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baby learns how to swim

the baby learns how to swim at...whatever its age is

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by broccoli

submitted August 16th 2007

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dog paddle little bitch
10 years ago
shut up you fukin gob shite
10 years ago
fuckin gob shite alright i know what shite is but this is how you say it shut your fucking hole you jewish nigger
10 years ago
mwahaha. its always fun to look at kids do their crazy shit.
haha jewish nigger... ur such a goofball kmsoldier, i like you
10 years ago
This is mostly bull shit. I used to teach infant swimming, and the all hated going on the back in the water. There might be one out of 30 that would ever do it.
10 years ago
I was a lot more impressed by the kid on "Nevermind" chasing the dollar.
10 years ago
Some figger it out, others are clueless. Watch yer baby! Teach them or let them die! Either way, take videos!
10 years ago
See this is why I will get 'industrial diapers' and attach weights to all outfits children wear. Whether the kids are mine or not
10 years ago
That is just awful. This is one line that shouldn't be crossed by anyone. If any of you perverts stopped jerking it to your computer screen and actually had kids (and cared about the kid) you would be disgusted by seeing this kind of crap.
10 years ago
Fuck you! I taught my kid to swim before he was 1yr. All infants know to hold their breath, the hard part is getting them to move properly.
In fact, I just came home from taking him swimming....Yup, 10 years old and he's still alive.
10 years ago
yea no shit how is this terrible in anyway my parents threw me into the deep end when i was young thats how you learn you dumbshit and when i have kids imma do the same thing except have someone in the pool when i toss my kid in
10 years ago
I did'nt need to teach my 2 kids its like they already new how to swim.
10 years ago
fuck you neotide or whatever. I have three practically grown kids and I've been trying to drown them since they were little babies and believe me you judgemental buttfuck they can swim!
10 years ago
shut up ky soldier
10 years ago
ya know, if we taught kids how to fly also, there'd be less deaths from airplane crashes.
10 years ago
Here is a novel idea. Besides teaching them to swim (which I agree with), how about watching your fucking kid(s).
10 years ago
...and yes, my two boys can both swim.
10 years ago
Here is a novel idea. Besides teaching them to swim. How about teaching your kids to watch themselves? And to say Fuck You to family and friends?
10 years ago
Oh yeah and fuck that dog for luring the kid out to the pool in the first place.
10 years ago
See!, even MS'er can teach children.
10 years ago
What exactly is the line being crossed here, NeoNatal? The kids are learning how to swim, and their parents are helping them do it. What the fuck is wrong with you? It was actually a beautiful thing to see, in my opinion.
10 years ago
yeah nothing more cruel then teaching your kids how to swim just incase they fall into water while not being watched.
might as well put some weight bands on their legs huh neo?
10 years ago
Both my kids been swimming since 6 months old, my daughter is 9 and is now comepting at competition level.
10 years ago
Nothing wrong with teaching your child to swim. Even better is to properly fence off your pool with a child-proof gate to further prevent any accidents.
10 years ago
Fuck kids. They gotta learn some time that actions have consequences.
10 years ago
so nova, have tought your son to wear properly makeup too? a such concerned responsible parent like yourself cant leave out important stuff like that. later on you can teach him to be a good bikemessenger, just like his dad
10 years ago
i learned how to swim fighting my way out of a burlap sack, in a fast flowing river with four head sized rocks in the sack with me
10 years ago
I threw my black kid in a pool and he almost drowned until I saved his ass. The worst part was when everyone jumped out of the pool and didn't help him because they thought he was a turd.
10 years ago
Welcome to Lord of the Flies,
NeoNitride. Or maybe we'll just call you "Piggy".
10 years ago
I think they taught this kid to do that. Any other baby would have probably struggled and eventually drown.
10 years ago
5 minutes later... lol^^
10 years ago
hahahahaha i know, it was shockingly halarious, but it still made me sad tho
10 years ago
that was actually really fucking cool!

at first i thought thats soo bad torturing your kids by forcing them to float or drown.. then i thought about it... and thats a brilliant prevention technique.. if they can swim even if accidently they fall in they can just float and cry till help comes or swim their way out.

that snuts especiallysince i still cant swim and im fucking 25... i been bested by a infant.

this is indeed something parents who own a pool or have babysitters should teach their babies.
10 years ago
i'd like to see some sort of baby-swim-float-swim olympic competition. i'd put all my money on a mexican baby.
10 years ago
They should of had one of these vids to show Eric Clapton how to teach his kid to fly/glide.
10 years ago
Ever seen a water birth? Newborn babies know how to swim. It's kinda cool even though I hate babies.
10 years ago
this is proof that babies are witches
10 years ago
the only real proof of witches is if you can find out if they're made of wood. And the only way to tell that for sure is to build a bridge out of one
10 years ago
sweet.. a baby bridge...
10 years ago
babies on board
10 years ago
Teaching them to swim is fine. Now we just need to teach to quit shitting in the pool.
10 years ago
Well, I fucked that one up.
10 years ago
Let's see them swim with a pool full of crocodiles.
10 years ago
Future NAVY SEAL..
10 years ago
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