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Usama Did Do Shit

Oil bitches, mo money in Bush's pocket, Chipped cattle And amusement park T.V (God) tells u to shut the fuck up and pay.

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by KJELL

submitted August 22nd 2007

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First, Bitches.
10 years ago
Furthermore, the only thing lamer than a first post is talking shit about how lame it is....
10 years ago
the only thing lamer than a first post is trying to cover it up by saying that^
10 years ago
im sorry but fuck you. you know whats lame? the fact you posted first and then came back to reply to your first lame post. i bet you could go toe to toe with bicho in a cock sucking contest.
10 years ago
I can't believe the two of you stopped fucking each other in the ass long enough to reply
10 years ago
i cant believe that you stoped sucking your fathers dick long enough to come back and chek if some one replied to you gay ass comment.
10 years ago
haha ZING
10 years ago
HEY BORRACHO, not cool! His father stopped raping him years ago, now he gets paid to do it from loads of random dudes. And when I say loads, you know what I'm talking about.
10 years ago
The lamest thing, of course, is making homosexual insinuations. And when I say homosexual, insinuations, and lamest, you felching sycophants know what I'm talking about.
10 years ago
If theres a bounty on him, I wouldn't much give a damn about whether or not he did it
10 years ago
yeah
10 years ago
He's a towel wearing shit skin , nuke them all and save coalition lives.
10 years ago
sure, lets nuke the whole world for that matter, then there'd be no war at all, aint that genius!?
10 years ago
Just a lot of cockroaches...
10 years ago
i cant play any videos. anyone else?
10 years ago
they're all working fine for me
10 years ago
workin for me too now..
10 years ago
don't always just jump on the bandwagon, dik, sometimes it's just better to have your own opinion.. tssk tssk tssk! ;)
10 years ago
i remember 9/11 i was in the forest and ate berries, then i got home and the news said a plane had hit the wtc, i laught i thought it was awesome, then another plane hit and it was fucking more awesome, then i couldnt barrerly sleep because it was so cool and i know the school would have some kind of gay cermony for the victims/(choosen ones) , i laugh and i fap in the libary . thank you.
10 years ago
You were in the forest eating berries? What if you ran into a bear?
10 years ago
I got woken up at 5:30 in the morning by my dad going "Brian, someone bombed the Pentagon!" So I wandered downstairs, glared at the TV with blurry, sleep vision, then went "whatever" and went back to bed.
10 years ago
To be honest. When I came back from school I switched the TV on and just saw the 2nd plane hit WTC. I was really pleased to see the bastards suffer who harmed the world in so many ways . It was really ironic that it was the "world trade centre" the symbol of Wall Street financial crime and US military and economic imperialism that was hit! Even my normally very compassionate mother agreed that the USA only got what they deserved. The only thing that disgusted me was this hypocritical, "patriotic", self-pitying cant afterwards and of cause the "gay ceremony" at my school as if anybody (not brainwashed) really cared. And this is still my opinion. I hope there´ll be a bunch of terrorists who pay those bastards the crimes back they keep committing all over the world. Haha! Cheers!
10 years ago
haha, i remember, i was sitting behind my pc around 2:30 pm. a friend of my mom's came by to drop off some dogfood or something, and she told me "someone attacked the white house!" so i instantly put on the tv, and a few minutes later i saw the 2nd plane fly into the tower live.
10 years ago
most awesome live footage i've ever seen.
10 years ago
yeah, it was really something..
10 years ago
where u from vic couse i also seen the second plane hit live at like 10am while @ school! the whole school stopped everything to watch!
10 years ago
In Europe it was in the afternoon.
10 years ago
I think it was about 2:30pm (give or take 30 minutes) when it came on the radio. I was in the gym, lifting weights because I convieniently forgot my football kit.

