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Fixed!

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featuredshopped

by coupland

submitted August 18th 2007

3 comments
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Barret
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comments (3)
There's no one above me ^ SO THAT MAKES ME FIRST!!!
10 years ago
Your father's behind you...FUCKING YOUR ARSE
10 years ago
God's above you. And he hates you.
10 years ago
fuck the shirt ill fuck her brains out:)
10 years ago
fuck the shirt im hungry
10 years ago
fuck you asshole
10 years ago
yeah, fuck you solis and summer. get your own thread or know when to reply.
10 years ago
I'm with dik, so to speak...
10 years ago
thats great, im usually with pussy.
9 years ago
can you fix her nose next time also?
10 years ago
Fuck you I love my arab bitches.
10 years ago
I bet she isn't arab.
10 years ago
I'm sure she's a bitch, though.
10 years ago
She looks like a bitch, but she's hot too.
10 years ago
No arab girl would wear that shirt. The first one, that is. It's amazing how much she looks like a boy if you take away the hair.
10 years ago
Yeah, she would have the bee keeper outfit on.
10 years ago
1rish1, I'm sure if you talked to her, bitchiness would overrun hotness.
10 years ago
If I talked to her, I'd be balls deep in her in about 10sec.
10 years ago
After talking to her, 1rish1'd find out she was actually a he, and would be immediately interested.
10 years ago
Good try, but not funny.
10 years ago
Not even a good try
10 years ago
Crap, you're right. If you take away the hair, she kinda looks like a guy I went to high school with, if he shaved. Come to think of it, he had long hair too...
10 years ago
...Scott?
10 years ago
Bullshit, it's a skinny 16 year old.

With a big nose.

With small tits.
10 years ago
It only makes perfect sense that an arab bitch would wear that shirt after the Taliban is gone so she doesn't have to wear a fucking robe anymore.
10 years ago
She needs a Mucho intervention.
10 years ago
by that he means rape
10 years ago
Well, I wouldn't have put it that way.
10 years ago
It's more like Surprise Sex.
10 years ago
Surprise! There's an apple in your rectum!
10 years ago
Surprise! I accidentally lodged this snorkel in your rectum and poured a 2-liter bottle of Jolt Cola in...
10 years ago
Is it in the rectum, or is it in the vagina?
10 years ago
Let's go with rectum...Or maybe rectal cavity...
10 years ago
But it could be at home in either, like an octopus.
10 years ago
Well let's say she already has a squid in her vagina. Remember, this is a Mucho surprise.
10 years ago
I was thinking that she might have a pair of baby monkfish in her vagina, but I guess a squid works..So it's a squid in the ponch and a snorkel full of Jolt Cola in the bottom-hole..Correct??
10 years ago
Don't forget the apple. It was already in there when you stuck the snorkel in, but I'm sure it all fits snug.
10 years ago
Dammit...So a squid in the puss-puss, a apple lodged next to a snorkel full of Jolt Cola in her mudpit, and could we say that her breasts are bound with electrical tape??Is that ok?
10 years ago
It's enough to teach her a good lesson.
10 years ago
Well, you could try a tazer and take bets on how far the apple flies.
10 years ago
OR stick a firecracker in the apple and... see what happens.
10 years ago
How are you gonna stick a firecracker in the apple when the apple is already in her ass, behind the snorkel full of Jolt Cola?
10 years ago
Take both out, insert the firecracker into the apple, make sure it's got a nice long fuse, light it, then stick both objects back in in their original order. Then turn the camera on and wait..
10 years ago
Use your special tool.
10 years ago
You may have to refill the snorkel because once you pull it out of her ass it is going to lose the vacuum that you created when you poured the soda into the snorkel while it was lodged in her tarpit..You will have to remove the snorkel and apple, place a firecracker with a extra long fuse into the apple and lodge into the ass and then place the snorkel and fill with the Jolt Cola..Then you can bind her tits with green electrical tape and light the fuse of the firework..
10 years ago
ones sexist the other deals with laws of some sort huh?
10 years ago
they are both sexist, you dumb-ass.
10 years ago
yea dick bite. but wuts the point
10 years ago
I'd hit it
10 years ago
She must date a black guy. They are the only ones who hang those shit pictures on their walls.
10 years ago
And old Jews.
10 years ago
Well that would make sense. She's obviously either arab or jewish. And I think we can rule out the prior.
10 years ago
The print on the pants almost says she dates a black guy, but the undershirt screams that she doesn't.
10 years ago
so camo pants means black?


woah.. that just blew my mind.
10 years ago
Yeah, so she doesn't stick out in the jungle.

