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Fork Through Nose

Yeah... Just as I said, fork through nose

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by artimas

submitted August 15th 2007

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Fork Through Nose
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Momma's got your nose! Yes she does!
10 years ago
And dad is saying something along the lines of "Hold him real still! Ripley's Believe It or Not will give me 10 bucks for this!"
10 years ago
claude youre just so damn sexy ;)
10 years ago
also Ta-Daaaa!
10 years ago
ha ha haa! right in the face
10 years ago
...uh...thanks Morph?
10 years ago
..is morph hitting on you?
10 years ago
I hope so. I hate a tease.
10 years ago
dude... go for it!
10 years ago
fork me im done! (going to get soo burned for the bad joke!)
10 years ago
you're stupid
10 years ago
what the fuck is wrong with you
10 years ago
we're gonna fork you up!
10 years ago
Yorken Borgen Fork in your Nosen
10 years ago
Remember, spooning leads to forking.
10 years ago
sorry smerf, been done.
10 years ago
At first I thought the title said fuck through the nose.
10 years ago
Kinda wish it was that instead. Would've been more interesting.
10 years ago
Now how many times have I told you not to bother Daddy while he 's eating his lean cuisine. You know how he gets when its chicken marsala night.
10 years ago
*sigh*...white people....
10 years ago
Meanwhile African tribes do it purposely.
10 years ago
Fuck Africa, I'm not from Africa...lol
10 years ago
His nose is forked.
10 years ago
At least now he nose not to fork with cutlery.
10 years ago
I got more, should I go on?
10 years ago
No.
10 years ago
You sure?
10 years ago
Ohh, wait.....That'll teach him to fork around at the dinner table....
10 years ago
spooning leads to forking... that's all i got... sorry.
10 years ago
wanna spoon?
10 years ago
When extreme nose picking goes wrong.
10 years ago
At least the kid likes baseball....
10 years ago
darwin is trying to tell these folks something
10 years ago
People that run with spoons are more successful reproductively.
10 years ago
They still don't get as much pussy as the marble stuffers.
10 years ago
Crayon eaters and marker sniffers tend to do fairly well too.
10 years ago
Ah, he's wearing a Twins shirt. I wonder if this is from my great home state of Minnesota?
10 years ago
That's a Duluth haircut he's sporting.
10 years ago
Could be.
10 years ago
Duluth: Where even the best will probably fork it up!
10 years ago
lol a lot of minnesotans here. Damn we are a fucked up bunch, which area are you from Hank?
10 years ago
Damn,... mayBee , I have made 2 many chidren ???
10 years ago
Children*
10 years ago
What the fuck I am trying 2 say...I am loaded,,,like I know !
10 years ago
I'm from Duluth, central hillside.
10 years ago
hes done,put a fork in him
10 years ago
ROTFLMAO
10 years ago
"It wasn't even scissors this time."
10 years ago
Fork off !
10 years ago
wtf.
10 years ago
It's a fork. Up the nose. You stupid fuck.
10 years ago
that kid fuckin failed his dinner ettiquete class...
10 years ago
Oh wow....I want to know the back story for this
10 years ago
it was like "let's eat him!!! and show the pic to mucho"
10 years ago
Poor kid. He's got a fork through the nose and his mom is as ugly as a bag full of assholes.
10 years ago
So you fantasize about your hot mom alot do ya?
10 years ago
I would have tried to take it out of the little bastard. Having that in his face is probly freaking him out more. Maybe she tried...
10 years ago
Exactly, why doesn't she just pul it out? Unless it's a barbed fork.
10 years ago
I imagine pulling it out would really hurt. She might have tried and he had problems. And with any impalement, you're never supposed to pull the impaling object out. (At least not until you get off.)
10 years ago
Shit, fuck that. I imagine it would feel great to have that thing out of your face.

