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Smerf in the fountain

Yeah, that's me riverdancing in the fountain at the festival.

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by smerf

submitted September 3rd 2007

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Look at them moobies bouncin' around.
10 years ago
Oh, you fucking bastard...
10 years ago
I do what I can
10 years ago
awww you didnt slip on your arse!
10 years ago
Fuck no, I've got good balance and the ground was textured cement.
10 years ago
it's because of your huge feet, right?
10 years ago
Looking freaking sharp smerf.
10 years ago
Could be the feet. Could just be me.
10 years ago
Overweight sasquatch that is really pasty than?
10 years ago
???
10 years ago
i wouldn't take that if i were you, smerf.. i'd kick his ass! RRAAWWWRR!!1
10 years ago
...in retrospect, I do have pretty wide feet.
6 years ago
hey, smerf very sexy!!!!!
10 years ago
I think you may need to get your eyes checked.
10 years ago
well it is,I<m not luing besides it takes a manly man too wear a kilt dancing in a fountain.
10 years ago
That and testicles that are immune to cold water.
10 years ago
hahahaha, that's just a myth, cheeky.
10 years ago
Actually, I was quite warm under the kilt. My nipples could have cut glass, though.
10 years ago
What? That testicles can be immune to cold water? There is a monastery in Tibet that specialises in it.
10 years ago
i know, i founded it :\
10 years ago
LOL, The kids were running for their lives.
10 years ago
You live in Seattle? AND you were at bumbershoot?
10 years ago
You make it look so tough when you walk away all badass like.
10 years ago
It's hard to look badass in a kilt, but he pulled it off!
10 years ago
Hey, people don't mess with a man in a kilt.
10 years ago
Well, unless they like seeing penis. That's different.
10 years ago
hey, post that next. :)
10 years ago
Well, if I get enough requests, I might.
10 years ago
Leela, that's the equivalent of, "show us your tits!!"
10 years ago
Does that mean Leela is going to post her tits?
10 years ago
50DD, she'd better.
10 years ago
Only if smerf shows his unit.....
10 years ago
Careful, gentlemen. You might end up seeing my enormous schwanstucker.
10 years ago
Do it for tits smerf, do it for tits.
10 years ago
Yes... That goes without saying.
10 years ago
*yelling* "FOR THE TITS SMERF!!!"
but it's up to you....(do it)
10 years ago
Hey, like I said, the more people that say go for it, the more likely I am to do it. Only question is how should I do it? Lifting the kilt, or up close and personal with a ruler?
10 years ago
Give us the Goat!
10 years ago
Wait... why am i excited about this? This just isnt right... Oh well.. thats what im here for!
10 years ago
...How'd you know I'm an Aries?
10 years ago
Smerf, it's for tits!!!
Just do it.
10 years ago
She hasn't actually said she'd post her tits, you know.
10 years ago
I know, that's why you haven't seen me dancing around in a skirt....
10 years ago
boys boys boys...her 50DD tits will not look good! Do you not understand what the 50 mean? ...its means FAT!
10 years ago
tits is tits oranje!!! fat,small,saggy,fake they are worth fapping over!well except bicho's the dirty tranny!!!!!
10 years ago
What is it Ron White says?

"Once you've seen one pair of tits, you... Well, you want to see them all.
10 years ago
"
10 years ago
i don't agree with that.
10 years ago
Leela? Tits? Please.
10 years ago
Yeah Leela, we don't care that you are fat. We just want titties.
10 years ago
i do agree with that, though
10 years ago
Well, we do care if you're fat. See Sub-Vom. I know there is a loyal following of guys who like chicks with curves here, and I'm included in that to some degree, but I believe a wise man here once said, "at a certain point boobs get so big they're just not attractive". And the same goes for weight. I don't care if Leela is fat, but if she posts a pic and she's fat. Hey, it's MS, it's open season on that shit. Wario took shit to.
10 years ago
Know how to make 5lbs of fat look good?... Put a nipple on it!
10 years ago
this is how desperate we are. we rilly rilly rilly wanna see tits, but if we don't get tits we'll settle for smerf's cock. c'mon smerf, show us yer willy wonka!
10 years ago
It's the golden ticket to Leela's tits.
10 years ago
Must be a step up from the usual 5 bucks she charges at the truck stop.
10 years ago
FUCK! bitch charged me ten!
10 years ago
I just raped her.
10 years ago
"just" as in "just now"?
10 years ago
I got dibs on seconds... you did pull out, right?
10 years ago
Good damn, I'm cracking up laughing because of you guys. If I wasn't sitting in a chair with arms, I'd be on the floor.

