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eating ass in prison

its like a pussy but its an ass?

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by borracho5000

submitted August 17th 2007

29 comments
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comments (29)
No. That is all.
10 years ago
amen
10 years ago
wooooo ?
10 years ago
Prison scares me.
10 years ago
I never would have believed it, but the entire "Scared Straight" series could have been outdone by a single, 50-second clip.
10 years ago
I've been told that in the penitentiary, "they fuck you till you start to like it." Unless, of course, you're in a gang and a total hardcore psycho.
10 years ago
i would rather spend three monthes in the hole for gettin my ass kicked then suck a guys ass
10 years ago
i spent 3yrs.in prison.i tossed salad several hundred times.most of the times i used my own spit.
5 years ago
^ another fake account. i wonder which mucho member this is.
5 years ago
dug.
5 years ago
* possum wants to cuddle with joakesey *
5 years ago
at least the phony accounts could wait until the present is gone from their name....
5 years ago
no shit
5 years ago
^fucking whore
5 years ago
"he" claims "he" isn't a phony account....
5 years ago
dude, we are all fake accounts
5 years ago
wish there was a way to find out who is real and who is fake. hmmmmmmm........
5 years ago
wait...you mean you aren't really a possum?
5 years ago
Well I really am a muppet
5 years ago
Zing!
5 years ago
um...
5 years ago
zing?
5 years ago
I zinged myself :(
5 years ago
do i need to upload I Touch Mice Elf now?
5 years ago
This and American Me scared me on the horrors of prison.
5 years ago
wait - you call yourself a mexican and youve never done time?

i call bullshit
5 years ago
No?
But I got a fix it ticket
5 years ago
* possum mehs @ ogami *
5 years ago
Starr, you can toss my salad. You too other women here.
10 years ago
Didn`t you listen to him? Salad tossing is only for "newcomers"... ;-)
10 years ago
yeah I'm not a newbie get one of them to do it
10 years ago
Where's that girl who's name starts with a d. It's like deliha.
10 years ago
Go get BLOCKCOCK, he eats so much ass his tongue is like an anaconda.
10 years ago
Delilah is around here somewhere, and she's drunk. Maybe you could get a salad tossing?
10 years ago
i do have some standards hank, and it don't include jail birds. but maybe you might be interested???
10 years ago
...in a salad tossing from you? Definitely!
10 years ago
I'm not in jail. What about me. Hank has a girl friend you know.
10 years ago
delilah have standards hahahaha thats fucking hilarious
10 years ago
i'm not the jealous type..
10 years ago
If you eat me...we're straight that's it.
10 years ago
starr...avatar!!!! you fucking need one..


love
b5k
10 years ago
Preferably tits out.
10 years ago
What a stoopid jungle bunny , there is a big difference between ass and pussy, the ass has shit in it ffs
10 years ago
^talks from many hours of experience
10 years ago
^on dik
10 years ago
^yep
10 years ago
Midget, I'm going to have to cite you with improper use of a reply button.
10 years ago
I don't want an avatar!!!
10 years ago
Why not?
10 years ago
come on..you need one. you are on here all the time its part of the deal.
10 years ago
if you find one ill format it for you
10 years ago
She can do it herself, shes just being a lazy bastard.
10 years ago
agreed, you need an avatar. NOW, GODDAMNIT!!
10 years ago
I will cum automatically.... after he sucks my ass for 10 minutes or longer. Something in that just isnt right.
10 years ago
That's because you forgot the jelly part.
10 years ago
I perfer the serup
10 years ago
I guess the jelly is like the dressing.
10 years ago
Whammy
10 years ago
I saw another prison documentary when I was a kid, and the guy on there was saying that he would make people toss his salad as like a punishment or payment. He would do this instead of just fucking him in the ass because he said "When a guy is fucking you up the ass you can let your mind wander and pretend you are someplace else, but when you are eating another guys ass thats all you can think about." Now that I think about it, watching that shit as a kid is probably what causes me to check MS everyday.
10 years ago
I've heard of that vid, but never seen it.
10 years ago
I think it is the same video, just a little later. I believe he was asked why not just have them suck your dick, to which he answers "When you are sucking a dick you can pretend it is something else, but when you're eating ass, you're eating ass."
At least, that is the way Chris Rock tells it.
10 years ago
It's a different vid. I saw the other one Walker's talking about. Pretty hard core. It was a multi part investigation into different countries' prison systems. Mostly focused on America, though.
10 years ago
That's where I heard it. Chris Rock. He rocks!
10 years ago
I saw that show, the man was at the top of MS13 or some shit...?
10 years ago
uh-oh, now we're gonna have it! bitch-o will probably claim he's also a member of MS13, the tranny..
10 years ago
probably not, oranje..
MS13 is mojority latino.
he's just a homo in jail.
10 years ago
^ Re-read the thread you soppy git, it clearly states we are talking about "another video" where a similar thing is said.
10 years ago
whatever makes you feels less gay man, even if it's it's tossin' another guy's salad.
10 years ago
It's like a pussy only stinks of shit.
10 years ago
so true, and how doesnt it make this shirt lifting cracker a faggot to have another man eat his ass ?
10 years ago
What if you refused to toss his salad?
10 years ago
Then you get the boot again... followed by another gang rape.
10 years ago
Those performing these acts have already been broken in through a process of gang rape and terrorization.
10 years ago
what are your standards hank???
10 years ago
My standards...concerning what? Prison rape? Don't have any.
10 years ago
OK, who says they would rather die than toss salad in prison? Let's see a show of hands.

