points: 0

Tosser

1 car plus 1 tosser equals pain. Also, the 80's called and you can keep the clothes as they are shite.

featured

by cheekycov

submitted August 20th 2007

0 comments
what do you think? let everyone know!
tagged:
votes:
muchoworthynot muchoworthy
comments (0)
what the fuck!!! who had cameras in the fucking eighies!
10 years ago
in the what?
10 years ago
lol.. eighties... lol.. i fuckeed up...
10 years ago
more like.. loolapaluza on the phone asking for their shirt back
10 years ago
Summertimeguy. I hate you still for what u did that day...for people with no real social life like me that was a real fuckin pain. You're a fuckin asshole!
10 years ago
ok dik help me out i must have missed that ???????what hapenned now?????
10 years ago
don't tell him, dik!
anyway i totally agree, you should still be banned for that.
10 years ago
Summertime and whunu both need to be drowned in my piss.
10 years ago
certainly
10 years ago
i love stirring the pot so fuckin much and heres the good news.. im never going away, just be happy that you have an asshole that you can complain about, bfd
10 years ago
i like care bears from now on
10 years ago
you like dick in your mouth..
10 years ago
SLAM!!!!!!!
10 years ago
yes, i just gave my self props on that one.
10 years ago
retard..
10 years ago
Dipshit should have straddled the tire, eliminate some of the gene pool polution we have going on here!
10 years ago
*sigh*...white people...
10 years ago
What are the bets I can get a black person to do this for 5 bucks worth of crack?
10 years ago
i'm the racist asshole of this site gta2800,find another schtick dammit
10 years ago
I think you should be talking to 2piss.
10 years ago
I'll get a fuckin' mexican to do this for a burrito. :♭
10 years ago
2pis . . . since when did your mother become THAT expensive?? she usually does stupid shit for a glob of spit. your proof of that.
10 years ago
I could get a chink to do this just so I'd stop beating him.
10 years ago
I already did this to a nigger once, but it was his head i ran over.
.
Do I win?
10 years ago
Fuck sakes, Tyler, instead of the period use the space bar. No thanks necessary.
10 years ago
I understand the apathy. It is prevelant. You are supposed to flat board the rear tires over the arm. This way you save skin and muscle pulls.
10 years ago
i made victorious make a bat wing with his testicles while he sat on his ass and i hit his testicles with a sledge hammer
10 years ago
yah.. in your dreams, buddy.


