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Holy Shit

Awww hell

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by DickNixonJr

submitted August 26th 2007

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Holy Shit
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Is that the shark from SNL??
10 years ago
Candy-gram.
10 years ago
Not that I know of. I wish it was the Horny Manatee from hornymanatee.com
10 years ago
i just assumed he was holding a frickin' laser beam
10 years ago
DicNix probably knows everything about it.
10 years ago
I do actually. It was a Conan O'Brien sketch that turned into a website.
10 years ago
I meant the gun.
10 years ago
I miss the masturbating bear
10 years ago
I don't think I do. There are a bunch of guns that look alike, a lot of knockoff companies nowadays.
10 years ago
M15 A4. Might just be an airsoft gun too... never know. I have the same gun.
10 years ago
looks like an airsoft gun we just got two pistols for 2 bucks in mexico on monday
10 years ago
Your avatar is broken, dopple arch.
10 years ago
lol @ opp and the pic... who would put a scope on an AR15 without the upgrades?
10 years ago
Dopple?
10 years ago
Wiki dopple gangers.
10 years ago
Its a red dot scope... so its cool.
10 years ago
That's not an AR-15. The stock is wrong.
10 years ago
The stock is behind the pectoral fin and has nothing to do with whether it is, or isnt, an AR.
10 years ago
from the looks of the size of the clip.i'd say its a .308 cal.ar15
10 years ago
Holeee shit private shawn, you appear to know your rifles.
10 years ago
I'm going to go on record and say that it is definitely mostly black.
10 years ago
Why do you all think its cool to know so much about guns? Its just sad!
10 years ago
Let's talk about airplanes next!
10 years ago
Says the guy soon to join the army.
10 years ago
^Oranje, not Wanko.

Damn interposts!
10 years ago
Oranje is goin into the Army? heh heh, poor bastard...
10 years ago
don't worry it's the Salvation Army
10 years ago
Nah, you can see the stock where it connects to the action, and that looks different than my dad's AR.
10 years ago
You can buy all sorts of different stocks. Its called customization.
10 years ago
there is a wide variety of of stocks for ar15's smerf
10 years ago
Yes im going in the army after I finish uni, its not as if im a drop-out who joining the infantry. I dont see why a bunch of people would need to know all this shit about the clip size, the stock or the fucking scope unless you have a real need to know this, im sure non of you do!

...its sad!
10 years ago
Having guns & knowing about them is all well & good but it seems more like you lot memorise each and every NRA newsletter...
10 years ago
you sound like a real pussy oranjeboom.There is nothing wrong with shooting,collecting and customizing firearms.Every man should have the right to protect and feed himself and family in case of emergency.Not to mention,they are a great investment
10 years ago
Said the angry unarmed Englishman.
10 years ago
@ Orange

Damnit, Shawn of the Interpost.
10 years ago
IM the one whos joing the army & ill work with real weapons youll never touch... IM the one who doesnt need a gun to look after myself (I really dont)

...yet im the pussy? You dont see the irony there?
10 years ago
Ive never thought of you as an idiot until now shawn. Claiming I "sound like a real pussy" because I think its ridiculous you lot are all comparing you knowledge on guns? If that makes me a 'pussy' your no better than the men who live in their parents basements collect airsoft MP5s, dress in black, wear WW2 gasmasks & collect books on the SAS so they can go on the internet groups and pretend they know the ins & outs of Hereford.
10 years ago
Shawn may, or may not be an idiot. I seem to remember him being a racist, but...

Orange you seem like an intelligent articulate red blooded young man. Seriously, if you had ready acess to firearms you would choose not to own, and shoot one, even if it was just for something fun to do on the weekends? Its just a hobby that us ignorant Americans enjoy and is just as viable a topic for discussion here as any other. And most NRA literature is about legislation and rights, not "clip size".
Why the beef with gun talk?
10 years ago
Yeah sure id own a gun if I could, a handgun though, not an assault rifle. I think allowing civilians to own assault rifles makes little if any sense whatsoever.

