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Mess With The Bull...

...you get the horns.

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by HankChinaski

submitted September 9th 2007

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I only hope it's even more painful than it looks. Bullfighting is some fucked up shit
10 years ago
...we actually found something that bothers dik? Whoa...
10 years ago
was that sarcasm?
10 years ago
I arm wrestled a bull once.
10 years ago
But dik! Theres a serious demand for bull hoof ashtrays!
10 years ago
Apparently being called a "horse abuser" also has been known to bother dik.
10 years ago
It seems odd to me that people who look at mucho would think bullfighting is cruel. I mean, these are people who fap to bitches puking on each other. You'd think that a bull slaughter would be fist-fuck-city!
10 years ago
honestly, I view animal cruelty as the only real fucked up thing in this world. We go and ruin their environment as much as we do and then to compound it, we torture them for sport. Seems a bit bogus to me anyways... On the other hand, humans are more expendable than toothpicks :D
10 years ago
Yeah, but the ladies puking on each other are willingly doing it.
10 years ago
I can think of something more fucked up than animal cruelty. It's someone who thinks that humans are worthless. But, I state the obvious...
10 years ago
Veggie-brained hippies think that any vulgar or illicit behavior is groovy but their brains are so stewed that they can't bear anything that's not politically correct. Ironically, the freedoms that they espouse are the same that they try to keep from others.
10 years ago
It’s a matter of cultural familiarity; bull fighting of one kind or another has been going on in the Mediterranean (Greece, Italy, Spain, etc) for thousands of years.
The USA, Canada, England, etc have a culture that is insulated from the harsh realities of life, most of what people consider real is only a construct of some movie or TV producer.
If I were a bull I would rather die on my feet fighting than in some slaughter house standing in line in my own shit waiting to get a bolt through the head, strung up, skinned, gutted, cut up, packaged and eaten by some pudgy retard.

The number of bulls slaughtered dwarfs the number that die in the ring.
The bulls that die in the ring are used (pretty much the entire bull) and given a great deal of respect in Spanish culture.

Fuck vegans, fuck lazy hippies and fuck bleeding heart estrogen filled lip wrist pussies who would have no problem watching someone get killed but cry like a bitch over a fucking bull fight.
Did you ever get over Bambi? Grow up!
10 years ago
If youre going to kill anything (human or animal). Do it quickly and humanely. Bullfighters and Muslims take note.
10 years ago
though i agree with dik and asphalt, espada does have a point. the bulls are very much respected, not like the pigs in the redneck pitbull vs hog vid. and i've heard these bulls have a better life than normal cows headed for slaughter. but if that justifies killing them for entertainment.. not really.
10 years ago
Well, okay, since they're SPANISH bulls, I guess it's no big loss.
10 years ago
Funny how we condem each other. What we eat for instance. Here we eat cows where in India they are held sacred. And here we own cats and dogs where at the China buffet where I'm going for lunch, they serve it with mushrooms and onions.
10 years ago
Apart from the fact that I very much doubt a bull is capable of preferring a way to die, despite regional variations, the "contest" is tilted very much in favour of the human. Were it not for the fact that bulls are commonly sedated or something similar and are slowly wounded over an extended period of time by an entire group of men equipped with all manner of weapons and horses, yes it might just be a sport.

And to top it all off, as I understand it, Spaniards for one are growing rather apathetic to bullfighting. They simply don't care any more. So I guess anglo-saxons are not the only insulated people now.
10 years ago
aah, you checked the wiki entry too, huh?
10 years ago
Yeah, the bulls are respected. Are those swords of love? Is the blood just happy juice?

As the supposedly superior beings aren't we supposed to have an inkling of responsibility? Yes, we eat them, stop bringing that shit up. Using that logic, we might as well just nuke everything in the ocean. Lets carpet bomb the Amazon because we eat meat at home.

I would gladly stab these cunts with a spear. You tough guys can suit up in spandex and come over to my house. We'll play 'stab the retard.'

There are 6.5 billion of us. Every time one of us dies 0.00000000154% of humanity dies. I couldn't give less of a fuck, especially when death is inevitable. I hate hippies and PETA too but there is a line. Grow up.
10 years ago
personally i just like animals...i couldn't ever hurt one.My dog is bad because i'm too much of a pussy to even get mad at him. However if I ever thought someone even stepped on his toe on purpose I'd have no problem seeing them run over by a truck on a video
10 years ago
free OJ!
10 years ago
Orange juice!? Ohh wait nevermind...
10 years ago
Actually I read it in a newspaper last year but thanks for the reference update.
10 years ago
yeah on wiki it said only 30% of spaniards were slightly-very interested in bullfighting, the other 70% didn't care for it anymore.
10 years ago
don't fuck with the bull. serves him right
10 years ago
HAHAHAHA. My old gym teacher back in high school used to say that. "You mess with the bull, you get the horns!" LMAO! I haven't heard that in years. YEARS I say!
10 years ago
Have you never seen Breakfast Club?
10 years ago
Or "Not Another Teen Movie"?
10 years ago
Hole in Juan.
10 years ago
whammy!
10 years ago
Good One!
10 years ago
ka POW!!!
10 years ago
ZING!
10 years ago
noice.
10 years ago
Shazzam!
10 years ago
Shamalamadingdong.
10 years ago
KA-BANG!!
10 years ago
ole!
10 years ago
Based on his face, I be that feels good. The bull too.
10 years ago
I think he passed out...
10 years ago
That's clearly passion.
10 years ago
Looks at those pants and tell me he's not gay. Try it.
10 years ago
he's not gay. See, it wasn`t that hard. A lie but not hard at all.
10 years ago
the guy seems horny
10 years ago
The bad news is, his balls got smashed.

The good news is, now he won't breed any dumb fucks.
10 years ago
I'm sure he froze his jizz. Otherwise Dyslexic wouldn't be here.
10 years ago
how about showing the aftermath??
10 years ago
He had mutant Bull-Babies that were all killed in fear.
10 years ago
A bull-dyke kneed me in the balls once...does that count?
10 years ago
Red Bull gives you wings.
A raging bull gives you a gaping hole in your nuts
10 years ago
the comments to this are pure gold, good post :D
10 years ago
LOL!
10 years ago
My all time favorite Bugs cartoon...with the bull grinding his horns, and chalking them...lol.
10 years ago
Damn, I havent seen that in years. I miss those.
10 years ago
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