*Sorry, couldn't help myself. No hard feelings*
10 years ago
^ yeah right, Morph talls more black jokes than you do!
10 years ago
thats cause i am racist toward dumb fuck non educated shitty hip hop wanna be niggas
10 years ago
Nah, I've seen a bunch of ghetto bitches running around in saggy camo pants. This chicks wearing tight camo pants, which is why I said "the print says she dates a black guy." They're tight, though, instead of sagging.
10 years ago
Ok. Now post the photoshop that makes her sexually attractive.
10 years ago
a giant cock coming out of her eye?
10 years ago
or a giant cock cumming in her eye?
10 years ago
or both..., any other suggestions?
10 years ago
eating shit, preferably her own
10 years ago
Hey, she's got two eyes and two ears. I see many possibilities.
10 years ago
that shirt is lame...but its kinda true about ruling part
10 years ago
Go wash your hands, and make me a cheese sandwich.
10 years ago
you know whats funny my bf and I snap our fingers at each other and its like saying sit to a dog
10 years ago
Well, you're young yet.
Couple more years and one of you will laugh at the "snap".
10 years ago
Then you're bf will have no bj's for a week.
10 years ago
I can't stand people snapping their fingers at me, it makes me wanna break them off.
10 years ago
^ My mate hates it when I whistle at him...I now do it pretty often!
10 years ago
...As an American, that statement has a whole different meaning to me, Oranje.
10 years ago
As an American, most statements in English would have a different meaning.

Only kidding, smerf :)
10 years ago
pussy food?
10 years ago
yeah you have to feed it every once and awhile
10 years ago
Pussy = food.
10 years ago
My wife pussy feeds on my money and all of my crushed hopes and dreams.
10 years ago
sorry guys, 40 years ago, you could get away ordering a vag around, today the vagina rules all the way. sorry but true.
10 years ago
riiight....
10 years ago
Get the kettle on love, I'm spitting feathers here!
10 years ago
You seem to be going on about equal rights, not giving blowjobs & now its "today the vagina rules all the way".

...fucking feminists, what a bunch of moaning cunts.
10 years ago
Yeah, what the fuck are you doing wearing shoes bitch??And where are my pizza rolls goddammit!!
10 years ago
you can only get away with that here, try that in person, i bet she'll knock your teeth out!
10 years ago
Piping hot Tostino's Pizza Rolls dammit!!! Now!
10 years ago
yeah a skinny little 12 year old bitch is going to knock my teeth out lol. Fuck off you feminist cunt
10 years ago
Sexism is funny in joking scenarios. But if the girl has a fairly good sense of humor you can try to go all out. Like if there is ever a muchocon, there should be a section for all the ladies that is just a kitchen.
10 years ago
twelve year old bitches is all you hang around with, come to south texas bitch i'll seriously take you for a ride and show you the cunt i really can be cock sucker.
10 years ago
^PMS?
10 years ago
I don't know about that. All I know is that she STILL HASN'T GOT THE KETTLE ON!
10 years ago
jeez, can't a girl have raging mood lapses, without it being blamed on PMS? so typical.
10 years ago
PUT THAT BLOODY KETTLE ON! Tea, strong, milk, no sugar please.
10 years ago
damn it cheecky, you want a god damn cup of tea, get off your hairy ass, and make it yourself, i'm liable to hit you over the head with the kettle.
10 years ago
How did you know about my arse?

*Checks the windows*
10 years ago
That chick would be so fucking hot with a penis.
10 years ago
no idea what that means but comin from you i'm laughing anyway
10 years ago
Shutup dik. If I wanted to hear an asshole talk, then I'd fart.
10 years ago
Which means you'd actually be speaking from your mouth...
10 years ago
wanna slide down my rainbow of magic?
9 years ago
i have the penis - i break the rules.
10 years ago
Shutup antis...somethin'. If I wanted to hear an asshole talk, then I'd fart.
10 years ago
Which means you'd actually be speaking from your mouth...
10 years ago
If she was doing that daft Daft Punk dance, you'd all fancy her.
10 years ago
Shutup para. If I wanted to hear an asshole talk, then I'd fart
10 years ago
Which means you'd actually be speaking from your mouth...
10 years ago
i'd hit it, shirt #1 or shirt #2. fap, fap, fap
10 years ago
fuck the pussy fuck the rules.
9 years ago
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