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Is it my Birthday??

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No its just her lucky day, she has a candy coated dick

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by Starrsky

submitted August 23rd 2007

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comments (1)
I'm diggin the music, oh yeah!
10 years ago
Yay, the ice cream van's here!
10 years ago
No that's the music that's constantly playing inside this girls head. When the rest of us are hearing silence, she hears circus music.
10 years ago
Maybe that's what I'm doin wrong.
10 years ago
at least i know what im doing right, fondling this reply button with sugery goodness
10 years ago
^asshole
10 years ago
^tourettes
10 years ago
I don't get any of this.
10 years ago
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10 years ago
He might have wanted to use something less crunchy...she might be tempted to chew before she swallows.
10 years ago
I had the exact same thought, she looked like she wanted to take a bite out of it
10 years ago
ahaha i was thinking the same thing divine
10 years ago
You should NEVER think about biting cock! ...that would make you gay by default!
10 years ago
shit!
10 years ago
My bitch once asked me to coat my dick in pinapple chunks and cherries and whipped cream. I did, but it looked so good I ate it myself.
10 years ago
wow you must be real flexible, why did you have a girl when you can suck your own dick?
10 years ago
i ask myself that very same thing... if i can suck myself off... and do a good job of it.. would i be as determined to get myself a girl? i mean cause all that would be left for her to do is bitch at me.. hit me.. talk shit cuddle sometimes and like have a period on the horniest day possible for me.
10 years ago
I can't think of a better birthday present.
10 years ago
I'll dip my cock in sprikles for you Arch, when's your next birthday?
10 years ago
No No, that's ok, really.
10 years ago
whats a better present??
10 years ago
Cherry flavored pussy, of course.
10 years ago
Damn Starr, he said he couldn't think of one, I would still like to dip my cock in sprinkles, but give it to you for my birthday. where do you live?
10 years ago
I don't believe they allow Irish in Texas, do they?
10 years ago
I would think that putting it in fun-dip or even pixi stix would be better than sprinkles
10 years ago
I think starrsky might be right about that one. Maybe koolaide mix, with some powdered suger?
10 years ago
Or do what me and my ex girlfriend did, the classic chocolate sauce.
10 years ago
smerf now matter how much choco sauce you cover your penis with it will not grow and you will not be a black man for a day!
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
I like strawberries and whipped cream myself.
10 years ago
Hi Leela : )
10 years ago
Ouch, I really felt that one. Give me a moment, I need to put some aloe vera on my burn.
10 years ago
sorry no one else had a good enough reply to set up...




you know youre still sexy to me lover ;) small penis and all.
10 years ago
I laugh at the putz who burned his dick by putting it in Fun Dip.
10 years ago
Hah, he should have dipped it in something sour. Then, when her face got all puckered up, extra suction!
10 years ago
I'm sure her dentist would not approve. Unless of course that's his cock. Also a woman Vicki Vette's age should be concerned with diabetes.
10 years ago
Maybe that guy is her dentist and those sprinkles are made with Splenda so she doesn't have to worry about getting the tooth rot..
10 years ago
In her job she should be more concerned about getting crotch rot.
10 years ago
I'm thinking that would hurt more than feel good. I'll stick with softer edible dick-dips, thanks.
10 years ago
baskin robbins' next flavour?
10 years ago
Giddyup!!!
10 years ago
I sometimes worry for the guys in porn. He's doing kinky stuff with a good looking chick, then she's going down on him. But the whole time, it doesn't look like he had a full hardon. Poor, poor man...
10 years ago
Did you just rate this guys hard on? ;)
10 years ago
It's a porno, what else are you supposed to do? It's the only thing he's getting paid for.
10 years ago
I don't give a shit if he's being paid or not. If you're even half-way sober and having sex with an at least decent looking lady, you should have a raging boner. If not, I think there is something wrong with you.
10 years ago
Note to self: smerf likes "raging boners" in his porn.
10 years ago
I won't argue with you, but there's a reason Viagra is so popular. I don't think every guy is as lucky as you are.
10 years ago
I've got good German genes, what can I say?
10 years ago
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way
10 years ago
Nah, not good German genes, just good genes in general.
10 years ago
Levis, Gap...that sort of thing?
10 years ago
Good genes...ginger hair?

FUCKING LIAR!
10 years ago
We have traced the lineage of my family through Ireland, Scotland, England, America (as in the Natives), France, Germany and Denmark.
10 years ago
And yes, good ginger genes, motherfucker.
10 years ago
I thought you were a direct descendant of the famed Appaloosa...
10 years ago
No, none of my family comes from Appalachia.
10 years ago
Shoulda stuck a candle up in there. Now THAT would have been a MUCHO video!
10 years ago
*drunken rant* in my opinion women who actually enjoy giving blow jobs are whores who get paid for it, i'll only do it forcefully for the man i love. CHICKEN
10 years ago
what the fuck does that even mean delilah?!?!
10 years ago
I think she's talking about blowing a chicken???
10 years ago
Out the window went the appeal...
10 years ago
deilah is drunk a lot...i love her..
10 years ago
i've misspelled that name about 6 different ways by now
10 years ago
maybe it was a poem?
10 years ago
Or a song?
10 years ago
just admit u like sucking cock Delilah !
10 years ago
I have actually met a chick that enjoyed sucking cock. But yes, most of them only do it to please their man.
10 years ago
chicken?
10 years ago
sorry, i only enjoy it when i've been drinking, btw chicken is my significant other on the receiving end.
10 years ago
so...you put on a strap-on and fuck the chicken?

10 years ago
smells like fish tastes like chicken...looks like someone tried to split her in half with an ax
10 years ago
so...you put on a strap-on and fuck the chicken?
10 years ago
damn, didn't hit the button. Please disregard this.
10 years ago
We will happily disregard your comments.
10 years ago
Where's the tits and ass ?
3 years ago
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