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Balls_Malone and friend

A candid shot of me at karaoke (I'm on the right). I know there's no Muchosucko sign, but I figured this picture has plenty of meat for you flamers to get your mouth around.

featuredmuchoers gone wild

by Balls_Malone

submitted August 4th 2007

3 comments
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Balls_Malone and friend
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comments (3)
I wouldn't hit it.
Holding that mic kinda... suggestively.
10 years ago
Your nose looks like a secret lair for a super villain.
10 years ago
Everybody gets a mucho sighn retard, and from my psychological analyse of ur head, i say that u fuck ur buddy on the left mucho in the ass, fag
10 years ago
Where u singing for him ?...
10 years ago
U was about to kiss him ha ? bwa
10 years ago
And i realy want to see what dragon took this picture :)
10 years ago
Get the fuck out of my thread.
10 years ago
My name is pirate I highjack 1st posts, so shut up
10 years ago
As soon as a user that matters asks for proof, I'll be more than happy to post a mugshot with a muchsucko sign.

And yeah, Dick, I got me a bigass nose.
10 years ago
HEY
10 years ago
ASSHOLE DICKHEAD bALLS mALONE, I don't believe this is you, where's your mucho sign....
10 years ago
Nice work on the shift button, Super. Okay, if you ask once more in all seriousness I'll post a mug shot. : }
10 years ago
"And yeah, Dick, I got me a bigass nose."

Hence the Gonzo avatar.
10 years ago
@ balls, Nah I'm good....
10 years ago
fap fap fap fap fa.. f.... wait.. wrong picture... and thread.. Sorry guys!
10 years ago
Officer Baileygates!

http://archive.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2000/06/23/irene/story.jpg
10 years ago
SHIT. That didn't work too well, try

