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Renee Kline and Ty Ziegel's wedding. From the New York Times: "...while in Iraq as a Marine Corps reservist, Mr. Ziegel had been trapped in a burning truck after a suicide bomber’s attack. The heat melted the flesh from his face. At Brooke Army Medical Center in Texas he underwent 19 rounds of surgery. His shattered skull was replaced by a plastic dome, and a face was constructed more or less from scratch with salvaged tissue, holes left where his ears and nose had been."

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submitted August 22nd 2007

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leave him holy shit fucking mongaloid. i love him because he fights for me but i definately wouldnt mary him fuck that
10 years ago
yea,hes a hero
10 years ago
What are you talking about? I reckon he's too good for her.
10 years ago
If I were him I would wear some kind of mask, maybe a batman mask... Plz PS this picture with him wearing different masks! I would love to see wich one fits best with his suit! The one he has on now kinda sux.
10 years ago
he needs a 'phantom of the opera' mask.
10 years ago
she looks so happy
10 years ago
lmao
10 years ago
Yeah, no shit! A picture is worth a 1000 words and I'm sure at least 900 of them can be seen on her face alone.
10 years ago
I disagree. Judging by the size of it, I'd say you could fit a good 7 or 800 words on his face.
10 years ago
The thing that amazes me is his neck is now the perfect size for his suit. And the dress is nice but wtf is with the red top bit, with him being BURNT in a truck, the colour red is a bit distasteful at his wedding, I would think.
10 years ago
She has to wear red, she was going down on his best friend in the back of the fun van that he left behind for his friend to use while he was defending our countries right to stomp on worthless nations in order to draw attention from the fact that our President is so far away from being a Mensa member that he is practically anti-mensa, when he comes across an intelligent thought he violently desroys it, or the fact that his crony shooting, beady-eyed, bald-headed puppet master of a V.P. has made a small fortune because of it...{takes breath}...but I digress, she was going down on his best friend in the back of his own fun van at the very moment that his nerves were, mercifully, starting to die as his face melted like cheap tupperware in the microwave as you're trying to reheat some of last weeks chili, not that it matters, because even if it doesn't melt it'll have that red colored "chili ring" around it that won't wash out no matter how many times you run it through the dishwasher and that chili gave you the shits for two days last time you ate it anyway so you should run up to Taco Bell for some grilled steak taquitos with salsa and a large Coke and....I really shouldn't drink coffee this late at night.
10 years ago
Well I was stupid enough to read that, please up your dosage, really fucking high, until you see the white light.
I do thank you for the lesson of 'don't read shit from now on'.
10 years ago
true, they both don't look to happy at the moment.
10 years ago
also @Pwnagrapher I was stupid enuff to read it all too.
10 years ago
Thank you Snikt, that was fun. When are we gonna kick some ass together again? (sniffle) I miss you man.
10 years ago
I just added the "sniffle" for dramatic affect...
10 years ago
^^^hahaha...up your dosage...

In all seriousness, this is pretty fucking sad...
10 years ago
dikhead
10 years ago
@ Pwnographer..."the colour red is a bit distasteful at his wedding, I would think".. & who the fuck do you think you are? stupid cunt!
10 years ago
Who?
10 years ago
lol "war hero". more like unlucky bastard. oh and yeah, she fucked up, i would have faked my death and changed my name before marrying the blob.
10 years ago
I'm sorry, but going to war and getting caught if a fire does not make you a hero.
10 years ago
It makes you unlucky, if he got burnt running into a burning building to save atleast one other person (American, British, Iraqi etc etc) that would make you a hero.
10 years ago
So true. To me, you're only a hero if you actively risk your life to save others at that moment in time. Other than that, you're just doing the usual routine.
10 years ago
Your usual routine consists of watching your mom sleep while silently masturbating your dad...
10 years ago
The word Hero is overused these days. I mean, they were calling that little blonde girl who got taken with the 501st Maintenance a hero and all she did was not clean her gun, not fire a shot, get captured, and then get 'rescued' on television.
10 years ago
Well it's more than you did.
10 years ago
Yeah, that bitch was an idiot. Like "my weapon jammed so I surrendered." Why didn't you fuckin' clear it you idiot?
Thats why I hate women in the army.
10 years ago
What makes a hero? The DoD or MOD.
10 years ago
the what?
10 years ago
In the USA it's the Department Of Defence and in the UK the Ministry Of Defence.
10 years ago
god save the queen. why the hell does she have that many guards
10 years ago
he's lookin down her shirt. he is really insensitive
10 years ago
How can you tell, with his eyelids melted to his cheek?
10 years ago
haha dik, pun intended?
10 years ago
hahaha no. but what the hell I'll take credit anyway
10 years ago
if he can see outta that shit
10 years ago
I wish you could see the reply button.
10 years ago
She is stupid to Marry that monster..
10 years ago
why would say something like?
10 years ago
Is fucken the true..She is stupid..She will realize in the future that she fucked up any ways she is too young to tigh the knot..
10 years ago
That girl is fucken hot..She has all the fucken time in the world too choose who the fuck she wants..But I can see that she is a DUMBASS MUTHAFUCKA..
10 years ago
Well probably religious..hmmmm.
10 years ago
you are such a fucking moron....you have no clue. life is hard and fucked up. shit happens and you role with it..as i see it this is two people put in a postion that no one can comprehend or understand and for you to say something so ignorant just proves how much of a twat you really are.
10 years ago
as my hero for deadwood al sweargen says " pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings. the world ends when you're dead. until then, you got more punishment in store. stand it like a man... and give some back."

