points: -3

I can draw TOO

EYaah, so since ever'body is posting drawings I say to myself "Hell, why not post mine?". Anyways, this is a $50 commission I got a while back. I have a lot more where this came from if anyone cares...

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by Asphalt

submitted September 1st 2007

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what do you think? let everyone know!
I can draw TOO
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WTF is this supposed to be?
10 years ago
Yes, explain...
10 years ago
really, really gay.
10 years ago
It's bicho at the renaissance fair. Obviously.
10 years ago
I have no idea what its supposed to be, some guy said I'll give you 50 dollars to do a series of elf chicks and Im like. hmm, Sounds good... Not much more to it than that
10 years ago
So wheres the elf chick? All i see is some elf tranny.
10 years ago
Its a good drawing it just needs a little color.
10 years ago
hope you gave him his money back.
10 years ago
Should keep it and enroll in an art class..
10 years ago
keef, have you ever BEEN in an art class outside of grade school? They dont teach you art, they teach you how to be a fag and mess up good materials like clay... hrm maybe I was just in the wrong one...
10 years ago
they teach you technique
10 years ago
I'm taking painting 101, actually. I think Color Theory first might have been a good idea. And art classes in college are much different from art classes in high school.
10 years ago
They teach you design. Technique comes from doing.
10 years ago
Was that $50 real, or WoW money?
10 years ago
Well, if it wasn't real, that prostitute got jipped off
10 years ago
LOL
10 years ago
The face is a tad manly for those boobs...
10 years ago
Really? Hmm... Ill work on that then. I didnt really get any second opinions before finishing it, but whatever...
10 years ago
Reminds me of Guy Pearce's character in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Good looking, but still obviously a guy! Oooh, that was bad :P
10 years ago
yeah, that's a manly face, if i've ever seen one..
10 years ago
damn good drawing, i can't draw for shit.
10 years ago
He just said he did it for money. Why would he draw elves for shit?
10 years ago
:D Thanx
10 years ago
That wasn't a complement asshat!!
10 years ago
You interposted u sneaky communist bastard!
10 years ago
You had to rain on his parade didn't you.
10 years ago
Yes, yes I did.
10 years ago
yea, he dose that,super needs to choke on his own feces.
10 years ago
^^aren't we a little attention whore....
10 years ago
no.. just think what you did to Leela was rilly fucked up
and you and oranjie should go to hell
10 years ago
realy*
10 years ago
OK, she got over it. Now it's your turn.
10 years ago
How are gonna fuck up the spelling correction too? really
10 years ago
sorry, drunk.
10 years ago
Sorry, don't give a shit.
10 years ago
masterbates, you fucking wussy.. even the girl in question doesn't care anymore.. why are you still crying?
10 years ago
haha I should go to hell? All I did was call her an idiot for putting it on the internet in the first place, not to mention the fact she told everyone her name. Not my fault shes an idiot!
10 years ago
i still love you oranje
mainly cuz i see oranjeboom and think back to when i was 4 and me and my brother chucked oranges into the freeway and a car hit one and like did a weird bounce thing like one tire going on a speed bump and they crashed into the divider.........
sorry
i took a few too many vikadins
10 years ago
Hey, whatever flicks ya switch...
10 years ago
oh it flicks it well
10 years ago
oranje and orange are not the same thing.
10 years ago
they arent but in my mind
they are
10 years ago
oranje(dutch)=the color orange. an orange(english) translates to sinaasappel.
10 years ago
I understand the reasoning, but why is this on Mucho.
10 years ago
Because I figured that if I put it on THIS site, it'd get quite a bit of criticism, unlike most drawing sites where people just try and be nice about everything. So Im just seeing what I need work with. Basically Im just using you guys...
10 years ago
You're asking a community where most of the people have no idea what a good/bad drawing is. Go to deviantart, look up the better artists and ask "wtf is wrong with my drawing" instead of "what do you think of my drawing." This way, they'll give you criticism instead of praise.
10 years ago
Ok, you want stuff to work on? The right thigh/hip is really pointy and sharp looking. Same with the elbow. Also, the right hip should be a little higher because of the way she's standing. The neck could stand to be a little thinner (she looks like a wrestler right now), and the jaw is very manly. Also, look up how to draw feminine eyebrows online.

