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penis pump

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I assume the penis pump works better with wasps in it.

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by rimjoy

submitted August 18th 2007

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PARTY ON!!!!! Yak and Deja are still gone. Let’s hope there are no check ups this time. Do what you want and let’s have some more girls this time. WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
10 years ago
*brings ln keg*
10 years ago
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!! PARTY AT THE... the...the penis pump??
10 years ago
Yeah....Arch, you're me besht mate in *hic* the whole *burp* WORLD!
10 years ago
YAAAAY party time, I got the whiskey! *still naked*
10 years ago
Well, that makes 5 guys, guess we can play darts till the ladies show up.
10 years ago
Ah, what the hell, I'll have a beer.
10 years ago
*shuffles the cards*
10 years ago
Hey guys, Lemme show you my penis backflip!!
10 years ago
I think I'm gonna put my boxers on for now, at least until I get drunk or the girls show up. Hey Apathy pour me one too will ya
10 years ago
*Turns on Sodomy Song*
10 years ago
What, what? In the butt? Ok lets do it, in the butt...
10 years ago
Did I mention that the drinks are on me? Your friendly local Barman has arrived. Now accepting orders, and nova, apathy, hands off the absinthe. I'm not mopping up any blood.
10 years ago
No Super, I think you were gone when the sodomy song was posted. It's the one from Meet the Feebles.
10 years ago
Ok Ill take a pint......Of Whiskey....
10 years ago
thanks bartender....can someone help me to the BLERRFF..
10 years ago
He's gonna be to drunk to get some when the ladies arrive.
10 years ago
Meet the feebles...can some one get a link to that movie? I haven't seen it in ages....
10 years ago
Can I join the party?
10 years ago
Bring a ladie friend.
10 years ago
Or ten.
10 years ago
*walks in with three asian hookers*
10 years ago
only if you brought the girls.
10 years ago
I'm on clarifying because this could get confusing I believe Arch ment lady friend we have quite enough lads here.
10 years ago
Yeah, that's what I meant. What did I say?
10 years ago
Hey!!! These hookers are dead!!!
Good job.
Welcome.
10 years ago
And they have aids.
10 years ago
Should we invite Virgil. No one came for his signing thing again.
10 years ago
Check to see if the have dicks.
10 years ago
damn it , they do.
10 years ago
Yeah, invite Virgil. But, only if he has stopped crying.
10 years ago
Dicks. Someone call Kojach, it's his lucky day.
10 years ago
C'mon, where is Starr and Delilah and Hare and OhSnap, and GLAT and the other girls.
10 years ago
Assuming Mable is never coming back.
10 years ago
Are you guys drunk enough for furries yet? I'll bring my cats..
10 years ago
Shouldn't Delilah be back from the "local" store.
It's been over an hour, and I'm starting to worry.
10 years ago
mmmmm ....pussy ...ahggglg
10 years ago
Maybe that's why Hank hasen't showed up either. And, no, no cats.
10 years ago
Damnit! Quick, someone do something crazy.
10 years ago
I just called my buddy and he says he can bring over a couple baby calves.
10 years ago
I'll have some absinthe, PLEASE!!!!
10 years ago
Ummm let's just play cards and/or darts.
10 years ago
I didn't smuggle the shit from Germany just to look at it!
10 years ago
I'll play darts.
I like to throw stuff when I drink.
10 years ago
Where's Gottalovejaps? We can turn this into a scat party!
10 years ago
*throws my arm around a random person* You see this person? This is the... thing, um... pro- ... provisional? Prosti- no, that's not it... PROVERBIAL! This is the proverbial guy, you know what I'm saying? *looks at them* Do I know you? I loooove yooouuuu *pukes*
10 years ago
(I'm friendly when I drink. Mmmm, alcohol...)
10 years ago
The only reason I'm here guys, is to bring you the hornets and save the poor furries. Bye ^.^
10 years ago
That's gotta be one of the best typed drunken rants I've ever seen. Congrats, smerf.
10 years ago
I love throwing darts!!!
10 years ago
Starr's finally here!!! Pass her the absinthe!
10 years ago
The liquor store near my house now sells absinthe. It's not the real stuff, though, just absinthe light. Fucking import laws...
10 years ago
The FDA hates wormwood. Can't buy anything that contains it, but you can buy the wormwood itself, and make you own beverage. I tried brewing a beer with wormwood...YUCK!!!
10 years ago
I love screwdrivers....Mmmmmmmm
10 years ago
< drops roehipnols in everones drinks and proceeds to pump their asses.
10 years ago
Man... what a crazy night. Wait... something's not right... why does my ass hurt so ba... oh shit. No. No! NOOOOO!!!
10 years ago
I have to work in the morning...I'm exhausted....so....yeah.....this is where I make an awkward exit
10 years ago
whoa, starr just left, and all i see is naked guys and empty booze bottles. you guys are losing it.
10 years ago
Hmmm, it's mostly guys here and redheadedmutant wants to rape everyone. Gaaaaaaayyyy.
10 years ago
Im lookin after my one year old nephew & he just rolled off of the sofa because I was too busy watchin you lot party...I should probably be watching him right now actually, excuse me.
10 years ago
Bring him over, give him some booze. He's gotta start sometime.
10 years ago
I'm gonna need some ID...and a fresh diaper.
10 years ago
damn i'm late, who's still up to party?
10 years ago
i'd hate to see a real party with you people all at it. too much puke and shit for it to be fun
10 years ago
*calls cab...waits outside...drafts apology letter
10 years ago
A real party with us would be about 10 guys hitting on each lady all at once, with the rest of us doing shots once we figured out who the other people are.