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DayoftheDante/Jim.jpg
10 years ago
Okay the 2nd one works if you take out the space between D and ante at the end there.
10 years ago
they both work when you remove the right space
10 years ago
Or stick it in his right space.
10 years ago
nice "mic" u've got there
10 years ago
this is the most erotic thing I've ever seen
10 years ago
hahaha, sexy.
10 years ago
I could hold a tea party on your head.
10 years ago
one lump or two?
10 years ago
hahah arch
10 years ago
adam west would like a cucumber sandwich.
10 years ago
wow you excited. does that guy turn you on?
10 years ago
your*
10 years ago
*you're* ?
10 years ago
Ouch... The guy you were roasting completely obliterated you bird... that's gotta hurt below the belt?
10 years ago
sorry i go to public school.
10 years ago
Which means you haven't graduated high school. Which means you are under age. Shame on you for being here.
10 years ago
he could be a 4th year senior....
10 years ago
i'm almost not underage. thats good enough.
10 years ago
Damn kids these days.
10 years ago
like im going to leave a site cuz im not old enough.
10 years ago
the FBI will raid your house.
10 years ago
and kill your dog
10 years ago
you talkin to a man or a woman?
10 years ago
elchris says: "cuz I was wondering Balls ..What's it like to talk to a woman??
10 years ago
yea... i was wondering.. how it is canadians never score.. only foreigns breed over there
10 years ago
We score plenty, we just have the good sense to use birth control.
10 years ago
It's ok, Balls. Elchris only uses what he interprets from television shows... he's never heard of birth control, or even seen a womans snatch to top it all off.
10 years ago
and ive never heard of you. who the hell are this people
10 years ago
think these people are the "first" retards
10 years ago
they just keep comming
10 years ago
...on your face.
10 years ago
Well elchris, I've certainly been a member longer than you have, I just usually don't chime on retards like you, but the stupidity coming from you is hard to resist.
10 years ago
youve been here long enough for me not to know who the fuck you are
10 years ago
Well, I tend to not get a reputation of being a retard like yourself... so I generally keep to myself, unless drunk shit happens...
10 years ago
Hmmm... There is no answer so far, right?
Is the person on the left male or female?
10 years ago
I think Balls said it was a guy further down the thread.
10 years ago
Yeah, it's a guy.
10 years ago
what's up with the service at the bar you're at Balls? empty glasses will seriously effect the tip
10 years ago
That's why his eyes are red, he's madder than hell.
10 years ago
im used to drink in the street, or out in the nature, mountain or beach, who the hell goes to clubs to pay expensive drinks/beers and do lines just to take a piss
10 years ago
not to mention the shit music thats usualy put up everywhere you go
10 years ago
A coupla empty glasses are no excuse to be hitting on something like that.
10 years ago
You don't tip in Japan, dik. And this is the karaoke bar I was talking about: all you can drink for $11/hour/person. I was fairly wasted by this point.
10 years ago
And, elchris, of course the music sucks: it's karaoke.
10 years ago
Tipping is an insult to the Japanese. It's like saying, "Take this money and learn how to do your job properly."
10 years ago
notice elchris says: "I'm used to drink in the street" hahahahaha
10 years ago
for all u can drink at 11$ an hour i'll gladly get my own drinks........
So really they don't tip in japan? weird..
10 years ago
Actually, you rent a private room and there's a telephone on the wall that links to the bar. They bring the drinks right up and clear the empties. There were just a lot of folks there tipping them back pretty quick.
10 years ago
OK Dik, you and me...on a plane. Wadda ya say?
10 years ago
well i know my liver will be upset but ya..I'm in
10 years ago
