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Worlds youngest playboy model

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Haydn Porter the worlds youngest legal playboy model she was photographed 2 months after her birthday.

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by notchmyjohnson

submitted September 8th 2007

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i'd hit it in a heart beat! she's fuckin hot
10 years ago
youngest.......for now
10 years ago
She looks young, but she has the experience of an 83 year old.
10 years ago
First of all, I know FOR SURE that half of the "barely legal" porno chicks are not 18 yet. Secondly, what's the big deal? I've boned multiple girls who were less that 15 years old....WHEN I WAS LESS THAN 15!! When I was in junior high I boned about 6 girls and I remember it all vividly so it isn't a major stretch of my memory. Also, 17 and 11months or 18 and two months....what is the difference? 3 months and a fuck-load (pardon the pun) of laws!
10 years ago
Keep your opinions to yourself.
10 years ago
suck on my hairy ball sack
10 years ago
Ohh yeah, you know she can't wait to hit all you geezers.
10 years ago
with a bat...
10 years ago
with a restraining order...
10 years ago
With Playboy Security...
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Youngest legal playboy model, are you saying there are illegal ones.
10 years ago
I'm gonna go real bold guys and say this will get the most hits for the 11th. Why must the world be obsessed with youth?
10 years ago
Because some of the young ones still cry when you fuck them.
10 years ago
All asians cry when you fuck em
10 years ago
All women cry when I fuck 'em. But they lie, it doesn't hurt that bad.
10 years ago
They cry because you are raping them.
10 years ago
@ Archman, whaddya mean some of us like the old, droopy tittes and the stretch marks. Badges of honor, right?

Right, Arch? Starrsky doesn't have shit on the 40 year olds. Right, Arch? Right?
10 years ago
^Whaddya mean? Some of us, continue...
10 years ago
I have yet to figure out why Starrsky is so special.
10 years ago
...then the boy puts his penis in the girl's vagina.
10 years ago
I think Starr probably has shit on most 40 year olds and Starr is special because she's hot and she's so....open.
10 years ago
Starrskys hot????? hahahahahaha
10 years ago
did ginger never pose for playboy?
10 years ago
i'd say she's hot.
10 years ago
she is definitely not hot, but she's not ugly either. Average at best.
10 years ago
It just seems pretty retarded how star can't make a single comment without getting swarmed by mucho fellas. Like she's handing out free blowjobs or something. Nothing wrong with her, but she isn't so special either.
10 years ago
Sorry, It's just that I'm lonley.
10 years ago
Being in Japan, I'm ronery.
10 years ago
ronery.. i'm so ronery!
yeah, but it's all in good fun, i'm not really hitting on her.
10 years ago
unless she wants me too *WHOOPA!* *pelvic thrust*
10 years ago
Right on balls. Men give up the power. In the battle of the sexes, only the women show up.
10 years ago
Vic & Arch: Whatever turns you on and/or amuses you. I just don't really get it, is all Im saying.

Godzilla: If I've learned anything it's that women are not to be trusted, and that as SOON as you give anything up it remains hers forever. No more of this "I'm all in" bullshit for me, thank you very much. Think I'll test drive the next one for a few years before I even think about letting my guard down. I also plan to shop around.
10 years ago
it really scarred you, didn't it?
10 years ago
Well, my own true love shit into my heart and left me for dead. I think I'm still gushing arterial blood here... the scarring will come later.
10 years ago
Dude, it took me like 3 years to get over my last one breaking up with me. That shit fucking suuuuucks.

Seriously, next time you find some real love, you will appreciate it even more.
10 years ago
don't give up balls . just be real fuckin careful
10 years ago
Yeah, I'm not even a month into this shit. Still, I think I'm getting my feet under me, and I'm not consuming 15 ounces of whisk(e)y every day anymore.
10 years ago
Then again what the hell do I know?...Try Lovebot.
10 years ago
After long years of suffering, I have found the sweeeeeeeeetest girl.

I am so fucking lucky.

