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Penquin man

Just your typical Belgian.

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by magadorm

submitted August 8th 2007

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So, there's a car speeding down the street. A cop sees this, pulls the car over and sees two penguins in the back seat. The Cop says to the driver, "Hey, I don't know where you got them but you need to take those penguins to the zoo!" The driver goes, "Ok." and drvies away. The next day the cop sees the same car and pulls it over. He sees the same penguins in the back seat but now they're wearing sunglasses. The cop yells at the driver, "I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!" The driver says, "I did, today we're going to the beach."
10 years ago
I'm not going to read this shit. Hi, welcome to Mucho.
10 years ago
um. no?
10 years ago
penguin jokes are fun.
take them to the beach now thats just silly
10 years ago
made me chuckle...im going to tell it my girlfriend..she will love it and think its an adorable joke...its going to be an awsome weekend for me =D thanks shloppy!
10 years ago
New Fags are so new.
10 years ago
oh tweeeeeeenerr!?!.. tweener?!
10 years ago
shloppy proved himself with the list on that last megalomaniac.
10 years ago
hmm its 12 pm already? a busy man like myself shpould get a watch

10 years ago
'man'?
10 years ago
'busy'?
10 years ago
..'watch'?
10 years ago
WOW. The dogs fucking was more exciting than this. And that makes me sad. And ANGRY
10 years ago
Well then, perhaps you should submit something more entertaining, thunderfag.
10 years ago
I would but i don't want to upset you Apathy. Obviously the old guy in the penguin suit means more to you than he does to me. Ah Old Man Penguin Love. There's nothing quite like it.

And WTF does Thunderfag mean??
A gay man with flatulence problems?? How original, did you mom help you with that one??
10 years ago
The old guy in the penguin suit entertains me more than you. I learned the word, "thunderfag" from dik. Not sure what it means, but they don't like to hear it at work. I have Friday off!!!
10 years ago
snap
10 years ago
Apathy, you lucky bastard. I've still got to work tomorrow.
10 years ago
I don't care. :-)
10 years ago
...damn you.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I don't care.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Dude, don't say 'snap', it's just fucking stupid.
10 years ago
^agreed. same goes for "SHABLAM!!"
10 years ago
i'm looking in your direction, hank.
10 years ago
Booya Grandma.
10 years ago
He probably faps to Happy Feet.
10 years ago
What a surprise, he speaks French. What a fucking fruitcake.
10 years ago
"Just your typical Belgian." ...I thought the hip thing in europe was to make fun of how stupid the Polish are.
10 years ago
He's already planned his funeral but not his death. I guess he'll be throwing himself into the sea to be attacked by killer whales.
10 years ago
As i've said for years.We can solve a large part of out earths energy crisis by buning penguins for fuel...who's with me on this ingenius idea?
10 years ago
If this guy can get married then there must be someone out there for me...
10 years ago
the only one out there for you is me...with a chainsaw in hand.
10 years ago
hes married....?
10 years ago
I didn't watch this but at the start it looked like some foreigner with penguin artsy crafty shit. I hope he dies.
10 years ago
Everybody dies.
10 years ago
he won't! he'll be reincarnated as a penguin, he told me himself!!
10 years ago
that costume is pretty fuckin sweet
10 years ago
lmao when he shows up in his costume!
10 years ago
What a crazy fucker. Wasn't he in Eurotrash?
10 years ago
i want a pen-gwe.
10 years ago
Maybe they have better drugs. I don' know.
10 years ago
wow, he dropped his marbles.
10 years ago
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