Arch, curvy is one thing, fat is something else. Wario took shit for being fat, but he was fucking funny about it and encouraged us to PS his picture.
10 years ago
1rish1, whaddya mean pull out? can't you count? one, two, THREE holes.
10 years ago
incidentally, i've been coming here for too long, someone stop me if i say anything inappropriate...
10 years ago
hold it right there, coupland!
10 years ago
no.. wait, false alarm!
10 years ago
Smerf cock>Leela27 boobs. Make it so.
10 years ago
thank god this is smerf and not vic. i think this qualifies as a skirt vid and i'd be obliged to fuck him... :(
10 years ago
Well, you and smerf could always "hook up." He has some nice moobs man.... (What? I'm just saying!!)
10 years ago
...You're both bastards.
10 years ago
Thanx, Captn. obvious....
10 years ago
Hey, who's the chick with the weird laugh?
10 years ago
I'm in club bastardo
10 years ago
One of my oldest friends.
10 years ago
Hank? He's pretty old.
10 years ago
It was open.
10 years ago
...Yeah, that was low. Nope, it's a girl I've known since we were both in the 6th grade together. Didn't really start hanging out until our sophomore year of high school, though.
10 years ago
lol, since when are age jokes low? I'm sure Hank is mortified.
10 years ago
Hmmm, good point. I shall take that into consideration, since you are older than me, Oldy McOlderson!
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Was she hot in the 6th grade? Describe in detail please, and make it dirty.
10 years ago
Arch, I'm only 47. That's not old, is it?
10 years ago
OK, MS participation time....
We all write a sentence about smerfs old friend. (to the morons: try not to fuck it up.)
10 years ago
I was 11yrs old when I first saw her.....
10 years ago
later that day I chaffed my penis for the first time...
10 years ago
...pee on my friend's dad
10 years ago
Are you missing my attention Hank?
10 years ago
Oh, just because....Fuck you Irish...
10 years ago
Old is relative, Hank.
10 years ago
And since you ask, no. She was not hot at the time. She was tall, skinny, and gawky, with bad hair and somewhat ugly glasses.
10 years ago
SuperN, what's to miss?
10 years ago
Smerf, of course old is relative.

In this case, relative to the average human lifespan.
10 years ago
HankChinOldski, Compared to me, you're old.
10 years ago
...random capitalization TOTALLY on purpose.
10 years ago
Fuck you too, cool guy.
10 years ago
hank is an old black man
10 years ago
you're all old, compared to me. except for dick.. and smerfsnipple(RIP)
10 years ago
^ With life comes wisdom, Grasshopper.
10 years ago
What happened to my nipple?
10 years ago
He got "D-Bombed"

That means he got booted by Deja, apparently, he said he was 14 & legally hes not allowed on here so he gots da boot!
10 years ago
No shit? Wow. Good thing she doesn't know I'm 11 then, huh? Oh, shit...
10 years ago
Smerf, you're like Michael Flatley, only bigger...and with nip rings.
10 years ago
Less gay too.
10 years ago
Thank you, Irish.
10 years ago
uh-oh smerf.. to quote deja;
"perhaps they shouldn't joke about it then when legally you have to be over 18 to be here. i'm not getting busted over any of you fucks, joking or not"
better watch out, smerf!!
10 years ago
Yeah yeah, she knows I'm 24.
10 years ago
You are one hell of a big 11 year old...
10 years ago
a bit like that retard chef that didn't know how to slice a banana..
10 years ago
Smerf you is a crazy MOFO..
10 years ago
& youre just a motherfucker.
10 years ago
...who rings donkey sancturies.
10 years ago
..because he needs someone to talk to..
10 years ago
Oranjeboom:Is Badass muthufucka
CheekyCoward: spit the number Coward,yella!
Kiketorious: is time for running of the jew..
10 years ago
sure, i'll give you a headstart!
10 years ago
Eeyore!
10 years ago
*headbangs*
10 years ago
haha He didnt you with my name.
10 years ago
toy*
10 years ago
he admires you, oranje, aren't you proud!?
10 years ago
Smerf, the lord of the step.
10 years ago
Smerf you walked away like you just murdered someone...so HOT!
10 years ago
Yeah, off camera there was an old lady having a heart attack...
10 years ago
So, Dr. Smerf to save the day.......Again?
10 years ago
Nope. Seriously, though... There have been times where I was worried about peoples health when I was wearing it.
10 years ago
...actually, that's about how I always walk. Maybe a little more aggressive looking than normal, but that's only because I was hunched forward a bit. The water was fucking cold. I almost put some peoples eyes out.
10 years ago
You walk like someone I wouldnt want to rugy tackle me...
10 years ago
oh, but i would.
i would have to kill him afterwards, though..
10 years ago
with my bear hands!
10 years ago
Sounds like plantshit.
10 years ago
nah, if i sounded like plantshit, my pets would've already fled the house..
10 years ago
false all animals love plantshit
10 years ago
Damn, now I wanna go frolicking in the fountain in a blood red skirt....
From now on, I'll only do something if smerf does it first!!
10 years ago
Red? Skirt? Are you fucking drunk? Wait, that's a stupid question.
10 years ago
Come to Phoenix,it's so fucking hot here still,you wouldn't wear the kilt...
10 years ago
No, I'm not drunk......It goes back to the Vic pic. Leela27 asked me to wear a red skirt.
Damn you and your assumptions!!
10 years ago
Dude, I've worn the kilt in 105 degree heat.
10 years ago
Super, ok then. Since I have never worn a skirt (and never will, unless someone pays me lots of money and/or hot sex), you will never have to either.
10 years ago
Ohh, thank you!!!
LEELA, YOU HEAR THAT?
10 years ago
Smerf, go ahead and just get some random cliff-diving-gone-wrong video and say it was you... then we can watch nova do it for reals!
10 years ago
Hey assphuk, why don't you come at me 1 on 1?
Here is a "to do" list before you try....