Nice job on the hands, though. I can't draw them very well, for some reason.
10 years ago
The hand lifting the necklace seems a little small.
But criticism doesn't matter too much if this is the style you're looking for. If you want a slightly more realistic approach, you can just download good tutorial books. I suggest Andrew Loomis' figure drawing.
10 years ago
actually, i believe he submitted this to try and look better than supra's drawings. this is the piece i was referring to when i said he couldn't do what i had posted before with the whole 'art craze'
10 years ago
supra merely paved the way for me to submit this. Nothing to get angry about deja. @everyone else above, thnx, that does actually help alot. @ supra about deviant, its one of those sites where people try and be nice about everything and tends to only get you help if youve already made a name for yourself
10 years ago
angry?
10 years ago
uh, yeah, cause i'm so pissed off and angry? gee, how you know me so well.
10 years ago
The word 'Fox' indicates when Deja is angry...
10 years ago
Then make a name for yourself, Asphalt. Do something scandalous... like tell people you fuck goats for a living.
But like I said, if you really interested in getting critique, I suggest deviantart. It's the best online art community there is. Just ask around and insist they tell you what's wrong.
10 years ago
deja is obviously one of the most freakin furious people Ive ever met on the internet, thats for sure... I can feel the hate radiating from here
10 years ago
na i think she just gets tired of taking care of grown men i.e. us acting like asses
10 years ago
Yeah, well I get tired back.
10 years ago
oh yeah!?
10 years ago
YEAH!!
10 years ago
yeah!?
10 years ago
That's crazy overpay.
10 years ago
So you can draw tranny elves??
10 years ago
*hawt tranny elves.
10 years ago
*with necklaces.
10 years ago
*and headbands.
10 years ago
*and stars booty shorts under the clothing
10 years ago
Thoes aren't booty shorts.
10 years ago
you wish they were my booty shorts arch
10 years ago
Yeah, I do.
10 years ago
what the fuck is going on with this site lately
10 years ago
i don't know, maybe it's time to leave?
10 years ago
fuck off niggerlover, sorry im not merry about sucking everybodys dick like you over some shitty artwork
10 years ago
Holy shit guys, check out Borracho's art work.

http://www.grjstudio.com/
10 years ago
How do you figure that's Borracho's? And check out this guy's artwork:
http://arminmersmann.artroof.com/
10 years ago
Trust me, it's Borracho!!!
10 years ago
how do you know borracho wants us to check out his work.
if he did he'd give the link himself.
10 years ago
....and that is photography. Borracho painted the others.

Amazing work Borracho.
10 years ago
Not photography, awesome charcoal work though.
10 years ago
thanks super..what can i say its a passion.

http://www.grjstudio.com/
10 years ago
OK, demasterbates, he did give the link. You're just to stupid to find it. Jesus, you're like Bicho dumb.
10 years ago
Lol, go to his bio and look at that chick.
10 years ago
Nice teeth, no?
10 years ago
Rofl, Archman.
10 years ago
Wow, I'm actually glad Borracho posted under me. That worked out well.

Demasterbates, you're a fucking moron!!

And now you have made that fact abundantly clear to the entire Mucho family!!! Congrats.
10 years ago
well now that he gave it it's ok, but stop thinkin' you have the right to hand out others info. What if they don't want it to be known?
And don't even put me in the same category as bitcho for thinkin' that people have a right yo keep there private life ,private.
10 years ago
I posted nothing but the info given here on this site. So, go drink yourself to death.
10 years ago
What the fuck are you talkin' about ....MY bio?...no teeth?...I think you found the wrong bio
10 years ago
Hes talking about Borracho, not you Master. Quit while your behind.
10 years ago
^^bicho?
10 years ago
alright, i'm done, just think before you post nova or you may end up causing REAL problems in someones life.
10 years ago
What's your name?
10 years ago
Oh no, not, REAL problems.
10 years ago
Bates, duh
10 years ago
All those fake problems seem really easy to deal with.
10 years ago
I like fake problems, they sooth me.
10 years ago
Mary Gibson-Scott? i'd say Mary Gibson-*HOT* nudge nudge, wink wink
10 years ago
borracho that's not really you, is it?
10 years ago
and bates, she put up her real name HERSELF, anyone could've googled it.. it may have sucked for her, but i was initially her own fault..
10 years ago
*it
10 years ago
Bates shut the fuck up you pathetic little cunt & borracho, ar ethe the chubby man with the beard?
10 years ago
*are the the chubby man with the beard*
10 years ago
na its not me just wanted to lighten the mood up a bit after leela got all pissed...just thought that guys site was a bit nuts we should all buy one of his mugs.
10 years ago
That first link was crap. The second one miiiiillldly interesting.
10 years ago
buy a mug hank
http://ww4.ezpics.net/gh/DisplayLargeImage+Username=johnson+ServiceName=MugDuck+PIC=1+Prefix=Large
10 years ago
look at the two pic side by side...its him i swear watch you back vic!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=84373871
10 years ago
Buy a fucking mug? Are you kidding me?