Ok, meet me in LA tomorrow at 2:30, LAX and we'll be on our way.
10 years ago
I'll meet you at Narita. You want me to bring my buddy? He likes gaijin.
10 years ago
Ok, but we need to work it here first. Then we'll meet you in Tokyo.
10 years ago
Dik? any input?
10 years ago
When you say "work it," super...
10 years ago
hang on super.. I'm on the phone arranging my liver transplant
10 years ago
As long as that goes well, (an hour ago) are we still on?
10 years ago
@ Balls, Yes, work it, as in "the travel" plans. You are a sick bastard, You know that, right?
10 years ago
I don't know the half of it, and you know half of what I do.
10 years ago
@ Apathy, I sometimes tip the pizza delivery guy/girl and they certainly don't take it as an insult.
10 years ago
I've never been to Japan, I just know what the travel magazines tell me.
10 years ago
It's very unusual, but...
10 years ago
I like giving the pizza girl a tip.
10 years ago
Even though she deserves the shaft.
10 years ago
I give her a large pepperoni.
10 years ago
Dik, who needs a liver?
10 years ago
good point
10 years ago
you don't need a liver thats why you have 2 of them
10 years ago
you've got two of 'em anyways, so what's the worry?
10 years ago
You only have 1 liver, but I tell people in Japan that I can drink so much alcohol, because I have 2. Most people believe me. It's pretty funny.
10 years ago
It's not exactly hard to out drink the japanese. By your fourth drink they're normally a gibbering wreck on the floor.
10 years ago
Gaijin are different, you know.
10 years ago
Cheeky, that's a pretty huge generalization. Some Japanese can put 'em back , as well.
10 years ago
Just my (hazy) recollection from my visits over there and friends visits over here. Some may well be able to put 'em back, it's just that most can't.
10 years ago
About 1/4 of Japanese are missing the enzyme to deal with alcohol. Many of the others are indeed monsters with the booze. Not like me, though.
10 years ago
Yeah Balls, it's pretty funny that idea of Gaijin, that there's two kinds of people in the world, Japanese and non-Japanese. Like, the Japanese are so unique that all the other ethnicities in the world have more in common with each other than they do with the Yamato Nation. Jesus, what an over-inflated self-image...and yet historically, I think they've shown themselves to have a bit of an inferiority complex.
10 years ago
But what I meant, Hank, was that many Japanese would actually believe that Gaijin have two lives, us being so "different" and all.
10 years ago
* livers*
10 years ago
Hooray for interposting! ; )
10 years ago
i wish i had a second, spare liver
10 years ago
Balls, I understood what you meant.
10 years ago
Yeah, hank, buddy there interposted and I thought you were responding to me. Then we both hit the same shit at the same time. I have to remember to refresh the page more often.
10 years ago
One of the things I remember is the nomihodai. Great way of getting pissed quite cheaply. Followed by a bowl of Yoshinoya on the way home.
10 years ago
What were you doing in Japan, Cheeky? Besides scaring everyone, that is.
10 years ago
sharking
10 years ago
You don't know the half of it Dik. Hank, visiting my brother. He used to live in a small converted office building in Nagoya a few years ago. A real pit (it had a traditional Japanese toilet) but central and cheap. Ah, good times.
10 years ago
I know the topics changed but with regards to the super/dik idea of jumping on a plane, I think that would be awsome. I would be very selective who I invited but i bet that would make a great night out.
10 years ago
Would you invite me Oranje, huh, would ya, would ya?
10 years ago
Feel secure in the knowledge that you would be invited...
10 years ago
Please, don't invite me to go to England. I've already got three invitations, I don't need another.
10 years ago
3 invitations? You dont know what youre missing..fish, chips, mushy peas, bad food worse weather

