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Jew-jiutsu

Hebrew nose of DOOM

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by smerf

submitted August 6th 2007

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Jew-jiutsu
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hava.. gavida hava...
10 years ago
Put on your yalmulka, here comes hanukkah
Its so much fun-akkah to celebrate hanukkah,
10 years ago
Jew-Jitsu???
lol
10 years ago
I wonder if there is a lethal yamica throw? This move is ineffective in taller cultures.
10 years ago
In taller cultures, they head butt you in the chest and you die.
10 years ago
Taller cultures?? What you mean by that..cultures can't be tall..only old/young
10 years ago
hehehehe.
10 years ago
bet, you don't even get it.
10 years ago
All it gets is a man getting hit on the head. That's all the shim understands.
10 years ago
hey bithco, te gusta mammar verga?? no??
10 years ago
Ami me gusta MAMAR CUCA EsTUPIDA..
10 years ago
Trannie
10 years ago
^^you StuPiDa Trannie shitcacacov
10 years ago
^^^cum bucket
10 years ago
Trannie stalker..stop stalking me you fagget!! of shitcacacov
10 years ago
^^^ladyboy
10 years ago
stalker, stop JOCKING me shitcacacov you HOMO..
10 years ago
^^homophobe
10 years ago
aaeeeeeyy..red alert homos are jocking me..red alert
10 years ago
^^^hershey highwayman
10 years ago
Smerf? Extra time with MS Paint today?
10 years ago
Uh, no. I saved all these from the internet.
10 years ago
BLOCKOWNED
10 years ago
Don't encourage him.
10 years ago
I think he done pulled a cocksuckinmotherfuckin and just left crying. Either that or he is watching the View.
10 years ago
I might actually watch that shit if Kathy Grif hosts it. She'll be fired before they finish the first show. She drops F-bombs like VietNam.
10 years ago
yea you niggers didnt believe but whos the bitch now huh?
10 years ago
You are.
10 years ago
once again.
10 years ago
yeah he did say he knew jew jitsu yesterday huh? i think cocksore is a jew.
10 years ago
Here is my penis: 8=======D
Here is your buttholes: (0)
8=======D(0) my penis goes in your butthole. The end.
10 years ago
damn your penis is about an inch long on my screen. sorry bout your luck kid.
10 years ago
Gaywar likes putting his dick up bungholes? If you're that well endowed Gaywar I feel sorry for you.
10 years ago
Gaywar likes putting his dick up bungholes? If you're that well endowed Gaywar I feel sorry for you.
10 years ago
That was probably the only way to look bad insulting Blockfag. Good goin.
10 years ago
Wow, thanks Arch. I take all your criticisms sooooo seriously.
10 years ago
i liked blockwar better when he was a scarey monster type. he just seems like a boring idiot now.
10 years ago
No dik, he was a boring idiot before. He was just fresh fish, then.
10 years ago
I AM BLOCKWAR!
YOUR MAKING FUN OF MY SMALL PENIS IS PAINFULLY BRINGING UP MEMORIES OF GETTING PANTSED IN SCHOOL!
10 years ago
that drawing is merely a representation of my penis. It is much larger in real life. Going by your logic my penis is also made of equal signs and letters and numbers and, although it would be cool, does not make any sense. Try not to think to hard about it next time in a pathetic attempt to bring me down to your sub-human levels.
10 years ago
Sub-human are your attempts to hold on here. You are like a cockroach, even after being bombarded with some fairly heinous insults you are still here. Someone flick the light switch on so he will crawl back under the refrigerator.
10 years ago
OK I'll start
Q: whats the difference between a jew and a pizza
A: a pizza dosen't scream when you put it in an oven
10 years ago
Well, neither did the jews for that matter.
10 years ago
Q: What did Hitler ask for on his birthday?
A: A GI-Jew and an Easybake Oven
10 years ago
Balls we're trying to tell some jokes here, we know they were dead before they got there
10 years ago
Fuck you guys, I want to get my dead baby joke on.
What's the difference between a pile of hay, and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a pile of hay on my garage.
10 years ago
haha! i've got a good one!...
10 years ago
Oh shit if we're going down that road... Q: How do you fit a hundred dead babies into the trunk of a car?
A:A blender
Q:How do you get them out again?
A:Tostitos
10 years ago
Q. Why don't nazis eat Jews?
A. They give them gas.
10 years ago
haha sick fucks....
10 years ago
Q:Why did Hitler kill himself?
A:He seen his gas bill.
10 years ago
OMG do I really have to? I'm gonne

Q: What's more fun than nailing a baby to a tree?
A: Tearing it off

I love that one
10 years ago
Q. Why do jews have such big noses? A. Because air is free.
10 years ago
Q:whats the best part about fucking your sisters baby?