p.s. fuck you bicho
10 years ago
*from
10 years ago
So fucken what? borrfuckenacho..So fucken what?
10 years ago
borracho5000, I think she is a little to young to sacrifice her life.
10 years ago
nothing.. just proves you are a fucking know nothing retard....you would think you could sound intelligent once, but no you sound like a moron..not just not now but all the time. i guess thats my point. you are a fucking moron.
10 years ago
Of course she is too young to give it up borrfuckenacho..She is too young and she will regret having that thing pound the shit out of her in her honey moon..Do you think she will like That. Fucking her for the rest of her life..I don't think so borrfuckenacho..She will REGRET marring THAT..
10 years ago
I can imagine THAT monster fucking her doggy style..I can wait to see the VIDEO..Poor girl POOR POOR GIRL...
10 years ago
wow you keep proving me right...ok here i will switch into the mind state of bicho for the rest of this thread.....


buttfuckofelix fuck you are a ass fuk nigga!!! YOU would BE lucky TO have that Thing POUND you...IM SURE it IS a step ABOVE the mule That YOU fuck Day in And day OUT.....POUND THAT MULE YOU FUCKING BICHITARD OUND THAT MULE AND BE A TARD...BE FREE YOU FUCKING TARD BE FREE DICKTAKERFELIX BE FREE!!!!
10 years ago
I would marry him, His heart is probaly his best feature, the burns are just a symbol of his heroism, He looks like a big huggable teddy bear. But if the girl regrets marring him, and having sex W/ him, then she's just as a shallow bitch as you are Bitcho!
10 years ago
Besides, If looks are that important, Just put a paper bag over his face, not that i would really do that to someone.
10 years ago
She has a point, I mean maybe he's compatable and she needs a kidney?
10 years ago
wait a second, this chick is "hot"? get some standards, bicho. and as for the war hero ..... you would be honored just to suck his dick. as there is more man in his charred prick than there is in your whole body.
10 years ago
See now, when I read that I see an underlying want of YOU to suck his dick. You like watching the Elephant man movies? Because, even if he had more honour then me, I don't put 2 and 2 together and think, dick suckage.
10 years ago
What is so hard to believe that some people actually do marry for love bitchofux ? You are obviously a bitter and twisted human, is that because you have a small insignifigant lump of flesh where your penis should be ?
10 years ago
@Leela27, I think you should know; Men fall in love with their eyes. Whereas, Woman fall in love with their EARS!!
(just a little knowledge nugget for you.)
10 years ago
bichofelix has right, i can imagine this couple getting happy, probebly he doenst have a cock left so they never going to get children , people always going to look and talk about them . She is young and beutiful she deserve a future and he deserve to die.
10 years ago
bichofelix, I always read your posts and I think you're the dumbest mother fucker on the planet. This thread really proves my point though. You no dick mother fucker. I double dare you to talk shit about this marine in my presence. I'd fucking maim you like he is. This isn't internet tough guy talking, come to Norfolk. This dude deserves some respect and I'll beat it into you.
10 years ago
Even without the face thing, he's still a fat fuck.
10 years ago
The kinda morals that make us it's good the chick gave up her odds of a happy life and did what she had to do (she didn't really - she can just divorce him) are what make us the kind of people who will always be taken advantage by those who don't have 'em, like our leaders who send us to war.
10 years ago
I agree with you on that one, Wanko.
10 years ago
Well she will divorce him in a couple of years after she wakes up from her ignorance and take half of his pay check..your right planshit he might not have a penis but man that is a FUCKED UP DECISION..If I was in hes shoes I would not proceed to marry..Is redicou ridiculous.
10 years ago
That's RIGHT PLANTSHIT tell it like it is..That marriage is BULLSHIT..She is in only for the FUCKEN BENEFITS then she will DUMP HIS HAS..That guy is an idiot WHY THE FUCK PROCEED with a marriage and make a FOOL of him self..
10 years ago
SuperVULVA women don't fall in love with men ears..you cock sucking nerd they FALL IN LOVE WITH OUR WALLETS..
10 years ago
to fake ass negro..THIS FUCKEN MARINE CAN KISS MY ASS..
10 years ago
With your $2 calling card. What a catch...
10 years ago
Leela27 you are full of BULLSHIT lying ass motherfucker you would not marry a guy like that.You just trying to make your self important here and shit you fucken fake piece of shit..
10 years ago
if youd bother to look them up you would see she has done alot more for him than just marry him. she stayed with him through all 19 of his operations. if your parents had half of her moral fortitude you might dont be suck a fuck up bicho.
10 years ago
*such
10 years ago
That's not lying, that's a matter of opinion. Different things Eeyore.
10 years ago
Still ladies.I bet this young bride does not know what she is doing..this is just for publicity stunt just to show drama..DRAMA..and break our hearts..hahahahahahahahahah Chekycoward spit number motherfucker SPIT THE NUMBER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH..
10 years ago
What? Another donkey sanctuary? OK....try 01822 834072.
10 years ago
oh bicho you are a moron
10 years ago
incredible
10 years ago
Bicho, I fight for your right to say the stupidest shit. It's guys like you who make me wonder if I'm doing the right thing.