Lock Stock
10 years ago
If you're lucky you could even end up at a curry house, kebab house or a chinky. Should come over Smerf.
10 years ago
According to my cousin, if I went over there, I'd probably end up hooking up with her friends and/or their older sisters, all because of my "American" accent.
10 years ago
All the pasty poontang a guy could want!
10 years ago
There are only 4(meh) real American accents I can think of.
Southern, Swamp talk, North (eh?), New yorker/jersyite, and plain.
10 years ago
i'm invited, right, oranje? oranje..?
10 years ago
No answer. Haha.
10 years ago
you look like a kennedy, and not the good kind.
10 years ago
It is the devil coming to "evict" all of us! Run!
10 years ago
set phasers on redeem
10 years ago
Balls, you need to tell your "friend" that he needs to lay off the estrogen pills....makes him look too soft.
10 years ago
But he's so plump in all the right places on the pills.
10 years ago
What? Like the scrotum?
10 years ago
Love handles.
10 years ago
I like to get a hold of it.
10 years ago
balls as much as i want you as my sexy latin lover....





god you look flamingly gay.
10 years ago
Yeah.

By the way, what's with all the spaces you're sticking into all your posts lately?
10 years ago
It's the void in his life, he needs to fill it but isn't sure how.. Maybe... never mind.
10 years ago
Can you imagine what Balls' and Morph's love child would look like?
10 years ago
A nappy headed square head?
10 years ago
still hed be too cute for mucho.
10 years ago
whats the deal with karaoke and asians? does every asian think they can sing or what
10 years ago
No, they just really love to sing regardless of whether they can. Although, the general singing ability of Japanese folk is quite good, compared to other nationalities. All that karaoke from a young age, I expect.
10 years ago
Karaoke is fun. I like to sing 'South of the Border', by Frank Sinatra.
10 years ago
^Bitcho sheds a tear every time she hears that song.
10 years ago
I love Sinatra!! I sing 'Witchcraft.'
10 years ago
I'm wicked with Johnny Cash and Hank Williams. I like all kind of music but old school country is what I'm best at singing for some reason.
10 years ago
Oh yes, oh yes my name is Willy Lee,
If you've got a warrent, read it to me
Shot her down, 'cause she ran too slow
I thought I was her 'daddy', but she had five more.
10 years ago
Early one morning while making the rounds,
I took a shot of cocaine and I shot my woman down.
I went right home and I went to bed.
I stuck that loving forty-four beneath my head.
10 years ago
Thanks, smerf. I couldn't remember the first verse.
What was I doin'? Third verse? Fourth?
10 years ago
the band at the bar i was at last night sang Cocaine Blues but the lead singer was british as hell and the song was awsome with the accent... that is crazy that this subject come up only hours later
10 years ago
It's got to be Elvis on the Karaoke, a bit of Suspicious Minds or In The Ghetto.
10 years ago
Apathy, that is the fourth verse.
10 years ago
I'm only good at singing Techno.
10 years ago
Bng chicka bing bop deep bidy boop boop chicka bwer rer rer doo doo doo beka.
10 years ago
I'd hit up some Bon Jovi!! Yeah.
10 years ago
I would do Disgustipated, because shooting pianos with a shotgun is good for a song.
10 years ago
i bet that loser loking english teachers like you only can recour to prostitutes
10 years ago
You know, elchris, that really hurts, you thinking I look like a loser, since I strive to validate myself through your perception of me. See, what you "think" has to get through the filter of your "mind," which we know includes heroin.