1)Borrow someones balls.
2)Think!
3)If 2 didn't work, ask your mom for help.
4)Study some philosophy, you're gonna need it.
5)Saying "For reals" is a fucking pansy way to talk.
6)Think about the fact that I, being a member, and associated with Smerf for as long as I have been; would know Smerf if I saw him. Therefore, wouldn't jump at a suggestion....

All the rest is up to you.... bring it on.
10 years ago
it must have been him, who else would claim to be a fat pale redheaded piece of shit
10 years ago
your alternate personality; Katrina?
10 years ago
shit nova, dont fucking cry about such a sarcastic comment... lest this whole site go up in flames
10 years ago
Yeah, you might get flamed more than my crotch.
10 years ago
smerf using "flamed" and "crotch" in one sentence makes me think of ...?
10 years ago
I actually laughed out loud at that smerf.
10 years ago
Smerf: burning noses since 1983.
10 years ago
Well, not really. I wasn't born with pubes, so I guess it's been since 1996 or so.
10 years ago
So if in Arch's pic he has a burnt face, we'll know what happened....
10 years ago
Ownage.
10 years ago
hahahaha you were born without pubes? hahaha you wuss! ;)
10 years ago
i was born with a full bush, front and behind!
10 years ago
Ahhh yes... Good ol kilts... Cause sheep can hear a zipper open a mile away. Nice frolicking!
10 years ago
September Playboy..
10 years ago
lol OPP!
10 years ago
i remember reading on this site that the best way to fuck a sheep is to try and push it over a cliff, cos that way it'll push back. hmm
10 years ago
Or you can wear really big boots and just stick their back legs inside so they can't go anywhere. Velcro gloves might work too.
10 years ago
i have to ask this;
talking from experience?
10 years ago
are the sheep "mighty fine" in ireland?
10 years ago
What planet did that space ship, I mean, fountain, come in from?
10 years ago
Should have told me you were going to Bumbershoot ya fucker..I would have bought you a beer at one of the beer gardens..Either that or left you with my tab...
10 years ago
Dude, I've been talking about it for two days. I've been there this whole fucking weekend.
10 years ago
What's Bumbershoot?
10 years ago
A three day music festival in Seattle. $35 a day to get in (or $95 for a three day pass) but then all the shows are free. Sadly, I remember when it used to be free...
10 years ago
It's still worth it. The Seattle scene is really cool.
10 years ago
Fuuuuuck yes. I saw enough shows featuring chicks in the underwear that it was totally worth it.
10 years ago
I now wish this was a video of Keef & smerf attempting the Tango in the fountain....that would have been Mucho great!
10 years ago
think of the possibilities..
10 years ago
...I cannot tango.
10 years ago
...pussy!
"ATTEMPTING the Tango" lol ;p

Id strip off just into a fountain & attempt the Tango with Keef if I was drunk at a festival!
10 years ago
*jump
10 years ago
...later that night id creep into smeefs tent and spoon him! grrrr *wink*
10 years ago
You would have to be in the rear considering your humpback oranje..Sorry smerf since I have been gainfully employed I have far less "MuchoTime" for myself.. I just happen to be going out to Spokane this weekend, you still in the area? Maybe we can spoon then and make Oranje mad..
10 years ago
I woulda tangoed my ass off...
10 years ago
Nah, I was only in the Spokane area for school. Now, I'm back near Seattle.
10 years ago
....and en route to Azuza?
10 years ago
Maybe. I might end up in Iowa, though.
10 years ago
AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!
10 years ago
Shit, there's someone we need for Muchocon PacNW
5 years ago
Damn, I was hoping that one of those high pressure pumps woulda got you in the balls ot sent u flying in the air or sumthin..lol..j/k.
10 years ago
...no, that would require me to be ON the fountain. Although, I did see another fountain when I was leaving that would have done that, but I wasn't about to stand on it in a kilt.