there is no way i have testicles!
10 years ago
I actually made your sister do this, now your widowed. My bad!
10 years ago
This really deserved my comment. I mean seriously. Every single video that;s posted here where someone does something really stupid, who is it? white people..lol. Do these people have any common sense?? I know you usually see the black people and shit like that in the security camera video's. but post a video with a Mexican or a black person doing some retarded shit like this..lol. And for the record I'm not black.
10 years ago
there was a vid of a black guy jumping nuts first into a pole..
10 years ago
sure, there are lots ov vids of white suburban kids doing dumb stuff.. but what about all the vids of black people robbing, stabbing, stealing, shooting, beating, threatening other people.. isn't that fucking dumb? and isn't it common sense not to do those things?
10 years ago
gta, that's cos white people can afford video cameras.
10 years ago
Ulna meet radius, what a fool.
10 years ago
What? Why didn't his headband protect him? I don't think he did this right.
10 years ago
He didnt have the Chuck Norris certified hard cunt headband type.
10 years ago
headband -2 vs. car
10 years ago
No no no... he's just punishing himself for wearing those pants. As well he should to.
10 years ago
He took it like a man though, I woulda cried like a little girl.
10 years ago
He should have been a real man and had him roll over his head
10 years ago
lol yep Victorious,just like that
10 years ago
That was no point...............he didn't even break, tear, or rip the arm off! Mucho you disappoint me..
10 years ago
what do you mean?? a car ran over an idiots arm... on purpose. this is a good vid
10 years ago
go join ebaums world dweeb
10 years ago
I'm happy here thank you very much!
10 years ago
dont complain then man. the pictures and vids here are what they are..just go with it
10 years ago
Ten lashes!
10 years ago
Really, I submitted a clay animation video the other day and everyone liked it expect for one, you know who you are.
10 years ago
i agree with dik, but there are exceptions.. there has been stuff posted that only got lik 4 comments, but it deserved less than that..
10 years ago
like*
10 years ago
looks like right hand is getting invited to the pants party after this "incident"
10 years ago
"Owww that was kinda bad" what a frikken Einstein
10 years ago
I wanna see him try something else...like his penis. Maybe he'd lose function of that
10 years ago
Jesus you're sicker than I am, not every video has to have a dick getting mutilated in it.
10 years ago
someones got a acase of penis envy lol
10 years ago
Its ok Starr , most of us here can handle it if you call it a cock instead of a penis :)
10 years ago
If a woman says penis it makes them sound like a 60 year old obese elementary school nurse.
10 years ago
phwoar
10 years ago
Yes only sexually frustrated women call a dick a penis , espically on a forum full of deviants like this
10 years ago
I'm glad there are idiots
10 years ago
Take off, hoser.
10 years ago
eh?
10 years ago
i'm trying to think of something canadian to say..
10 years ago
It's not all aboot you Wanko
10 years ago
where's my punishment?
10 years ago
^senseless..yet stupid
10 years ago
All I can think of is the movie Fargo
10 years ago
dik, you out rank anyone with the most commenting, viewing, fuckin christ , shouldbe getting a paid for all the time you put in...
10 years ago
stb you out gay everyone with that gay ass cock trap up call a mouth.....
10 years ago
SLAM!!!!!! thats all she wrote you fucking cock deposit box.
10 years ago
Looks like that put a nasty twist on his elbow. I hope it injured him.
10 years ago
balls, you seem a bit bitter, more than you usual self.
10 years ago
I'm not my usual cheerful self lately. Go figure.
10 years ago
sorry to hear that.
10 years ago
Did you miss my news, or are you just yanking my chain?
10 years ago
no, what was this big news, i must have missed it, is it tragic?
10 years ago
My woman of eight years left me for another man on Saturday.
10 years ago
whoa, you think you know someone, are you taking it really hard??
10 years ago
Balls, you need to meet a stranger on a train & take it from there...
10 years ago
I'll refer you to today's "Christian Fiction" picture for that answer. Dik already asked my how I was doing there.
10 years ago
i suspect,balls, that you might be drinking more than the usual.
10 years ago
and no oranje that is not a good solution,if you do balls, wear a condom. ok
10 years ago
delihala the second last thing you said was about as dumb afuckin comment and question i've ever heard
10 years ago
nooooo I was talking about the book, stangers on a train.
10 years ago
That bottle of Jack did disappear awfully quickly this week.
10 years ago
sorry dik i am not an alky, but when i have been double crossed, i will drink like a bottom less barrel. and thanks for your insight.
10 years ago
maybe thats an overreaction
10 years ago
Women suck, Balls. Just get your ass back over here.
10 years ago
little harsh dik
10 years ago
maybe a change in scenery will help.
