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The Real Hank Chinaski

My passport photo.

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by HankChinaski

submitted August 1st 2007

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The Real Hank Chinaski
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dude i had you pictured as way older, mad looking, and wearing a tobagan
10 years ago
Genius, he said it's passport pic. It must be 7-10 years old.
10 years ago
This is a good angle, and I think we should work it. Hank could be bald and fat now. Clever, Hank... thought you could slip that by us, did you?
10 years ago
Hey, what do you mean? I had no ideas of trickery. :)
10 years ago
fap fap fap hah lol... i pictured you asian for some reason
10 years ago
looks like frank ribery
10 years ago
Wow! You had me there Hank. I always thought you were a Black American, I'm not being racist or anything it's just how I pictured you. Damn, I hate being wrong.
10 years ago
My heart is black.
10 years ago
I'm with Fugsmucker. I don't know why but I thought the same thing.
10 years ago
The only reason anyone might think I'm black is because the racist bullshit on this site bothers me and I complain about it sometimes.
10 years ago
You have claimed you were black. Although you've also claimed to be Asian, Polynesian, and and Eskimo, if I'm not mistaken.
10 years ago
And Ethiopian and Jewish. The point being that there is no point being concerned with anyone's ethnicity (or age) on the internet. What they are saying is more important.
10 years ago
not on this site it's not hank :P
10 years ago
What? hank isn't Asian, Polynesian, Eskimo, Ethiopian, Jewish or black?. Hank you're a liar.
10 years ago
Apparently he doesn't have ginger hair either. Don't believe him, he lies.
10 years ago
There's no way this is him. He doesn't have baby's blood dripping from his mouth.
10 years ago
Hank... you lie that's my passport picture, fucking stalker.
10 years ago
wow, the first site i know where racism is supported by the owners.. ;)
10 years ago
They give with one hand & slap you around the face with the other though Vic...
10 years ago
and they're not affraid to get a little rough..
10 years ago
we don't support racism... we support free speech.
10 years ago
My what big eyes you have....
10 years ago
His left eye is normal, but his right eye drifts off into space.
10 years ago
His goat is a bit off center to the same side also, probably meaning deformed cognitive function in motor skills. I'm gonna say he took a baseball bat upside his head at one time or another. Crook ass fucker.
10 years ago
I've got my eye on the prize.
10 years ago
My nose is crooked, too. Oh well, nobody is perfect.
10 years ago
except me.
10 years ago
A perfect idiot.
10 years ago
nice fucking tie
10 years ago
i agree, nice tie.
10 years ago
Probably the height of fashion in the late 90s.
10 years ago
I still wear this tie. I think I got it at a 100 yen store.
10 years ago
You were ripped off mate.
10 years ago
That tie is beautiful.
10 years ago
I know I'll take heat for it but I used to have that tie I thought it was cool but then again I think Asians shitting on each other is fucking hilarious...
10 years ago
hey, i said nice tie....
10 years ago
hank thanks for telling me to watch zeitgeist. i know the truth about america WE NEED TO START A REBELLION!!!
10 years ago
Watch it now. If you live in the states, the boss takes that shit seriously. This site is monitored.
It's a violation of the Patriot Act.
10 years ago
thats true sorry i over reacted
10 years ago
Yeah, that movie is a real fucking eye opener. I like at the end the guy tells you to choose love over fear after you you just spent 2 hours being made paranoid as hell.
10 years ago
"Don't take any shit from the zeitgeist."

George Carlin
10 years ago
i really honestly believe that video is true i think americans are too dumb to realize whats going on in front of them
10 years ago
Yeah, dude, but it's the "international" bankers. It's not just America. Their plan is world domination. It's going on in front of the world.
10 years ago
its scary, im not letting them but a chip in me.
10 years ago
I'm surprised Wanko hasn't weighed in on this yet. He seems to know what's going on with this kind of stuff.
10 years ago
He's probably still glued to diks picture.
10 years ago
We should all join the Military. That way we can be a part of the world takeover, and not just a bystander.....I'm signing up, seriously, right now!! GoArmy.com
10 years ago
No implanted chips on people. Uhm, everyday products unique to individuals.....on-star...pets.. anything with flash mem.
10 years ago
Here I am!
10 years ago
What am I supposed to say? The video is a dumbed down rehash of information that's been publicly available for decades. There was a video put out in the 60's that covered the FED and CFR pretty well. There are a few other older movies about the rise of the banking families, and all of these are based on books that have existed even longer. The facts are dry compared to films that present a one-sided story in a loose-change style, but much more interesting if you want to bother to look into them.
10 years ago
And yes, the chips are coming. They will first appear in ID cards. Canadians are being told right now that they'll need better Driver's licenses or passports containing this technology because the US demands them for border crossing. Interesting how the Canadian/US border is such a big deal, when *millions* have simply walked across the mexican border since 911. In the next decade, the number of illegal mexican immigrants in the US will be more than the number of Canadians in Canada! And yet, the Canadian border is clearly the security threat, and therefore we need RFID chips in our ID! Does anyone actually buy this shit?