p.s. The offer to beat your fucking ass still stands.
10 years ago
@FakeAssNegro, I'm gonna have to call bullshit on that comment. You don't fight for our right to say stupid shit...if you weren't fighting ( I assume you are in the military ) we would still have freedom of speech. Let me ask you this, do you even know what you are "fighting" for?
10 years ago
FakeAssNegro then fight for you fucken right then you stupid fuck..you are a retard and shove a granade up you asshole fucker..
10 years ago
To: FakeAssNigger. commit suicide now motherfucker before the notorious badass bicho fucks you and your mother at the same time..COME ON MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!! I'TS ON!!!! BITCH.
10 years ago
Cheekycoward you are a FAG..FAG IT ASS..YELLA!!!!
10 years ago
To fakeassnigger..you don't fucken fight for me you fucken retarded motherfucker..What makes you think you fight for me? you fucken idiot might as well cook my breakfast,work for me..just eat shit!!!
10 years ago
You were very unloved as an infant weren't you? Are you related to Daxflame or Playaforeskin?
10 years ago
Eeyore!
10 years ago
bicho sucks cock
10 years ago
Ceeky, every time you say that I can't help but think of Corey Taylor screaming and Mick Thompson shredding.
10 years ago
@bitcho i don't want to be Important, unlike you,however yes i would marry someone like him if there was love there,and if he was a honest carring man, therefor i'm not fake nor am i shalow like you, BTW the fuck i care what you or anyone else thinks about me.
10 years ago
Can anyone tell me(other then Bicho) tell me if bitcho is a guy or a chick? Or just is he/she/it sexually confused?
10 years ago
BULLSHIT Leela27 you are so FUCKING FAKE..
10 years ago
Get back to reality you dumbassmotherfucker..you are so fucken fake..NO YOU would not fuck,marry,suckdick to someone like that BULLSHIT..
10 years ago
You cared enough to comment back to some one who,to the rest of us is merely a piece of used toilet paper that hasn't quite got flushed yet,if you let other peoples comments get to you,especially ones you can't see,then you need to do some more growing up...
10 years ago
Leela;You probably would marry someone like him,only if his face wasn't disfigured by fire.You are fake,you are shallow,your just to young to realize it now,money and looks are your priority at your tender age,you might grow out of it,you might not,time will tell...
10 years ago
MISSBITCHY says:ROWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!FUCK EVERYONE!ROWRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!...
10 years ago
Leela27, Bicho is a retarded tranny working a glory hole in Tijuana. Also holds down a job as a donkeys plaything in a local "show". True story.
10 years ago
wow.. stunned again by bitcho's amazing stupidity. he really never ceases to amaze me, and his image sure isn't getting any better by it.
10 years ago
but i have to agree to a certain point with bitcho;
a lot of young women of this time wouldn't want to marry someone that is horribly disfigured. i can see how it says this is just for drama, and for show.
but there are couple that are so in love that they can look past that.. thouhg he doesn't look like his old self at all, he's still the same guy underneath all that recplaced skin..
10 years ago
unfortunately he'd probly be better off with someone who is disfigured too..or blind. it's not fair but i think that's the way it is
10 years ago
maybe that chick with the huge feet is a good match..
10 years ago
See...Now that's what I am talking about...That girl deserves better and that guy should made a decision not to proceed with the wedding infact I bet this shit was set up by his or her parents they are the one probably at fault at this stupid cituation..
10 years ago
Almost a sane post. Try this instead:

Now that's what I am talking about. The girl deserves better and the guy should have made a decision not to proceed with the wedding. In fact, I bet this shit was set up by his, or her, parents. They are probably the ones at fault at this stupid situation.

