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Bad case of staph

His words of advice...."don't ever get staph"

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by Starrsky

submitted September 7th 2007

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good thing it didnt mess up his art work
10 years ago
Good words of advice, right up there with don't ever get aids.
10 years ago
He should just put some kind of metal rod through there and call it "art".
10 years ago
yummy
10 years ago
Pardon my ignorance, but what's staph? I knew I should have had paid attention in health class back in high school!
10 years ago
Staph is the shortened name for Staphylococcus (pronounced: staf-uh-low-kah-kus), a type of bacteria. These bacteria can live harmlessly on many skin surfaces, especially around the nose, mouth, genitals, and anus. But when the skin is punctured or broken for any reason, staph bacteria can enter the wound and cause an infection.
10 years ago
Cool! Thanks Super. You're alright.
10 years ago
technically it's Staphylococcus Aureus.
10 years ago
Thanks Kris, have we met?
10 years ago
So if thats the case, of the symptoms and the infection why does it look like worms?...yuck!!!!
Fuck you Borracho&Lover boy vic
10 years ago
is that white stuff dressing or puss?
10 years ago
considering he said "taking the packing gauze out" im going to say dressing
10 years ago
The problem with Staph is it's become a super bacteria. Initially it was easily killed off by antibiotics, but in a classic case of Darwinism, not all of the Staph bugs were killed in some cases, they survived to produce a new generation of Staph totally immune to that particular antibiotic. So what did the doctors do? They used a different antibiotic which killed off some but not all of the Staph bugs, so the next generation were now immune to two commonly used antibiotics...so the Doctors used a third antibiotic, with similar results. Staph is now practically impossible to kill using any known antibiotics.
10 years ago
^ Yea, once it gets that bad you're pretty much fucked.

You will end up walking yogurt factory.
10 years ago
if red isnt bicho and bicho isnt red why dont they ever post at the same time?
10 years ago
HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA lmao!
redbitcho, is that what you meant with "IT'S ON, BORACCHO!";
writing "Fuck you Borracho&Lover boy vic" after every comment?
10 years ago
what a joke.
10 years ago
It's an infection you get if you fucking suck and have shitty tattoos.
10 years ago
To redbitcho and rimjoy, in case erebus didn't make it clear, that's medicated gauze packed into the crevices. Same thing with the clip of that guy pulling one out of his hip that everyone thought was a tapeworm.
10 years ago
So I'm guessing by the latest trend here on Mucho puss is the new poop.

Staph is easily avoidable, the prevention is known as hygiene.
10 years ago
It is highly contagious, and along with ringworm, it get passed around like, Bitcho in a gay bar, in wrestling and grappling environments.
10 years ago
I train Brazilian jujitsu and Muay Thai at a local dojo (Carlson Gracie, Oceanside, CA) and I know if you shower afterwards and don’t train with untreated open wounds you won’t get it.
I’ve never had it and intend on keeping it that way.
Staphylococcus aureus is the most common organism that causes staph and loves to enter through the dermal layer. Like I said, treat any open wounds and wash and you SHOULD be safe.
10 years ago
you feel the need to announce that you train at a dojo? you're a nerd. I bet i could kick your ass and I'm a pussy
10 years ago
Watch out dik, he'll give you an internet working over.
10 years ago
I'm not scared hank . I train in Canada's most dangerous martial art : couch-kwon-do
10 years ago
Couch-Kwon-Do!?! You pussy. Everybody knows Lazy-Boy-Jitsu is the strongest style!
10 years ago
My sofa style beats you comfy chair style
10 years ago
I'm reclining dik! How ya gonna counter that!
10 years ago
(in slow-mo)* flips remote off couch with foot, swigs beer, lights smoke, catches remote, changes channels, says Heeeeeya!
10 years ago
INTERNET FIGHT!
10 years ago
*Poof* Disappears in a cloud of potato chips.
10 years ago
*adjusts cushion
10 years ago
*Poof* Reappears holding the remote's batteries and a bag of doritos.
10 years ago
Ding dong! The pizza delivery guy arrives.

dik and Hank freeze.

Who will make the next move?
10 years ago
*blends into couch using couch coloured camo/nija-type suit
10 years ago
*butts into the fight and gives dik a cheetos-flavored wet-willy.*
10 years ago
*senses a difficult opponent....gives up...
10 years ago
*takes dik's seat and laughs as he cowers away*
10 years ago
*throws random garbage at dik*
10 years ago
*weeps like girl
10 years ago
*places bets on hank*
10 years ago
*drink's straight whiskey
10 years ago
*eats the pizza while dik, Hank and Vic carry on fighting.
10 years ago
*waters dik's whiskey down*
10 years ago
*whacks fug in the head for talking before his turn*
10 years ago
You bully! I didn't talk, I was eating.
10 years ago
*Contact juggles*
10 years ago
*calls dick "gay!" for contact juggling on the spot*
10 years ago
Yeah! That's right, I was eating your pizza. And it was good
10 years ago
*pisses on fug's mother to make a statement, namely 'i piss on your mother!'*
10 years ago
Damn, my mother must be getting old, she smells of piss.
10 years ago
*cancels subscription to Couch-Kwon-Do Magazine
10 years ago
I'm taking up tai-chair, it's far more relaxing.
10 years ago
hahaha This was a pretty funny thread, if I do say so!

Vic's blindingly obvious "namely 'i piss on your mother!", really tickled me.
10 years ago
*initiates montage
10 years ago
*shoves dik down a stairwell.*
10 years ago
*climbs up stairs
10 years ago
*Finally comes out of the bathroom holding stomach, turns around and goes back in.
10 years ago
*stops hiding..whispers "victory"
10 years ago
*shoves dik back in the oven, sets timer for 2 hours*
10 years ago
*laughs maniacally as dik claws at the little window, screaming*
10 years ago
*Licks own balls in corner, nonchalantly watching the mayhem*
10 years ago
heyyyyyyyyy
i had one a few weeks ago
it was like
just the right hole with the pussness
but it pulled out hard like that too
looked like a bogie
10 years ago
Was that supposed to be a haiku? Because you failed.
10 years ago
ugh.
9 years ago
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