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Failed Suicide

Life must really suck if you can't even blow your brains out.

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by cheekycov

submitted August 24th 2007

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*sigh*...whit...I mean Asian people...
10 years ago
nigger
10 years ago
*sigh* assholes who listen to metal...
10 years ago
... have fine taste in music, but are sadly assholes.
10 years ago
:(
10 years ago
I know. I would have just said "*sigh* Assholes..." but that wouldn't have been pointed enough.
10 years ago
Nigger? where?..lol
10 years ago
gta is black
10 years ago
They dont make guns like they used to
10 years ago
No kidding. I used to blow my head off everyday before school with a .357 Magnum that was made in 1976. AND IT WORKED EVERYTIME DAMNIT!!!
10 years ago
Tells kids that nowadays and the wont believe you.
10 years ago
hahahaa
10 years ago
i used to shoot myself everday before school everyday as well. uphill, both ways and in the snow.
10 years ago
Were there mosquitoes the size of Mack trucks, too?
10 years ago
I used to get up at 5am, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a handfull of cold poison...etc..et.....(Monty Python).
10 years ago
damn,you'd have to be one piss poor shot to miss your own head
10 years ago
He should have put it in his mouth.
10 years ago
And blow the back of his throat out? With his luck it would have happened.
10 years ago
na thats how you have to do it in the mouth pointed up. kinda like how you suck cock you fucking fag.
10 years ago
I'm assuming you're speaking from experience?
10 years ago
a bud of mine went out like that..it seemed to work
10 years ago
sucking a cock?
10 years ago
i bet he wishes he had done that instead
10 years ago
I doubt he's wishing anything at this point.
10 years ago
He was rushed to the hospital and survived. Only to be shot by firing squad because it is illegal to attempt suicide.
10 years ago
fake!
10 years ago
He was sad cause he would never have a large penis and the only way out would have to be suicide, but he didn't get to cause he never learned how to shoot a gun properly
10 years ago
^ & this is why I question your intelligence. That seemed like a Plantshit comment.
10 years ago
oranjeboom: as long as i have been here i havent seen anything intelligent from your side.....be glad if she even answer to you because it would be the closest thing to a hotgirl you would ever get.
10 years ago
someone grab the asbestos...looks like we've got a burn
10 years ago
From you, Plantshit, that actually hurts! With regards to your first point, ill let you have that, its all a matter of opinion. As for the second comment, im proud to say im one of the members of MS who has a pretty active social life which includes talkin to many a "hotgirl"...yay for me!

Ill be sure to talk some more about bears & such, just for you. ;)
10 years ago
I guess Starr doesn't like Asians.
10 years ago
Good thing you're not Asian......or are you? Dun, dun, dunnn
10 years ago
I dated one....it was lame
10 years ago
Fucking prairie dog...
10 years ago
oranje it seems like plantsshit was just pissed because you said "seemed like a plantshit comment"
10 years ago
Starr makes it seem like she's a slut that bangs every one who takes her out to dinner...actually that only helps my fantasies.
10 years ago
oranjeboom: prove it!.
10 years ago
starrsky: why lame? didnt you get to eat his shit?
10 years ago
he had a 5 inch erection....and he was a bad boyfriend
10 years ago
5 inches is enough to pleasure a women , didnt u said he was an date?
10 years ago
i guess he missed
10 years ago
He got trigger happy on himself. Pulled that trigger to damn early. Next time wait another second or two then pull the trigger. Please forward video clip of next attempt to muchosucko.com.
10 years ago
"Miraculously, he survived the suicide attempt..."
10 years ago
So much is wrong with that, I don't know what to say.
10 years ago
its gay to answer your own comment
10 years ago
He quoted the presenter & then commented on it....I dont see whats the problem, Iranian...oh yeah, youre a moron.
10 years ago
First!
10 years ago
Dick!
10 years ago
gggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy
10 years ago
Ha ha, he's going to live his life.
10 years ago
yes, he is going to live his life... try and stop him.
10 years ago
So now he's a redneck ?
10 years ago
(Crickets chirp)
10 years ago
You're right, it was lame. I guess I'm out of practice.
10 years ago
Practice doesn't make perfect; Perfect practice makes perfect.
10 years ago
I'll redeem myself with a joke.
Why are the French boulevards lined with trees ?
So the German army can march in the shade.
10 years ago
ha
10 years ago
^Old, like over 60 years old :)
10 years ago
I can say I have never heard it before.
*thumbs up*
10 years ago
That's pretty much the definition of a loser, isn't it?
10 years ago
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