A junky calling a teacher a loser. Pure comedy gold!
10 years ago
ouch !...that had to hurt a bit elchris
10 years ago
you know, heroin is more a physical than a psicological drug. you can do pretty much anything while being high on it
10 years ago
and elchris reaches the next idiot level.
10 years ago
You just keep telling yourself that. Along with "I only snort," and whatever other lies your junky ass needs to keep it together.

Fucking junky.
10 years ago
hahahah!
10 years ago
Must be some good shit.
10 years ago
you have a great imagination balls, gotta give you that
10 years ago
dude youre nothing but a joke
10 years ago
oooh thats harsh soldierboy!
10 years ago
A bad joke.
10 years ago
the sad thing is, even when you all go against me, you still fuking lose
10 years ago
ya... i guess you won this round elchris
10 years ago
Whammy!
10 years ago
yeah, you really showed them, elpiss!
10 years ago
Oh, for fuck's sake, elpiss. Take the whole fucking bagful. PLEASE!!!
10 years ago
even in asia
10 years ago
reply button dip shit....
10 years ago
I got this covered guys, I'm what you call the - "After Hours" clean up crew.
10 years ago
do i have to say it? nah, fuck this arrogant child, lets let him live in his ignorance
10 years ago
Say what? Now im curious....
10 years ago
Yea... you got nothin', shut up and go back to suckin' everyones dick, bitch.
10 years ago
you are a so long time member you know it right son?
10 years ago
You don't make any sense. Please sit and think before typing a rebuttal next time... save you some dignity.
10 years ago
I'll say that you're both assholes, and will leave it at that.
10 years ago
hah
10 years ago
zing?
10 years ago
badoom tsssh!
10 years ago
TA-DAAAAA!
10 years ago
YAY
10 years ago
Hey Balls, I just glanced over at the "Related.." and the "Sperm Roller coaster" picture is on the list.... Dang.
10 years ago
and... "Bicho at work"

That sucks bro.
10 years ago
yea that rocks. your cool
10 years ago
Deja must be punishing me for being an ass about that thing I seem to have forgotten about.
10 years ago
i only wish i could claim credit on that. unfortunately it's just the code that puts things in that spot :/
10 years ago
spammy