Realistic nature art is THE most boring kind. Sure, technically he's gifted, but the content is fucking waaaay boring.

There were people like this in my university when I was studying art. They couldn't understand why nobody gave a shit while all their friends and family had been telling them their whole lives how good they were.

To each their own, I guess. Hell, I looove the natural world. It's one of my things, but "art" like this puts me to fucking sleep.
10 years ago
Who is this guy? A friend of yours?
10 years ago
fine then dont support my passion...asshole.:P
10 years ago
no its redcunts my space page
10 years ago
Why is it when people post myspace links and i go there i just get like the basic home page?
10 years ago
hes a little bi 15 year old i put it in the wrong spot..im telling vic to watch his six redcum is after more than starr.
10 years ago
Its better than abstarct/modern art, now that shit is 100% unadulterated pomposity!
10 years ago
Not necessarily.
10 years ago
And, btw, abstract/modern art is a fucking GIGANTIC generalization. Reaally doesn't mean much, that statement.

And you probably mean post-modern art for the most part.
10 years ago
i was a guy that majored in art i love the stuff all kinds. fine art, design, outsider art its all great. i love peoples will to create.
10 years ago
i think i know what you mean hank. The technical aspect of the highly detailed nature type paintings/drawings is there but the originality/creativity isn't right?
10 years ago
Modern art is anything basically from the late 19th century to maybe 1970.

And there is tons of good stuff from this HUGE time frame.

But, even if your talking post-modern, there is a lot of stuff to be appreciated.
10 years ago
That's basically it, dik.

Borracho, is that your work?
10 years ago
Who the fuck gives a shit? Whatever the name, it still covers a multidude of sins!
10 years ago
A multidude? How many dudes is that?
10 years ago
haha maaaany many many many men!
10 years ago
More than one?...
10 years ago
na i just picked that the page to lighten the mood up with leela she pissed and i thought that guys bio was funny
10 years ago
jeffrey star<3 = redcum?
10 years ago
Nature art is really boring. And I've visited the MET a few times... modern art is, for the most part, gay.
10 years ago
lol way to make yourself sound ignorant
10 years ago
Way to prove you don't know what ignorant means.
10 years ago
^^^Jesus, what an asinine statement. Especially from a guy that draws elf chicks.

It's really too much to deal with right now. I just got up.
10 years ago
And Poopraliminal, I think Borracho got it right.

'Modern Art' comprises a huge variety of very different styles which if you lump them all under the term of 'gay' does sound incredibly ignorant.
10 years ago
Gay is an opinion. There's a difference between something by Chuck Close or Warhol and a blue square. Yes, I realize art is suppose to evoke a emotion, regardless of what it is.
10 years ago
So, you admit your opinions are gay?
10 years ago
WWWWHHHHHAAAAAMMMMYYYYY!!!!!
10 years ago
heehee Pwn3d!
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
So if you I said you were ugly, you'd reply, "So, you admit your opinions are ugly?"
10 years ago
no.. don't you get it?
10 years ago
He's not too bright.
10 years ago
Legolas dropped fitty bucks for something to wank to, and this is how you repay him?
10 years ago
it looks good but that tracing for 50 bucks? or is the origional sketch the one you sold for 50? ause a straight inking with no line weight and no color and NOT a origional couldnt possibly be sold for 50... unless the guy buying it is a total moron.
10 years ago
I think he said earlier that it was a series of elf pictures.
10 years ago
ooooh ok it makes more sense now :-p
10 years ago
The head's a bit too small, and the right hand is definitely way too small.

Some shading wouldn't kill you either.

But all in all... Not bad. I don't think I'd pay 50 bucks for it... But whatever.
10 years ago
Who cares what you'd pay for?

Internet art critic. Fuck off.
10 years ago
wow,thats awesome man. Its probly the best picture I have ever seen on mucho.you should quit whatever it is you do for money and take up drawing.
10 years ago
not!
10 years ago
Wow what a shitty drawing, you couldnt pay me 50 bucks to take that shit...
10 years ago
he could give me 50 though..
10 years ago
He could pay me 50 bucks to take a shit...on RedSun's face.
10 years ago
Id pay 50 bucks to take a shit on redsun's face...
10 years ago
same here
10 years ago
THIS TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE A FIRST CONCEPT FOR THE KEIBLER ELVES..OR HOW THEY PICTURED HOW VICTORIOUS REALLY LOOKS AND NOT THAT PICTURE HE SUBMITTED

