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Ms. South Carolina explains why some Americans can't fint the US on a world map..

..yeah, that makes sense :S

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by Victorious

submitted August 27th 2007

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She could be a successful politician.
10 years ago
That was my first thought too. She has the talent to talk a lot by effectively saying nothing meaningful at all.
10 years ago
Using that logic, you two could be pretty successful at politics as well.
10 years ago
There's no arguing with that logic.
10 years ago
She would do much better with a mouthful of dick
10 years ago
She'll make a wonderful Fox News Anchor someday...
10 years ago
Makes perfect sense to me. But that's only because I'm a US American.
10 years ago
haha you bastard
10 years ago
Only the white race could create someone so stupid.
10 years ago
for real though.
10 years ago
true that
10 years ago
Yo yo, ya herd wut I's be a sayin bout dat!
10 years ago
i seem to remember a bunch of black folk in Mobile Alabama stating on national TV they saw a fucking leprechaun in a tree. they make this dumb bitch look like a rocket scientist.
10 years ago
Pwned!
10 years ago
hahahahahahaha, wooooh! kudos to you, hanya!
10 years ago
I just realized there should be outrage over anyone calling this girl a dumb blond. That's a racial slur, like nappy-headed ho.
10 years ago
Fuck you, Wanko.
10 years ago
My head hurts , did she say anything about the question???
10 years ago
I think she pretty much answered it without intending to, if she is supposed to be an example of a US American.
10 years ago
how did south africa and iraq come into the picture of americans being fucking stupid?
10 years ago
The announcer then proceeded to give her a dog biscuit, and swiftly put her muzzle back on before she could further abstain the image of our country's upper class... er...
10 years ago
See that oranje? My minion could kick your minion's ass!
10 years ago
How does one abstain the image of out country's upper class?
10 years ago
Oranje has a minion?
10 years ago
She's upper class?
10 years ago
No she isn't. She's Miss South Carolina.
10 years ago
Its kinda like saying shes the queen of the retards, but yeah that IS the upper class down there...
10 years ago
Damn right, I have a number of minions. Lets see, we have MrFug, cheekycov, fries-please & pretty much any English member on here...all member of my little empire!

P.S. DickNix, my minions would own you & your minions ass!
10 years ago
SHADUP YOU STUPID VONCE! You and you're third world family can all take straight razors to eachothers' scalps and do us a favor. In such a case Id say hats off to you! HAH! pun intended... Now clean my AK47 so I can line up your minions and put them outta their misery... I didnt want it to come to this but you, Sir, have asked for it...
10 years ago
Great, now it's going to be muchomericans against the Queen's muchos.
10 years ago
Pick a side smerf...
10 years ago
Erm, Dick, I really could do with that .50 DE right about now.
Please.
10 years ago
And a Glock 21.
10 years ago
Now that I know you serve Oranje, you are shit out of luck.
10 years ago
I was working on the fact that Americans are well known for selling arms to the enemy ;)
10 years ago
hehe. You serve, nay, SERVE Oranj. Now you know your place, Fuggies.
10 years ago
ooooh whammy ...FUCKING WHAMMY!!!
10 years ago
^ That was aimed at MrFug....fantastic work Fug, made me proud!
10 years ago
Thanks, Boss. Watch that para character, he's English and he's not siding with us. HE'S A TRAITOR!!!!!11!!
10 years ago
Oh no, hes part of our team...hes just upset because I give him all the shitty jobs.
10 years ago
Don't drag me into this Oranje. Mr Fug, it's time to overthrow our leader. DOWN WITH ORANJE!
10 years ago
You big mouthed nincompoop, Fudgesmacker! I'm due to go back to America next month for 6 months of spying and subterfuge. Getting tactical secrets and weapons back to my boys in the Motherland. We knew this would happen and I went to a whole lotta trouble to get my Investor Visa in order to slip through their defences.

I've even perfected my Georgia drawl. It's all ruined. Pointless being able to say "Shit y'all" without laughing, now, isn't it?
10 years ago
It's a bit late for fighting within the ranks, cheeky we need to stand together against the Untied States (spelling intended).
10 years ago
Just one teeny-weeny little flaw in your plan there, para-bollocks. The fact that you managed to find America will mark you as an outsider.
10 years ago
lol. I'm going to paint myself Mexican colour. Americans always assume that Mexicans can find it without any real effort.
10 years ago
^ Listen to them man cheeky, united we stand & devided we fall...We will keep this empire intact!
10 years ago
Why did I ever doubt?