spammy

spammy
10 years ago
Ssshhhhh, She Of Whom We Shall Not Speak might hear you.
10 years ago
(muffled yet audible noises)
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
*whispers* ..pspspspss.. deja.. pspsps.. yak.. psps *teehee* ..spammy.. pspsps
10 years ago
perhaps i should have temporarily banned 5 instead of 4. i've said for 2 days now to drop this shit, and you guys won't, so i made it so it gets dropped for a few hours.
10 years ago
You're gonna get banned! You're gonna get banned! Ner ner ne ner ner.
10 years ago
Yeah, thanks for that Deja.
10 years ago
What was she like Boom?
10 years ago
ahaaa!! so it was *you* who banned dik! got ya!! ok i'm sorry don't ban me ill be nice from now!
10 years ago
I was banned, too. Apparently, if she says drop it, you better drop it, or else. Jesus, someone needs to get a fucking sense of humor.
10 years ago
She's got the big stick so she doesn't need a sense of humor.
10 years ago
hank u got banned too? hahahaha
10 years ago
MuchoSucko.com....Watch what you say.
10 years ago
The mighty hand of AUTHORITY. Lovely.
10 years ago
From her comment, I might have gotten banned too but I logged off early to go to bed last night so I'm not sure. Did you get tempbanned dik?
10 years ago
"How many damn times do you need to be told, keep teasing the dog & shes gonna bite you"
10 years ago
Do I have to get those painful rabies shots now?
10 years ago
i was out shopping i'm not sure if iwas re-banned
10 years ago
anyway most of the things i say El_Wanko told me to say......sorry wanko they dragged it outa me
10 years ago
All 4 of us got banned, only for 3 hours though.
10 years ago
i wasn't home....life has a way of working things out so they're fair
10 years ago
I think we might be cruising for another ban. Oh well.
10 years ago
i'm temporararily scared
10 years ago
She feels unappreciated because she got dik unbanned for us, but then we didn't show our thanks by shutting up about it when we were told to.
10 years ago
hank none of the people i speak to on here are really rude or stupid...and i appreciated dejas helping out with my "situation" but jesus this is crazy worrying about getting banned
10 years ago
mucho is turning into the bagdhad aiorport road of banning
10 years ago
there's tons of other people that really deserve to be shutted right the fuck up.
10 years ago
The whole thing is ridiculous. They are getting ban happy. I'm gonna guess there is some stress/problems that we don't know about causing them to be on really short fuses.
10 years ago
Mucho believes in "free speech" so run of the mill racist assholes get to say what they want.
10 years ago
MuchoSuco.com... Free speech has a price...
10 years ago
I swear, don't you guys leave me alone for the first hour again.
10 years ago
Let me be the first to apologize... Deja... even though I have no recollections of anything taking place that would put my at fault. Thank you.
10 years ago
^it was all his fault!
10 years ago
wait.. i got banned!?
10 years ago
Not sure, I think she was just saying that she ought to have banned you.
10 years ago
if i was, i didn't notice it. can you still visit MS when banned, or are you banned from the whole site.
10 years ago
Well, I'll be banned...er, damned. You guys need to learn restraint.
10 years ago
Godbannit!
10 years ago
Wait, what was The Incredible Hulk's name, again?
10 years ago
victorious, it was just a comment ban for them, so they could still visit the site. i can ban from even seeing the site if i wanted to. but the comments after yours has made me decide to say "fuck you all, i'm done doing anything more for anyone here"
10 years ago
hey deja are you really pissed off for real or what?
10 years ago
Sounds like she is.
10 years ago
i think she is :S i'm sure you already noticed, deja, but we were only having fun with you taking it all so serious.. there's no hard feelings.
10 years ago
and i'm pretty sure we're all very grateful for what you and yak have done for us. now please, chillaaax!!
10 years ago
ya.. well personally i think it was hank's fault...basically the whole thing
10 years ago
ya.. well personally i think it was hank's fault...basically the whole thing
10 years ago
i didn't post it twice!!
10 years ago
She feels unappreciated, but does she appreciate the members of this site? Don't the members submit the majority of content on this site, as well as provide excruciatingly humorous and witty banter which attracts even more people? Doesn't this site make money? All the time spent by the members finding content and posting it is basically volunteer labor maintaining the site. And do you get a thanks, no, but if you happen to say the wrong thing, no matter how light-heartedly, you get banned. This whole episode has been beyond backwards. Have I gone through the looking glass?
10 years ago
was that double posting hank's fault too? ban you hank! uh.. i mean dam you!
10 years ago
Youre right Hank, we contribute alot to this site...In return we should be able to have a joke without the threat of being banned hanging over our heads.
10 years ago
We are like Yak and Deja's kids. But they don't give a ban....erm, damn if we jerk off on the family dog. Sure we push it once in a while, but even than.
Now if you will all excuse me, I have a gauging to do.
10 years ago
We are like Yak and Deja's kids. But they don't give a ban....erm, damn if we jerk off on the family dog. Sure we push it once in a while, but even than.
Now if you will all excuse me, I have a gauging to do.
10 years ago
And we also double post..
10 years ago
blame it on hank
10 years ago
how does one get banned from here?
10 years ago
spamming, extreme racism, annoying the owners(a lot), being a dik.
10 years ago
Anybody who eats Spam should be banned from the internet for life!
10 years ago
Racism doesn't get you banned. Extreme spamming, or mentioning the admins names when they are in a pissy mood might do it.
10 years ago
hank, i think you should let it go now, it won't get any better if we keep provoking them.
10 years ago
I personally would like some small admission of wrongdoing on their part.
10 years ago
lol you fuckers got banned....not even by yak but deja lol she is a pretty good sport lol ah good times good times..
10 years ago
Just the chime in seriously for a minute. Deja, I do appreciate all the work you do and the stuff like putting this post at the front of the line. So don't get me wrong...

