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
I Am Toolman
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Your hats taunt me.
10 years ago
What about the gun safe on the left or the beer miester on the left. they both have Steelers magnets on them.
10 years ago
Go Team Shit!"looks like your pooping"
10 years ago
He looks like the farmer from MIB
10 years ago
The whole picture taunts me...
10 years ago
Nice one rimjoy, heh heh
10 years ago
Edgar?
10 years ago
nope, can't hear anything...
10 years ago
give me some time i need to think......i have no idea what to say about this one....i do think team shit gets a point for this.
10 years ago
How about, buff midget aren't very scary.dq
10 years ago
borracho I'm just not sure how to respond to this yet either. Need..to ..think...
10 years ago
Take your time guys. I want your true opinions.
10 years ago
Moobs!
10 years ago
i'm too stunned to think..
where is the MS note?
10 years ago
A snake is going up your wall.
10 years ago
Kill it!!!
10 years ago
That's my belt. Don't kill it.
10 years ago
Your belt is a snake.
10 years ago
Caution: don't wear snake as belt.
10 years ago
"you take the venom out of a snake and what have you got?...a belt"
10 years ago
Exactly what are you flexing? Sucking that gut in I see. I figured you to be more....hippified.
10 years ago
Why do you have a pack of hotdogs under your chin?
10 years ago
That's my beer gut.
10 years ago
I was refering to your neck.
10 years ago
I was responding to 2321. And those aren't hotdogs, that's old age skin.
10 years ago
AH I don't blame you. At least you got the guts to pose/post...sorta speak.
10 years ago
yeah, quite the daring pose, toolman..
10 years ago
are those patches on your boxers??
10 years ago
shadows I belive.
10 years ago
*believe
10 years ago
lol what a dumb bitch
10 years ago
no not shadows, the shorts are obviously white and there are patches on them, ya dickhole
10 years ago
Patches in the shape of bitch fists.
10 years ago
1rish1 is right, those are bitch fists. Cause I go camando, no boxers on me.
10 years ago
lmao starrsky.. patches? please tell me you weren't talking about the shadows.
10 years ago
broke ass lol
10 years ago
I pictured you as your avatar... you shouldn't have ruined it.
10 years ago
I wish Zappa lived on, on this website.
10 years ago
You figured Zappa says all the things he said?
10 years ago
W-w-w-w-woah... thats toolman!? I concure with Irish...
10 years ago
I wish Zappa lived on too Mr. Nixon.
10 years ago
Der sadness
10 years ago
i picture everyone as his avatar. BEB is probably just a set of nippleless boobs.
10 years ago
its easy to hide em when they point straight down
10 years ago
mmmm, tucking.
10 years ago
you live a lonely life dont you?
10 years ago
Only on MS
10 years ago
in his shack. hehe
10 years ago
You look like my dad!
10 years ago
Where's his blowhole?
10 years ago
I'm sittin on it.
10 years ago
It doesn't look like you're sittin.
10 years ago
I am right now.
10 years ago
seriously, you look like my dad that's scary.
10 years ago
Toolman either..
A. Has a well stocked gun safe.
B. Lives in a log cabin.
C. Just emerged from a cryo-chamber.
10 years ago
I'm gonna go with cryo-chamber, judging by his rigid posture and smooshed face.
10 years ago
Answers A and C are correct.
10 years ago
Yes. Glad to see that you're aware that you're a tool.
10 years ago
Glad to oblige.
10 years ago
damn your like 50 years old.
10 years ago
Just turned 46 Sept. 8th
10 years ago
yes, someone older.
10 years ago
weren't you like 54, gojira?
10 years ago
well happy bday for the 8th :)
10 years ago
You have those little daddy legs,looks like two toothpicks shoved into a potato...
10 years ago
I always get chicken legs.
10 years ago
Yummy
10 years ago
Definitely gets a gold star for weirdest self-pic ever submitted by a MS'er.
10 years ago
That's why I'm here. Actually my stepdaughter took this and we both always take goofy pictures of each other.
10 years ago
How old is she? Post some of your "goofy" pictures of her. Preferable in her panties, from behind, while she is picking something up, bending from the waist.
10 years ago
you know I think that's illegal...
10 years ago
You know I think that's illegal in most places.
