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It will make sense

Watch it through to the end, then it will make some sense.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by smerf

submitted August 6th 2007

18 comments
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comments (18)
See that supernova? Learn something else new today?
10 years ago
This is gayer than the time I had sex with my dad.
10 years ago
What about that time with your "uncles" then?
10 years ago
the only comment on here that has ever made me laugh , Analfluid
10 years ago
almost gagged... gotta show him to swallow like a good boy
10 years ago
i noticed that
10 years ago
...? When?
10 years ago
nice choice of whiskey smerf. i tip my hat to you
10 years ago
I prefer Talisker, but The Glenlivet is pretty fine. But what are you doing drinking it out of a shot glass? Tsk, tsk, tsk.

And yeah, smerf, you did wince a little.
10 years ago
So what, I'd wince too if I drank whiskey.
10 years ago
You girl.
10 years ago
I've got a bottle of that in my kitchen and I'd wince too shooting it hot like that... cheers to you to smerf
10 years ago
Except I got the bottle for free. A friend of mine gave it too me in exchange for getting her mail and watering her plants while she was in California.
10 years ago
oh jesus, now when i read your comments, i can HEAR your voice!!!
10 years ago
pretty good deal man.
10 years ago
Black bush Irish whiskey is one of my favourites
10 years ago
i almost thought it was a bottle of cutty sark. either way i'm sure it was scotch whiskey?
10 years ago
Black Bush is the bomb. I had to come to Japan to learn to appreciate it.
10 years ago
Glen Livet is excellent. aaand a great value for a single malt, i might add. Not bad for a ginger
10 years ago
Bit of whisk(e)y coinesseur me:
If you like it peaty, try Laphroaig or Ardbeg. If you like it smooth, try The Macallan or Monkey Shoulder. As for bourbon, Elijah Craig kicks butt, and Blantons is tremendous.
10 years ago
If you want smoooooth try some Bulleit Bourbon Frontier Whiskey, it goes down smoother that liquid teflon.
10 years ago
I am quite fond of Mcallan 12 myself. Its got that great maple syrup aftertaste.
10 years ago
word smerf ill post one. every reg user needs to post one. good show..... good show....
10 years ago
you mean you're not wilfred brimley???
10 years ago
You dirty old man.
10 years ago
I'd rather you not ruin the illusion: your extremely unpleasant comments are awesome when you see a grumpy Wilfred Brimley saying them.
10 years ago
Mine?
10 years ago
Cheeky, you look nothing like mr. Brimley
10 years ago
That's true thank god. Unfortunately I look more like Chris Moyles.
10 years ago
"diabetis is a terrible disease"
10 years ago
cool smerf totally unexpected. and what's my microwave doing in your house?
10 years ago
i thinke we all need to post one
10 years ago
the only videocamera i have is an old one that hold vhs tapes haha seriously
10 years ago
lmao dik,same here man
10 years ago
I have a team of nubile sketch artists. Old school all the way.
10 years ago
I just saw a bottle of Glenlivet at my local SuperTarget for $3.99.
10 years ago
WHAT? It costs about twenty five quid over her.
10 years ago
Probably Grenrivet, cheap export scotch from China.
10 years ago
Hahah
10 years ago
Probably one of those little 3oz bottles.
10 years ago
Very disturbing...very disturbing indeed. You look like that guy from Grounded for Life.
10 years ago
What, no nipple shot?
10 years ago
thankfully
10 years ago
You can have a nipple shot every time you look at my avatar.

