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Lazy Eye

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It's to late, a bra can't save her now.

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by srserror

submitted August 27th 2007

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Lazy Eye
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It's just....off.
10 years ago
I like how she stands tilted to try and hide the fact...
10 years ago
Shit, I'd be proud if I had boobs. And an off nipple to boot.
10 years ago
Gives 'em "personality".
10 years ago
Hell yea a bra could save her, cover the crooked one like an eyepatch. RRR
10 years ago
That's lazy eye that's easy on the eyes.
10 years ago
weird how it kinda follows you as you move.
10 years ago
Kinda like your mom...
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Well, I guess we found Starrsky's boy shorts.
10 years ago
Those are hot.
10 years ago
Fuck yes, they are.
10 years ago
Seconded.
10 years ago
I give credit to whoever it was that stole them.
10 years ago
oh great I have to buy some new ones
10 years ago
*creeps back into the laundry basket to steal some more....*
10 years ago
*closes lid on laundry basket, locks it, and carries it off...*
10 years ago
*stabs hank in the back and runs of with the basket; thinking it's filled with starr's panties..*
10 years ago
*but it's actually filled with Hank's crusty drawers and Cheeky's severed head...*
10 years ago
* fucks Hank's stab wound for a bit and then goes for sushi...*
10 years ago
*busts a nut into the crotch of a "clean" pair of her panties, then carefully folds them up, and puts them back in the drawer*
10 years ago
*The body finally catches up with the head and kicks it down the road...

HANK YOU'RE A MEAN SPIRITED BASTARD!
10 years ago
*douses 1rish1 in kerosene, ignites, smiles, and lights a cigar from his embers*
10 years ago
What? Me?
10 years ago
*goes on mucho and posts*
10 years ago
*a floorboard creaks and gives Asphalt away a split second before he pours the kerosene, 1rish1 spins takes him down, breaks both his arms, and shits in his mouth*
10 years ago
*dying children are flying across the room*
10 years ago
...off in the distance,a dog barks...
10 years ago
*in corner singing Shut Me Up*
10 years ago
...Meanwhile, dik strolls in with his Dingo boots and poka dot slacks and says, "Hey, I'm canadian, motherfuckers"....
10 years ago
*1rish1's corpse stops daydreaming and continues to smolder*
10 years ago
*vic comes in and tries to save the flow!*
10 years ago
*but fails*
10 years ago
*dik rethinks polka dot slacks
10 years ago
*vic jumps around in joy, because the flame has been ignited again..*
10 years ago
Even tho her tits are crooked and uneven I'd still bang her. She's hot.
10 years ago
Fuck yes, I would to.
10 years ago
Yeah, so do I LOL
10 years ago
If any guy on here wouldn't because of a lopsided tit, he should have his fucking nuts cut off.
10 years ago
id fuck her over that skinny bitch that needs to eat any day
10 years ago
no that tit is WAY too crooked for her to be hot.. i mean, what am i supposed to do with her if i can't nibble on a pair of perfect tits? that's just wrong, you guys are just homos! you HOMOS!
10 years ago
That's the perfect girl. You want them hot but with a slight defect that guys don't care about ie: crooked tits, as long as they're big I suckem) so that they have low self esteem and are self conscious. then they'll do whatever you want.
10 years ago
hell yeah stretch,chicks with low self esteem are awesome
10 years ago
yeah i don't want my girl to be perfect. i like girls with a slight defect.. usually gives them a bit more character.
10 years ago
Dam it looks like my secretary..
10 years ago
A rat infected with AIDS is not a secretary, your pimp is a liar.
10 years ago
Go and fuck your self little emo fag of Dickpinochiojr.
Just shut the fuck up and stick your nose up your little young ass corn hole you little fuck..
10 years ago
Tell me, how much does your pimp take from you? I can offer you better work sucking dicks in america. Be warned, I'll tax your ass worse than "Buba" the gorilla did.
10 years ago
His pimp wants a new BMW so Bicho is now in two shows.

