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Pussy and Ass Wax

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Just a girl getting her ass and vag waxed..

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by yak

submitted August 16th 2007

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That's what I want to do for a living.
10 years ago
Prove it.
10 years ago
Yeah, because all your customers are going to be hot.
10 years ago
It's like every guy wants to be a gigilo. Not every "Jane" is gonna be hot.
10 years ago
You'd be lucky to even find a "jane" since all gigalo customers are gay men...
10 years ago
Did you find that out the hard way? (Pun slightly intended.)
10 years ago
nah man, itll be a chicks only waxing place.
10 years ago
wax on..wax off
10 years ago
wack on... wack off.
10 years ago
Mostly whack off.
10 years ago
How the hell do you whack on? I'm curious.
10 years ago
You obviously don't know the way of the Mucho.
10 years ago
primo
10 years ago
Dont forget all you peeps that wanna do this that occasionally you get the guys in lookin to wax there taint.
10 years ago
That hair would be burnt off with a welding torch!
10 years ago
Not to mention old ass or ugly ass women.
10 years ago
i get calls at my salon all the time from guys asking if we do ball or taint waxing. id say deepcow has the best idea.
10 years ago
That's no way to do business.
10 years ago
it would hurt less.
10 years ago
Oh yeah, pull that strip girl, YEAH mmmmm wax up right baby.
10 years ago
you have no idea how much this hurts.
10 years ago
You're a woman? Hey, what's goin on. You uh.... got a ... measurments or something. Why don't you post a pic.
10 years ago
yes. let's just say i'm thin enough, to lay there half naked in front of some lady messing around with my papaya.
10 years ago
wait.. that came out wrong.
10 years ago
No, that came out all right.
10 years ago
Mmmm, papaya....
10 years ago
I have good memories of papaya. Mainly because it was one of the few things I could eat when I had my wisdom teeth pulled in Mexico.
10 years ago
i love to lick deh papaya
10 years ago
I didn't know papayas had hair. I know corn has hair cause I just shucked some the other night.
10 years ago
....you have a papaya?
10 years ago
Overly ripe papayas are disgusting, you got to eat them when they're young
10 years ago
When I eat a papaya, I cut it up with a knife first.
10 years ago
must get pretty messy with all those juices dripping down your chin.
10 years ago
so toolman u mean to tell me u sucked on some corn the other night and it had hair? well doesnt corn resemble a fucking cock u fagget and i know you didnt mean corn you ment some fuckin buff crackdealers cock didnt you u fag boy, you on my list now just for that.
10 years ago
and don't say shucked doesn't mean suck to you bitch.
10 years ago
Vanity.
10 years ago
I'd be too tempted to stick a finger in that big pussy hole
10 years ago
i love it when girls undergo this kind of punishment...i am a true fan of a bald vag.
10 years ago
i also love the little moans....ugh......ugh..
10 years ago
also she handles that vag like its hamburger....id be much nicer to the pink taco...
10 years ago
i like bald too.. but some hair if trimmed properly wont put me off. also bonus points if its shaved in some sort of funny way like a smiley face or lightning bolt or something cool.
10 years ago
I know a girl who is bald and has a tatoo of a stick man with a lawn mower just like the picture from the other day.
10 years ago
I've done the lightning bolt, it's harder than you think.
10 years ago
It IS a lot harder than you would think... I have done a star only because it matched my tattoo
10 years ago
Im guessing girlslaughing would be a great shag, pure filth.
10 years ago
..you too sugar tits ;p
10 years ago
lol, you said shag.
10 years ago
Im not sure where shag comes in the list of sexual expletives.
10 years ago
just beneath 'copulate'.
10 years ago
But above "sexual congress".
10 years ago
Baboons as a collective are called a congress, I love that!