For some reason, that makes me think of the song "Boob Scotch"
10 years ago
It would be more realistic if we saw the nipple ring. Not that I want to, particularly.
10 years ago
Ask nicely, and you might receive.
10 years ago
People visiting MS appear to be much older than I first expected...
10 years ago
That's actually very depressing
10 years ago
People visiting MS appear to be more ginger than I expected...
10 years ago
Sorry, smerf, I really didn`t want to bother you. First I just thought (because of the comments that the people on this site make) they were more like my age (in the early 20th). But day by day I notice that they are more like double as old and have already kids...
10 years ago
Um, yeah... I'm 24. That's why it's depressing.
10 years ago
dude, im 16.
10 years ago
Oh... ok... Hehe... Hmmm... Sorry again...
But that seems really depressing...
10 years ago
:(
10 years ago
fuck i'm 36 lol...you may all bash me at will,i deserve it after telling my age
10 years ago
Its not the age that counts but the killing power, im 21 btw. Isn't Dik an old cunt? No offense Dik.
10 years ago
im 29 and still love looking in on this site. perversion isnt limited by age...
10 years ago
I'm one of the oldsters too. 31.
10 years ago
Same here Balls, 31.
10 years ago
ive got a 31 year old pimple
10 years ago
I'll be 39 on the 12th of this month.
10 years ago
28. I think you need to be a bit older to appreciate some of the humor here
10 years ago
18
You old sons of bitches
10 years ago
36
I work with people who don't know what the A Team could do. Wasn't like that in my day.
10 years ago
18
10 years ago
A TEAM!!!!
10 years ago
the A team,one of the best shows EVER!
10 years ago
39, and still full of spunk, you assholes.
10 years ago
Affirmitive Captain.
10 years ago
And there are very very few of us here to fapped to the Bionic Woman, and/or Heather Thomas on Fall Guy.
10 years ago
^who
10 years ago
wonder woman was pretty hot and you left out the "angels"
10 years ago
I might fall from a tall building,

I might roll a brand new car.

'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star.
10 years ago
As far as I can tell, Captain Kirk, you won't be born for another couple of hundred years. Which means you're waaaaaaaaaaaaay too young to be on this site. Sorry.
10 years ago
I thought most people where kids or geeky loners but going by most of the user pics, everyone seems normal enough, as soon as i get my camera phone fixed i'll post myself fucking some chick with Muchosucko stuck to her back
10 years ago
i'll jump on the bandwagon.. just turned 19... holy fuck, hank is old.
10 years ago
kat3126, ya, those too...
10 years ago
....20!!!
10 years ago
Does anyone here have a job?
10 years ago
Somewhat
10 years ago
30! @tyler ya same shathole for 11 years
10 years ago
17!
10 years ago
Kelw
10 years ago
only thing that woulda made it better? zooming in nipple shot at the end with the DUN DUN DUNNNNN music like the gopher ;/
10 years ago
Hey! I just noticed you have a purple tentacle avatar. I used to play maniac mansion for hours on nintendo trying to beat it. I never did.
10 years ago
dun dun dunnn...mmm, whiskey...
10 years ago
That's a good idea, yak, but it would have taken a bit of production.
10 years ago
... can i sex him now sir?
10 years ago
How can you afford such expensive alcohol?
10 years ago
It's only truly expensive if it isn't worth it.
10 years ago
A friend of mine gave it to me for free. Usually, I drink the expensive-ish stuff anyway. I just drink it slow.
10 years ago
i thought that to ramass. being a heavy drinker, gotta stick to the cheap stuff
10 years ago
Actually, I normally drink the 18 year old Glenlivet.
10 years ago
Hahaha. Cheers Smerf.
10 years ago
I'm not a scotch drinker, (prefer bourbon) but that's pretty cool Smerf.
10 years ago
i just love a shot master dressed in a hoody.
right on, mate
10 years ago
That's the same hoodie I'm wearing in the picture of me in a kilt.
10 years ago
It does make sense, that this guy is a total douche Bag.
10 years ago
And you're a piece of shit.
10 years ago
im drinking vodka and dr.pepper. scotch whiskey sounds better though.
10 years ago
i thought u said u were 16
10 years ago
Ball sweat would be better than vodka and Dr. Pepper. Do yourself a favor and never drink sugary drinks.
10 years ago
so because im 16 means i cant drink?
10 years ago
Well, it would be wise if you didn't...but, your life.
10 years ago
depending on where you live, yes being 16 means you can't drink don't be in such a hurry there is plenty of time left for you to fuck your life up with alcohol when you get older... it isn't going anywhere
10 years ago
im not really into alcohol that much. i like bud though, its much better.
10 years ago
I got served in off licenses when i was 15.
10 years ago
it doesn't mean you can't drink. it just means you will die at a tender age. that's all.
10 years ago
i dont really want to be old anyway...
10 years ago
Why exactly will i die if i drink?... Im 17?...
10 years ago
You'll die if you drink any of my whiskey!
10 years ago
If you wanna call it whiskey...
10 years ago
always liked R&R myself,i prefer canadian whiskey over sour mash...*raise glass,cheers smerf
10 years ago
Do you live with your mother? What's with the unmanly frilly curtains.
10 years ago
Maybe he broke into an old couples house and drank their whiskey, maybe he is that badass.
10 years ago
I'd like to see Smerf eat a handful of those ritz crackers next , now that'd be manly.
10 years ago
Actually, that can is full of receipts.
10 years ago
Fake. Smerf isn't that gay.
10 years ago
^LOL
10 years ago
Yes, he is.
10 years ago
Oh, thtop it, Hank. Theriouthly, I'm thraight. Thraight to bed, that ith.
10 years ago
What you don't see behind the camera are 23 already opened and slightly poured bottles from all the botched takes. How many trips to the bottle shop did you end up making?
10 years ago
Nah, I only had one unopened bottle. My other bottle is the 18 year old Glenlivet. But I figured I'd have to do this with an unopened bottle so you guys couldn't claim it was apple juice.
10 years ago
went to a museum up there a few years ago and they've got unopenned bottles from the 1800's...
10 years ago
wow chairman. you really are fucking bored.
10 years ago
he's a ginger kid? i... i had no idea
10 years ago
Do you not read the comments much, or just forget things quickly?
10 years ago
naw there were too many to read, so i just went for it. oh well
10 years ago
Sad fact: Ginger Kids are born without souls
http://gingerkids.org/faq.html
10 years ago
AH, good job smerf
10 years ago
Yes, a video post is nice. I will work on making one. Thanks, dude.

