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Candiru (vampire fish)

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Here's a fish that generally lodges itself in fish gills to jab in and suck blood. Sadly it tracks them by the urine trail, so they've been known to end up stuck in humans. Why the fish parasites? I'm looking for that vid that Mucho had of a 3D birdguy who goes fishing and gets caught by a big parasitic monster, anyone remember its name?

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by HareTrinity

submitted August 21st 2007

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Candiru (vampire fish)
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first again by the first brigade.
10 years ago
MauryPovich you fucking piece of worthless shit, it is so fucking lame and stupid to say first
STOP IT
10 years ago
I'm sure if you try really hard you can get first tomorrow, don't give it up sport.
10 years ago
I hope smerf lodges to you and sucks your blood since 1rish1 is fucking you in the ass!
10 years ago
well at least you got the first reply to the first comment, that's something.
10 years ago
Maury saying first makes you so hot!!! Fucking not!!!!!
10 years ago
I'd fuck him. The real Maury. If his crazy asian wife was involved.
10 years ago
Hard to resist Connie.
10 years ago
i actually tried to be first just to piss you fuckers off,
but i failed!
damn it,
and tomorrow im working,
so you can be as gay as a first commender
10 years ago
Wow, you wanna be hated by a site full of pariahs? Is there a low MORE low than that?
10 years ago
Oh that sweet sweet Connie meat...
10 years ago
havent you lame guys figure it out yet. first-people feed on people that care, stop write to them and they will stop.
10 years ago
gee i didnt know fish PISS out their GILLS. lololol dipshit
10 years ago
Well, at least I got vampire instead of homo.
10 years ago
^last two replies made no sense at all to me.
10 years ago
the description of the picture said the parasite gets to the fishes gills by follwing the urine track. i thought that was funny. what they really do to find a host is track the warm water flowing out of the gills and thats why they swim into teh penis. i know all yea k thx bye
10 years ago
there's other ways to make them stop their 'first' bullshit too plantshit. yup, i went there.
10 years ago
uh oh, her wrath begins to stir
10 years ago
did you, deja? really!? ooh, watch out "first!1" posters; there's a deja on the loose!1
10 years ago
i let yesterday slide, figuring it'd get it out of its system. then the first bullshit was on today's posts again and i haven't been sleeping well lately, so i'm a little cranky and was like 'fuck it, grow up' and shut it up :/
10 years ago
Can you give us an evil chuckle when you make posts like that Deja?? Some sort of Muahahahahaha!! Or maybe even something more sinister that I can't think of?
10 years ago
something like "muheheheheheheh ooh teehee!1"
or wasn't that sinister enough for ya?
10 years ago
cruella da vu
10 years ago
Okay Mayor, not exactly the urine but still by the ammonia, which fish rid themselves of through their gills not their piss. Happy? If it was just warm water then damn, they'd be a pretty fucked species... Unlike the Follow The Golden River approach they have now.
10 years ago
haah ok. ammonia, check
10 years ago
I imagine this creature and what it's doing ten years after this picture is taken. Did it somehow find its way back into someone's urethra? Is it floating in a jar in a laboratory somewhere? Or did it change its name to MauryPovich and post a stupid message on Muchosucko? The world may never know.
10 years ago
I hope this gets made into an American Graphitti style movie so we can see at the end how the creature's life turned out.
10 years ago
And because I can never jerk off to a picture. I need a movie.
10 years ago
i guess yak and deja really are scrapping yak called it yesterday no videos today
10 years ago
wtf... you fucking moron. i answered this later on. yak's just late like he usually is. the only reason you had videos on time before was cause he had to prepare a few days worth ahead of time while we were gone.
10 years ago
teeheheh sasquatch got pwnd
10 years ago
wow. i just got wood.
10 years ago
Throw it on the grill!
10 years ago
i guess yak and deja really are scrapping yak called it yesterday no videos today
10 years ago
repost!!
10 years ago
Ok, Hare. I will dig around and see if I still have it saved on my computer and upload it, just for you.
10 years ago
Sorry, can't find it.
10 years ago
thats cute, is that the penis fish from greys anatomy??
10 years ago
no, i think it's actually from south-america, but that's just what *i* heard..
10 years ago
NOOOOOOOOOOO its a freaking cock fish , say it Starr , please say it once , not much effort needed C_O_C_K
10 years ago
isnt this the fish that sticks itself inside wilderbeasts wangs in africa?
10 years ago
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