At the time noone really gave a shit, not even the teacher. I guess it was because we werent really paying attention but when I got home I watched the news for ages thinking 'shit, here comes WW3'.
10 years ago
...I was right!
10 years ago
i think it was about 2:30 or 3 pm over here in holland.
10 years ago
it seems romeo interposted on me back there. that haha was meant at smerfs reply.
10 years ago
when it happened i was in Iran, it was night, like...10 pm..i was hanging out with friends, then came to home to get some homemade alcohol, ring the bell, mom said: "X" come upstairs, they have hit America" !?!? and she was worried for my sister family, cause they live in NYC, and wanted me to call them,
i thought there was a bomb in some embassy or something, then i came upstairs, and TV was on, then i saw the plane crashing into that building, then i was like: god bless us if IR did that, but later realized that even IR it self was in a shock, they even stop saying "death to israil" or calling the america "the big Satan" for ...like 2 weeks, they were scared
10 years ago
muslims shouldn't drink alcohol.
bad, BAD muslim!
10 years ago
Was just about to go to bed around midnight when almost all the channels switched to a CNN feed just after the first plane hit. First I thought it was a big fuss about some dickhead in a Cessna not being able to spot two massive skyscrapers. So I started leaving and BAM the next plane hits. I get up to leave again and then the Pentagon gets hit. I get up again and the first tower falls. Get up again the second one does too.

I decide to stay seated for a little while longer after that. Yes, I'm responsible.
10 years ago
I was in england, having a mid afternoon fuk
10 years ago
Oh chairman, my dear boy, that was fucking great! I dont know if thats a reference to any standup or if its your own material...either way, that is the funniest thing ive read since smerf's 'pre-owned strippers salisbury steak'

Ku-fucking-dos! ...& two thumbs up!
10 years ago
Shit, are we really doing this? Ok. It was Tuesday morning and my first class was bowling. I was walking up to the student center when this guy came running past saying, "They hit the pentagon! It's on fire!" I laughed at him thinking it was a joke but when I got into the student center they were doing a replay on the second plane hitting the twin towers. I was like, "FUCK!" About two hundred people were standing there just looking at this small screen attached to the ceiling. I had been looking forward to this day for about two weeks because it was my girl friends birthday. Shitty ass present if you ask me. So i ran down to the lower level because they had a huge screen tv down there and watched the rest of the morning unfold. I remember the newscasters voice when the first building fell. He said, "Oh dear lord."
10 years ago
I wonder if the Iraqi children remember as clearly the day a stray missile from a US bomber kills their parents.
10 years ago
Sorry, KB, I saw you on the "Latest Comments" & couldnt help myself. I knew whatever you said, id be able to take a shot.
10 years ago
well, as you know i could easily just as say....
I wonder if the Iraqi children remember as clearly the day a man from another nation or town comes in with a bomb strapped on his back and blows to fuck their entire lives. I think, actually, this might happen more than the missile example you gave, but that's just me... : )
10 years ago
But what did you get your girlfriend on her birthday back in september 2001 ? we need to know.
10 years ago
a portable car cd player. It cost 65 dollars at walmart.
10 years ago
You shop at Wal-Mart? Youre a traitor to your country!
10 years ago
Yeah, the FBI says they have no hard evidence connecting him to 911 (which means even they reject the tape as fake), and they let him charter flights to get his family out of the US shortly after, questioning them only minimally. I find it amazing he could plan the whole thing, bribe enough government workers so they'd do a drill of basically the same scenario that day, get norad to stand down while the plan was carried out, get 19 suicide hijackers onto the planes who weren't on passenger lists and give one of them an indestructible passport, screw up the flight records to show that two of the planes never took off, clone the hijackers so the US would look stupid when some of them turned out to be alive still, find a brand new way to efficiently demolish skyscrapers in record time, tape the thing live and stream the video to Bush's limo, melt and cut steel using an airplane, and even travel to Isreal in the days before to play the market and profit from the falling stocks of two airlines and two investment companies. He did all that, but he didn't have the foresight to get his family out of the country before he pulled off this plan, and he was dumb enough to be video taped admitting to the whole thing.
10 years ago
^ The "He did all that, but he didn't have the foresight to get his family out of the country before he pulled off this plan" was the most convincing part of that.

I wish I knew a terrorist, I doubt id inform on him...instead id make a fortune short selling stock!
10 years ago
How do you like the new American embassy in Iraq?

Set in 104 acres, the largest US Embassy (roughly the size of Vatican City) & at $600 million (£300 million) the most expensive. At a time when millions of Baghdadis outside the green zone receive only a couple of hours of water and electricity daily.

“Encircled by blast walls and cut off from the rest of Baghdad, it stands out like the crusader castles that once dominated the Middle East.”
10 years ago
Too bad that they`ll have to leave it behind when they get their asses kicked out off Iraq.
10 years ago
There's a huge bet on the markets right now, in the billions, for a collapse before sept 19 or 21... I can't remember. They're calling it a Bin-Laden trade.