He still has the gayest avatar on here.
10 years ago
Bitcho, if you wanna make some real cash, I'll turn you out in midtown, but I don't think there are many donkeys around here :(... I'm not trying to take away your business Jr. we can send him back and forth.
10 years ago
Damn, my :( got split in half.
10 years ago
your face split in half? how!?
10 years ago
It's Hank, he chopping heads left right and centre. Run for your life!
10 years ago
I just bought a new hatchet.
10 years ago
bitch, i know how you can make people stop teasing you, post a picture of yourself to see the real you. i promise i won't make any fun of you. go for it.
10 years ago
I did post a picture of my self about 2 years ago you dumb ass motherfucker DELILAH you have to go WAY BACK..I mean WAY BACK..
10 years ago
Yeah Bicho! Post your photo, or are you "YELLA"?
10 years ago
Probably got lost in the great data loss of 2006
10 years ago
Its ugly arse face broke the served.
10 years ago
prove it cock sucker, put up the link.
10 years ago
spit the link bitcho. spit the link
10 years ago
there is no picture of bitcho available on mucho atm. he's lying, or it got lost in the great datacrash of '06
10 years ago
id love to see what that retarded mexican fuck looks like
10 years ago
yep that's got to be him
10 years ago
i need to see that pic, bitcho, submit it again.. or are you chicken?
*buck buck bucka*!
10 years ago
I'll post a picture of my self but you guys have to get on your knees and start SUCKING MY DICK AND KISSING MY ASS..IF You motherfuckers don't meet my demands no picture,NO PICTURE..MOTHERFUCKERS...N.O.P.I.C.T.U.R.E..SO START SUCKING AND BICHO WILL PROVIDE..
10 years ago
And bicho means it too....So get to work motherfuckers the picture is just around the corner..
10 years ago
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!BOW DOWN..BOW DOW..MOTHERFUCKERS GET ON YOUR KNEES THE N.B.A.B WILL PROVIDE..NOW!!!!ARRRRRGH!!!!!!
10 years ago
Get back to work. The electric bill is coming soon. If you don't pay it, your father will be alone in the dark with the roaches.
10 years ago
Hankjap behave..behave if you don't, bicho will not provide the photo..Strike ONE..Two more strikes NO FUCKEN PHOTO...NO FUCKEN PHOTO..
10 years ago
In all honesty I don't think anyone cares. You've seen one mexican tranny, you've seen 'em all. No offense starr.
10 years ago
I don't want to see a photo of some 5 foot Mexican tranny sucking a donkey cock through a glory hole.

Get back to work Bitch. The roaches ate all the tortillas while your dad was passed out on the floor. Your have to finish your shift then go buy some more tortillas and refried beans and tecate, AND PAY YOUR FUCKING ELECTRIC BILL! Before they cut off your one bare light bulb and your dirty one room hovel turns pitch black.

