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I knew it was true

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This is the truth behind religion.

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by DickNixonJr

submitted August 11th 2007

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Giving new meaning to the phrase: Old enough to bleed, old enough to breed.
10 years ago
Was it Hank who first said that?
10 years ago
Actually that`s an old one. Here are some more old-enoughs:
http://www.netspace.org/~dmacks/pub/lists/old-enough
10 years ago
sounds like something hank would say... hankie....
10 years ago
kind of hung for a jew, eh? They were bred smaller for that purpose shown above.
10 years ago
No, I said 'Old enough to go to the store, old enough to get bred.' Dik said that one first. Sorry dik, Delilah dragged it out of me.
10 years ago
hahahaha.actually i said if they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me
10 years ago
Don't lie now.
10 years ago
Yeah, he's a liar.
10 years ago
Fair game really, the umbilical cord is still attached so technically it's just an extension of the uterus.
10 years ago
praise the load!
10 years ago
Maybe Jesus will "love" you too some day!
10 years ago
ANYONE who takes time out of their regular day to paint a picture like this deserves a cookie
10 years ago
maybe this IS their regular day...
10 years ago
Hehe, that made me laugh!^^
Does anybody know the artist?
(DickNixonJr, where did you find this picture?)
10 years ago
Beelzebub, I believe he was a French impressionist.
10 years ago
past tense? He is dead now?
10 years ago
Beelzebub is actually a French lager, I have some bottles of it here. It's got a very strong taste, but then again it is 14% abv.
10 years ago
I found it on a website where I find most of my material. moid.
10 years ago
Thanks, DickNix, I'm gonna make this my Christmas card this year.
10 years ago
Send me one.
10 years ago
Oh thats just wonderful
10 years ago
well, at least this cartoon does not incite mass vandalism and killings...
10 years ago
Let's see what would happen were it to be published in a newspaper.
10 years ago
Go for it. My bet is still on the home team, as it is, and ever was. Oh, and by the way, thanks TG! Thought i had lost ya for a while.
10 years ago
;P
10 years ago
I do recall "Piss Christ" being a regular target of vandalism.
10 years ago
Serrano, yes. What about 'The Virgin Mary' made out of various things and cow dung, by Chris Ofili? That caused a bit of controversy. And I remember an art exhibit where you had to walk across the American flag to view it.

But, in all fairness, the Muslim extremists are much more extreme than the Christian ones, at least these days.
10 years ago
it wasn't cow dung, Hank; it was called Liquified Microbiotic Bovine Wash
10 years ago
Oh really chairman? I dont remember hearing about any acts of vandalism because of the piss christ "artwork" piece. I do remember a lot of people were pretty mad and disgusted. Not trying to be snooty, but do you happen to have a news story to back that up?
10 years ago
Here's the one I actually remembered. Apparently it happened before too outside of Australia.

http://www.artslaw.com.au/Publications/Articles/97Blasphemy.asp
10 years ago
Ahh, that's why. It was in Australia.
10 years ago
Yeah that carrier pigeon must have gotten lost over the Pacific back in 97.
10 years ago
well, Al Gore HAD just invented the internet a few years before hand...
10 years ago
So, is that Joseph doing Baby Jesus, or Jesus doing an unrelated baby.

Since the baby and the mother don't have halos, I reckon it's the latter.
10 years ago
does it really matter...
10 years ago
Yes it matters. Jeez!
10 years ago
^ Not "Jeez!". You mean "Jesus!"
10 years ago
i was thinking about that..
maybe it's 30 year old jesus from the future impregnating himself wit 'holy spirit'..
10 years ago
myabe he did mary before that. he could be his own father, and rapist.
10 years ago
I've been blessed, praise the load!
10 years ago
isn't this part of that "the aristocrats" joke?
10 years ago
i don't want to laugh at this, i want to think someday, somewhere i might end up somewhere better than i am now...
10 years ago
you won't
10 years ago
yep..
sadly you will die and worms with skull fuck yea and befor that a sick bastard will fuck your dead boddy right before they put it in the ground!
dose that help?
10 years ago
I think she meant the back seat of my car.
10 years ago
Black leather baby... it smells like horny.
10 years ago
ten dolla ten dolla do I hear twenty? twenty dolla twenty dolla do I thirty??
10 years ago
The very first catholic priest is in the back doorway taking notes.
10 years ago
Ah, Jesus is screwing a new-born... kind of what is happening to all xtians in todays world, no? As soon as they pop out of the womb, they are proverbially fucked in the ass by their mammies and pappies beliefs. No wonder 99% of strippers and whores were born into families believing in this myth as their savior.
10 years ago
So unoriginal. Lewd Jesus paintings was soooo 2002...
10 years ago
Holy fuck, that kid's dick is bigger than Jesus'!
10 years ago
Was there an attempt at some deeper meaning here, or was the "artist" just going for the most base. offensive persecution he could think of?
10 years ago
Jesus Christ!
10 years ago
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