Now, if you posted comments like this people wouldn't think you're a dick head.
10 years ago
Thanks I wear a badge and I am proud of being and Ahole..Now spit the fucken number cheekycoward now!! Bicho Commands it.
10 years ago
you also wear the badge of a moron
10 years ago
That's a spot of cum, not a badge.
10 years ago
but his soul is still buring for her love
10 years ago
all he wanted was head
10 years ago
All I want is for you to be gang raped by spider monkeys...
10 years ago
Fuck.. no comment indeed.
10 years ago
Feels better on the soul, no?
10 years ago
I was going to say "Good woman, at least she stood by the poor fucker." But then I noticed the look on her face to be more horrifying than the look on his.
10 years ago
He can't make a facial expression. What are you talking about?
10 years ago
hahaha hank, that's awful, but so very funny!
10 years ago
I feel for that guy. I know that woman married him out of pitty. I don't think he's a guy a female would like to wake up to every day. Sucks. I hope she married him out of true love tho.
10 years ago
*sigh*
10 years ago
or for the money he gets from that shit
10 years ago
Use the reply button asswrangler...
10 years ago
Ooooo I see the Reply Nazis are on the loose again...
10 years ago
OOooooo I see that they forgot to load a fucktard nazi back on the short bus...
10 years ago
He should be a drill sergeant. That'll scare the living shit out of the recruits. :)
10 years ago
hehe "YOU EYBALLIN ME BOY??? I LOOK FUNNY TO YOU BOY??"
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
i don't think he can pronounce everyhting that good with those rubbery lips..
10 years ago
Hey- Fuck you dumbasses thinking it's "pity" or dipshit stuff like that. Obviously they'd been together for a long time- long enough for her to be able to overlook his injury. That guy is ten times the man any of you will ever be, and she apparently knows it. Anyone thinking this is remotely funny needs to eat a bullet yesterday.
10 years ago
i don't know i'm pretty tough jim. i bet your wife is more of a man than him.
10 years ago
Yeah, you're like all the other tough guys on the internet, right? You tough enough to get burned alive while caught in a truck and live?
10 years ago
you can't burn steel
10 years ago
This fag was probably ugly before the burning and should be thankful at least now he's got the pity thing going for him... Jim take a Midol
10 years ago
yeah your right he was playing the pity angle, he did it for the chicks.
10 years ago
He had to. He was ugly before, but now he has an excuse.
10 years ago
I'd say it was probably out of pity. Fuck you Jim Jones, with your ideals. The world just doesn't work that way.
10 years ago
Would I be more of a man if I got burned?
10 years ago
I singeing off my arm hair right now!
10 years ago
should be able to tell soon if it makes you more manly. If it does. I'm in.
10 years ago
Nah, burn a little more.
10 years ago
dik- you surely need all the help you can get.
10 years ago
I just burned off my pubes but I don't feel any more manly.
10 years ago
your typing is more manly wanko. i think it might be working
10 years ago
should i start with the battery acid? i could use a girlfriend.
10 years ago
battery acid? come on vic! turn on the deep fyer.
10 years ago
is dipping your face in enough, or should i go all the way to achieve full masculinity?
10 years ago
fuck... i wonder if his Marine Corps garrison still fits
10 years ago
Let me say for the record, they were engaged to be wed before his accident. She went ahead and did it out of pity. And needless to say she was not happy with his looks.
10 years ago
No, lameass- I'm sure she was THRILLED. Maybe, just maybe she still loves hima anyway.
10 years ago
Maybe, but she'll prolly 'fall out of love' with him soon.
10 years ago
Here's a picture of Ty and the wife that "married him for pity" before the accident:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/6938479_Detail400.jpg
10 years ago
Shit- no it's here, halfway down the page:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/authorarchive/?michael-shaw/2007/02/
10 years ago
Hey what's your beef, man? We all know what happened to him sucks. At least I do. Chill.
10 years ago
My beef is with fuckwits that think this is something to joke about.
10 years ago
I dont think it's something to joke about, I personally feel bad for the guy, and I in no way insulted him in my previous comment. So lose your fucking attitude douche.
10 years ago
Oh and they were on a tv day show awhile back where she openly stated she wasnt happy and didnt want to marry him. Try to know a little more before you get all menstrual on everyone.
10 years ago
see it was pitty
10 years ago
It was a pity that your dad didn't pull out of your fuckwit of a mom...
10 years ago
Yeah your right you shouldn't joke about things if people feel really strongly about them?
10 years ago
I feel strongly that cutter is a cock muncher. So lets not joke about that!
10 years ago
Kris, I'll have to agree with that one.