I can just imagine Osama on 911... "hmm, planes hijacked, buildings destroyed, laws of physics violated, master plan carried out... but I still feel like I'm forgetting something. I know, I'll call my sister in America, she has a great memo... oh shit!"
10 years ago
Yeah has to be a bin Laden trade because it's happening in September right?

There's a bunch of reasons this could have happened. Best one that springs to mind is a desperate fund needing liquidity fast and selling outrageous options to anyone wanting to make a fanciful bet.

Besides what idiot who already supposedly has billions telegraphs their position in such a blatant manner when there's other ways to do it more covertly? I don't think anyone would go to the trouble of putting their money on the line to create a self-fulfilling prophecy either.
10 years ago
^I...beg...to...differ!
10 years ago
They're calling it a bin-Laden trade 'cause a similar large volume of puts occurred on some airline stocks in the days before 9/11. And that was never done covertly.

If there people out there willing to buy such a huge volume for a fanciful bet, I'm sure they would have been broke long ago.
10 years ago
Short selling doesnt require any type of a "fanciful bet" either. All it requires is A borrowing stock from B with a promise to pay for shares at a later date, then selling the shares to C for £10. When the 'attack' happens the stock goes down to £3 per share at which point A pays B the value of £3 per share pocketing the £7 per share.

Potential profits only go from the value of each share to 0 but the risk is unlimited, of course but when you have inside information of an attack its a sure thing.

...chairman you know this, im sure, so why dont you see it happening?
10 years ago
...sure thing unless James Bond foils your plot to blow up a new plane causing you to lose the money youre supposed to be investing for the freedom fighters.
10 years ago
the american embassy really is that huge? Fucking AWESOME! AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!
10 years ago
It is yes (kind of stange you need a Brit to tell you about it) & all whilst New Orleans still looks like a third world country.
10 years ago
it was always a third world country, it just took a hurricane to blow the top off so everyone could see the vermin underneath. ohh, that's harsh...
10 years ago
Yeah but in this case I think it was the put options that are standing out. Like someone bought a billion bucks worth of 'em that only pay off if the market falls more than 30%. Otherwise they just expire on the 19th as worthless. There doesn't seem to be any reason for someone to buy these unless they figured the market would fall that much. I heard one theory where the options were basically used as a money-transfer device, but then why have any risk at all? Why not make the options so fanciful as to be impossible for them to ever pay off?

I can only imagine that the buyer knows something we don't, or has has a hell of a lot more than a billion riding on the market falling by a smaller amount, and is hoping the publicity over the put options to drive down the market a bit. Nothing really seems realistic, though.
10 years ago
about this tape...they also showed him wearing a gold ring...now, if i'm right...it's against their religion to wear anything that is gold...plus, he was writing with his right hand...the govenment released before that he is a left hander.......this is how corrupt our govenment is...they only did this to try and protect their own asses....and i wonder why they are so afraid of anarchy and revolt...fuckin' pricks!
10 years ago
What makes it all silly is that he said he didn't do it. I mean, that was like the gold-medal of terrorism. It would be like fucking Scarlet Johansson and denying that later. Clearly they can'd do fuck all to him anyway, except spend billions blowing up shit in places he's not. Plus apparently no one makes a peep about the plan beforehand, but afterwards they're leaking videos...
10 years ago
im gonna make a turban around my head and my beard is long enough to make a fake film of usama and saying that america must send Paris and hillary and britney and brian's mom to fuck me or i will send a plane to crash into the statue of liberty
10 years ago
I hate our lying ass piece of shit oil hungry Government



ill support the troops.. atleast them comming home cause its the presidents fight not the peopel who are fooled into believeing that the terrorism was sadaams fault. bleh fuck us leaders.
10 years ago
I liked the song at the end , kinda reminded me of 70's disco.
10 years ago
This is really, really sad. Mucho has become YouTube, and the members all believe Loose Change...
10 years ago
Nah just Wank & tr_willk
10 years ago
Wanko**
10 years ago
I'm not a loose change fan, except that it's so well known and people see it and think about stuff for the first time. But it doesn't have its facts straight so it's also the one that gets discredited in some ways first.
10 years ago
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