People are losing the ability to do anything for themselves.
10 years ago
...& you guys wouldnt take a picture before taking it out?
10 years ago
Having it out would be good, but pulling it out would be painful as fuck. It would yoink down on all that sensitive, injured tissue. And are you suggesting that this family should not have gone to a doctor?
10 years ago
I mean, shit, look at the fork's placement: it could easily be lodged in some cartilage.
10 years ago
THINK! ....gaddammit, you 3 better take us into consideration next time you hurt yourselves!
10 years ago
it could make it worse i suppose. but I'm pretty sure i could manipulate that fork out of the rotten child's face. I've seen other pics of this and it looks like it just went through soft tissue..there were no stitches. Or just keep it in. It'd be a cool way to drag him around when he's dawdlin
10 years ago
Oh, I'm not saying I couldn't get it out. I'm just saying it would hurt the kid to do it, and when it's your yard ape you're doing it to I can imagine it being tough to do.
10 years ago
for sure balls..i was just sayin . the kid mighta been better off if the parent had been able to get that fork out of his face. absolutely a doc was needed.
10 years ago
yard ape hahahaha
10 years ago
myself personally? if i'm consious? I would have to get that fork out of my nose right then. unless it was way too painful..It'd freak me out
10 years ago
there's other pictures of this somewhere else but deja poo said a few weeks ago that the whole rest of the internet is down so you won't be able to see it
10 years ago
I don't think a doc was needed at all. Just pull it out. Maybe put your thumb on the tip of the nose to hold it steady, and then a quick yank. The tines are tapered and smooth. They are not going to catch on anything. And I think pulling it out would probably result in instant relief. A few puncture wounds, a couple band-aids. Get on with life.
10 years ago
i'd go a little slow at first ...move it around a little make sure its not attached to anything. .i wouldn't just yank. hank you crazy whore! what if it pulls the little guy's nose off?
10 years ago
Oh, if this happened to me, that shit would be out almost as fast as it happened.

And Hank, while I can appreciate your hardcore approach to parenting I'm not sure I'd choose the same approach. But whatever, it's not like children are people anyway.
10 years ago
i wonder if the story is as stupid as "running with fork"
10 years ago
I expect so.
10 years ago
Sorry, but it seems more like common sense to me than hardcore.

Doesn't need stiches. No broken bones. C'mere I'll get that thing for you. [applies bandaid, or two] There all better. You wanna go get some ice cream?
10 years ago
To pull or not to pull...splitting you easier than the arse/pussy debacle.
10 years ago
Everyone knows your not supposed to remove anything that's impaled. I guess this means i'll have to watch my son a little better when I let him run with forks *sigh*
10 years ago
Don't tax yourself OhSnap. Live and let live....
10 years ago
jesus, hank, a 'quick yank'!? that's the last thing i'd do.. sure it's tapered and not barbed and all, but pulling it out at the wrong angle can hurt like a bitch too.
10 years ago
Jesus, just pull it out. What's all the fuss here?

And Jesus again, what's with this 'everyone knows' bullshit? Can't anyone think for themselves? That "rule" is meant for stab wounds etc...where you mind be puncturing some major blood vessels/internal organs. It's just the tip of the nose (just flesh). Pull it out for fuck sakes. Use some god damn common sense!
10 years ago
sure, i might pull it out, but gently..
10 years ago
but it might bleed a bit, there are probably some small veins in the nose, and it's not nice to have you nose cavity filling with blood..
10 years ago
i don't know, i'd probably be a sheep, and call 9-1-1
10 years ago
It's one of those newfangled kids that don't bleed.
10 years ago
I gots me one of them...smack the little shit around like he was my wife!
10 years ago
Warm the other end up and take bets on how long before he starts twitching.
10 years ago
Little shit looks like he deserved it. I hate spoiled brats.
10 years ago
His mum is hot , how do i get me a piece of her ??
10 years ago
She's prolly American, so you say "Hi honey I'm from England" and she'll just melt.
10 years ago
You could try "I say, you really are bang on" as an alternative.
10 years ago
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