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Christian Fiction

there is at least one librarian with a sense of humor

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by artimas

submitted August 15th 2007

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ahahahaha
10 years ago
heheheheheheheheh..
10 years ago
hoe hoe hoe hoe
10 years ago
Hosanna Hosanna Hosanna
10 years ago
he he he he hell for all of us!
10 years ago
hargh hargh hargh!!!
10 years ago
aaag-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag-ag!(popeye)
10 years ago
That "library" looks suspiciously like a book store.
10 years ago
Looks like another Borders.
10 years ago
yeah its a borders... you can almost smell the pretentious latte drinking homos in sweater vests
10 years ago
who the hell buys books anyways? It's like buying bottled water...
10 years ago
....and gas
10 years ago
I might be wacky, but I buy books. See, because then I can read them... kind of how it works.
10 years ago
Morph, if it pisses you off that much, I'm sure they have remedial reading programs in your area.
10 years ago
Right, it's Borders. Which means the clerks could barely read. No "humor" here, just idiocy.
10 years ago
I love books. I buy them faster than I read them.
10 years ago
I guess we both must be pretentious homos then, Hank.

And I don't suppose it occurred to dncarac that the photographer could have placed the Bible there.
10 years ago
If im honest, I cant understand why you buy so many books. I have never failed to find a book I want in either one of the two libraries I use...why pay for them when you can borrow them?
10 years ago
Because I like reading a bunch of books at once, and often take months to finish one. And I like collecting books too. I collect a lot of things.
10 years ago
i can't read more than one at once. usually i'm too lazy for the 1 book. but i do like it when i'm right into a book
10 years ago
Come see how many English books a small provincial Japanese library has.

I collect them, also.
10 years ago
In that case Balls, just for you...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Speed-Reading-Book-Mind-Set/dp/056348702X
10 years ago
how's things anyway Balls?
10 years ago
Dont worry, I have something for you too dik...

http://www.amazon.com/Reading-Mastery-Level-Storybook-Rainbow/dp/customer-reviews/0026863553
10 years ago
Uh... good as can be expected. My mood swings have mellowed out quite a bit, anyway. They're not banking wildly between "homicidal" and "can't get off the floor" any more.
10 years ago
I think I might have busted a knuckle a little on the fridge, however.
10 years ago
"Hey, who drank all the punch?"
10 years ago
Oh, and Oranje: I'm mildly dyslexic, so I'm a really slow reader. It just can't be helped, I have to read ever word. However, this makes my comprehension and retention really good, because it gives me time to really think about it.
10 years ago
you know 10 out of 6 people are dyslexic
10 years ago
Try havind dyslexia & ADD. Both comprehension and retention are a real fucking chore!
10 years ago
i find when i read i read so fast i'm not understanding everything and the i have to read it over
10 years ago
funny Balls.. I do understand man. It sucks...well.. balls
10 years ago
How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Wanna go bike ridin' ?
10 years ago
^ haha
10 years ago
I have this problem which makes it really hard to read most of the time. It's like there is this big screen in front of me and it's kinda mezmeizing. And before I know it, 3 hours have passed and I'm too tired to read so I go to bed.
10 years ago
^mesmerizing
10 years ago
<---mesmerized
10 years ago
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
10 years ago
We have something like that too, nice source of light & sound for the corner of a room...
10 years ago
A dog set on fire with lighter fluid?
10 years ago
You know, I'm not even sure what a sweater vest is.

And Balls, here's to getting piss drunk after being broken up with!
10 years ago
At least you aren't in a perpetual state of breakup.
10 years ago
just so you all know.. i have nothing against books.. i have a ton myself. my comment wasnt about the borders but the fact that the people who go there are mostlt posers who want to look like they are better than you and treat others like this.... while wearing sweater vests.



cause now a days its cool to be a nerd or a "dork" just check myspace and see how many girl and guys write "im such a dork" cause thats the trend now.. but hey i was a dork before it was cool :-p
10 years ago
*on MS
10 years ago
i don't read a lot of books, but i do like 'em when i've already started reading.. i used to read a lot more in the past, though.
the problem is that i can't really find the time for it, i spend too much time behind my pc and behind MS..
10 years ago
You can say that again.
10 years ago
wtf!? they were posted in the wrong order??
10 years ago
the "*on MS" reply was a correction..
10 years ago
Easy on the booze Vic. Know when to stop :P
10 years ago
Predict your error?
10 years ago
He's clearly a forgetful psychic.
10 years ago
wear a condom!
10 years ago
too late..
10 years ago
Amen.
10 years ago
errr, wait...
10 years ago
Mmmm, satirical
10 years ago
I've tried to read the bible a few times but man its boring as fuck
10 years ago
the bible is the best adventure book EVER! peopel dying shit blowing up god being a cry baby who needs everyones attention ALL the time throwing tantrums...