Jib, just imagine what it would be like if you highschool sweethart was burned beyond recognition. ANYONE would have second thoughts.
10 years ago
Hey Krissie,you and KY fuckbuddies? Do you want me to stop teasing your boyfriend?Do you need a comforting reach around ass bandit?If you are offended by ANY of my comments,you are hereby given permission to go and blow your fucking brains out all over your lame ass family and friends...
10 years ago
Blah blah blah. that's all I get from you. Do all of us a favor. Live up to your name and slash your fucking wrists!
10 years ago
Suck my dick on-line so all of mucho sucko can see and I will ass half..
10 years ago
A flat out challenge to you krissiefucksgoats...
10 years ago
Blah blah blah. You see, I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about. Here we speak English. I suggest you consult a phrase book before trying to insult me. "Ass half" seriously, what the fuck?
10 years ago
it's an insult, you ass half!
10 years ago
Dude was in an IED explosion. Fucking hardcore.
10 years ago
I bet he is def..
10 years ago
I bet you think of committing suicide two or three times a month also...
10 years ago
He can be really proud to have served his country.^^
10 years ago
I can not believe that dude has the bawls to marry some hot piece of ass like that..I bet you if he has her on a missionary style in the night time she will regret seeing that face fucking the shit out of her..But never the less she'll have to use a GROCERRY BAG and post a real picture of him on it..hahahahahahahaha..
10 years ago
wow you keep proving me right...ok here i will switch into the mind state of bicho for the rest of this thread.....


buttfuckofelix fuck you are a ass fuk nigga!!! YOU would BE lucky TO have that Thing POUND you...IM SURE it IS a step ABOVE the mule That YOU fuck Day in And day OUT.....POUND THAT MULE YOU FUCKING BICHITARD OUND THAT MULE AND BE A TARD...BE FREE YOU FUCKING TARD BE FREE DICKTAKERFELIX BE FREE!!!!
10 years ago
borrfuckenacho suck my dick..
10 years ago
bicdicfuckix EAT a FUCKING ass OF a MULE
10 years ago
Borfuckenacho get the godam gun and shoot your self already bicho commands it!!! NOW!! retard..
10 years ago
Eeyore!
10 years ago
one more time i shall speak to bicho in her retarded language.....

dicktakefeellix...YOU ARE A FAGGIE you motha SUCS bals of A PERO you AR a fuckking TOOL!!!!!
10 years ago
It takes years to be become fluent in such an odd language
10 years ago
This Has Generated more comments than Ive ever seen on mucho; Bravo Balls, Bravo. Also To make it a reply, Bicho you're a Dumb Cunt.

ps my grammers is well, considering my drunkness
10 years ago
You really haven't been here long, have you?
10 years ago
Huh? Vic's self-post of the same day has generated a third more comments than this. I did know it would be a popular one, however.
10 years ago
my post has 348, this one has 228. i win!
10 years ago
fuck you motherfucker at least I make my point across through your fucken boneskulls..
10 years ago
Just another wedding in Tromaville.
10 years ago
^^best comment of the night
10 years ago
toxie goes to iraq.
10 years ago
i've got a friend who was in a car accident and was paralyzed from the tits down, he was engaged at the time, and they did get married, they are still married 15 years later
10 years ago
Well at least one knows she is not going to run off with someone else.
10 years ago
hehehe
10 years ago
Damn, Sloth got himself a great piece of ass!
10 years ago
Here's an idea, don't go to someone else's war.
10 years ago
Butterbean has lost a few pounds.....
10 years ago
Nothing melts those unsightly pounds away like 3rd degree burns. For only $13.99 I'll send you a lighter and a bottle of motor oil
10 years ago
sucks for him... and her.


a better man or woman would marry for love and wouldnt care what he looked like an dlove him just the same...

but come on most of us relay on looks..maybe not entirely but if our girlfriends or boyfriends ended up this way id say 99% of us would atleast consider seriously leaving them because of it. as shallow as it seems a big part of the attraction to your mate is their physical appearance.

ill thank him for serving his country a million times over even though he went through hell for oil and a corrupt government.
10 years ago
yeah man i would totally leave my girl if she was this badly burnt.

hell im already thinking of leaving her just cos shes annoying as hell.
10 years ago
well set her on fire and leave..get it over with
10 years ago
Yep. He's a keeper...
10 years ago
the secret is he was never really in the army, its like when bald people wear hats. burned in a tank fire or fell asleep smoking?
10 years ago
The power of guilt, he's done well.
10 years ago
Cockzilla?
10 years ago
lickalottapuss
10 years ago
Bet the reception was a laugh though
10 years ago
With all the fucking gold diggers this world has produced in the last 10 years, I wonder how many wives or girlfriend take out giant life insurance policies on newly enlisted soldiers these days??? Then later on, send insurrgents little love notes outlining american troop locations.
10 years ago
You're a devious bastard and no mistake.
10 years ago
If I was this guy, I wouldn't marry this chick.