I never meant for this to turn into a gun ownership debate, I just dont understand the need to know ever aspect of the AR-15.
10 years ago
Knowing the difference in clip sizes doesn';t make one a gun fanatic oranjeboom.Roland is right,to many of us americans guns are a great hobby.I didn't know you weren't american so i apoligize for calling you a pussy.I'm sure you were raised differently when it comes to the belief of owning firearms.I'm 36,been married for 17 years and have 3 kids..so you were way off on the"living in your parents basement"comment...oh and roland,i'm not racist(might have made a few racist comments though"I thought making offensive comments was mandatory at this site
10 years ago
Most "assault rifles" owned by Americans are simply semi-automatic firearms that just happen to be black in color and scare the uninformed. You can purchase hunting style rifles (ie. wooden stock, lower profile sights, no rails, etc.) in the same caliber and semi-auto as well that have the exact same capabilities and no one seems to have a problem with them. Full auto black rifles can be had by negotiating alot of red tape and paying a hefty tax, but most of the stuff you see in civilian ownership isn't really an assault rifle at all.
Its just the package it comes in that freaks people out a bit.
10 years ago
Shawn you are the master of interposts. And the fact that you are older than me makes me feel better about being here. Hehe
10 years ago
Good point roland..the .308 i mentioned is a very popular hunting cartridge but once you put a folding stock and pistol grip on it people freak and think"assault rifle".You are allowed to hunt with assault rifles here(Washington state"as long as you don't have more that 5 rounds in the mag,so they are practical as well as just for collecting.Glad i made you feel better too..lol
10 years ago
shawn, I didnt mean you were the man in the basement. I said "youre no better".

Ok, I understand what youre both saying, I just know there are alot of kids out there who spend all there time reading about guns with some sort of fanatical columbine style mentality where they think it gets them some kind of respect with the other outcasts.

10 years ago
...this is Mucho, I made a misguided assumption....apologies.
10 years ago
All the violence on t.v. and movies doesn't help either.Even though there are hundreds of millions of responsible gun owners in this country fuckups like those columbine kids makes us all look bad.Good luck with joining the army oranjeboom,I know that it was of the best decisions i ever made
10 years ago
*one of
10 years ago
@ Shawn, the .308 is also a popular sniping cartridge.;)

@ Oranje, no apologies necessary. And those Columbine and Va Tech type fucks wouldnt have caused near the harm they did if not for the "gun free zone" dillusion.
Bring back the old west!
10 years ago
So is having a live grenade for my 59/66 Yugo SKS a bit much then? In my defense, Ive already BEEN in the army... not that it really means very much, but its gotta count for something
10 years ago
I have a russian sks asphalt,the grenade is a bit much..you should give it to me
10 years ago
...and yeah.FUCK YES,BRING BACK THE OLD WEST!!
10 years ago
I didn't read all this shit.
10 years ago
Shawn is racist.
10 years ago
And a nigger.
10 years ago
If his wife is too, does that make him a nigger lover?
10 years ago
Probably
10 years ago
I heard about this on the radio, but apparently in Florida they were having a gun turn-in day with the cops. No questions asked, no names needed, just getting the guns off the street.

Then one guy brought in a surface-to-air missile launcher.
10 years ago
well hey, you might need one of those someday... like to prop up the kitchen table or something
10 years ago
I bet the crimminals turned in their guns!