The end goal is increased control, when people will need an chip inside them to operate in society and survive (to work, buy food, buy or rent shelter), and if they are out of line, that chip can simply be shut off.

The the abandonment of the principles of common law, we have a lot of bullshit where you need your papers/ID/chip/whatever to do anything. Example: When they ID everyone at the beer store (even when they are obviously legal drinking age), it becomes card that matters, not the person. The extreme example of this today is when someone ends up accidentally being marked "deceased" on their credit record, and their life changes dramatically until they can get it fixed.
10 years ago
They knew the score 4 decade ago, suggesting this is how to sell big government and eventually world government to the americans:

"Deliberately create problems, then offer only those solutions that result in the expansion of government. Create conditions so frightful at home and abroad that the abandonment of personal liberties and national sovereignty will appear as a reasonable price for a return to domestic tranquility and world peace."
10 years ago
You were right, Hank.
10 years ago
i dont believe it... wheres the 5 guys that follow him around and continuously give him facials...
10 years ago
At your house.
10 years ago
we're still knocking on your door, morph, open the fuck up man!
10 years ago
ok, fuck it, i'm leaving.. one whole day is enough!!
10 years ago
why have people been showing off their faces so much lately? i must say, though, i enjoy the passport photo way more than if you would have pulled your shirt off and pulled your hat down over your face...far, far less faggy.
10 years ago
won't the real hank chi please stand up.
10 years ago
not likin' the 'stache, eh?
10 years ago
thats funny, i thought you were a chink.
10 years ago
No, but I'm yellow bellied.
10 years ago
everyone thinks he's asian somehow. i think it's the 'China'-ski part, and you living in japan atm.
10 years ago
Pretty dumb actually, to make such an assumption based on a person's site name.
10 years ago
i thought it was pronounced 'chin-aski' :/
10 years ago
yeah thats how it sounds in my head too
10 years ago
i figured he was asian at first too. hank doesn't seem to get the idea that if you're screen name is something like JoeAustriaski peole migt conclude you're from austria
10 years ago
i thought it was pronounced hank chi-naski.
10 years ago
So, you're a white American with a black heart and a yellow belly. Slightly Jewish, part Inuit...you're a medical wonder. You'll be worth much more when you're dead, you know.
10 years ago
I pronounce it Chin-Sacky
10 years ago
You pronounce it badly, you cant just go changing the letter around punk!
10 years ago
Yes I can. What I do in the privacy of my home is none of your concern!
10 years ago
It sounds like "Fag Faginski" in my head.
10 years ago
There is obviously something wrong with your head.
10 years ago
lame! just like the rest of the posts today
10 years ago
You input is really appreciated. I'm sensing some disappointment on your part. Why don't you tell me about it?
10 years ago
Sorry Hank, I'm just not in the mood today.
10 years ago
where's your usual hank material, now ramass?
10 years ago
now,*
10 years ago
RamAss gave up a long time ago. He doesn't have the stamina for it. Bendo, on the other hand, can be a real pain.
10 years ago
a real pain in the rectum?
10 years ago
You look like an extra from "Boiler Room", but you're probably just a Mormon.
10 years ago
lol, He looks like he might go to each one of our houses sunday morning and preach the word of god.
10 years ago
Gospel of Hank.
10 years ago
You look so very happy in this picture, Hank.
10 years ago
I'm a serious guy.
10 years ago
Yes hank, we all know your seriously gay
10 years ago
If your not in the mood, then why do you keep flirting with me?
10 years ago
Because you keep coming back for more.
10 years ago
No, I don't.
10 years ago
i thought you're having your period rammedass, is that a lie too!?
10 years ago
Pretty good looking, Hank. You've got that all-American (yet rebellious) look going on.
10 years ago
You wanna go catch a movie, or something?
10 years ago
Sure. You paying? I haven't seen The Simpsons movie yet.
10 years ago
"tape worms older than him"
From that I half expected a crazy old guy with a windowless van parked in his driveway.
10 years ago
That's my alter ego.
10 years ago
Hank, although I don't know you personally, it seems as if nobody has said an offensive comment about your picture yet. So, to keep in the spirit of MS, you are a huge fag, and a rapist.
10 years ago
Thanks. You're doing a great job.
10 years ago
and a buttmuncher, hank. yeah, that's right. a buttmuncher. yeah, you heard me!
10 years ago
What the hell are you doing in Japan if you don't mind me asking?
10 years ago
Everybody has to live somewhere. I think it's interesting to live in a country different from the one I was raised in.
10 years ago
Has something to do with shit, I'm sure.
10 years ago
Guess all that scat falling on his face must of caused his nose to twist.
10 years ago
What? No witty remarks about his earrings?
10 years ago
It's your turn apathy
10 years ago
Well, I bet they're a pain in the ass at airport security...Aw, fuck...I got nothin'.
10 years ago
Apathy just wants to stroke Hank, not insult him.
well, as far as history has revealed anyway...
10 years ago
Living in another country really opens your eyes to stuff happening in your own country. Once you go back home you feel somewhat like an outsider
10 years ago
Yeah, it definitely twists your perspective, but in a good way. You can start getting a sense of what shit is fairly universal to the human condition and what is just cultural.