how can you not appreciate it on atleast an artistic level.
10 years ago
Well the way I see it; Christianity has been around for 2008 years, and is still turning a prophet.....It's time it went public, that way I could finally invest in a sure thing....
10 years ago
lol "prophet"
10 years ago
good one super.. "turning a prophet"
10 years ago
Read the old testament. The sequel wasn't as good.
10 years ago
Nice one super, I must have been reading faster than I was thinking because I missed that...subtle/im an idiot, whatever.
10 years ago
I missed it earlier, as well.
10 years ago
That makes me feel a little better actually.
10 years ago
i noticed it right away. i guess i am really smart after all.. i told that bitch
10 years ago
^i'm with smartass, i saw it too, ahaa!
10 years ago
You people are letting me down....
Keep up, the jokes come fast and relentlessly.....you know me
10 years ago
Yeah, that's why noone noticed your joke. We weren't expecting it.
10 years ago
i dont even get the joke :-(
what does "turning a prophet" mean? me stupid.
10 years ago
HA I dont know why because normally id tell you but id rather keep you in the dark.
10 years ago
Wow Boom, you're fucking mean.
10 years ago
Indeed.
10 years ago
Indeed what? which of the reply buttons did you fail to use?
10 years ago
Where is your MOMMA? Olive Oil.. you Get it.
10 years ago
no.
10 years ago
Delilah can I eat your pussy?
10 years ago
you find that line works do you bicho?
10 years ago
Dik I love eating pussy.I enjoy the panties first and the way the female moves her body as she takes of her panties and I think Delilah is a good candidate for that..
10 years ago
Bicho, the thrashing and kicking while you remove their panties just means that the sedative is wearing off.
10 years ago
nice try at proving your masculinity there bitch-o. do you know what a vagina looks like, because with those lines you spew, i doubt it.
10 years ago
Come on delilah stop giving me the cold shoulder K..Just take them off and ask questions later..K..
10 years ago
Delilah Show me that BIG,FAT,GROTESQUE,HAIRy OLD FASHIONED PUSSY..ok I can't wait to see it up in the image column..BIG,FAT AND WICKED..and wet too..wow delilah I am starting to like you k..
10 years ago
hahaha at Smerf..It is pretty sexy isn't smerf..That means that I'll need to put more doses inside her drink. Ruffie and spanish flys is the way to pull down the panties..oooh yeah!
10 years ago
you make her drink stuff while she's passed out?
10 years ago
Yes victorious and once I pull up her skirt. POOF DELICACY..
10 years ago
Yes you are a poof
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
Wait....Christianity isn't real??
10 years ago
nope, sorry. its totally fake just like wrestling or.....PMS. Bitches just need an excuse to get cranky. Thats why I keep numchucks around, fuckin sets em straight.
10 years ago
ok, mr krinkle no worries, dreaming is free.
10 years ago
& that is exactly why I sleep for 12 hours a day
10 years ago
you must dream alot them too, oranje.
10 years ago
mr krinkle only makes me think about potato chips
10 years ago
Christianity is quite real, Starr.
10 years ago
Starr isnt very bright. It could be that im just not getting her jokes but im pretty sure shes just simple.

...no offence.
10 years ago
i think your just not getting her oranje... no offense uhherrrrr....
10 years ago
thank you snap....you get me, right??
10 years ago
We don't. Male users, attack!
10 years ago
I get you Starr. Maybe I'm just a sensitive guy....
10 years ago
^you can join the ladies now, super ;)
10 years ago
my masculinity-ring just started glowing, what happened!!?
10 years ago
males unite!
10 years ago
nova quit hitting on starr, you're old enough to be her stalker.
10 years ago
Cockateers, lets get Captain Cock!
Power of Dick!
*dick beam from ring*
10 years ago
You're right Coupland, but, she's half my age + 7 years.....
10 years ago
PMS is real but its not related to menstruation (men have it more often) but men dont bitch so much about it.
10 years ago
pms stands for "pre menstrual syndrome" how does that not relate to menstruation exactly?
10 years ago
^ Ignore him, he didnt even get supers "turning a prophet" joke.
10 years ago
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