Assuming it's your first week in, and your cell mate demands his salad tossed.

Who wants to post some tough things saying something like, "I'd kill that motherfucker, or die trying before I'd ever toss his salad."?
10 years ago
I'd kill that motherfucking motherfucker, or die trying before I'd ever toss his motherfucking salad.
10 years ago
being that i'm pretty girl, i could probably get away with alot in jail
10 years ago
forced gang rape or voluntary salad toss?? shit, that's a tough choice. it's hard to say you went out with dignity by choosing the fighting when you have 6 niggers cum dripping out your ass. hell i won't go to prison anyway because i'm rich and i'm white.
10 years ago
Well, the thing is...we all want to think we'd be tough, but...

Maybe after you got all your teeth knocked out, you'd calm down, or maybe not.

Maybe I should make a new question, Who'd join a white supremacist gang to be safe?
10 years ago
I'd kill that motherfucking motherfuck....oh hang, different question. Wouldn't you be in the same position but with white gang rapists instead of black?
10 years ago
Id run with their programme, but id make sure i got aids ridden and infected everyone of the cunts
10 years ago
good questions hank. personally i'd be so fuckinterrified i'd probably do what they said
10 years ago
Unless you're a hardcase psycho with some stature already, I think you wind up punking for the aryans anyway. They like clean white meat.
10 years ago
Speaking of prison rape... my fiance told me today over skype that she's leaving me for another man. Now I'm getting very, very drunk. Hooray for love!
10 years ago
If you're serious, I'm actually sorry to hear that.
10 years ago
No shit, man. I'm living every second of it. They're both across the Pacific too, so I can't do shit about it.
10 years ago
I feel for you,man. I suppose it's one of the perils of working overseas. At least she's told you and not carried on behind your back.
10 years ago
She and I were working together here. She just left here two weeks ago (I've got six weeks to go) and I guess she and him hooked up on one of her stopovers on her way home. He's her high school sweetheart.

It's a real fucking romantic story.
10 years ago
:(
10 years ago
Wooh, I'll have a drink in your honor.
10 years ago
balls... it sounds like you need a really good salad tossing. And I think dik is pliable enough to do it.
10 years ago
Been there Balls. Mine left me for another man and we had 11 years in, 7 married and a son. It Sucks
10 years ago
Beat me, toolman. I got 8 years in with this one.
Don't suppose it amounts to much now.
10 years ago
balls..thats shitty my friend. i know what its like man. believe me.
10 years ago
and gstar yeah under the circumstances i'll toss his salad...
10 years ago
That's it, we need a mucho drinking party.
10 years ago
Well, think of it this way. What's happenning to you is better than being in jail tossing someone's salad.
10 years ago
I'm down for the drinking party... sorry balls... I think if you go to prison, your gonna end up gettin raped by someone unless you do some thing crazy and kill a guy your first day in, then your never getting out though catch 22
10 years ago
We really do need a MS party, you guys know that would be a party to remember...

Sorry Balls, sad to hear that!
10 years ago
I'd join a white supremacist gang just to hear the nigger jokes.
10 years ago
Bad news there Balls, sorry to hear that.

Wanko, would that be before or after they rape you?