And actually living and working in a place really ups the ante, as opposed to simple travel.
10 years ago
I bet the boys love your goatee for the ball tickling fun it provides
10 years ago
in the joint we call it prison pussy
10 years ago
mmmmm...prison pussy
10 years ago
tylerdurden89 says:
"in the joint"



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
10 years ago
Oh, hank! if only we could start over and learn to love eachother!
10 years ago
Sorry, I'm not allowed to play with you anymore.
10 years ago
why don´t you buy yourself a dog endo?
10 years ago
Because PETA has something against bestiality.
10 years ago
to answer your question, plantshit. Its because dick will lick off all the peanut butter off my nutz that i want.
10 years ago
hmm, so you don't dig chicks?
10 years ago
too bad for you.
10 years ago
It ok Vic, you can lick the peanut butter off my balls to...if you say please.
10 years ago
yeah, you don't have to rub it in your own face. there's nothing wrong with a different sexual orientation, gendo
10 years ago
soooo......is that a yes or a no?
10 years ago
thought you were a dork with 4 pairs of glasses just for your anus.
10 years ago
the significance of yer reference i don't see
10 years ago
thank you for submitting to muchospace.com.. you must be so popular with all these people leaving you comments. worst caption contest ever.
10 years ago
Who are you?
10 years ago
who who...who who...
10 years ago
Aaaaaah tell me who are you...
10 years ago
more importantly, why do you want to know? i'm not interested, but i'm flattered. thank you.
10 years ago
Looking good Chinaski! Like a true Pollock like myself. :)
10 years ago
English, Irish, German, actually.
10 years ago
dirty redhead limey kraut!
10 years ago
haha
10 years ago
wow, not what i expected. you don't look like the slightly obese guy in glasses, as i kind of expected. well, not bad either way.
10 years ago
BOOOOOoo...I throw tomatoes,lettuce all kinds of shit to that picture..
10 years ago
Wow how totally CLAN KILLA of you.
10 years ago
wooo you so badass, bitcho!
10 years ago
hahah bicho, calm down
10 years ago
your just gonna make a mess in your own room
10 years ago
I already did my monitor is a mess..Shit BOOOOOO.Booooooo..
10 years ago
Nice mugshot Hank. What was the charge?
10 years ago
Exposing myself to a group of blind school children and fondling a farm animal across state lines.
10 years ago
Hmm beard with no mustache. Very bold choice. Says "I am alternative, but I can still be trusted to man the cash register." Well done.
10 years ago
Mustaches are just irritating if they are not trimmed all the time.
10 years ago
..the double earings say "I'm not gay, but I am on the waiting list."
10 years ago
If only I had V.G.P. status like you.
10 years ago
I would've recommended posting a better pic of Bukowski -- a truly great American original.
10 years ago
I haven't posted a pic of Bukowski at all, except for my avatar.
10 years ago
I knew Hank Bukowski; Hank Bukowski was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Hank Bukowski.
10 years ago
Ok, ok, go back to sleep.
10 years ago
Yawwwwwn...
10 years ago
I can't believe I just spent the last 20 minutes of my life reading this page. Albeit funny stuff, some people come across as having too much time on their hands. FYI: your front door opens up to an entire new world….

Oh yea, nice picture Chinaski. You’re kinda cute, which is what got me reading in the first place.
10 years ago
he's dreamy isn't he??
10 years ago
Weirdo!
10 years ago
sorry but he posted his pic, post yours and i might think differently.
10 years ago
*snigger

Delilah's hunting for moose...
10 years ago
I don’t know about “dreamy” but I definitely wouldn’t kick him out of my bed until I was done....maybe tie him up for a couple of days to use and abuse at my leisure....
10 years ago
Weirdo!
10 years ago
me likey!
10 years ago
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