Well, maybe wait 5 years and see if she STILL wants to get married.
10 years ago
The honeymoon is his only chance of ever getting laid again.
10 years ago
there's alwas bicho
10 years ago
Goddam it Hankshitwhiteboywhitetrashshitnasty..That's what I've been saying all this fucken time..But DIKSUCKER would be a better candidate to marry a this monster..
10 years ago
Eeyore
10 years ago
ya id marry her
10 years ago
I might tap it a few times, but I wouldn't marry her.
10 years ago
i'd marry her.. she's the only one that knows how you were before. he'll never have as good as a chance with another woman.
10 years ago
Apparently his friends didn't go easy on him at his wedding roast.
10 years ago
hahaha ...Burn!
10 years ago
What a little sweet heart she is. Why can't there be more women like her?
10 years ago
She looks drugged.
10 years ago
so do i
10 years ago
thank god there's always roofies!
10 years ago
Bitch owned!
10 years ago
Looks like a Pinhead's minion
10 years ago
He looks a little like that bounty hunter Dengar from Star Wars... well, sorta...
10 years ago
Looks like that thing from 300.
10 years ago
I thought he looked like Uncle Fester from the Adams Family.
10 years ago
i was thinking more of something from resident evil..
10 years ago
she looks thrilled
10 years ago
Girl: Where did you have your bachelor party? Were there strippers? You promised no strippers.

Guy: Jesus Christ bitch, stop giving me the third-degree!
10 years ago
burn
10 years ago
lol wanko
10 years ago
Ok I know she loved him before the accident, but imagine the pain he's probably still going through and the probable surgeries he might have in the future. She may still love him but having to go through that much in such a little amount of time must suck. I wouldn't marry him just stick around with him so he can have a companion.
10 years ago
you un caring bitch! what about me? what about our babies ::cries::
10 years ago
Would you still let him bone you? Because for a guy, that's way better than a marriage.
10 years ago
This may make me seem like an asshole, but to anyone who thinks this guy is a hero... He's not. He's just a guy who got caught in a fire. There's no heroism in that.
10 years ago
maybe if he got burned running through raging fires saving orphans.
10 years ago
Maybe he never should of become a Marine?He accepted his fate the day he signed up,no one forced him to join the Marine Corps.His being caught in that fire is what part of war is all about,shit happens during fire fights,some win,some lose.If he didn't want to put himself in that position,he never should have joined the Marines in the first place.She knew exactly what could happened,she either accepts him for who he was/is or she doesn't,it's that simple and that shallow,it's also the truth...
10 years ago
Cutter, you cunt! Joing the military doesnt make it OK if you are killed, it is unfortunate & far more of a loss than if you were to die...atleast people in the military are doing what they believe in & serving their country!

...yes I am going to join the army.
10 years ago
My point exactly.You join for what you believe in,if you are killed for what you believe in,that is solely your issue,no one else's.He accepted that fact the day of his deployment,so did she.The loss of military personnel due to fire fights, mortar rounds,road side bombings or whatever else you can throw in is truly sad but also a necessity in war;If your going to join the armed forces these days with wars being fought expect to be shot at and fire bombed...By the way 3rd Armored Spearhead Div.79th Engineers...
10 years ago
I ate a brownie once.
10 years ago
Oranje:I did my fair share of kill or be killed,can't rightly say that it was oodles of fun,watched buddies die,thats was no fun at all,going out there to do for your country was what I was there to do and I did it with the knowledge I might not come out of it alive.I have no sympathy for people who whine&cry about something they know very little about.If you don't like hearing or seeing things about the war in the middle east,shut off your t.v.,radios and computers...
10 years ago
Well in that case you are well within your rights to say what you want about people in the military. To be honest, I just assumed you were another armchair General going for the aura of 'cold hearted' & 'tough'. Im applying for Officer selection around this time next year. I now know what you mean by "I have no sympathy for people who whine&cry about something they know very little about" & I agree people who join should join with the knowledge they could possibly die. I will be joining at a pretty turbulent time because im sure 'the war on terror' will last ATLEAST one generation, being based around religion/beliefs(oil) etc etc. All my family keep saying the same thing "dont join now youll be off to Afganistan" & such like. I doubt Ill be coming to Mucho when im in & if I do I wont be telling stories or walting around...If I die, I die..I really have no problem with that because its a job I want to do so im going to try as hard as I can & do whatever I can to be given the opportunity.
10 years ago
I just cant stand it when I hear people say things such as "well he shouldnt have joined the army" when people are killed. That logic can apply to anything for example if someone gets killed in a car crash you dont hear people saying "well they shouldnt have been driving a car" ...for some reason its acceptable to be disrespectful about someone in the military being killed just because they are willing to do a job with more risk.