10 years ago
Heading home in a few weeks... And yes, Nova, women do suck, but not nearly enough to make the shit I'm going through worthwhile.
10 years ago
second last delihla you butthead
10 years ago
is that not where i ask if he had been drinking??
10 years ago
or i ask him to wear protection, b/c yeah sure i see how that can be dumb.
10 years ago
I think you mean third from last, dik, but yeah, it was a bit of a stupid question. Like I just put 8 years in with this woman to kill time.
10 years ago
did you not see this coming or was it swift.
10 years ago
I like condoms: I don't like trusting in a woman whether she's going to get knocked up.
10 years ago
It was right out of the blue. Now, in retrospect, I guess there were warning signs, but I was chalking it up to the stress of us leaving Japan soon.
10 years ago
you were just trusting, as anyone would be.
10 years ago
Heh... trust... Don't know if I'll be feeling that again.
10 years ago
i know this experience left a bitter taste in your mouth, but never say never.
10 years ago
Confirmation bias, when you interpret things in a way you expect them to be.
10 years ago
if you really did trust her balls you'll never trust fully again
10 years ago
sad but true
10 years ago
and that's not fair for any other woman that might come along.
10 years ago
I might love another again, but I've never been more convinced of ANYTHING in my life, than me and her being meant for each other. It was it. I was committed to the grave. So, no, I don't think I will ever completely trust another woman again, because (obviously) my own instincts and ideas can't be trusted to suss out the truth of the matter.
10 years ago
I was in the happy grove of true love and she jumped me from behind and fucked me with my pants on. So... no, I will say never.
10 years ago
It suck but when you get heart broken you never really do open yourself up again, and no sometimes its not fair to the new girl
10 years ago
Dik's right.
10 years ago
seems like you might be blaming your self there.
10 years ago
No. I blame her.
10 years ago
i don't mean to intrude or anything, but perhaps after eight years she wanted a commitment like marriage, children, ect.
10 years ago
What you don't know about me and her would fill a book.
10 years ago
^ ooooooooooh I know that was coming. All women will find a way to blame the man!
10 years ago
another pretty presumptuios question there deliilea
10 years ago
For real delilah your just rubbing salt in the wound
10 years ago
On the bright side, you can now start posting the 'private' snaps im sure you have.
10 years ago
anyway delilah you wanna go private?
10 years ago
And I see what you were saying, Delilah, about blaming myself. My point was: if I could be so convinced about someone so unsuitable, then obviously my own radar must be flawed. So how can I ever trust that ANYONE I have a feeling about is the way I think they are? Clearly, I can't.
10 years ago
tchhhh ..911.
tschhh Operater looks like we've gotta whammy here!
10 years ago
Thanks guys. (And you're all right.) But I could give a shit what Delilah wants to think about me and my ex. I know the truth.
10 years ago
^skip my last comment it doesnt make sense anymore
10 years ago
obviously, i have a different point of view,being a woman and all, sorry if i am rubbing salt in the wound, it was not my intention, i just hate it when people jump ship like the for uncertainty.
10 years ago
no i don't blame the man, the knife cuts both ways.
10 years ago
youre more of a man than I'll ever be delihla
10 years ago
I know Delilah's comments could possibly be construed as insensitive but its obvious shes only trying to be nice. Give the poor girl a break, especially you, dik....bully!
10 years ago
But seriously... whatever problems either sex might be having in a relationship, the proper response isn't telling their partner that they are leaving to shack up with a person they haven't spent more than a week with in 12 years.
10 years ago
balls, i don't think anything at all, but forgive me if i crossed the line.
10 years ago
No worries.
10 years ago
To tell the truth, I'm not worrying at all about why she left, because I will never know. I'm trying to move on.
10 years ago
moving on will take more time than anything, but it's getting there that is a bitch.
10 years ago
Dude just take some solace in the fact that you found out what kind of person she is now instead of after you did marry her or god forbid had a kid
10 years ago
but yeah 8 years is along time
10 years ago
I'm thinking it'll take a Japanese honey.
10 years ago
And yeah, Irish, I'm thanking everything sacred that I don't have a kid with her. Good luck there.
10 years ago
that's the spirit.
10 years ago
It might be too soon but the best way to get over a girl I've found is going out and getting drunk and laid
10 years ago
I've got the getting drunk part down pat... I'm working on the getting laid.
10 years ago
delilah's question was relevant, unfortunately it doesn't apply to balls' situation. I'm sure he does appreciate your support, nonetheless. I haven't been much help with my resentful attitude :) lol