*President Bush to appear infront of Congress*
10 years ago
i always liked "bumping uglys"
10 years ago
Oranje, if thats true its pretty damned funny. A "Congress" of baboons. I didnt laugh out loud but I did have a good quiet chuckle.
10 years ago
'ts true, i know my...animal collectives?
10 years ago
well, what is a pack of velociraptors called then, hmm!?..
10 years ago
see, they have this new shit called "lasers" see...and it permanently removes the hairs...see.
10 years ago
where's the fun in that?
10 years ago
imagine all the moans from each hair being burned out?
10 years ago
I didn't know that hairs moaned.
10 years ago
Ah yes, The "nice girl". to be honest I prefer a neatly groomed patch or strip. but by all means maintain control.
10 years ago
It doesn't hurt that badly...once you've done it for a long time then its ok. But moving closer on the strip to wax it hurts like a mofo!!
10 years ago
What about anal bleaching?
That doesn't look too comfortable.
10 years ago
I've never done anal bleaching...I dunno why you would its brown cause poop comes out of it and its private. People shouldn't be able to see the color of your anus
10 years ago
And actually I like waxing it turns on my boyfriend to see the landing strip
10 years ago
again... ruining my fap fantasies...




for the record when star says "boyfriend " lets all imagine a really hot girl with a strap on.
10 years ago
when she says "boyfriend" i read "brother", thats hot.
10 years ago
when she said "boyfriend" i read "vic", now that's hot!
10 years ago
when she said "boyfriend" i read "Adult/Aeroplane/Air/Aircraft Carrier/Airforce/Airport/Album/Alphabet/Apple/Arm/Army/Baby/Backpack/Balloon/Banana/Bank/Barbecue/Bathroom/Bathtub/Bed/Bee/Bible/Bird/Bomb/Book/Boss/Bottle/Bowl/Box/Boy/Brain/Bridge/Butterfly/Button/Cappuccino/Car/Car-race/Carpet/Carrot/Cave/Chair/Chess Board/Chief/Child/Chisel/Chocolates/Church/Circle/Circus/Clock/Clown/Coffee/Coffee-shop/Comet/Compact Disc/Compass/Computer/Crystal/Cup/Cycle/Data Base/Desk/Diamond/Dress/Drill/Drink/Drum/Dung/Ears/Earth/Egg/Electricity/Elephant/Eraser/Explosive/Eyes/Family/Fan/Feather/Festival/Film/Finger/Fire/Floodlight/Flower/Foot/Fork/Freeway/Fruit/Fungus/Game/Garden/Gas/Gate/Gemstone/Girl/Gloves/God/Grapes/Guitar/Hammer/Hat/Hieroglyph/Highway/Horoscope/Horse/Hose/Ice/Ice-cream/Insect/Jet fighter/Junk/Kaleidoscope/Kitchen/Knife/Leather jacket/Leg/Library/Liquid/Magnet/Man/Map/Maze/Meat/Meteor/Microscope/Milk/Milkshake/Mist/Money/Monster/Mosquito/Mouth/Nail/Navy/Necklace/Needle/Onion/PaintBrush/Pants/Parachute/Passport/Pebble/Pendulum/Pepper/Perfume/Pillow/Plane/Planet/Pocket/Post-office/Potato/Printer/Prison/Pyramid/Radar/Rainbow/Record/Restaurant/Rifle/Ring/Robot/Rock/Rocket/Roof/Room/Rope/Saddle/Salt/Sandpaper/Sandwich/Satellite/School/Sex/Ship/Shoes/Shop/Shower/Signature/Skeleton/Slave/Snail/Software/Solid/Space Shuttle/Spectrum/Sphere/Spice/Spiral/Spoon/Sports-car/Spot Light/Square/Staircase/Star/Stomach/Sun/Sunglasses/Surveyor/Swimming Pool/Sword/Table/Tapestry/Teeth/Telescope/Television/Tennis racquet/Thermometer/Tiger/Toilet/Tongue/Torch/Torpedo/Train/Treadmill/Triangle/Tunnel/Typewriter/Umbrella/Vacuum/Vampire/Videotape/Vulture/Water/Weapon/Web/Wheelchair/Window/Woman
Worm/X-ray", now that's hot!
10 years ago
^ spammer! SPAMMER!
10 years ago
What spam? It's bad enough people have appropriated existing words in the English language to explain internet phenomenon. Now we have these words losing even their original internet meaning too or at least it being diluted into many meanings.
10 years ago
where did you get this list from, cotb?
10 years ago
"the full brazilian" that's what they call this
10 years ago
Just put those words in a search engine. But first you'll have to remove the forward slashes. mwahaha.
10 years ago
nothing could be easier.
10 years ago
i'm still considering if i should go through the trouble for that..
10 years ago
haha its a random word list, literally!