...its not as if they are doing it for the money like the people who leave the military to work as security contractors. They give up alot of the security such as Tanks, equipment & aircover for the money. If they die IT IS more their fault.
10 years ago
please sign up soldierboy, dont let anyone talk you out of it son
10 years ago
I joined when the Viet Nam war was ten years over,did the same exact shit my dad did only I ate more sand.The ONLY things I got out of the service was,proper bullet placement,how to disable a A1Abrahms tank with a can of spaghetti-O's and that when you get back people will blame you for the war still going on...
10 years ago
Be advised that if you become a Lt.you will no longer know anything.Staff Sergeants however know everything...
10 years ago
Hupcey;if you read this,you still have brain farts.You drop the pin and throw the grenade not the other way around...
10 years ago
You know im going into the British Army, right? ..& my plan is to go into Intelligence, its very competitive but its ok, im a clever boy. If all goes to plan Ill be doing an important job I can be proud of but with less risk of being shot than if I was to join a more 'frontline' corps/regiment.
10 years ago
you talk too much and dont sign up. go tommorow you fucking idiot, get it done
10 years ago
I figured that out when you didn't say OCS.Anything you can get inside the hub is great,more room to breath.I tried by having my M.O. as a carpenter but ultimately ended up disarming 40+year old bombs in tunnels under Birmingham and Enfield...
10 years ago
You say I talk to much yet you follow my posts...& im the idiot? hahahahaha

..I have a stalker, he has trouble spelling but who cares, hes mine!
10 years ago
Ive said before Im signing up when I finish university, you dont remember? ....bit slow? bit stupid? yeah I know you are.

you make me laugh, your like a chripy little puppy hahahahaha
10 years ago
it took 2 posts to say that stupidity. good luck in the army, i have a feeling you will fit right in
10 years ago
Sure...sure, Id take offence to what you said if it wasnt for the fact that EVERYONE on here laughs at you, god knows how bad you manage in real life if you even get himiliated by people on MS.
10 years ago
kindof pathetic you guide yourself from others opinions, but i honestly wouldnt expect more from a retard thats joining the military. its too much to ask for you to think for your selves. act like sheep man, follow the hurdles
10 years ago
Oranje man, I wouldn't do it. After I graduated I thought something along those lines would be cool, and I started pursuing it. It's not cool. It's not good, it's not satisfying, it's not even healthy. And I know that won't talk you out of it anymore than anyone talked me out of it, so I'll just say that as it proceeds, you always have a plan B. Be ready to toss a load of shit on the fan for those motherfuckers the second they try to pull any shit on you and don't believe a god damn word they say.
10 years ago
I don't know about where you are but here if you blab about wanting to join anything to do with intelligence gathering, you are already setting fire to your chances.
10 years ago
Chairman, I have spoken to the army about this, I know what you mean but I have no plans to join MI5 or MI6. In the army I would be wearing the Rose & Laurel for gods sake, no point in saying im an engineer...
10 years ago
Even for military they'll send dudes to interview your old high school teachers and shit. Ask them if you have any homosexual tendencies, ever used drugs, etc. Then they'll ask others you're closer with shit like "what did you think when he said he wanted to join?" and if it looks like they have an answer you're done for. The best part is when they stick you on a poly and ask "did you ever take illegal drugs?" and follow up your "no" (which is the only answer you can give that doesn't end everything right then and there) with "Why not?"
10 years ago
Ive been through the background checks & developed vetting procedure. I passed the tests & the selection course for Electronic Warfare, which they make clear & I quote "The job title isnt classified but the work most certainly is" (You wear a cab badge, there isnt much hiding from the corps/regiment youre in, obviously). I was told in no uncertain terms that non of the work is to be discussed with anyone who doesnt have clearence regardless of whether they are in the military or civilians.

P.S. I dont have it any longer but as you can imagine during the recruitment procedure they gave/sent me alot of literature on the jobs I was able to apply for, one being the intelligence corps...I chose EW.

The only reason I am here right now is because the stupid fucks put back my start date for basic training by 3 months. I wasnt very happy & told them to withdraw my application because I would rather go the uni route & apply again as an officer. Im gonna kick the arse of the sergeant who messed up my application when I have my commision.
10 years ago
& Wanko, I do appreciate your advice.
10 years ago
Chirman if you really think mentioning you have an interest in joing the corps, you may want to check this out...

http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/Forums/viewforum/f=34.html

Hundreds of serving members posting on a forum, on the internet with the job being the main topic of conversation.
10 years ago
You spelled 'arse' wrong.
10 years ago
Its the ARmy Rumour SErvice - ARRSE, just follow the link.
10 years ago
i agree with everyone here..

except for elpiss.
10 years ago
Funny about how I said, "I don't know where you but <HERE>..." Did they test your comprehension abilities?

The Defence Signals Directorate here always have a stand at career expos for you to walk up to and chat. But you are also advised not to discuss your intentions with others, doesn't say what happens later. Same with civilian agencies.
10 years ago
*you are.
10 years ago
My comprehension, logic & reasoning skills are excellent, actually.

You said "I dont know about you" before going on to say what happens in Australia & that "you are already setting fire to your chances." if you talk about it.