I didn't feel like having my colon cleaned out, thank you very much.
10 years ago
Why not? That's second on my list of favorite things to do.....
10 years ago
Would those pumps be strong enough to send someone flying in the air? I seen a video like that where some dude got sent flying a few feet in the air. I never been around a fountain like that. Looks like you had a good time.
10 years ago
Hell yeah, I was having a blast. Then, I got checked out by a bunch of girls when I was standing around trying to dry off. Unfortunately, they were underage. Also, I got checked out by one older lady and at least once guy. Creepy.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
So, is this a glimpse into the infamous Smerf village I've been hearing so much about?
10 years ago
Do you see any mushrooms?
(not the ones you're eating.)
10 years ago
hhahaha you fat mother fucker you!


i love you smerf you can out jig anyone!
10 years ago
...Fuck you. Just... Fuck you.
10 years ago
That means alot coming from a "jig"
10 years ago
Where can I learn how to dance like that?
10 years ago
HAHA. You're alright Smerf. I respect you.
10 years ago
Im not the sharpest tool in the shed so a couple of question directed @ you Smerf.
What is a red headed American in a kilt doing riverdance in a fountain for ?
10 years ago
That's only one question.
Where's the second?
10 years ago
Having fun, duh.
10 years ago
Ok i ment few points covered in one question, was'nt a big deal though he might of been at a concert or something anyway, fun is good , espically alcohol induced fun.
10 years ago
You aren't paying much attention to the posts above, are you? I was at a music festival.
10 years ago
got extacy?
10 years ago
got bris?
10 years ago
I can't see this because the site is fucked this morning but I assume it's really gay.
10 years ago
Really really gay.
10 years ago
And here is the spot where normally some random noob dumbfuck would think he's being witty by saying "U must be descbribin' about urself!"
10 years ago
U must be descbribin' about urself!
10 years ago
am i witty, or what!?
10 years ago
Takes one to know one!
10 years ago
says the homo ;)
10 years ago
I know you are, but what am I?
10 years ago
Checkmate, bitch!
10 years ago
only gay people say "checkmate".
SmashT, son!
10 years ago
yak deja if you don't fix this fuckin site soon then i swear to god i'll try again in a few minutes
10 years ago
lol! same here..
10 years ago
i'm dying to see this, but it just won't play..
10 years ago
ya me too haha. smerf dancing in a kilt and looking mean. has to be funny
10 years ago
*waits............
10 years ago
joins dik in waiting.......
10 years ago
it's workin...hahaha smerf
10 years ago
finally! lol nice moves smerf, at least you're a better riverdancer than me ;)
10 years ago
i am so turned on right now
10 years ago
i can't stop touching myself while i watch him dance..
10 years ago
is that wrong?
10 years ago
dude, you can't stop touching yourself while you watch the simpsons. how is this different than any other time of day?
10 years ago
I am so creeped out right now.
10 years ago
you shouldn't be.. according to coup this is perfectly normal behaviour for me.
10 years ago
from this distance it looks like george from sienfeld
10 years ago
LOL^^
10 years ago
....ouch.
10 years ago
CHUBBYYYYYYYYYYY!

...sorry ;p
10 years ago
he's caveman chubby.
10 years ago
...bastards.
10 years ago
Like Captain Chubby and the Teen Angels?
10 years ago
you're good on your feet.
10 years ago
Is that important to you?
10 years ago
oh it's what you do to me
10 years ago
Delilah, how old are you?
10 years ago
She's 22.
10 years ago
Oh, good. I just wanted to make sure I wasn't being checked out by an old lady.
10 years ago
22, latina, native american.. that's hot(in my mind)
10 years ago
hubba hubba
10 years ago
23.
10 years ago
hubba hubba hubba
10 years ago
cant believe i hadnt seen this until now

i really wish i still hadnt
5 years ago
your just a comment overseeer arent you ? you are like jesus with the sheep, except you over see comments huh?
5 years ago
Yikes!! Yep, that's him. 8(
3 years ago
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