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Chuck Norris

Only ran for 4 issues. I'm really not that surprised.

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by cheekycov

submitted August 12th 2007

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Chuck Norris
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Awesome.
10 years ago
you closet home-ninja
10 years ago
I am really diggin all this attention from you.
10 years ago
sombody has a little crush..on you DEWOLF
10 years ago
Tell me about it.
10 years ago
Yes i want to crush his skull under the wheel of my car
10 years ago
midgets cant drive
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Midgets can, but 12 year olds can't.
10 years ago
I can drive my fist right into Claudes face, but shit splatters
10 years ago
midget your a vagina shut your mouth
10 years ago
Haha this proves your a shit pirate, since when does a vagina have a mouth you retard ?
10 years ago
I think what DLL meant to say was "Short person, you're a cunt. Silence thine pie-hole."
10 years ago
Midgets can't drive , can't reach gas ped.
10 years ago
O , maybe he means a 6 years old childs toy car
10 years ago
Nah, far too advanced for that brainless fuckwit.
10 years ago
Why dont you follow your own lead and shut that asshole on your face your trying to pass off as a mouth Smerf , you give me the shits thinking your some sort of important Mucho sherrif , when all you are is a redheaded mutant fuckhead and noob to boot, go kill yourself.
10 years ago
Hmmm, Smerf's a noob? So when exactly did you join MidgeWhoseAFuckwit?
10 years ago
Heh heh heh
Smerf's a noob, lol.
10 years ago
A noob that is currently (and metaphorically) urinating on you from a great height. You lack imagination in your insults, and I never said I was important.

Nice run on sentence, by the way.
10 years ago
did you hear that? he shits his pants when he thinks about you, sheriff smerf.
10 years ago
haha he's only been here two weeks, talk about the pot calling the kettle black(you guys give me opportunity to use this at least once a day)
10 years ago
dwarf
"Last 0 things submitted:"

smerf
"Last 10 things submitted:"
10 years ago
and that's just the last ten.
10 years ago
Wow someone likes to take on the big dogs...please do it some more so I can continue to laugh for weeks to come
10 years ago
Wow the first time i laughed and the last was dik's comment, goodjob
10 years ago
BALLISTIC!
10 years ago
HOMO-EROTIC!
10 years ago
no wonder there are so many gay kids nowadays
10 years ago
A redneck superhero.
10 years ago
"Hey y'all, git of my property!!
10 years ago
He looks more like a redheaded jeff foxworthy
10 years ago
Yup!
10 years ago
Not the dreaded Oranje Box Ninja Gang.
10 years ago
Ninjas dont use guns!!! Chuck just broke into their house to kick some ass and caught them all in their jammies.... holding guns.
10 years ago
I don't even want to know what the name of THAT particular fetish is...
10 years ago
i bet that's worth a pretty penny to some...
10 years ago
Thats cause 4 issues was all it took for Chuck to rid the world of all badguys. Thats how good he is.
10 years ago
^ bwahahahaha.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
that was pretty funny, also the closest thing to a chuck norris joke so far.
10 years ago
it's gonna take more than gun toting ninjas to defeat the likes of chuck norris. He works out on the total gym sliding bench thingy, you fools!
10 years ago
Actually, the cover of that comic is showing Chuck's home gym.
10 years ago
I would guess if there's only 4 issues, they'd be worth some $
10 years ago
sktech is having trouble selling numbers 1, 2 & 3 on eBay for under $10, inc. S&H. #4 might be worth a bit more though.
10 years ago
maybe it's not as funny because it's way before my time, but i really do get the gay reference.
10 years ago
Can i toss your salad D ?
10 years ago
must be taller than five feet.
10 years ago
he's wearing high heels. almost like stilts.
10 years ago
anyone remember grim fandango? manny calavera wears those too.
10 years ago
now that i mention it. i really feel like playing i again..
10 years ago
*it
10 years ago
Fake. He doesn't have a beard.
10 years ago
Yeah, I was gonna say something abotu that. I wondered whether he didn't have one at the time the comic was made, but then I realized that he's had one since fertilization.
10 years ago
i never found the Chuck Norris jokes funny, maybe its just me... or the fact that my 14 year old brother would spew out a bunch of them and i would just slap him to shut him the fuck up
10 years ago
You should have more respect for your older siblings.
10 years ago
^lol
10 years ago
Chuck norris is awesome, it doesn't surprise me that he's a ninja
10 years ago
all awesome people are ninjas
10 years ago
all ninjas grow to become awesome people.
10 years ago
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