10 years ago
STRIKE TWOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
10 years ago
You loser are not getting FAR..ahahahah..one more strike no photo..too bad I was going to post it.
10 years ago
Can you not read...?
Oh! I forgot, you dropped out of 3rd grade because donkey dick tasted so good to you, you decided to make a career out of it.
10 years ago
STRIKE THREEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!YOU GUYS LOST!!!I was going to post the picture and leave mucho but since you are a bunch of retarded motherfuckers with no patients I guess your FUCKED..hahahah..
10 years ago
one more chance...LET'S START AGAIN...
10 years ago
OK..bicho will be mercyfull onemore chance three strikes no fucken photo!!!! LET'S BEGIN...
10 years ago
lol bicho is a bus girl...poor motherfucker cant buy a camera....i bet he has to goto a net cafe to use a pc..poor tranny busgirl motherfucker.
10 years ago
It is called patience, not patients, cuntlick.
10 years ago
hey bicho table five needs to be bused
10 years ago
or should i say table cinco...you mexican motherfucker.
10 years ago
Ok,
1. Fuck off
2. Shut the fuck up
3. I already said we don't need to see a picture of a dumb fucking cunt, we get those a lot.
10 years ago
ONE,TWO,THREE STRIKES..YOOOOOOOUR'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OOOOUUUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!
THE NOTORIOUS BADASS BICHO WINS......
GAME OVER..
10 years ago
table uno need to be cleaned up you poor mexican motherfucker.
10 years ago
You know...I just have this gut feeling...I don't know why...but I'm guessing that Bicho is around the age of 10-12? I just don't know why I'm getting that gut feeling =/
10 years ago
could be but i bet she still has downs
10 years ago
Bicho wins? No I don't think so. Humanity wins.
10 years ago
T.N.B.A.B always win..BECAUSE THE NOTORIOUS BADASS BICHO WINS.....HE IS A WINNER UNTIL THE END OF THE WORLD......
10 years ago
T.C.A.B.W.C.U.D.S.U.C.C. more like
10 years ago
YELLA! BITCHO YOU COWARD, YELLA! NOOBIE you're too much of a coward to submit your pic, scaredypants!1 coward! YELLA YELLA(whatever that means)!! mucho noobie!
10 years ago
My left nut hangs much lower than the other two.
10 years ago
hehe
10 years ago
other than the snoozing tit shes immaculate id fuck that titty right awake!
10 years ago
why does it feel like her boobs don't go with her body??
10 years ago
Hmm... they feel right to me. *drool*
10 years ago
Maybe she bought them at the used boob store.
10 years ago
she could have one boob , no ears and a cock-eye and still be hot
10 years ago
hey, cockeyes can be hot.. if it's not severe..
think of penelope cruz, charlotte from sex and the city etc.
10 years ago
Or, for that matter, Starrsky.
10 years ago
Blamo!
10 years ago
you really only need 1 boob
10 years ago
two for a titjob.
10 years ago
That's what happens when one tit gets played with more than the other. She should have got to drive from time to time.
10 years ago
I saw this happen to one chick because she was breastfeeding and the kid liked the one nipple more than the other.
10 years ago
I was the kid.
10 years ago
Yo' mama's cocked tittyed....
10 years ago
Honestly, it wouldn't put me off fucking her. I'm not that picky, she's still hot to me.
10 years ago
ofcourse she is.
10 years ago
Hankjapfuckingnaski.Your girl friend the BIGASS FAT ASS SUMOWRESTLER wants you to shut the fuck up instead.Infact the fatass sumowrestler of your girlfriend has dinner ready for you on the table.She serves fresh SCAT straight from her restum marinated with bukkake glazed sauce for you to munch on..GAG IT HANK!!!GAG IT!!!!!!!!GAG IT!!!YOU FUCKEN COCK SUCKER..Your girlfriend the fatass sumowrestler is waiting for you..you whitetrashmotherfucker..
10 years ago
gggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy avatar man.
10 years ago
\\\\\\\\\\\\\this fag just posted the same comment to me four times.

What a douche. Can we all agree that's a weak move?
10 years ago
Every move by Bicho is very week.
10 years ago
No!! your girlfriend the summofatasswrestler needs your fucken attention hankjapfuckingnaski.Her FATASS feet need massaging she's been down at the circus performing the fatlady.Now take her to her daily shower at the car wash and take a RAG ON A STICK you fucken japfucker..
10 years ago
Hank shags a woman, you get shagged by a donkey.
10 years ago
I fuck women cheekycoward you JOCK hankpussynasty..cheekycoward KISSES HANK'S ASS..
10 years ago
cheekycoward you kiss hank's ass you ass kisser..LOOK AT YOU!! STUPID..LOOK AT YOU!!!
10 years ago
Either I have the largest lips on earth or you have the worst grasp of geography. My bets on the latter.
10 years ago
god you are a cock sucking moron bicho
10 years ago
Judging by your avatar, you're partial to a bit of man love.
10 years ago
Damn interpost
10 years ago
cheeky lmao at every comment this thread
10 years ago
Damn...There's that gut feeling again...
10 years ago
BITCHOTRANNY.Your boy friend the BIGASS FAT ASS DONKEY wants you to shut the fuck up instead.Infact the fatass donkey of your boyfriend has dinner ready for you by the gloryhole.He serves fresh DONKEYCUM straight from hIS marinated with bukkake glazed donkeyCOCK for you to munch on..GAG IT BITCHO!!!GAG IT!!!!!!!!GAG IT!!!YOU FUCKEN DONKEYCOCK SUCKER..Your boyfriend the fatass donkey is waiting for you..you beanerasstranny..
10 years ago
this might of been sexier if she was wearing a sexy lace bra.
10 years ago
dito
10 years ago
She's a mutant and she knows it.
10 years ago
one hooter is bionic
10 years ago
nasty tits great body
10 years ago
She looks like debbie gibson.
10 years ago
O_o
10 years ago
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10 years ago
No.
10 years ago
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10 years ago
i wasnt looking at her tit, man.
10 years ago
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