Its easy to assume that you also assumed the protocols would be similar in both our respective countries. All I did was go on to point out the way things work over here with evidence for you to check out yourself. At no point did I call you stupid/foolish or anything for not knowing there are differences in the way things work, so why are you getting offensive?
10 years ago
& by 'offensive' I mean questioning my comprehension skills & implying they are poor.
10 years ago
fukin yawn.
10 years ago
If I assumed they were the same why would I claim to know nothing of how it works in the UK? Perhaps you shouldn't try and read into things too much. The only assumptions I see here are yours.

To go on from that: "I don't know about where you are but here" I'm pretty sure the number 1 lesson you will learn in intelligence gathering is that assumptions are the mother of all fuck-ups.
10 years ago
chairman, dont try and pick faults in the the technicalities of the English language. I think its beneath you & I know for damn sure its beneathe me in these circumstances.

I never said you "know nothing of how it works in the UK", I just ensured you knew how it did work for future reference.

I know what im talking about here & to be honest, for what its worth I do actually have a little respect for you...please dont go down the route of picking at sraws in this case...it isnt a point a point scoring exercise, it just irritating.
10 years ago
p.s. Im really drunk right about now & its pretty rd keepin my comments coherent....chairman, FUCK OFF!!!!!!...stop being such a tight ass im not challenging you, I just dont understand why you try and make e verything a point scoring exercise????!???
10 years ago
this is one of the saddest pictures ever...
10 years ago
Your baby pictures run a very close second...
10 years ago
^lmao
10 years ago
He was meant to be dead! Shoulda left him alone, "his head is blown up! lets create a new one that looks like shit and revive him"
10 years ago
It's been my experience that women are not nearly as concerned with looks as men are.
4 years ago
inb4 that's what they tell me because I'm ugly
4 years ago
LOL

i think its true though
4 years ago
not that youre ugly, what you said before
4 years ago
Thanks for clarifying, you nearly shattered my ego :P
4 years ago
Personality,charm, and listening is what all women really want minus the money hungry bitches.
4 years ago
"Men are attracted to what they see, women are attracted to what they hear"
4 years ago
I used to see this dude who was really good looking, but was dumb as rocks... actually I'm not sure he was dumb, but he had no personality so I couldn't tell if he was smart since he barely said anything. Needless to say it didn't last long.
4 years ago
I'm ashamed of my own shallowness at times... I dated a girl who was kind, devoted, and full of personality, but she wasn't much to look at so I let her go... I couldn't keep my eye from wandering.
4 years ago
We've all been that dude, Metal
4 years ago
men are inherently more visual creatures than women.. main reason why men use porn so much to get off, even if its scrambled analog porn...
4 years ago
women watch porn too, but its less the visuals and more the fantasy of being in the porn stars shoes, so to speak
4 years ago
Yeah, I recently found out some sites have a "girl friendly" filter.
4 years ago
The largest porn network in the world is in










CANADA.
4 years ago
I don't even know what that means.
4 years ago
yeah, stinki, wtf are you on aboot?
4 years ago
They are good at porn over there and take it seriously. When I went to vancouver I was amazed at the women and how good the strip joints were.
4 years ago
Those smutty smutty canuckleheads
4 years ago
Personality, charm and listening, huh? That has not proven to be true in my life.
4 years ago
That's because you actually HAVE to ask them out for it to work
4 years ago
Burned by the toaster....

* MetalFace sticks a fork in *
4 years ago
Careful, if I'm turned on you might get a little shock ;)
4 years ago
* MetalFace waffles *
4 years ago
Waffle? How tasty
4 years ago
A safer and tastier alternative than a fork
4 years ago
Iw don't even know the last time I had a waffle
4 years ago
In that case

* MetalFace stuffs it in and turns toaster's dial to copacabana *
4 years ago
Oh my
4 years ago
Does that get you hot?
4 years ago
Pretty sure the waffle is toast
4 years ago
Just don't crush my Eggo
4 years ago
I'll be gentle when I pop it up
4 years ago
I'm pretty sure I just sprayed the syrup all over
4 years ago
And I just washed! This is how we get ants, so sticky
4 years ago
Lick it up and I'll clean your crumb tray....with my tongue
4 years ago
Who would think of wasting syrup, I eat that shit up
4 years ago
Good grill.
4 years ago
Toaster, they say "no" when I do ask.
4 years ago
So fuck you.
4 years ago
if he would realy love her, he would shoot himself
4 years ago
honestly, hes fucking up her life
4 years ago
I doubt he's fucking up he life at all
4 years ago
Actually, they divorced a year later and he died in 2012.
4 years ago
I thought men in uniforms were supposed to be sexy
4 years ago
STOP LIVING IN THE PAST METALFACE
4 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAGbQa9ZweU
4 years ago
recover password
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