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Title has me stumped

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by redheadedmutant

submitted September 9th 2007

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Title has me stumped
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"All right, all right!!"
10 years ago
hehe
10 years ago
a-ight!
10 years ago
"We'd be giving you the finger right now, you camera wielding bastards, if we weren't having technical difficulties."
10 years ago
They are giving you a "stumps up"
10 years ago
We give this movie 4 stumps up.
10 years ago
8 stumps, pay attention.
10 years ago
The other 4 ain't up.
10 years ago
They have been lifted.
10 years ago
Who has ever used leg or foot for a rating, that's retarded.
10 years ago
Remember Boys to Men?
10 years ago
"Motown Philly back again...
doin' a little no hand swing.
10 years ago
the temptations, after a drug fueled frenzy
10 years ago
Pass de Dutchie on de left-hand side?
10 years ago
another excuse for not having a job
10 years ago
Nice.
10 years ago
Lepers??
10 years ago
Pssst lepers lose soft tissue first.
10 years ago
I'm sure she's good at Math or something.
10 years ago
"Math is hard!"
10 years ago
Lupusers?
10 years ago
diamond mine thieves?
10 years ago
no, it's *not* lupus!
10 years ago
A girl good at math? lol...
10 years ago
Besides doesn't Starsky work at like a convience store?
10 years ago
starr works at starbucks, right?
10 years ago
Its the n new boy band. APM.
10 years ago
n new? is that like uber new?
10 years ago
ok i'll say it...

Is this a hip-'hop' group?
10 years ago
*tumbleweed rolls by..*
10 years ago
...in the distance,a dog barks...
10 years ago
*crickets chirping*
10 years ago
"we will fuck yo ass up even if we dont have hands no feet"
10 years ago
theives from the sand countries? eat with your asswiper fuckers!
10 years ago
They all been stealing shit?
10 years ago
duh, there black aint they!
10 years ago
LETS ALL GIVE THEM AN AROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THIS.
10 years ago
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you. Why don't you shout!!!
MR> CAPS LOCK!!!!
10 years ago
FUUUCK REDSUN YOUR MOM WAS SO FUCKEN WASTED THAT NIGHT.
10 years ago
if his mother was 3 bucks cheaper I'd be his father.
10 years ago
I would have been his father, if that dog hadn't beat me under the fence...
10 years ago
I would have been his father, if his brother didn't beat me to it.

[/timeparadox]
10 years ago
Not me,I just will not fuck ugly women...
10 years ago
You liar.
10 years ago
I heard it as,

I would have been his daddy, if the dog hadn't beat me up the stairs.
10 years ago
I heard it like nova said except over the fence.
10 years ago
man its gonna be hard as hell to fap now... maybe they'll suck eachothers stumps
10 years ago
They still got their lefts.
10 years ago
what kinda sick fuck faps with his left hand?!?!?
10 years ago
What, you dont like a little strange now and then?
10 years ago
yeah..
10 years ago
i shouldn't confess that to a guy who 's old enough to be my grandfather!
10 years ago
I'm a sick fuck that faps with his left hand! The right uses the mouse!
10 years ago
I can see it now, a new fad " ... But everyone else is doing ittt...", just like the whole emo idea...
10 years ago
this is what happens when you dont bring rubber.
10 years ago
or Ivory.

Just where did the Africans learn those nifty tricks?
10 years ago
^A Currency of Severed Hands
One junior white officer described a raid to punish a village that had protested. The white officer in command "ordered us to cut off the heads of the men and hang them on the village palisades, also their sexual members, and to hang the women and the children on the palisade in the form of a cross." After seeing a native killed for the first time, a Danish missionary wrote: "The soldier said 'Don't take this to heart so much. They kill us if we don't bring the rubber. The Commissioner has promised us if we have plenty of hands he will shorten our service.'" In Forbath's words again:

The baskets of severed hands, set down at the feet of the European post commanders, became the symbol of the Congo Free State. ... The collection of hands became an end in itself. Force Publique soldiers brought them to the stations in place of rubber; they even went out to harvest them instead of rubber... They became a sort of currency. They came to be used to make up for shortfalls in rubber quotas, to replace... the people who were demanded for the forced labour gangs; and the Force Publique soldiers were paid their bonuses on the basis of how many hands they collected.
In theory, each right hand proved a murder. In practice, soldiers sometimes "cheated" by simply cutting off the hand and leaving the victim to live or die. More than a few survivors later said that they had lived through a massacre by acting dead, not moving even when their hand was severed, and waiting till the soldiers left before seeking help. In some instances a soldier could shorten his service term by bringing more hands than the other soldiers, which led to widespread mutilations and "unjust" dismemberment.

10 years ago
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Congo_Free_State
10 years ago
christ!
10 years ago
wowzers!
10 years ago
why did i read at first "lived through a massacre by eating dead, not moving even when their hand was severed, and waiting till the soldiers left before seeking help."
10 years ago
What about the feet?
10 years ago
Holy hell!
10 years ago
God the belgians were sick fucks...
10 years ago
Did anyone notice that plantshit started this little bit?

Maybe he got a better education in Sweden than most people on here?
10 years ago
see no evil, feel no evil?
10 years ago
.. they're not blind?
10 years ago
How can you be sure?
10 years ago
they're all looking straight at the camera..
10 years ago
Well there goes their sex lives.
10 years ago
what? come again?
10 years ago
They aren't that youg Vic, better let them get a nap first.
10 years ago
Is this the fisting team that redbicho had worn out?
10 years ago
Hurray for Team Stubs!@
10 years ago
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