You didnt put all the forward slashes in, did you chairman?
10 years ago
There you have it. 229 replacements. it was really hard. It took Word about .04 seconds to do it.

Adult Aeroplane Air Aircraft Carrier Airforce Airport Album Alphabet Apple Arm Army Baby Backpack Balloon Banana Bank Barbecue Ba throom Bathtub Bed Bee Bible Bird Bomb Book Boss B ottle Bowl Box Boy Brain Bridge Butterfly Button C appuccino Car Car-race Carpet Carrot Cave Chair Ch ess Board Chief Child Chisel Chocolates Church Circle Circus Clock Clown Coffee Coffee-shop Comet Compac t Disc Compass Computer Crystal Cup Cycle Data Base Desk Diamond Dress Drill Drink Drum Dung Ears Earth Egg Electricity Elephant Eraser Explosive E yes Family Fan Feather Festival Film Finger Fire F loodlight Flower Foot Fork Freeway Fruit Fungus Ga me Garden Gas Gate Gemstone Girl Gloves God Grapes Guitar Hammer Hat Hieroglyph Highway Horoscope Ho rse Hose Ice Ice-cream Insect Jet fighter Junk Kaleidoscope Kitchen Knife Leather jacket Leg Library Liquid Magnet Man Map Maze Meat Meteor Microscope Milk Milkshake Mist Money Monst er Mosquito Mouth Nail Navy Necklace Needle Onion PaintBrush Pants Parachute Passport Pebble Pendulu m Pepper Perfume Pillow Plane Planet Pocket Post-o ffice Potato Printer Prison Pyramid Radar Rainbow Record Restaurant Rifle Ring Robot Rock Rocket Roo f Room Rope Saddle Salt Sandpaper Sandwich Satelli te School Sex Ship Shoes Shop Shower Signature Ske leton Slave Snail Software Solid Space Shuttle Spectrum Sphere Spice Spiral Spoon Sports- car Spot Light Square Staircase Star Stomach Sun Sunglasses Surveyor Swimming Pool Sword Table Tapestry Teeth Telescope Televisi on Tennis racquet Thermometer Tiger Toilet Tongue Torch Torp edo Train Treadmill Triangle Tunnel Typewriter Umb rella Vacuum Vampire Videotape Vulture Water Weapo n Web Wheelchair Window Woman
Worm X-ray
10 years ago
yeah, but now we still have to run it through google.
10 years ago
i did and found a page that says 21877 words. I was going to post it but then i realized that would be clown shoes.
10 years ago
They didn't numb it first? num num num!
10 years ago
Chicks have ass-hair? :(
10 years ago
it even looked like she grew hair inside her vagina.
10 years ago
Yak, we have two people who've never seen a real vagina, up close and personal. They're either 40-year old virgins or kiddies, either way they don't belong here.
10 years ago
what i would do to be that wax paper...
10 years ago
eww. dude, wrong. just wrong.

think of what they come in looking like!
10 years ago
I can't tell you what vag hair removal feels like since I don't have a vag but having a single anul hair pulled can bring a tear to your eyes. I should know, I have enough hair on my ass to weave a god damm Navajo blanket!
10 years ago
Sounds lovely! Pics please!
10 years ago
i'd seriously consider waxing my taint and buttcrack. it's getting to the point where it's not funny anymore..
10 years ago
i agree, i've been thinking about it the for a few months. I was at a party not too long ago, and lost my pants, at this point this chick pointed out that my ass has more hair than my head... its longer too. :'(
10 years ago
yeah.. but think of the pain, man! how could i stand through such horror?
10 years ago
I'm just glad to see she's wearing gloves.
10 years ago
yeah, you know what they say about cooties..
10 years ago
Damn, the waxer handled her like she was at a machine factory...although the big gapping vagina hole tells me she's used to that. Nice ass though.
10 years ago
that turns me on!
10 years ago
just in case you didnt catch my comment up there. This is what's called the "full brazilian" my friend had to do this to a client the other day. Interesting!
10 years ago
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