A:putting it back in the crib for later...
10 years ago
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To come and feel my tities.
10 years ago
Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?
A: You can use a pitchfork to unload the babies.
10 years ago
Q: What do you give a dead baby for Christmas?
A: A dead puppy.
10 years ago
Im not sure what this is. But what is worse a garbag can with 10 dead babys or 10 garbage cans with 1 baby?
10 years ago
It depends, which dead babies can tell better jokes than you.
10 years ago
the one i shoved up your ass.
10 years ago
O.K. jews.. babies.. the next logical step is women.
Why should you never buy a woman a watch? Cuz theres a clock on the stove!
10 years ago
That's not my ass. It's your mom's twat. And it's not that bad having a brother.
10 years ago
lets ask blockwar shes a bitch, i bet she would know.
10 years ago
Q: whats the difference between a golden delicious apple and a dead baby?
A: you don't cum all over a golden delicious apple before you take a bite out of it
10 years ago
Q: whats the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
A: you can't gargle sand
10 years ago
that concludes my party jokes :(
10 years ago
One more before bed: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Cuz they taste funny.
10 years ago
Q What's the definition of "making love?"
A: It's what women do while you fuck them.
10 years ago
If you're going to go that route Balls.
Q: What do you call the useless meat surrounding a vagina?
A: BLOCKWAR
10 years ago
Now it's time for some... "Only in America" - A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, having purchased a case of very expensive cigars, insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile, the man filed a claim against the insurance company, stating that the cigars were lost "in a series of small fires". The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued, and won. In delivering the ruling the judge, agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be "unacceptable fire" and was obliged to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal process the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he lost in "the fires". After he cashed the cheque, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.
10 years ago
Q: who's the asshole who fucked up the rotation?
A: IamTheGayest
10 years ago
Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room?
A:It depends on how hard you throw them.
10 years ago
Muah! I love you too Harrymanback.. oh and your play on peoples names is pretty old and used... Could ya be more original?
10 years ago
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?

A: It was stapled to the chicken.
10 years ago
Q: How is a dead baby different from a fleshlight?
A: It's free.

I just made that up.
10 years ago
hahaha...it's funny cause it's true!
10 years ago
What's the difference between my pants and your beer?

I didn't just piss in my pants.
10 years ago
sorry bout that there IamTheGreatest. iamnotthegreatest at name play apparently :(
10 years ago
What is the best part of having sex with a 3 yr old?

When the pelvis breaks.
10 years ago
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a playground
10 years ago
isnt that an old zeppelin song dicknixon?
10 years ago
Close enough.
10 years ago
It's enough to drive a mountain man from his home after all.
10 years ago
whats 10 inches long, has a purple head and can make a woman scream for days?

cot death
10 years ago
whats the best thing about having sex with twentythree year olds
there's 20 of em
10 years ago
A good friend of mine is an Israeli. We had a bbq on the beach last night. I got really drunk on sake. He does fit the business/money stereotype, but he doesn't have a big nose.
10 years ago
Then he isn't a real Jew. You should check up on that, he could just be playing the minority card for government benefits.
10 years ago
You are an idiot.
10 years ago
It was just a joke, but if it was offensive to you I apologize. I didn't take note of the "good friend" aspect when i wrote that.
10 years ago
Hank, you asswipe, you didn't reply to my email.
10 years ago
You just apologized for being offensive on a site that says "if you are offended by anything dont look at this site!" Ass kisser.
10 years ago
What can I say, I try to avoid confrontation. Most of the time.
10 years ago
^Pussy
10 years ago
Haha damn alright I take it back, his friend's a Jew-faced cunt. Better?
10 years ago
Kirk, you only typed your name. That's not giving me much to work with in terms of a reply.
10 years ago
You racist fuck.
10 years ago
Hank, I was establishing my identity....But I just sent you one.
10 years ago
Archman
10 years ago
is a homo.
10 years ago
See, was that so hard?
10 years ago
HOW HARD WAS IT???
10 years ago
OPRAH SAYS: THE OFFSITE CHATTER IS FUCKING UP THE THREADS!!!!!
10 years ago
Rolo, fuck off, cunt stain.
10 years ago
Hey Captain, I dont have a date tonight either. Send me an email you touchy bitch.
10 years ago
Rolo: *sniff*

My wife-date is upstairs waiting for me, loser.
10 years ago
A wiser man would be upstairs.
10 years ago
A wiser man is upstairs.
10 years ago
Neither one of you guys know where I am.
10 years ago
I don't really care where you are.
10 years ago
I know where he isn't.
10 years ago
Upstairs?
10 years ago
he's with me.
10 years ago
I have an ex-girlfriend who was half-Jewish. She was also blond and did not have a big nose. Big tits, though.
10 years ago
Are you upstairs as well Vic? Where are you hiding? I've checked under the bed and the closets....
10 years ago
He's hiding behind the curtains, I can see his ass poking out of the window.
10 years ago
That explains the strange bulge in the curtain...
*kicks it*
Now, what was I doing again?
10 years ago
haa! not there! i'll never tell..
10 years ago
Who did I kick in the balls then?
10 years ago
He should try the, "Monkey Takes a Peach" move. That's sure to stop him.
10 years ago
You bastards. Don't make jokes about shit shit. My grandfather died in a nazi concentration camp.
10 years ago
He fell out of the guard tower!
10 years ago
I think I stole that joke from Archman.
10 years ago
And the first 'shit' should say 'this'
10 years ago
liar! for real!?
10 years ago
I take it jews have big noses??.... This sucks!
10 years ago
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