OH YEAH FUCK YOU STARRSKY =]
10 years ago
redbum3487 says:
"I TALK IN ALL CAPS ALL DAY LONG BECAUSE I'M ONLY 8 YEARS OLD AND CRAVE BITCHO'S SPLIT COCK!
*conscience: why doesn't my uber teasing technique have any effect on starrsky.. i thought she'd liked me by now, i mean, i used "FUCK YOU STARRSKY" about 30 times.. how did it not work as planned..?""
10 years ago
wow...i never noticed that...im such a loser huh? =[...omfg maybe ill just go into my little corner and turn emo cause i know that will turn starrsky on cause we all know she loves emo fags...oh gosh vic your killin me =[.
10 years ago
yeah.. you are such a loser.
10 years ago
Bicho & redsun never appear at the same time. Too much of a coincidence.
10 years ago
yep.. i think he's got a multiple personality-disorder..
10 years ago
ok, i'm going to be a bit of an asshole, so i'll point out allt he mistakes i could find;
-one hand is tiny, the other huge
-she has manly arms
-the head is very masculine
-it's a bit lame to always do a profile(i'm sure you find it a lot easier to draw em that way) but it's not very original or daring..
-it's a bit of a stupid pose if you think about it..
-the head is too small for the body

but what i did like was;
-nice lines(they were done pretty damn good).
-i like the detail in her ponytail and tiny hand :P(though it's a bit crooked)
10 years ago
excellent, that gives me something to work with.
10 years ago
glad to have helped you ;)
10 years ago
it needs some color, shading, not to mention more detail in the backgound.
10 years ago
You got $50 for a shitty line drawing? I could have done better than that when I was 10.
10 years ago
And yes, now that I'm 11 I can do way better. Beat you to your joke, didn't I, assholes?
10 years ago
But, you draw with the pencil in your asshole. So, it's actually much better.
10 years ago
I only keep sharp objects in my ass when you're around. Try anything funny again and you'll meet up with the snapping turtle I bought yesterday.
10 years ago
oh snap!
10 years ago
^sorry about that one
10 years ago
You can fit a snapping turtle in your ass?
10 years ago
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT MUCHO SUCKERS I AM CLASSIFIED AS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE WHO JUST TALKS IN ALL CAPS AND FUCKS WITH PEOPLE.....YOU GUYS CAN'T FIND IT IN YOUR FUCKING SCANDALOUS ASS HEARTS TO ACCEPT ME? AND NO IM NOT FUCKING 8 IM ACTUALLY 20 AND DON'T REALLY TALK LIKE THIS IN PERSON VIC YOUR KOOL......AND STARRSKY IS ALSO...NOT AHAHAHAH FUCK YOU FUCK BAGS
10 years ago
you lied!? oh NOOOO!
10 years ago
i'm sure you broke starrsky's heart just now, you brute!
10 years ago
hey vic i found this fuck myspace page it say he is bi so watch you back i think hes hitting on you along with starr...also deja red is 15...throw his bi underage ass out.
10 years ago
link please
10 years ago
its him i swear put the pics up side by side..watch out vic hes after your ass!!!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=84373871
10 years ago
I'm not getting anybody's page.
10 years ago
its locked but i think its that little shit

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=84373871

both lines take out the spaces
10 years ago
It does work Hank, work it out.
10 years ago
Why do you think its him though borracho!
10 years ago
put his pic up to the myspace pic...same name, same fag ass nose, and vacant cocksucking expression on his face. it has to be him.
10 years ago
Ah ha, I missed the space before.

Why do those damn spaces come in?
10 years ago
Jeffree? Was that RedCunt's name?

He's a spooky contact in! Wooo!
10 years ago
Where's his pic? I'm only working with the myspace pic.
10 years ago
he posted it its like his last post in his mucho profile
10 years ago
i can't make the link workbut I'll live without it if it gets even slightly more difficult
10 years ago
take out the space
10 years ago
^ find the space in the link when you post it into the address bar.
10 years ago
the space is after the = and before the word 'user' just past the half way mark. Youll see it when you post it into the address bar.