*hums Land Of Hope & Glory*

FUCK EM! THEY COULDN'T FIND THEIR ARSE WITH A BANJO. MOST OF THEM HAVEN'T GOT PASSPORTS FOR FUCKS SAKE! DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THEIR FUCKING AIR FORCE, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES WHEN THEY'RE AROUND.
10 years ago
Damn you cheeky! Land Of Hope And Glory made me stand up and salute...and I tipped my coffee over my head :(
10 years ago
Shoud have been a nice, hot cup of English Breakfast tea, kindly sir. Are you sure you're English?
10 years ago
Im going to go make a cup of tea now. Fuck the stereotype, I dont care...not had one in days & now I want one.
10 years ago
A cup of tea. Makes you proud to be British.
10 years ago
Enlish, heeky, English. I'm not Irish (no offence to the Irish), I'm not Scottish (no offence), 'm not Welsh (daffodil eating fuckers), I'm English.

Thank you.
10 years ago
Oy, shut your gob. America is shitty at everything except for blowing shit up. An we intend to keep our record as such. Dammit, I need reinforcements!
10 years ago
Have no fear, Dick. The Smerf is here!
10 years ago
Less chit chat and lay down some suppressing fire!
10 years ago
wow... I started some serious shit, no? Ah well!!!! ENGAGE THE MG42!!! EAT SOME SERIOUS FUCKED UP LEAD ANTI-AMERICAS AND WANNABES!!!!!!
10 years ago
goddamn it... Imtotallydrunk thus my late response... hmm I probably shot some fellow comrades... pfff whats it matter!?
10 years ago
The typical American response to friendly fire. It happens so many times they've become used to it.
10 years ago
"Recent polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map." Bullshit. Stupidity knows no boundaries. It's an "equal opportunity employer".
10 years ago
They should have given her a map and asked if she could point it out. (I bet they could have left the lettering on and she'd still point to Oz.)
10 years ago
^ I should have given myself the foresight to look down the threads before posting this...
10 years ago
1 out of 5 can't find the U.S. on a world map!! WTF? The ZEITGEIST movie was right.
10 years ago
this will probably get a lot of replies
10 years ago
or maybe not
I'll find out later.
10 years ago
still waiting huh??
10 years ago
Nah, I gave up about 10 mins in.
10 years ago
One fifth is 20%, the quote was that 5% of americans cant find america on a map, bet you were looking for a reply about your zeitgeist movie comment but didnt expect to be called out on your shitty math skills.
10 years ago
well how the fuck are they supposed to find it if they dont own maps because of the poverty in africa you insensitive fucks!
10 years ago
i blame the uneducated blacks and illegal mexicans pouring into our country. dumbasses can barely speak coherently, much less understand geography. they have no drive to study or become doctors. the extent of their ambition involves making it big by "spittin' rhymes on the mic", or "havin' mad skills on the b-ball court.
10 years ago
The mexicans know where america is since birth, but only on some deep instinctual level. Like how blacks are born knowing how to play basketball.
10 years ago
lol wank
10 years ago
and how to play bass
10 years ago
@ Igopp the quote was one-fifth you dumbass, watch the video again!! Which is 1 out of 5 americans where you got 5% is beyond me. The only part of your comment that was correct was that one-fifth of 100 is 20.
10 years ago
1/5 Americans are from Mexico. That probably explains it all right there.
10 years ago
Its the Mexicans who raise the average.
10 years ago
Wow, A.C. Slater is really a good actor. I wouldn't have been able to keep a straight fact through that torrent of gibberish.
10 years ago
to him it probably made perfect sense.
10 years ago
if you had watched the video closely enough, you wouldve seen that he didnt keep a straight face at all.
10 years ago
is that A.C. Slater!? hehe i guess his carreer only went donwhill after 'saved by the bell'
10 years ago
He did give a funny look after the question was over. Mario was hittin' that fine ass dancin' bitch on Dancing With The Stars. Emmitt Smith beat his ass!
10 years ago
And let's not forget he fucked up MAJOR by having Ali Landry's fine ass anull his marriage to her the next day. She must've found out some shit about the bachelor's party!
10 years ago
Let's face it, Slater should just join his buddy Zak in the 2nd "Beer Money" movie and just get it over with.
10 years ago
*face
10 years ago
Oh, fuck me...
10 years ago
You done it now nigga!!!
10 years ago
Arrest yourself.
10 years ago
I would, but I can pick the locks on handcuffs.
10 years ago
^ Not if you cant find the reply button...sorry, I mean key hole.
10 years ago
I'm not that drunk, Oranje. In fact, I've never been so drunk as to not be able to find a keyhole.
10 years ago
I think you need to be in a movie to be unable to find the key hold. In the past I have been unable to walk unaided drunk, yet I have always been able to put the key in the hole ;p

