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Micro Baby

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by Archman

submitted August 18th 2007

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Micro Baby
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Oh no they defrosted a baby from the past.
10 years ago
Or maybe its not done yet?
10 years ago
I did not know she was serious when she said "I got one in the oven".
10 years ago
Are you talking to yourself?
10 years ago
I just remembered how hungry I am.
10 years ago
That`s how god made the blacks...
10 years ago
Dude, I just spit soda on my desk.....you bastard.
10 years ago
haha
10 years ago
Baby Duke Nukeum?
10 years ago
LOL! Balls of steel!
10 years ago
Old Style!
10 years ago
Yea.....I don't like this pic
10 years ago
Uh-oh. Someone else with a soul.
10 years ago
Damn you both. I'll eat all your babies.
10 years ago
kill who ever did this to the baby.
10 years ago
You can't kill Jesus.
10 years ago
Yup, you can't kill a mythical being...
10 years ago
ohhh snap.
10 years ago
The Messiah's a snitch, Jesus ratted me out, told God I've been putting bats in girls arses and gats in their mouths.
10 years ago
is whunu converting some of you? i'm disappointed
10 years ago
haha, that's all you had to say, deja, now watch them rethink their words..
10 years ago
I just made a joke.
10 years ago
whunu masturbates in church
10 years ago
I spunk on my Jesus dolls
10 years ago
In fact, when ever I see a jesus figure, I spunk on it.
10 years ago
^ You kinky fucker. Must make going to church a spectacular event.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
I've gotten a hand job from a chick while in a church.
10 years ago
No. I'm not buyin that.
10 years ago
At least the kid's not Chinese. Then you'd just be hungry again in 30min. (somebody had to)
10 years ago
If she was Chinese, they'd put her in a wok.
10 years ago
Is that smerf's niece??
10 years ago
Yes.
10 years ago
Really where's smerf to confirm this??
10 years ago
Um... No, not my niece. She never had a pink outfit like that, plus she's cuter.
10 years ago
sorry the light behind her hair in the micro made me think that she was a ginger like you....sorry again smerf
10 years ago
STARRSKY BURN!!!!
10 years ago
Nope, my niece is a brunette, like her father and her mother.
10 years ago
smerf: i hope you niece will be eatin alive by dogs or raped and buried alive in coffin.
10 years ago
And on that note... Fuck you, Starrsky.