But I think Yak's ban of dik ruffled a lot of feathers because it was a pretty arbitrary and petty ban of a "A list" user, that is, a user who contributes significantly to the humor/interest level of the site. So when you got him unbanned it didn't seem like that was a great thing, it just seemed like righting a wrong.

So of course there's going to be beaking and whinging about the episode. And what's rubbed me the wrong way is the retreat into authority to stifle dissent at about the same time as you stated that Muchosucko believes in free speech (concerning the racist comments). This is demonstrably not so.

So really it's no big deal, but I have to tell you that the ONLY reason I come to mucho is because of the commentary and the regular users. And I appreciate that you and Yak have helped maintain the site as an environment that provokes that kind of interaction. It is an accomplishment. So thank you for that.
10 years ago
I would like to agree with Balls. Although I can't be sure why the sudden bannings took place, be it personal or other, I'm glad to have all 15-20 top members back in good standing. And Again Yak and Deja, like I said many times before, I love your continuous and outstanding commitment to improve MS.
10 years ago
Seconded. The shop should be nice :D
10 years ago
Seconded. The shop should be nice :D
10 years ago
I'll be damned!! Balls, you look like all the creepy guys who signed my mothers high school yearbook in 1963.
10 years ago
I love my time machine. Your mom was hot too, back in the day.
10 years ago
Thank you?....Ewww
10 years ago
Don't insult the guy, Apathy, he might be your daddy!
10 years ago
She had some skills, once you got her out of her Sunday best.
10 years ago
I know.
10 years ago
Or, rather, I knew.
10 years ago
"What the fuck is going on!? The rohypnol should have started to take effect by now! ...Wait did I just say that aloud?"
10 years ago
Good thing his English is so pisspoor.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Balls, you kinda look like my friend Chris.
10 years ago
Chris is a lucky man.
10 years ago
Chris looks like a homo... sorry Balls i couldn't resist
10 years ago
Homos can't resist Balls, either.
10 years ago
and balls can't resist homos... whammy
10 years ago
Homos give the best head.
10 years ago
all bullshit aside they have to... they have both the required parts i'd be down except for the part about A: its a guy B: he would probably want me to do him next C: no titties to play with and D: you ony get a pass for that when you are in prison or are so drunk you can blame it on the alcohol
10 years ago
No, Balls. Chris is an absolute dork. As far as I know, the only way he's gotten laid is with his left hand and a bottle of lotion. He also makes some of the fruitiest actions a guy can make, which has caused people who don't know him very well to question his sexuality, despite the fact that no gay man would ever dress that poorly.
10 years ago
Sounds like one or two of my friends.
10 years ago
sounds like one of my friends. one that doesn't have other friends than me and my 'circle of friends', and we're all annoyed as fuck by him trying to fit in, which he doesn't and never will. he's just so goddamned boring!!
10 years ago
sorry i needed to vent.
10 years ago
^ I dont know the guy yet I still feel sorry for him.
10 years ago
what!? you should feel sorry for me, not him! he should just find some new friends, so that he won't call me almost every fucking day, god i hate that.
10 years ago
he's always boring as fuck, doesn't really have his own opinion, only laughs at tv if we do it first. he's just the odd man out, he doesn't fit in with us.
10 years ago
but, on the other hand, i don't really want to hurt his feelings, he's been a friend of mine for a long, long time. we both went our seperate ways.
10 years ago
but now he's trying to get back in the group or something..
10 years ago
You've probably given him the wrong signals. Standing in a public toilet watching him suck another man's dick was always going to make him think he was in with you.
10 years ago
oh, that's low, chairman!! :P
10 years ago
it still smarts..
10 years ago
here's some borderline wisdom vic...you will get stuck with guys like that your whole life. they're everywhere. Once 1 goes away there's always more.. it's good you let the guy hang with you though. what else can u do really?
10 years ago
just try not to be in public with the dude...that's what i do
10 years ago
yeah, i know, that's what i'm trying to achieve; i want him to find some other place to go when he's bored(which he always seems to be), i mean, i don't think he's actually having fun when he's with us, he's just like "well, at least i'm not at home playing WoW!" so he 's just killing time watching tv, falling asleep on my bed(what truly annoys me) and smoking weed with us(i'm starting to think he only started smoking to be like us..). anyway, he needs more friends, other places to stay(or he should just go back to playing more WoW, like he used to(he was a real addict). i only want him to join us when we're doing guy stuff(paintball, pool, bowling etc.), NOT to go out with us. he's the kind of guy that doesn't dance, and probably doesn't even enjoy himself when he's in a club. and yeah, i'm (secretly) ashamed of him in public, especially when my extremely hot girl-next-door is sitting out front and he's with me :| ..
10 years ago
and the worst thing, on top of all, is; he's a really friendly, generous, helpful guy. he's just so goddamned boring!!
10 years ago
Nice little predicament there Vic, lucky for me my friends are all normal. Im a bit of a bastard though because I dont really have much to do with the people I dont enjoy spending time with...dont let them get my number & ignore their attempts to contact me via things such as Facebook.
10 years ago
Vic, I think you need to start training him, like a dog. Set limits and give him hell when he crosses the line. Remember: he needs you WAY more than you need him, so you have the power.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
i know i am the dominant one in the friend-friend relationship.
10 years ago
You're on a date with a transexual or is that just your father???
10 years ago
Weak.
10 years ago
You forgot to mention 'piss-poor'...'typical comment from a turd'...etc
10 years ago
Weak is your minds....
10 years ago
fool
10 years ago
hahah
10 years ago
not what i expected, but that counts for almost every user pic here.. everyone just expects you to kindof resemble your avatar in some way..
btw deja was a bit harsh, after what she said, i expected you to look like an twenty-year old or something. not that bad.
10 years ago
and it's obvious that i need to ask you, is your friend emo?
10 years ago
No, he's rock and roll all the way. A drummer in a band, in fact. They really suck.
10 years ago
You would be fucked if you looked like your avatar Vic. Balls actually look kinda like I imagined him.
10 years ago
I thought that was a chick.
10 years ago
A drunken asshole?
10 years ago
do all men in japan wear blouses, or just your friends?
10 years ago
You are right, vic. I also expected balls to have a long nose and blue skin. But at least there is a mic in his hands... ;)
10 years ago
i do have the same facial expression, most of the time.
10 years ago
and i too have two eyes, one nose and one mouth.
10 years ago
Head, shoulders, knees and toes

Knees and toes

Knees and toes

Head, shoulders, knees and toes

Eyes, ears, mouth, nose
10 years ago
Dammit, thank you Hank, I never did know the rest of the lyrics to that song.
10 years ago
For my next song, I'll be doing the Hokey Pokey.
10 years ago
You comin out with an album anytime soon, I will buy from you!
10 years ago
fuck, i forgot a ?, how dumb am I? Wait.. don't answer that please.. please!!
10 years ago
Head & Shoulders and the Hokey Pokey. Good stuff. I sing that shit at work a lot. Let's not forget Wheels On the Bus.
10 years ago
I don't know that one.
10 years ago
Wheels on the bus go round and round,
round and round,
round and round,
Wheels on the bus go round and round,
all through the town.