How do you not know about this yet, dik?
10 years ago
yes, and i think it's him.
10 years ago
i'm not as smart as i look
10 years ago
if i did that i'd have to type it cuz if i put the link in the address bar it just goes to myspace
10 years ago
<-----noob
10 years ago
*kicks dog
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
Id love to get drunk with you guys. It would have to be on one of Hanks happy days, otherwise things wouldnt go as smooth!
10 years ago
No, he's not Jeffree Star, there is know way I can say this without looking completely gay, but Star is a musician/dragqueen/party monster type. I know this cause a girl friend of mine was over here when that picture was posted, and she says that guys music was on the top 10 down loaded on myspace. I swear I'd never heard of him before that.
10 years ago
post it in the address bar and then take the space out before you hit enter
10 years ago
irish i bumped into that one on my space too. no redsun is a little bi 15 year old. look at his pic on mucho and compare the two.
10 years ago
redbutt is after you vic watch out!!
10 years ago
Irish, your cover story is as weak as a little kid on chemo (blatant plagiarizing). Now fess up, god damn it!

10 years ago
Yeah, I know, I know, Where is his picture on here I can't find it under users.
10 years ago
click on redsuns name his pic is his last post
10 years ago
Looks like the same kid to me.
10 years ago
http://www.muchosucko.com/show/emo_fag_attack-31313
jesus are you handicapped, irish!? ;D
10 years ago
but i don't think redbum was using it as a userpic. he was just trying to impress starr, like always.
10 years ago
Vic, I said I thought it was the same kid, thereby insinuating that I had followed borracho's instructions and compared the two... My left nut hangs lower than my right does that count as handicapped?
10 years ago
you guys understand that he didn't say that picture he submitted to mucho was him. so i'm not sure how you can base much off of that
10 years ago
killjoy
10 years ago
Is your left arm longer than your right? If no, then yes.
10 years ago
i like to think thats him. i have internet hate for redbutt.
10 years ago
The way he was talking, it sounded personal, like it was him, IMHO.
10 years ago
i can't ban him for being underage on something you like to think is him though :P
10 years ago
He hasn't done anything worth banning him for anyways.

Borracho, you pussy!
10 years ago
She, he , it is an Emo, isnt that enough reason to ban, kill and mutilate it ?
10 years ago
ya you guys there has to be really good reasons to ban people ....christ you noobs
10 years ago
Careful redhead, Deja is an Emo.....
10 years ago
like calling Deja names?
10 years ago
uh... i'm not an emo
10 years ago
Not if I was in charge, id rule with an iron fist. People thought Saddam was an authoritarian ruler...just wait till I stage my first coup!
10 years ago
lol hey hank buy a mug!

http://ww4.ezpics.net/gh/DisplayLargeImage+Usern ame=johnson+ServiceName=MugDuck+PIC=1+Prefix=Large

na i dont think he needs to be banned i dont know if its him..but hey he sure got upset when we made fun of that picture..

and dont get all upset with me because some how all you guys have found a way to get banned. im rather impressed by it. you have to be a certain level of cocksucker to get banned from mucho. i didnt even know they banned people till they banned all you guys.
10 years ago
Christ on a stick! Give it a minute and Oranje will start talking about "minions" again. Talking of which, I haven't seen Mr Fug for a while.
10 years ago
Yeah & I sure as hell wouldnt be making you head of my security, ya think im stupid? You would hold the illustrious position as head of bathroom maintenance.
10 years ago
Hey borracho "you have to be a certain level of cocksucker to get banned from mucho". Hank, dik & I have all been banned in the past, you bastard!
10 years ago
lol, hey my hats off to you guys..for real im impressed.
10 years ago
they only ban the ones they love
10 years ago
my kind of guy
10 years ago
Dik, run for it! He thinks you're a turtle!
10 years ago
he thinks you're one of them, dik!!
10 years ago
Who the fuck has time to draw when thousands of years of evoloution has given up Opposable Thumbs , 20 gig of bandwidth per month for $90 and enough porn to last 10 lifetimes ?
10 years ago
^ nice point ...but why did you capitalise opposable thumbs?
10 years ago
well picked up, wasnt sure how to spell opposable so i copied/pasted from google :)
10 years ago
haha i see

(I do that too)
10 years ago
ahahah yuu peeple ar sutch newbs!
10 years ago
that elf has a very masculine face and too wide a shoulders for my taste.
10 years ago
you like elf porn?
10 years ago
doesn't everyone?
10 years ago
i could if it's the right kind. but it won't be hot because she looks like an elf..
10 years ago
the accent should lie on the "because".^
10 years ago
g33k
10 years ago
Sucks by my standards. SUCKS LIKE FUCK BEYOTCH!!!
10 years ago
FAGGOT SHIT
10 years ago
that's what your dad said when he first saw you after birth..
10 years ago
nah, you got it all wrong... thats what the social services said when they fined your mom for littering after your birth
10 years ago
i was born inside my house.. that's not littering, dummy.
10 years ago
God this shit is horrible...
10 years ago
Nobody cares.
10 years ago
recover password
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