p.s. I can't believe you guys are discussing this like adults lol
10 years ago
It doesn't even have to be a hot girl just go out and get a piece to get your confidece back up...
10 years ago
OhSnap, kind of like adults...I did imply he should get some stranger to kill her.
10 years ago
doesnt that make it irrelevant osnap?.."doesn't apply" is what irrelevant means
10 years ago
anyway ohsnap you're pregnant?
10 years ago
i'm actually familiar with a couple of strangers
10 years ago
who would have though an adult conversation can happen next to white trash sex and an opium smoking toddler. go figure.
10 years ago
oh snap, i hate to see a good guy down, they are few and far between.
10 years ago
I want a stranger to kill the fella. Say... does anyone know a stranger in Seattle?
10 years ago
i hear strangers are easy to meet in seattle
10 years ago
dik, i said it was relevant because it's probable that if you wait 8 years to marry a woman and have kids, shes probably going to leave... but i know balls, it doesnt apply to him.

and yes, i am pregnant. :)
10 years ago
your right, delilah.. that's why you gotta get 'em while they're young and raise them yourself :)
10 years ago
i know what you meant.ignore me. i have a toothache
10 years ago
You know you want to take note of what Snappers is saying, she knows what shes talking about...
10 years ago
...ahem....im 21

;p
10 years ago
right oh snap a gals' job is never done and dik that might explain your sentiment all morning.
10 years ago
oranje, i think you're beyond help.
10 years ago
ouch
10 years ago
i put the "strange" in stranger
10 years ago
wait no, i meant you might be a little hard to raise because it seems you might rebel.
10 years ago
oranje is a nice boy
10 years ago
haha

Me..? nooooooooooo, who the hell you been talkin to?
10 years ago
need i remind you, sweet pea??
10 years ago
;) Your interpost led the meaning of my comment to do a complete 180 there Snappers.
10 years ago
is it my baby oh snap?
10 years ago
still made sense tho.
10 years ago
Goddammit, I found a list of over a hundred names like that. I had the intention of using them all...you got lucky!
10 years ago
Sorry to hear what you're going through balls.

Mind you I guess there's always a little yellow fever to succumb to.
10 years ago
oookay......Mucho Sucko meet Mucho sensitivo and Mucho therapy....o.
10 years ago
i dont know dik, it could be any of you... were going to have to get maury in on this.
10 years ago
Well after coming here for so long I think karma will turn on you and you may have a harlequin baby.
Well my father's gun store is going out of business and I will most likely have access to a few firearms. Give me a name balls.
10 years ago
Im not sure how a gun store in America could go out of business, you all being cowboys & all. Anyway, since your store is going out of business do you fancy breaking a few international laws DickNixon? Put a nice little 9mm in a box and mark it 'radioactive waste' (noone will open it) it post it over here.
10 years ago
'ello, 'ello, 'ello. What's going on here then?
10 years ago
oh & id probably be needing a few rounds with that.
10 years ago
Oranje, We're not all Cowboys, some of us are Rednecks.....Fucker.
10 years ago
Can I have one too Mr. Nixon. I'll pay for shipping.
10 years ago
9mm is such a vague request. We are being run under by huge sporting goods stores that can get bulk discounts on guns. It's depressing. And I'll try to do you one better Oranje, we have an ES FiveseveN in right now.
10 years ago
wait.. did you all just have a totally *serial* conversation right here?
10 years ago
I'll take a stainless Kimber Pro-Carry II in .45 cal. Ill come pick it up personally.
10 years ago
Dunno if we got one of those. And if so, it may be at the crossroads of the west gunshow this weekend.
10 years ago
Pimpin hats, and now guns. Inside you beats the true heart of a salesman.
10 years ago
"Heart"?
I am a cold calculating machine...
10 years ago
You have got to love the natural progression of the conversation going from heart break to guns.
10 years ago
hahaha yeah

Heart break, flirting & guns, all in one thread. You have to love the multi-dimensional minds of MS
10 years ago
So DickNixon, we have a deal? you become international arms smuggler, i get a gun.

