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moose hit by a train

you suck durden83...

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by borracho5000

submitted August 5th 2007

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mmmmmm..... mooseburgers
10 years ago
you said it!
10 years ago
In soviet russia, moose flatten train into trainburgers. Or something to that effect.
10 years ago
i like this, this makes me happy
10 years ago
moose tastes fine, but your a fucking idiot if this makes you happy
10 years ago
For once - a cohesive reponse from you, elchris. Well done, son.
10 years ago
oh boo hoo elchris, dont be like dik, we dont need more bleeding hearts.
10 years ago
Whats up with the description?
10 years ago
What do you mean. Durden is gonna suck while borracho fingers his ass.
10 years ago
I think borracho5000 wants to suck tylerdurden83's dick... or something?
10 years ago
who does he mean with you? i'm not gonna suck turden39 off!
10 years ago
well the title was durden83's mom is hit by a train but yak changed it...tricky yak.
10 years ago
he just doesn't have any respect for our image..
10 years ago
No horn? Stupid fucking drunk Canadians!
10 years ago
yak is canadian you know
10 years ago
In a few years when we have the North American Union you can safely say "stupid fucking drunk MEXICANS!"
10 years ago
Isn't like.... a moose a brother of a yak or something like that? I didn't pay attention in zoology.
10 years ago
Besides you can clearly hear the horn towards the end.
10 years ago
awww.. can't I say "STUPID FUCKING DRUNK MEXICANS" now?
10 years ago
Nah, moose and yaks have a very different phylogeny.
10 years ago
you tell 'em, smerf!
10 years ago
and espade, you turd, i'm pretty sure the moose didn't need a horn to notice the huge train chasing him. dumbass.
10 years ago
I wouldn't be so quick to call someone a dumbass. It's obviously clear the moose is the dumbass for not slightly turning at an angle and running OFF the track...Are you Canadian, Vic?
10 years ago
i'm canadian.moose are crazy dumb for sure
10 years ago
Moose wouldn't know how to use a horn. And how can you tell when a Moose is drunk, espada?
10 years ago
how dare you, kris!!? what, do i look stupid to you!?
10 years ago
Well assuming your avatar is the real you....
10 years ago
well, at least my mother thought i was cute..
10 years ago
if you think bullwinkle is smart then you are a dumbass.
10 years ago
Erm... to whom, exactly, would that remark be addressed to?
10 years ago
oh, um...bullwinkle of course, Mr.Smugfucker.
10 years ago
It's just that the only reference to bullwinkle happens to be like two threads down from here.
10 years ago
yeah, i realized that. You know how it goes. you read the threads then you just comment on one of them before reading the rest. Besides, they were talking about how moose are dumb and I took the chance. So in part, i didn't look so bad.
10 years ago
Whats up with all the grunting?? And no action shot of it getting hit??
10 years ago
well would you hang over the edge of a train to see yet another animal carcass?..well YOU probably would nevermind..
10 years ago
i think the human imagination is the best tool for this video so there is no action shot needed.
10 years ago
Hey Rocky! Watch me pull an escape out of my hat!
10 years ago
HaHa nice Claude, Bullwinkle would be proud!
10 years ago
...if he were alive.
10 years ago
Boris and Natasha live strong in my memories, Get moose and squirrel.
10 years ago
as if my other comments weren't enough...hahah meese can be so dumb.
10 years ago
is it meese? like geese?
10 years ago
It sure as hell isn't :) I just find it funny how screwed up the English language can be.
10 years ago
I think it's "moosi"
10 years ago
uh, no. i'm pretty sure it's moosuses.
10 years ago
Moosen. Moosen in the woodsen.
10 years ago
or mooce?
10 years ago
many much meese, moosen in the woodesen. Eatenesen
10 years ago
"get outta there you bastard!"
10 years ago
*vomits*
10 years ago
When that moose got hit, HIS SHOES POPPED OFF!!!!!
10 years ago
lulz
10 years ago
Middle of nowhere and thats probably the only path thats not covered in 4 feet of snow. Like hell I'm getting out of the way, train can wait!
10 years ago
lol!!! THE HUMANITY!!!!
10 years ago
luckily it wasnt a turtle. then we'd have a problem
10 years ago
I wish that durden bitch would get hit by a train.
10 years ago
It shouldn't be hard to catch up to him. He can't go over 68 km/h in his car, because at 69 he blows a rod.
10 years ago
Don't be hatin.
10 years ago
Don't be kissin. ass.
10 years ago
"and all the king's horses, and all the king's men, couldn't put the moose back together again.."
10 years ago
Up here in Alaska Moose are hit by cars all the time. There's a list you used to be able to get your name on where if a moose is killed they call you, you drive down to the scene of the accident and you could take the moose home. What you do with the moose once you get it home is nobody's business but your own!!!
10 years ago
we hit a moose on the alaska highway just south of the yukon...scary shit..noone got hurt..the moose just got up and ran away..we were lucky
10 years ago
You got to take the moose home? Cool. Sounds like good eating. Never had moose. I've had MOUSSE before! :D
10 years ago
'eating'? fucking!
10 years ago
What's it like up there in Alaska Moose then, shloopy?
10 years ago
Nothing like fuckin Moose carcass to really set off my Week....

I mean Eating ya ya eating
10 years ago
LOOKS LIKE THAT MOOSE GOT HIT BY THE X5!!! WOOOOT!
10 years ago
You idiot, no one gets hit WITH the X5.
10 years ago
kirs just wants to roam the streets of Muchotown with the big boys..

j/k kris, don't get your panties in a bundle!
10 years ago
Sir, I will let you know that I no longer WEAR panties. I've switched to g-strings and the occasional speedo depending how I feel. Sometimes commando! ;)
10 years ago
that's what they all say.. "oh, no, i don't wear 'em, i only tried it on to see how it looked!!"
10 years ago
I believe there are trains in the UK that can swerve out of the way, nowadays...
10 years ago
Yeah because there's a real moose problem here in the UK isn't there?
10 years ago
This would be much better if the moose was fucking a midget on the train tracks before it got hit.
10 years ago
ay aya ay ay ay ay!
10 years ago
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