HankChinaskiLoveMonkey69@hotmail.com
10 years ago
I know, I already added you to MSM.
10 years ago
You are hiding your chubbiness under that sweatshirt, aren't y ou?
10 years ago
Pretty much, yeah. 5' 8" and 195 lbs.
10 years ago
Pasty pasty pasty.
10 years ago
Well... Yeah. So?
10 years ago
Just had to say it.
10 years ago
I was wondering why I was watching some no faced man open a bottle. Nicely done I should do one too....like maybe make a video like i"m auditioning for a t.v. show
10 years ago
or spend the money on a trip to sweden?
10 years ago
I don;t think she is down for a bear fight, or is this untrue?
10 years ago
Yeah I'm not down with the bear fights
10 years ago
i haven´t said anything about bear fights!
10 years ago
The entire video I was saying out loud, to myself "What kind of a nob makes a video of himself preparing a shot?" Now I know.

Enjoy the crackers.
10 years ago
dude i got that same microwave....cool
10 years ago
I think your microwave is malfunctioning...
10 years ago
dude i got that same microwave....cool
10 years ago
...and causing you to multipost.
10 years ago
Wow, smerf, that was ... well, um, drink-worthy. At first, I wondered if you were going to pour that liquor onto a piece of raw pork to see if worms would magically appear hours later...
10 years ago
I still don't get it.
10 years ago
Your mother sucks cocks
10 years ago
in hell??
10 years ago
i had you all wrong. not what i expected. you are pretty good looking ,maybe because gingers are really rare in this part of the country.
10 years ago
...I'm just noticing this comment now, 4 years later? Fuuuuck me.
6 years ago
lowered expectations?
5 years ago
On my part or her's?
5 years ago
gather ye rosebuds while ye may
5 years ago
...rosebud.....
5 years ago
Probably on her part...
5 years ago
We never did get tits from her, did we?
5 years ago
nope - but that's most likely a blessing in disguise - kinda like what's going on with that russian tranny nasnas just lately
5 years ago
noooo noo noo! thats no way to enjoy a single malt, gotta mix it with a bit of water to bring out the flavor
9 years ago
Fuck that. Easy rocks.
8 years ago
Specifically, one, maybe two, ice cubes
8 years ago
still makes me laff, and still not quite sure why
8 years ago
try mixing your Glenlivet with a diet tonic water and lime. Really brings out the whiskey without the syrupy taste of a ginger ale.
6 years ago
NO! BAD NOOB! FUCKING BAD NOOB!

You do NOT mix good whiskey with anything but ice or a little bit of water.
6 years ago
i thought so also until i tried it with the tonic water.
Also the water over here in Texas sucks horribly
6 years ago
...okay, well, if THAT'S your option...
6 years ago
I still have that hoodie, actually.
6 years ago
god i hope so
5 months ago
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