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It's short and to the point

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by cheekycov

submitted August 24th 2007

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comments (3)
HA
10 years ago
lol,shut her ass up
10 years ago
fuck yea, she shut up QUICK!
10 years ago
I could tell this was fake from the damn thumbnail. She is no reporter.
10 years ago
That'll teach those fuckin Jehovah witnesses.
10 years ago
he's my idol
10 years ago
use the reply button!!
10 years ago
in case you dont know, you cant on your first post. Jackass
10 years ago
you wanna die?
10 years ago
i think you do but im just saying
10 years ago
Do i want to die....hmm that depends. See im trying to think of all the ways you could kill me right now. Hmmm....Damn. Hey have you mastered telekinesis? That might help you out a bit
10 years ago
o yea i have mastered telekinesis and so then it will be an easy kill then cool!
10 years ago
Aye so a battle of the minds it be. Have at you!
10 years ago
And what exactly are you going to do with that telekinetic power?? In order to kill him that is...
10 years ago
the e-thugness is strong with these.
10 years ago
I think your both telepathetic...
10 years ago
i like led zeps' ridiculous attempt at reply button naziism... rock on there dummy!
10 years ago
Sorry Zep ,you will not win .
10 years ago
omg led shut up u son of a bitch you are so ridiculous, fuckin led cock sucker.
10 years ago
^idiote...(that's french for idiot)
10 years ago
Ha.
10 years ago
a battle of wits with unarmed opponents...
10 years ago
mmm no dik.. idiot in french, its idiot
10 years ago
ya ok
10 years ago
you can reply your first post genius. you see there's this little button on your browser called "refresh" and it can work wonders! give it a try!!!
10 years ago
I just used my Jedi powers to impregnate your sister.
10 years ago
Why is it that fat ugly white people always feel it's alright to flash people or go streaking in public?
10 years ago
Bc we own the world and your soul
10 years ago
I'm not fat, but I am white and I do like to take my clothes off in public... I have been banned from a few bars for that reason... I played Golden Tee with my dick one time at Hard Rock Cafe, didn't go over well
10 years ago
ok so gta is on a hate thing let me ask a qustion...and i could get some shit but for the most part all my spic and nigger pals agree with me....colored dudes love white women...its just the truth.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
gta is just a stupid nigger
10 years ago
So this guy walks into a bar. After a while, he walks up to the bartender and says "Hey, I've got a bet for you. I bet that if you put a glass at the end of the bar and I stand at this end, I can piss so hard and accurate that I can get it into the glass and not spill a drop."
The bartender gives him a hard look at says "Fuck off."
The guy then says "I've got $5000 that says it."
Bartender thinks about this for a second and says "Shit, you're on."
So they set it up. The guy stands at the end of the bar and starts pissing. He pisses on the bar. He pisses on the floor the stools, the cash register. He pisses a little on the bartender, too. He pisses everywhere EXCEPT the glass at the end of the bar.
When he finally finishes, the bartender starts laughing and says "Pay up, fucker!"
So the pissing guy makes a quick tour of the bar, comes back, grins and hand the bartender $5000. The bartender looks confused and asks him "Why the fuck are grinning? You just lost 5000 bucks!"

"Yeah, but I bet a bunch of other guys in here that you would let me piss all over your bar and you'd be happy about it. I made $15000."
10 years ago
That wasnt related to this thread at all but still pretty damn funny!
10 years ago
heard a similar joke to it before,
back on topic white people rule. were just too beautiful to cover up.
10 years ago
From Dusk 'til Dawn was pretty good...
10 years ago
Colored people like white women, is that what we call the fat chicks white guys won't fuck..and why do they all drive a fucking dodge neon?
10 years ago
wasn't that the same guy from the soccer stadium pic?
10 years ago
haHA! Yes! That guy is cool in my book. YAY creepy old fat naked man who doesn't like TV news!
10 years ago
Answering the door naked helps keep the jehovah witness's away too
10 years ago
I see you know my trick as well.
10 years ago
I answer it naked, with Pantera playing in the background and wearing a condom that has peanut butter smeared on it.
10 years ago
I answer the door in gasmask.
10 years ago
that would likely keep the nazis away dicknix.
10 years ago
He should have bent over and gave her a "redeye"
10 years ago
I'm surprise nobody's commented on what she actually said. "The charges involving you and your mom-" ...haha I'd say that's pretty fucking great.
10 years ago
surprised* fuck I'm losing it.
10 years ago
I'm really fucking surprised noone commented on the Freudian implication of the video discription, "short and to the point"!!
10 years ago
DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT?!! HE HAD A BLURRY BOX WHERE HIS DICK IS SUPPOSED TO BE AT!! IS IT SOME KIND OF MEDICAL CONDITION?
10 years ago
Whoa don't shout. Maybe it's the guy from the "insert name here" pic and the director just covered it up as he felt sorry for him.
10 years ago
He's half-japanese.
10 years ago
If she didn't want to see his dick, she shouldn't have come to the door.

I haven't seen a Jahovas Witness in nearly 3 years.
10 years ago
BLASPHEMY
10 years ago
he only said jehovah
10 years ago
BLASPHEMER
10 years ago
Jehovah, Jehovah, Jehovah.
10 years ago
Well it WAS a good piece of hallibut!
10 years ago
I've never had a jegovahs witness ever knock on my door. In fact I've only heard of them on tv, they don't seem to like my state lol.
10 years ago
nervous disorder?
10 years ago
I wish that would work for me, but it just makes people stare at me in awe...
10 years ago
because of that fucking chin
10 years ago
haha That was actually pretty funny Starr, wonder what Archman has to say.
10 years ago
Fuck Archman! Please, fuck me too?
10 years ago
Especially when its cold starrsky. Bet those babies could poke someones eyes out...
10 years ago
same here Starrsky
10 years ago
I don't have long nips they're a nice size.
10 years ago
prove it!
10 years ago
I don't want my boobs to be on the interweb, what if I'm famous someday??
10 years ago
famous for what? post those tits!
10 years ago
Besides, starr, we have enough quotes from you on here that could bring you down if you ever do become a starr!
10 years ago
what that I'm kind of a racist?? Please, its cool to be a racist now adays
10 years ago
maybe in Texas, not here.
10 years ago
Well, star, you don't actually have to put your face in the photos of your boobs. Just your boobs, or a nipple, with MS written on or by it.
10 years ago
Yeah, just leave off the face...we dont ask too much.
10 years ago
damn it smerf!! I was hoping nobody would think like that
10 years ago
Starr when it comes to your tits we've thought of it all.
10 years ago
Repeatedly
10 years ago
with this continued lack of proof, I'm beginning to suspect starr is a transvestite.
10 years ago
not that theres anything wrong with that.......
10 years ago
this is what i do to the pizza guy
10 years ago
why? not to give him tip?
you cheap asshole!
10 years ago
The nakedness IS the tip.
10 years ago
"A prize for the eyes" I always say.
10 years ago
GET IN THE KITCHEN.
10 years ago
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