10 years ago
Damn you 1rish! If your avatar wasn't a clover I would curse you.
10 years ago
So, you like my avatar, huh? I like yours too. What are you wearing right now?
10 years ago
Damn rish, she just turned 11. Are you that hard up?
10 years ago
Having your 11-year old step daughter take semi-nude pictures of you flexing... sounds incriminating.
10 years ago
that is as semi-nude as someone at the beach, dumbass.
10 years ago
If you look at it that way, then there's no need for the term "semi-nude" because anything short of naked is worn at the beaches, idiot.
10 years ago
Except maybe nude beaches, eh dickhead? Relax pal it's alright with me if you want to make something twisted out of this.
10 years ago
You fucking fat flexing anal pirate bitch titted cock worshiping ballbag slapping shit eating puss swilling cum guzzling piss drinking shirt lifting toilet lingering child raping dog fucking fat chick scatting cunt of a whoring mother fucking asswiping tosser
10 years ago
Wow, clever times three.
10 years ago
Thanks for noticing.
10 years ago
red head for an australian you don't say " bloody" nearly enough
10 years ago
go back to aussie dialect school you bloody noob
10 years ago
wow the hulk has some built-up aggression stored up for you, toolman, was it something you said?
10 years ago
bloody redhead has his bloody period today.
10 years ago
Well done! The midgit-with-a-triple-chin look is hard to pull off.
10 years ago
Since when does being six foot tall constitute being a midget.
10 years ago
While this is just normal enough for me to think it could be you, I don't see a mucho sign.
10 years ago
Would you like absolute proof?
10 years ago
We would prefer Absolut vodka.
10 years ago
Proof AND vodka.
10 years ago
Absolutely.
10 years ago
dont do this any more. and dont reply to this to try to justify your post.
10 years ago
i'm sure he's satisfied with only one pic, robot.
10 years ago
fukup keefy he is enjoying the ripping. Unlike sweetlips who posted a pic to be an internet tough guy. he took it like a bitch :)
10 years ago
who? redhead?
10 years ago
yeah...he will always be sweetlips to me though
10 years ago
hey your buff, wanna party?
10 years ago
Whose buff? That's a good thirty years of drinking there with the only exercise is lifting the glass to the mouth.
10 years ago
And the lonely kind of hanky panky.
10 years ago
I'm glad you got the lighting just right, to look like even more of a cuntwad.
10 years ago
That was by accident, sorry.
10 years ago
Nice lighting, makes you look like you're not fat... almost.
10 years ago
213 lbs. of true unadulterated fat my friend.
10 years ago
Unadulterated? Why are you wasting your life?
10 years ago
i'd send in a picture but nobody would give a fuck :P
10 years ago
Come on, it's fun.
10 years ago
Epi, if it isn't anything like your avatar I'm not interested. Thing has me cracking up everytime I look at it. :D
10 years ago
i have similarities to my avatar :P
10 years ago
I liked you better when you were FZ
10 years ago
I still have 54 of his CD's right here. I'm still the same.
10 years ago
But do you listen to Tool as well by your SN?
10 years ago
tool man . I have a real old weasels ripped my flesh lp
10 years ago
is that you porn archive room?
10 years ago
The closest thing I have to porn is Flesh Gordon.
10 years ago
so little toolbox, tell us about yourself ?
10 years ago
Toolman youre so hideously sexy... i bet our step kid has lots of fun taking pics of you in various poses...


by the way you should upload a pic of her to... you know... just so we can compare...



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right...
10 years ago
reminds me of ron schneider.
10 years ago
the most disturbing userpic, after those of sub-vomit..
10 years ago
I will be eating human flesh when I make my mucho debut.
10 years ago
I hope so.
Make it one of the mucho twats.
Prefferably redheadedfuckstick
10 years ago
you look like a bulldyke
10 years ago
Looks like a 40-year old virgin to me.
10 years ago
Don't be hatin!
10 years ago
Where'd ya go T'man?

Get your ass banned...?
10 years ago
fake no sign
5 years ago
-Man
3 years ago
I think we need an updated pic...
3 years ago
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