Castle law rules though. Someone breaks into your house you can assume they are going to kill you, so you can kill them. I hope they still have that.
10 years ago
Psst. .308 is 7.62mm. Almost every single M4 is fitted for .223, which of course is 5.56. Looks like the police and government magazine, and could be a M4 or M4A1 in that case. Why do I know this, because Tyler knows this. No, seriously, some guy named Tyler just ran in here and told me. Freaky. Also that is a telescoping stock, not folding.
10 years ago
Save us plantshit!
10 years ago
no bitch it isnt from SNL, its the life size jawz suit, fuckin idiot =]
10 years ago
Entirely wrong use of the reply button.
10 years ago
And your noob name sucks ass.
10 years ago
DE-Wolfie oh yeah thats a better sn huh? u fucken stupid fagget
10 years ago
I can't take anyone with numbers in their name seriously. Same with people who are too dumb to get an avatar.
10 years ago
Wow, deadly comeback....
10 years ago
Or is it dumbass cum-bag?
10 years ago
Starrksy, are you paying attention to DickNix?
10 years ago
She's too busy with Deliah.
10 years ago
sorry deliah just got off my face....what about an avatar?? How about you make me an avatar
10 years ago
Screw you woman, you can make babies, you can make an avatar!
10 years ago
I think youravatar should be a picture of smerfs penis...chop chop smerf, get it posted.
10 years ago
I think once we get that pic, EVERYONE should make that their avatar!
10 years ago
Ok I made one....happy??
10 years ago
Your avatar isn't working, and when you said "deliah just got off my face" my heart skipped a beat.
10 years ago
Now it is. Sweet, yin to my yang, I feel loved.
10 years ago
indeed yin to your yang
10 years ago
Now I am happy. And arch is happy. And Hank is bitter still.
10 years ago
You're welcome, Archman.
10 years ago
I have no idea what the hell is going on... that tends to make me happy...
10 years ago
Hank is permanently bitter. That's what makes him so cool.
10 years ago
Ebony...Ivory... livin in perfect harmony...
10 years ago
i do love hank too...I just wish he would just accept the fact that I love him!!!
10 years ago
Reminds me of that Stephen Lynch song...
10 years ago
Ok, meet me behind the related section in 5 minutes and you'll get your chance to prove it.
10 years ago
Don't you have a girl friend.
10 years ago
Starrskys boy friend does.
10 years ago
Shhh, it's on the down low.
10 years ago
hahaha "meet me behind the related section"
10 years ago
i met hank once behind the related section.. I can't sleep now and I still have a cyber-rash
10 years ago
Shoulda brought that cream I told you to.
10 years ago
conformist
10 years ago
Please, don't talk about my penis then use the words "chop chop"
10 years ago
I want to go as this on Halloween!
10 years ago
Unless the costume is made just for cats..but I doubt you wearing one of these, it would be too huge for you to wear.
10 years ago
bich, youre such a downer...
10 years ago
and a latina tranny
10 years ago
Kiketorious cheap wad motherfucker..
10 years ago
wtf was THAT? Bich, YOU wanted to be a tranny, dont get all mad at all of us about it...
10 years ago
yeah.. i just hope you're not post-op, or you'll feel like a real sucker right now..
10 years ago
Being a sucker isn't a choice for Bicho. It's his job, his raison d'etre if you will.
10 years ago
Cho Seung-Hui?
10 years ago
I bet Smerf grew up with a guy who had a shark suit just like this.
10 years ago
Nah, it was a friend of his cousins during his junior year.
10 years ago
Nope, it was a chicken suit.
10 years ago
Maybe it devolved into a shark suit since then.
10 years ago
impossible!?
10 years ago
Um, no. I grew up with the guy with the chicken suit because he's my brother. He does not have a shark suit. He doesn't have the chicken suit anymore, either.
10 years ago
Don't lie now. You lying shark lover.
10 years ago
he just feels ashamed of himself for having the hots for his brother in a shark-suit..
10 years ago
what you all dont know is thats me.. and its no costume...
10 years ago
Starrsky's avatar is as hollow and dark as her anus is from the apple i put in it yesterday. also fuck you go white rhim job
10 years ago
white rino? what?!
10 years ago
Fucking furries.
10 years ago
I hope that shark is coming to kill people who breath too loud.
10 years ago
Seriously, fat asthmatics need to be put out of their misery. Especially if they yawn too much. It's not fair to the rest of us, who aren't worthless pieces of shit, to have to listen to that hollow airy sound.
10 years ago
^Breathe?
10 years ago
Don't interrupt my hate.
10 years ago
Fucking phlegm-niggers.
10 years ago
aaaahahahahaha Phlegm-niggers
10 years ago
Would be cooler if it had lasers on its head.
10 years ago
"spare me my life" "spare me my life"
10 years ago
Weeeellllll, maaaaaybe. No, I don't thonk so.
10 years ago
^think. dammit. think
10 years ago
i'm working on it..

any moment now!..
10 years ago
Obviously stank isn't doing enough of it.
10 years ago
Zing!
10 years ago
05/04/2005 yes im first , one point to plantshit! ;D
10 years ago
...what the fuck are you babbling about?
10 years ago
Well, he has a point.
10 years ago
I want that costume so bad!
10 years ago
Me too. I also want your Avatar. GIVE IT!
Frisky Dingo FTW!
10 years ago
COMING TO THEATERS NEAR YOU!!!
JAWS 23 the assault weapon years...
...thats all I got...
10 years ago
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