...would be fun.
10 years ago
Dont tell Wanko though, im anti-gun if he asks.
10 years ago
Oranje, why in the world would you need a gun? Whatever you're thinking, let it go.
10 years ago
I need a bit of help in hijacking a cruise ship. I will be the terror of the expensive seas. Who wants to be a part of the crew of the M.S. ISellGuns?
10 years ago
haha super, dont worry mate im not planning any drive by...i just like the idea of going shooting, only inanimate objects
10 years ago
There is an insistent little red light blinking in Langley as we speak.
10 years ago
do i get a red hat and a speedo?
10 years ago
Only if you keep Starr and the rest of the female body of the crew under a steady supply of baby oil. Otherwise there will be much trebuchet-ing....
10 years ago
^ hahahaha
10 years ago
You thinking about heading up to Liverpool to get some target practice Oranje?
10 years ago
ay-ay, captain!!
10 years ago
Could I possibly trouble you for a Desert Eagle? I promise it will only be for target practice. Honest.
10 years ago
Balls, I don't know him, but I live near Seattle. I'm also a little strange (as evidenced by the fact that I go to this site)...
10 years ago
Desert eagle is also fairly vague since you could get one in .357, .50, .44, and .41 cal.
10 years ago
What are you going to do smerf? Threaten him with your flabby pierced nipples?
10 years ago
I only know the dude's first name, and I think that might be a nickname. Thanks for the thought though guys.
10 years ago
i guess eveyoneone inseattle with that first name has to go....sigh. We may need more than one stranger
10 years ago
Lol. Or Charles Bronson.
10 years ago
hank get a pen and paper...this is gonna be a long night.
10 years ago
Hey Dick can you get me a walther p99 or a glock 18? Got some chav hunting to do....
10 years ago
hey cheekeycov isn't it pronounced 'ello 'ello 'ello ,What's all this then?
10 years ago
Depends on which episode of Dixon of Dock Green you're watching Dik. Like your thinking though.
10 years ago
i was thinking of monty python..the other shows i've never heard of
10 years ago
I'm a Canadian (which pretty much makes me an american ..only with integrity)
10 years ago
^Bam!
10 years ago
you're north-american.. but not an american as in 'from the states'
10 years ago
Cheeky, it doesn't look like the g18 is produced anymore but the .45 G21 would be a good chav stopper. And @ Dicknix, Sorry I just take the .50 6" MK XIX as the default DE. Can't help it I love them : ))
10 years ago
Damn....ok, I'll take a P226 instead.
10 years ago
What's a P226?
10 years ago
Sig Sauer
10 years ago
Looks good, I'll have to see if I can try one out sometime.
10 years ago
why can't people do something a little more constructive, like bike riding, cross stitching or just collect stamps.
10 years ago
They do, it just doesn't make it on this site.
10 years ago
I built a scraper bike this afternoon.
10 years ago
Have you ever tried cross stitching while stamping on a bike?
10 years ago
one lazy son of a whore
10 years ago
True story, My first job was at a car wash. And one car came down that slow ass conveyor and ran over, just my toes, on my left foot while I was hand drying off the hood. It brought tears to my eyes and I couldn't mutter a sound from my mouth it hurt so bad. I can still remember that pain and that was 30 some years ago. I sure hope nobody thinks I'm lying about this one. Oh, soon after, I became a dishwasher.
10 years ago
Oh, I believe you. I just think you're a pussy....and a crybaby.
10 years ago
when i was 12 i got hit by a car at a crosswalk on a busy street in toronto...first 5 min was the most pain i ever felt..then all the pain was gone (shock maybe)..then aftersitting in a busy hospital for about 4 hours i couldn't even walk..no broken bones but the muscle was partially ripped off my calf.
10 years ago
recover password
most discussed