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Being old

Well, glad I'm not old.

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by smerf

submitted August 29th 2007

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Married To the Sea. Good shit.
10 years ago
My birthday tomorrow!
10 years ago
happy b-day tool.
10 years ago
But old people are fun when they drive shitty and act like dicks.
10 years ago
um... minus the fun...
10 years ago
hell yeah they are i had an old bitch give me the finger when i passed her, that made my day =)
10 years ago
Well don't keep me waiting. Lock lips already.
10 years ago
Is that George and Barbra?
10 years ago
I hope they don't use tongues.
10 years ago
^I thought maybe Ed McMahon...
10 years ago
que?
10 years ago
pantalones!
10 years ago
tan feos.
10 years ago
cohones de oro?
10 years ago
this gets me to thinking.... why arent there many gummer vids here??
10 years ago
Shut up! Just shut up....
10 years ago
I really don't need to see that!
10 years ago
Please, god no. Not again...
10 years ago
Like a twat with a tongue baby... twat with a tongue.
10 years ago
No!
10 years ago
*insert Hank comment here*
10 years ago
Hank says: Bullshit, I drive great. I am a dick though, and proud of it.
10 years ago
Id be careful about telling Hank to insert ANYTHING.
10 years ago
No, it's ok....he likes it.
10 years ago
Says the guy who humps belly buttons.
10 years ago
...and still doesn't touch bottom.
10 years ago
LOL
10 years ago
Haha one of the better comments in recent days, Hank.
10 years ago
Hank says:
"i'm not old, i'm black!"
10 years ago
hank's asian
10 years ago
what a chink
10 years ago
he's a ninker
10 years ago
I hate chiggers.
10 years ago
^Little insects that bite you.
10 years ago
Super, where are you, ya salad tossing bozo?
10 years ago
Hankjapfuckingnaski.Your girl friend the BIGASS FAT ASS SUMOWRESTLER wants you to shut the fuck up instead.Infact the fatass sumowrestler of your girlfriend has dinner ready for you on the table.She serves fresh SCAT straight from her restum marinated with bukkake glazed sauce for you to munch on..GAG IT HANK!!!GAG IT!!!!!!!!GAG IT!!!YOU FUCKEN COCK SUCKER..Your girlfriend the fatass sumowrestler is waiting for you..you whitetrashmotherfucker..
10 years ago
All the same comment, 4 times. That's lame even for you, BitchocumguzzlerFelix.

Suck those COCKROACH COCKS and WATCH OUT FOR THOSE LITTLE HAIRS. Do your best Bitcho!!!!!!

Your momma married a DONKEY and cheated on him with a ROACH. It's sad, but get over it and SWALLOW THAT COCKROACH COCK!!!!!!!!

You piece of shit!!!!!!
10 years ago
So hows dementia treatin ya there bicho?
10 years ago
Asphalt mind your own business you nosy fuck low life mother fucker...HANKJAPFUCKINGNASKI your girl friend the sumowrestler wants you to come home already she is waiting for you in the bedroom dressed in lingerie..She will pound,pounds and pounds on top of your skinny whitetrashtrailerpark body and shit scat straight to your face and she will make you eat it!!!!NOW EAT IT!!HANK AND GAG IT!!GAG IT HANK GAG IT THE SUMMOWRESTLER FAT COCK DOWN YOUR THROAT GAG IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
YOUR throat hank will be so stretch you will attract MALE PELICAN BIRDS YOU cocksucking motherfucker..GAG IT..GAG IT..PELICAN MALE BIRDS ARE WAITING.
10 years ago
Pelican? Ha aha ha ha ha ha...

Eeyore!
10 years ago
Don't those little hairs on your dad's COCKROACH COCK disturb you?

You fucking vermin cock sucker!!!!!!!!!! i know you've sucked off all the main vermin. Which was the best, Bitcho? The Rat, the Cockroach, or maybe you like the termite cocks (because they're white (like you could never be) and small (like you wish you could be).

Suck off the VERMIN Bitcho!!!!! Do it, you FUCK. DON'T KILL YOUR DAD. HE'S JUST A ROACH TRYING TO GET BY.
10 years ago
Wow, i'm getting drunk. I've trained Bitcho's dad, the cockroach, to carry little bottles of booze in on his back.
10 years ago
one more time....YOU SUCK DICK BICHO!!!!!
10 years ago
HANKJAPFUCKINGNASKI your girlfriend the FATASS sumowrestler wants you to massage her FATASS FEET she's been fighting in the ring all day and she is tired you fucken low life fuck and after you finish massaging her feet she wants you to take her to the nearest car wash for her daily shower and then you can GAG IT HANK...GAG IT GAG IT!!!!!!!!
10 years ago
bicho...esl!! you need it.
10 years ago
Female sumos? Fucking ignorant retard...
10 years ago
Hankjapfuckingnaski is FUCKING A MALEFATASS SUMOWRESTLER cheekycoward ..you ignorant fuck MALE HANKCHINKJAPFUCKINGNASKI sucks a MALE SUMMOWRESTLER'S FAT COCK AND Shoves it up the asshole along the single file line lies BORFUCKNACHO,CHEEEKYCOWARD,diksucker,supervulva,fakeasnigger,Delilah and KIKETORIOUS..NOW STAND in a single file line motherfuckers because after hank is done getting fucked by his boyfriend the summoFATASSwrestler along come all of you!!!!
10 years ago
ESL BICHO!!!!
10 years ago
hank, are you drunk enough to be taken advantage of?
10 years ago
Delilah CALLATE!!!ESTUPIDA GORDA DE MIERDA!!!CALLATE!!!!!MUJER ESTUPIDA METETE LA COMPUTADORA POR TODO EL OLLO DEL CULO!!!HARGH!!!!!
10 years ago
hahaha, bitcho you're so fun, you give me hours of entertainment, i can only imagine what you do for the donkeys.
10 years ago
Free Translation says:

Delilah you SILENCE YOU! !!ESTUPIDA FAT OF CRAP! !!CALLATE!!!!!MUJER ESTUPIDA PUT YOU THE COMPUTER FOR ALL THE OLLO OF THE BUM! !!HARGH!!!!!

Makes more sense than virtually all of his ramblings.
10 years ago
Delilah la burra sois VOZ estupida, TODA tu famili son BURROS estupida..Tu padre es u buey y tu MAMA es una burra y tu sois un burrito gordito..
10 years ago
you like donkeys, so you might enjoy fucking them. te gusta mamar vergas peludas, pinche baboso.
10 years ago
"sois"? stop trying to act like you are not from Tijuana, Mexico.
10 years ago
Mexicana de mierda delilah tu eres una mujer desgraciada,estupida,ignorante,BURRA.eres una BURRRRRRRRRRRA..PENDEJA largate METIDA LARGATE yo no te quiero..YO NO TE QUIERO CABRONA!!!largate!!!estupida ME CAES MAL..
10 years ago
Yo no soy de mexico estupida..Ignorante yo soy de Bueno aires,ARGENTINA estupida,boluda,pelotuda de mierda..
10 years ago
hey delilah does she make any more sense when she speaks spanish?
10 years ago
I have no idea what you two are talking about... but im pretty sure delilah's winning.
10 years ago
no he makes little sense too in spanish, his spelling is bad and bitcho i'm not mexican, i took 3 years of spanish and live in a pre dominantly hispanic area, and i my spanish spelling is better than yours.
10 years ago
what??? bitcho you don't love me?? it's ok, i'm pretty sure your donkey will love you more than i ever will.
10 years ago
Free Translation:
I am not of mexico estupida.. Ignorant I am of buenos aires, ARGENTINA estupida, stupid, useless of crap..

Ha hah ha ha ha hah ha! You're a cheating Argie Bastard! Get back to your corn beef Bitcho.
10 years ago
gotta say, the pelican comment had me laughing
10 years ago
i like how all those south american cock suckers think they are better than mexicans...they all fucking work in restaurants and do the same jobs....it would be like me getting pissed off because someone thought i was a canadian..i wouldnt give a shit we do look tha same...bicho you mexican motherfucker!!!!!
10 years ago
sorry *we do look alike.

p.s. bicho you mexican motherfucker
10 years ago
haha bitcho don't lie to us, you're mexican!
10 years ago
oh, and a tranny
10 years ago
a mexican tranny that cant talk coherently in spanish OR English... wow bicho Im impressed with your worthlessness... you should get a trophy!
10 years ago
BITCHOTRANNY.Your boy friend the BIGASS FAT ASS DONKEY wants you to shut the fuck up instead.Infact the fatass donkey of your boyfriend has dinner ready for you by the gloryhole.He serves fresh DONKEYCUM straight from hIS marinated with bukkake glazed donkeyCOCK for you to munch on..GAG IT BITCHO!!!GAG IT!!!!!!!!GAG IT!!!YOU FUCKEN DONKEYCOCK SUCKER..Your boyfriend the fatass donkey is waiting for you..you beanerasstranny..
10 years ago
Ahh... well then. Proceed.
10 years ago
Fuck! I missed the reply button.
10 years ago
ha ha.
10 years ago
old people should not be allowed to drive
10 years ago
Old people should not be allowed to live.
10 years ago
old people should not be allowed to breathe.
10 years ago
but they can live all they want.
10 years ago
That is so true though...but you forgot the old man pervert part, and the super angry old woman part too
10 years ago
The greatest thing about this is the satisfaction of knowing that everyone will have their turn, but right now, all think they will be too cool to have it happen to them. Makes me fill all warm and fuzzy and perverted.
10 years ago
I won't. No way I'm living that much longer.
10 years ago
i'll still be fucking hip and outgoing with the youngsters when i'm 80.. but people somehow misinterpret that as pedophilia..
10 years ago
*sigh*
10 years ago
Me neither, Wanko, im confident ill be taken out by the USAF.
10 years ago
USAF's motto: With Friends Like Us Who Needs Enemies.
10 years ago
Like GHB?
10 years ago
Gamma hydoxybutaric, in case anyone needed clarity.
10 years ago
oh, I thought the punchline would be something like: elevated risk of heart attack, or: too much can kill you.
10 years ago
old men are the worst perverts out there.
10 years ago
They are just like us yonger guys. They have just had ALOT more practice.
10 years ago
oh, i see, you aspire to one day be an old senile pervert.
10 years ago
Well it is a family tradition. Not so much senile though. But then again, it would give me an excuse.
10 years ago
Me too.
10 years ago
how could i not look at hot women when i'm 70 years old?
10 years ago
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