"So, who are you?"
"I'm [insert member name here]."
"No shit? I'm [insert another member name here}]! Let's do shots!"
10 years ago
^ Oh yes, except you Americans would be blocking up the bathrooms with sick whilst us Brits were emptying bottles!
10 years ago
An MS party actually sounds like fun, but,
1, Where in hell would you hold it?
2, How many security staff would be needed?
3, Who pays for the damage?
4, Do we wear MS shirts with usernames?
5, When is it?
10 years ago
6, Who would be invited and who would be left out/ignored anyway?
10 years ago
You're taking this way too seriously. Not that it wouldn't be fun, but it's never gonna happen. We're all spread out across the country, and we're all WAY too lazy to plan that shit.
10 years ago
Oranje, you a shots, or a beer man?
Or maybe beer 'til full then shots?
10 years ago
Were going to have an English one. Well get pissed have a fight & post the resulting pics on MS.
10 years ago
Gottlos, were spread across the world, not the country...
10 years ago
Strongbow, shots, shorts then shots again...best order.
10 years ago
Gottlos, are you by any chance from the USA?
10 years ago
Hey, I'm pretty sure Yak and Deja are still gonna be gone, so party again tonight. Hey Deja and or Yak, if you're still here checking up on us, when are you gonna get back? I got a video I want to make sure gets posted.
10 years ago
Yeah you're both right, my mistake. A small spot of ignorance there, my apologies.
10 years ago
Arch, I just read ,Deja is back, but we can still party whenever whats she gonna do?
10 years ago
It's not the same when they are gone.
10 years ago
Apology accepted Gottlos, now get the beers in!
10 years ago
aint nuttin like yer cock in a vacuum
witha wasp
?
wowser
10 years ago
I don't think this guy fully read the directions on how to use it.
10 years ago
I just realized that is duct tape holding this 'thing' on.... Clearly it is someone from California.
10 years ago
Spoken like a man from Iowa.
10 years ago
Nothing wrong with Iowa. Oh wait, Iowa? Oops, sorry. I'm so very, very sorry...
10 years ago
hey, whats wrong with Iowa?
10 years ago
Have you ever been to Iowa?
10 years ago
What is wrong with people?
10 years ago
Coming from you, that's a little strange.
10 years ago
really???
10 years ago
no, not really
10 years ago
never seen blond pubes, maybe he went a little too peroxide happy.
10 years ago
Nah, I've seen them, but they're kinda rare. The person basically has to be as blond as naturally possible, and even then the pubes are a little darker.

Red heads, however, can have pubes the same color as their hair.
10 years ago
I knew you were a firecrotch.
10 years ago
red pubes, some other oddity i have not seen? care to indulge, smerf?
10 years ago
I think it's just the color of his cock & ball ring that's creating that effect. His pubes are actually pure white, because he's 82 years old
10 years ago
Good god, someones actually requesting to see my pubes on MS?
10 years ago
Get a few more requests and I might consider it.
10 years ago
Ok, just to be sporting......Let's see it kilt man!!
10 years ago
Shoooow uuuuus yooourrrr puuuuuuubeeeeos
10 years ago
I guess since I won't be the only one... do it.
10 years ago
Haha I love how your first three (after Delilah) requests are from guys. If I were you, I'd be sincerely creeped out.
10 years ago
I know smerf pretty well, I'm sure he expected from me.
10 years ago
After Delilah? 3AD? Creepy. Is this a new religious movement?
10 years ago
"The United Witnesses of Smerf's Pubic Follicles"... it could work.
10 years ago
show us your pubes their smerf.
10 years ago
Yeah, I was kind of expecting it from the regulars.

I think I'm gonna start working out more before I sent a picture of that, though.
10 years ago
just suck in your gut, count to three and take the picture.
10 years ago
Smerf, working out won't make it look any bigger.
10 years ago
Doesn't need to be bigger. I just wish sometimes that I was such a stocky bastard.
10 years ago
god, another one that boasts about penis size, post it, i'm sure the few ladies here will be honest about their opinion.
10 years ago
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