People on the bus go up and down,
up and...

Babies go wah wah wah.
Mommies go sh sh sh.
Doors go open and shut.
Lights go on and off.
Horn goes beep beep beep.
Wipers go back and forth.
Driver says move on back.
10 years ago
hahahah i dont know if its kause im high, or still drunk from last night, thats fuking funny shit hank
10 years ago
i didn't know you had that song in english too? do you also do the moves when you sing it, or doesn't it have a special 'dance' over there?
10 years ago
over here it goes like this(literally translated):

Head, shoulder, knee and toe,
knee and toe

Head, shoulder, knee and toe,
knee and toe

Eyes, ears, tip or your nose,

Head, shoulder, knee and toe,
knee and toe"
10 years ago
Yeah, there's a whole dance that goes with it. Little kids love it.
10 years ago
i (used to) love it too.
10 years ago
it looks great on the dancefloor :\
10 years ago
I wish you guys hadn't put those lyrics up. I've had to dance for like the last half hour. It sucks.
10 years ago
They have dances to go with them, and if there isn't a special dance, you just make one up. 2 and 3 year olds don't have a long attention span. It's best to keep them moving.
10 years ago
I like to do the Oops, I Forgot to Zip Up My Fly and My Weiner Accidentally Fell Out song. The kids just go hysterical.
10 years ago
Yeah, that ones a classic
10 years ago
I've had plenty of little kids actually grab my pecker through my pants when I'm not paying attention. Yoink! They think it's hilarious.
10 years ago
Yep.
10 years ago
(calls japanese authorities)
10 years ago
"and then you hold it like this.."
10 years ago
You're not a bad looking guy. I've seen worse.
10 years ago
Thanks Hank. You sexy too.
10 years ago
get a room ladies!
10 years ago
a room for three!!!! whammy!!!
10 years ago
I call pitcher!
10 years ago
I'll be the Coach. Dik can be the ball boy.
10 years ago
you guys need a short stop?
10 years ago
Do you know the infield fly rule?
10 years ago
no but i'm a quick study... i just like to play
10 years ago
fags!
10 years ago
Speaking of fags, where's Bitcho? I'm starting to get really bored. I just read the Wikipedia Evel Knievel entry.
10 years ago
Next read about ALEX the parrot...interesting
10 years ago
Interesting. I think Alex's vocabulary may exceed that of some Mucho members.
10 years ago
hahaha, Hank is giving praise to people while dik can only muster "fags".
10 years ago
it's all i had
10 years ago
Aren't you supposed to be on a plane with Super to lube up Hank by now?
10 years ago
i got to airport security and i said..man i'm pretty bombed!..they freaked
10 years ago
"Mr. TSA Agent? Can you hold my fertilizer and diesel fuel while I adjust my shoes with matches in them?"
10 years ago
And I use the word "agent" loosely.
10 years ago
I was just reading that in a test of security in some major airport a "passenger" got an actual bomb through security because the agents were fixated on taking away his bottled water.
10 years ago
Yea, I'd hit it.... with a bat. Smexy!
10 years ago
Naked pics plz
10 years ago
With those eyes, balls I bet you know that song from Jungle Book, the one that Kaa knew so well.
10 years ago
Trusssst in me!
10 years ago
I was trying out my hypno-rape technique. Didn't work and I just had to drink him under the table and then violate him in the bathroom when he went to puke.
10 years ago
fuckin sweet technique balls, I will learn well from you, grand master rapist!
10 years ago
i can see you had a tight grip on him, balls ;)
10 years ago
I think he was too old for the Hypno-Rape (tm) to work...
10 years ago
Hypno-Rape is a tricky thing. But you aren't going to get better unless you practice. Still, when it fails you need something to fall back on.
10 years ago
your friend has got a bigger nose thatn you. more pimples too. just observing. what's up with the red eyes?
10 years ago
He looks like a pedophile.
10 years ago
last
6 years ago
Are you sure?
6 years ago
What a faggot lookin' bitch. 8(
4 years ago
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