Its just a case of trial & error.
10 years ago
Wait, are we using euphemisms here?
10 years ago
What a dumb ass. Only making Americans seem dumber. I bet a lot of people are talking shit about Americans because of this dumb bitch. Just like those pussy UK people that interview people and ask them basic questions but they edit the video only to show the stupid answers.
10 years ago
It's all trash talk on here anyways... so relax and enjoy the show.
10 years ago
its not so much about editting it... its the fact that there are people out there that gave those answers that is the funny thing...
make sense?
10 years ago
The beauty of this clip shows that it's right for Brits/Aussies/Canadians/the rest of the world, to cleverly edit American voxpop sequences. The US is the most insular country on the planet, full of really great folk, but my god, you've got such a huge percentage of absolute deadheads. WTF, by the way, South Africa...?
10 years ago
well, yak, i also have to agree with gta, because the only show the dumb answers, people tend to forget that it's only a percentage of the true population..
10 years ago
*they
10 years ago
gta, how about when you next decide to try and debunk anything that make Americans look stupid you learn the difference between a Brit & an Australian..m'kay?
10 years ago
The brits are the ones that sound like aussies, except gay instead of drunk.
10 years ago
grrr
10 years ago
What? How can you say we sound like them when our accent (any region) has been around much longer?
10 years ago
Hey fuch you El_W! I get drunk...oh...damn!
10 years ago
Heh...starting to sound like Bicho.
10 years ago
I have many skills...
10 years ago
It's quite simple to explain. We have influenced your accent over the past quarter century. Our method? One word: Neighbours.

Even your Queen has turned Cockney which is just one step away from speaking 'Strain.
10 years ago
Strewth mate.
10 years ago
Sounds like a typical blonde to me.
10 years ago
You sound like a typical giant monster that terrorizes Japan, so go eat shit and die motherfucker.
10 years ago
No disrespect to you godzilla but Element made me laugh and spit coffee allover my monitor.
10 years ago
are you crazy? 'gojira' only eats fish, and annoying helicopters..
10 years ago
... well she was pretty atleast... shell do well in the world of piss and rape porn...
10 years ago
Why the fuck do you need to know where it is on the map if you are allready there ?
10 years ago
that was sarcastic, right?
10 years ago
I don't think I've ever heard the words "such as", "like", and "and" said back to back before now...
10 years ago
u never met my ex
10 years ago
she probably can't find US on the map?
10 years ago
what?
10 years ago
Way to dispel the sterotype about dumb blondes...
10 years ago
What language was that?
10 years ago
is one fifth really that much? some of that fifth are children that are too young to be able to do so and there are always some mentaly ill peaple too. then there are those who give the wrong answer because they think thats funny.
10 years ago
I'm willing to bet she couldn't find the U.S. on a map of the U.S.
10 years ago
damn, miss south carolina you are not doing anything to help us girls out.
10 years ago
Strange, most people have been commenting on it being an American issue. Only 1/5 of Americans cant find the US on a map...Its about Americans being stupid not women. I love how youre all about equality yet youre still pretty quick to make it a male/female issure.
10 years ago
It is a male/female issue you "redcoat" and women here are also considered americans.
10 years ago
You know what I just realized? 1 in 5 Americans is either under age 5 or senile. It's an unfair statistic!
10 years ago
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future."

Caitlin Upton or George Bush? Sounds like the girl writes Bush's stuff to me.
10 years ago
haha, nice, you wrote it down, what a champ!
10 years ago
Ha ha you wrote it down, what a chump!
10 years ago
Ha ha, I copied/pasted it from USA Today. What a cheat!
10 years ago
No, that was way clearer than what Bush says in his speeches.
10 years ago
Yep, my bad.
10 years ago
Oh, and she came fourth - she's not Miss SC.
10 years ago
Nailed it! She is right, a lot of US Americans don't have maps. I don't know what Osama has to do with it though.
10 years ago
If you really want to confuse her, ask her to point to Canada on a map. She probably thinks it's either in Europe, or it's that place with igloos and dogsleds everywhere.
10 years ago
She's a blond. What do you expect. When you look like her you don't have to be smart. The real reason American kids can't find the USA on a map is illegal immigration and minorities in school. They dumb down the courses and the white kids don't learn anything either.
10 years ago
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