Fuck you. (please?)
10 years ago
smerf.. did you say somethjing to piss plantshit off?
10 years ago
or is this just one of his moodswings?
10 years ago
smerf was pickin on him for no apparent reason a few days ago i think
10 years ago
I took a cheap, but funny, shot at him a while back. Now he's making a failed attempt to get back at me.
10 years ago
ouch smerf...I"m hurt....now I"ll have to start cutting my right arm, since my left has too many scars from when super said we weren't friends
10 years ago
Ok, we can be friends.
10 years ago
^^^ pussy. And I don't mean starrsky.
10 years ago
I'll mail you band-aids, Starrsky.
10 years ago
Next they'll put him/her on that Foreman grill.
10 years ago
I was just about to cook up some burgers on my foreman grill, they're gonna be extra tasty now.
10 years ago
I usually do this before I have sex with my stolen babies. This way they are nice and warm for my penis.
10 years ago
but normally they're stone cold?
10 years ago
i guess you steal dead babies then?
10 years ago
No, they tend to die when you hide them in the fridge.
10 years ago
that sucks.. selfish little bastards
10 years ago
Tough love!
10 years ago
Not cool at all,the poor kid looks terrified.Hopefully that kids parents live long miserable painful lives
10 years ago
meh, lets just put them in the microwave, close the door, and push start.
10 years ago
They forgot to unwrap it.
10 years ago
No, they're doing it right. After 2 minutes on high, you peel it back and stir.
10 years ago
Re-cover, rotate 180 degrees in microwave, and then continue cooking on medium for a minute and a half. Let stand in microwave 2 minutes, stir, and enjoy! It's Stouffer's 8-week-old newborn entree, now with no preservatives! I eat these all the time.
10 years ago
"8-week-old newborn" LOL
10 years ago
All right! 4 weeks old. You sick fuck, I don't like eating them that young, but be my guest. Isn't anything under 4 months or so still considered newborn though?
10 years ago
hahaha...I live like 5 miles from where most of Stouffers food is made.... I chuckle every time I drive by.
10 years ago
Oh, and I use the word 'food' loosely.
10 years ago
my new desktop......last one was the guy eating the baby sandwich
10 years ago
Actually, nuked white baby taste good. It taste like chicken
10 years ago
oh come on...
10 years ago
oh come on...
10 years ago
didn't do that
10 years ago
Dik did do dat.
10 years ago
dik didnt damnit
10 years ago
damnit dik definitely did do dat, didn't dik?
10 years ago
dang ..the alliteration gold medal goes to fugmuster
10 years ago
Thank fuck for that I was running low.
10 years ago
whata crybaby
10 years ago
i'm torn on this one, i don't know whether to laugh or cry?
10 years ago
its mucho.. you FAP
10 years ago
Why choose? Do both.
10 years ago
I usually fap and cry simultaneously.
10 years ago
you.. crap??
10 years ago
haha
10 years ago
I don't think chicks can technically fap. Wrong sound effect. Maybe schlick?
10 years ago
grrglep?
10 years ago
Schlurp?
10 years ago
ffwwlick?
10 years ago
Squelp!
10 years ago
Fish?
10 years ago
at some point while taking this picture, the parents of this baby seriously considered slamming the door shut and nuking it on high for 3 minutes.
10 years ago
But it turns out it's hard to take a photo through that microwave door.
10 years ago
The look on its face makes it all worthwhile.
10 years ago
but.. but, i thought you were kidding, nooohoooo!!
10 years ago
jesus christ i almost made nearly the exact comment wanko did...not a good sign
10 years ago
you should really consider moving out of his basement, dik..
10 years ago
Burn!
10 years ago
dont know if you fog breathers know this but in america this happens all the time.....well according to the news.....weirdest one so far was the parents who almost killed the kid because they were to busy playing world of warcraft
10 years ago
This is how we deal with whisteblowers!
10 years ago
that's why yak doesn't have kids
10 years ago
yak doesn't have kids cause i mean, honestly, do you think anyone in their right mind would want to bring a spawn of yak into this world?!
10 years ago
well they'd sleep all night
10 years ago
what's Mr. yak going to say when he here's how Mrs.Deja dissed him??? You're going to get banned if you push it too far
10 years ago
u know i honestly meant to erase that last comment...but hit post by mistake...just a joke anyway Deja. it's funny sometimes right...right..???
10 years ago
see you guys in a week
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
Have mercy Deja.
10 years ago
you know, this is the perfect time for me to quote myself in the sexy horse post, cause you seemed to have missed(ignored) it back then..;

Victorious says:
"deja, why are you taking our banning jokes so seriously? i don't know if you've noticed, but they're 'JOKES'!!
we're not constantly terrified of being banned, and we know you guys don't do it just like that, but you must really let it go now.. if we can't make jokes about that, than your 'free speech'speech was a fucking lie, i'm sorry, i don't want to piss you off anymore, but i'm sure i'm not the only one feeling about it this way.. you don't give a shit if we make racist jokes or whatever, but when we make jokes concerning you/yak, you immediately go back to angry-deja mode..
why can't you see it from our perspective, they're harmless jokes, we don't have hard feelings towards you or yak, but i'm starting to get annoyed by how much i have to watch my words around you, lately..
seriously, if that dik-banning thing never happened, you two(or at least you, cause yak hasn't really said anything about it since the incident) would also laugh about these banning jokes.."
10 years ago
^that was for deja
10 years ago
I'm still behind you, Vic!
10 years ago
I'm still under you Leela, don't stop.
10 years ago
but are you behind *me*, arch!?
10 years ago
gives a whole new meaning to a bun in the oven
10 years ago
Well at least that would be more tasty and filling than McCain Micro Chips....
10 years ago
Ha! I haven't had those since I was at school.
10 years ago
Yer not missing much
10 years ago
what sound does a baby make in a microwave?

i dont know, i was too busy masturbating :D
10 years ago
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