She is cute, smart (reasonably), nice, mellow (never ever bitches or complains), good in bed, works hard, cooks well, has a great sense of humor, lets me be me, has a nice ass, owns the house her mother is living in (waiting for mom to die), and thinks she is luckier than me at us having gotten together. Sweeeet. I am very happy these days.
10 years ago
As soon as I get back to Canada I'll start collecting the cardboard.
10 years ago
Although I think I'd rather stab my eye with a fork than see her again. It's sorta sweet that she fucked off to a whole other country, I suppose. I wont have to bump into them and do something unfortunate.
10 years ago
That warms my heart, Hank.
10 years ago
ya real fuckin happy for you there hank
10 years ago
*pukes
10 years ago
make sure there arent any knives around if you ever meet :P
10 years ago
Balls .one word of advice about Lovebot....underwear
10 years ago
I tend to cary a knife in Canada.
10 years ago
I think that might help... the underwear I mean. I don't want Lovebot Mark II to have to go to jail.
10 years ago
no wonder it's very dangerous. Where did u say you're from balls? edmonton?
10 years ago
Did I mention how cute she is, and nice?
10 years ago
Yeah, and I pumped gas in a meth-riddles neighborhood. Fucking meth heads. So I got in the habit of carrying a knife around.
10 years ago
hank, enough! don't make me feel sorry for myself!
10 years ago
i needs me some japanese poontang!
10 years ago
What do ya think Starrsky?
10 years ago
she's ok...her face is nice but she seems like she's too tall...I don't like super tall girls
10 years ago
So no Sheryl Swoops for you, got it.
10 years ago
2:49
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2:52
10 years ago
Woah woah wee woah, how much?
10 years ago
This is by far the most boring thing I've seen on Mucho.
10 years ago
I want to see a girl turn 18 and then do a porn, right on her birthday...wait, they already have that....
10 years ago
where? Post the link eh?
10 years ago
this site needs a forum. People are getting way to friendly and use to each other now.
10 years ago
if you don't like it, you can join whunu and wrecka34 in the 'dunce' corner.
10 years ago
No tetas
10 years ago
No nalgas
10 years ago
no muff
10 years ago
Daddy must be so proud... But uncle Rico's sayin, seee i told ya so, now how am i supposed to resist that?
10 years ago
LOL
10 years ago
What is so special about her?
Her tits are less than average and her hair looks ratty and she is tall in a creepy -loom over you- way.
10 years ago
Are you on crack?
10 years ago
her tits are great what are you on about? And looming over you is good too.
10 years ago
I agree with girlslaughing, this girl is waaaaaayyy to old
10 years ago
Only plays to 1:55. Yak, what is up with these vids that don't play all the way?
10 years ago
The site has been a complete clusterfuck for the last two weeks. It's starting to get really annoying. It's lagging on the typing, for fuck sakes.
10 years ago
And I can't watch a third of the vids on any given day.
10 years ago
I can watch them all half-way, on even days. And half of them all the way, on odd days.
10 years ago
it's not really lagging on the typing for me balls.. maybe it's just you?
10 years ago
i was wondering about the slowness of the site as well. I wonder if this is a sign of the end times?
10 years ago
It's probably just a little slower for me cause I'm way in Japan.
10 years ago
you're probably closer to canada than i am, balls, think of the world map.
10 years ago
I dunno man, the Pacific is pretty big. But anyway it's not so much the distance as how big the internet tubes are between places, I reckon.
10 years ago
internet tubes? in holland we use infrared uber-fibers!
10 years ago
that was utter crap, and a lie^ but you don't know that.
10 years ago
I was making a reference to that crazy, old, American politician from a while back you called the internet a "series of tubes" or something like that.

Infrared uber-fibers sound awesome. I need me some of them.
10 years ago
hehe ok, i was seriously questioning my own knowledge right there :D
10 years ago
What's the point? We already know that the youngest Playboy model will be 18 years and 5 seconds.
10 years ago
She's just another young trollop that prostitues herself to anyone with enough money , i guarantee if a big fat 60 yo billionaire wanted to have her dangling off his arm she would jump at the chance, fucking pseudo prostitue
10 years ago
Gotta love use of the word trollop.
10 years ago
Cool bowl on the window ledge , is that mahogany ?
10 years ago
beautifu she is who cares 4 age.
10 years ago
come again ??
10 years ago
2 months after her 21st ?
3 years ago
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