10 years ago
Not a thing Balls, even if you try, like I did, it will never be the same. And it doesn't work out. At least for me it didn't.
10 years ago
that sucks, balls, a lot. was she your 'true love' ?
10 years ago
that sucks balls Balls. i dedicate my hangover to you.
10 years ago
this is way old i remmebr seeing this like oh.. back when i was in highschool so its atleast close to 10 years old.. good times.. its lik ethe first time anyone had heard of the term "tossed salad"
10 years ago
Don't matter how long whould be in prison for i still can't imagine ass for pussy....
10 years ago
Whatever you say nigger! I'll stick to pussy.
10 years ago
Where are you gonna find pussy in jail?
10 years ago
Just pinch the ass cheeks together.
10 years ago
I remember seeing that, then I went to jail and that shit don't happen unless you want it too. Don't get me wrong, rape does go on in jail but you aren't givin a choice. And no, I know what you pervs are thinking but I was only in for 30 days and I escaped with my virginity, both ass and tongue!!!
10 years ago
That's the trouble with folks these days - no sense of adventure : )
10 years ago
you aint done time till you been fucked in the ass. go back and do it again.
10 years ago
Ive lurked on mucho for over a year without ever making an account but I have to comment for this one.

Hes right, it does make you ejaculate automatically after about 10 minutes
10 years ago
So how long you been lurking in jail before that then?
10 years ago
lurking is cool
10 years ago
its true everyone always sais they've been hangin around for ages before they comment....even i uttered the words.
10 years ago
You nasty lurker,you!
10 years ago
they are just saying that to build up some cred so they dont get called out as a newb. I only the other hand lurked for years....true story
10 years ago
I wasn't sure that I wanted to actually be a part of ms so I lurked a while before commenting.
10 years ago
Actually, I've never said that, Dik.
10 years ago
I did lurk for about a year or so before I registered and posted. Not that anyone would give a fuck, but yeah.
10 years ago
either way it doesn't really matter one way or another. if you have something to say or are funny. it dont matter in the least, at least to me how long you've been here. But it is noce having kind of a regular bunch. It's funny here. I laugh every day. It has it's smart moments too.. A cool mixture of weird shit and freaks...I love it
10 years ago
It really is a sort of camaraderie feeling.
10 years ago
awww. hey Wolfie, would you toss your comrade's salad?
10 years ago
i did lurk before joining, but i've never mentioned it. until now.
10 years ago
yeah, you can (almost) always count on the 'regulars'. but i wonder if yak and deja have any idea who's who, and if they're worth anything..
10 years ago
They only care about Wario (Deja dreams about TiredGuy too) the rest of us are all in 2nd place.
10 years ago
we know who the 'regulars' are, can't say if we care one way or the other though... oranje, uhm, wtf?
10 years ago
^don't deny it.
10 years ago
we all know. even bitcho knows.. and that's saying a lot!
10 years ago
Come on Deja, we all knows you gots a sweet spot for the man.

"can't say if we care one way or the other though" < nice to know isnt it.
10 years ago
yeah, i <3 you too, deja
10 years ago
check out MM's 1st ever comment (as FBN)

mm hmmm
6 years ago
lol
6 years ago
If we only knew before.
6 years ago
No surprise there.
6 years ago
i didnt wanna believe it
6 years ago
It is like walking in on your parents fucking you dont know what is going on.
6 years ago
ewww
5 years ago
Can the prison mess hall provide dressing?
10 years ago
shit dont act like you need anything other than a time and a place to eat ass.
10 years ago
The dressing cums later. (pun intended)
10 years ago
You'd know.
10 years ago
Don't be jealous.
10 years ago
^ talks in the mirror.
10 years ago
Just asking?
10 years ago
he must be using bleach to keep it that clean
10 years ago
You could learn to live with it. The male G-spot is up your arse so it cant be all that bad...obviously you would go back to women after leaving prison.

Im not gay!
10 years ago
Spoken like a true Yorkshire man.
10 years ago
Eeh bah gum! Where's me whippet?

Tee hee!
10 years ago
haha, you bastard fairies!
10 years ago
Walked 50 miles to work, slaved for 36 hours a day, and when I got home our dad would murder us and dance on our graves singing hallelujah.
10 years ago
That's nothin', when I were a lad...

Can't be bothered, I'm not getting into all that again.
10 years ago
Do it, its funny every time, never gets old...
10 years ago
Now stop that, it's silly.
10 years ago
Well I sure won't be going to prison after watching this.
10 years ago
Well I guess this is Last!!!
10 years ago
but it wont be the last cock you suck
10 years ago
Oh shit. I remember this whole routine in Chris Rock's stand up routine. He said he was watching an HBO special the other day, and started talking about the toss salad man. I thought he was just making that shit up. Damn.
10 years ago
"I would reach my climate" wtf is a climate?? I thought a climate had to do with the weather, not the results of have a man's mouth on your asshole.
10 years ago
You know they've made it so the fucking criminals can get an education while in prison. I really wish they'd get one, especially those that appear on HBO prison specials.
10 years ago
How the fuck did I get trapped in 1997?
9 years ago
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