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I like turtles

He really reminds me of the strange rodent one month ago...^^

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by JimPanse

submitted July 30th 2007

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i thought the original post of this kid was pretty funny... but now i want to hit this kid in the head... and whoever took the time to "edit" the clips
10 years ago
Yeah, I think the person who edited this should have their head ripped off so I can fuck their esophagus.
10 years ago
As long as it's an esophagus that is infected with AIDS, I hope so too.
10 years ago
i hate Caleb Hawk!
10 years ago
Good for me that I didn`t "edit" this clip...
I only stole it from another site... ;)
10 years ago
I LIKE TURTLES! :)
10 years ago
pretty good in soup.
10 years ago
Yep, turtles are good eating.
10 years ago
1 Snapping Turtle

Any old soup recipe will work for (snapping) turtle soup. The main problem with turtle soup is cleaning the turtle. You have to be certain that every last speck of fat is removed from the meat before cooking. This is not too difficult because the fat is between the skin and the flesh.

To butcher a turtle you start by chopping off the turtle's head. Be careful because the head will still bite even after it is removed from the body and the body will still crawl away after the head is removed. Turtles don't die right away.

When the body stops trying to crawl away, dip it in boiling water and scrape off the exterior layer of skin, including the shell. The result will be a bright white carcus, compared to the muddy brown-green you started with.
10 years ago
Next step is to remove the shell. Cut along grove on each side between the front and back legs. It is the narrowest part of the shell. The tail, neck and all four legs are attached to the top of the shell. Remove from shell and you have the bulk of the meat. However, there will be some meat on the bottom shell and top shell.

It is at this point that you remove the fat. Just roll back the skin and with a paring knife and your index finger scrape out the fat.

I learned about turtles from my parents who learned from their German immigrant fathers. It has been told in family circles that my maternal grandfather would catch snapping turtles by hand. I never saw him do it because he was hit and killed by a truck when I was about nine years old. It was a big loss for me because he was just starting to teach me about turtles, wild mushrooms, dandelions and other natural things. He made the greatest doughnuts I ever ate.

Good luck with your turtle soup. Just cook it long with lots of vegetables and it will be good if you removed all of the fat. - Earl

From Earl Shelsby

Collected by Bert Christensen
Toronto, Ontario
10 years ago
what!? toronto, ontario? i thought you lived in sweden, earl!?
10 years ago
um ok ..i guess now that we have an incredibly detail recipe for cooking living/dead (snapping ) turtles ..well, i guess we should all start cooking the snapping turtles that we all have
Earl you're crazy!
10 years ago
His Name is Earl
10 years ago
Hey Plantshit, howzabout fucking off? Fucking scumbag.

Turtle meat is murder. Fucking turtle evolves over 1million years, gets a kickass shell and some wicked snapping jaws, then some homo steps on his back and chops his head off with a bowie knife. Oh big man, ooooh look at me, I have evolved enough to use tools.. oooh I am sooooo cool. Check out my mad skillz, I can kill a poor lil fucking turtle. In about 2 thousand years those turtles will be shooting laser beams out their asses. Then who will be laughing then??? huh????
10 years ago
im from sweden i just stole the recipe from a site . We dont have turtles in sweden =(
10 years ago
http://bertc.com/turtle.htm
its worth checking out
10 years ago
they have spiders cookies and japanesse eel ice cream.
10 years ago
bill o'reilly is a flaccid penis
10 years ago
and your a rock hard cawk!
10 years ago
ageed with subliminal bill o'reilly is a flcid penis, and a prick.
10 years ago
this fucking ruined the original clip. from funny to FUCK YOU!
10 years ago
Turtles - nature's suction cup.
10 years ago
...?
10 years ago
You would have to know the refference smerf...
10 years ago
Sadly, I recognize the phrase, but I can't remember where the hell from.
10 years ago
It's from The Vidiot From UHF.
10 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pb8C7dxTGRM
10 years ago
hmm, i was starting to think, wtf how did yak post the same vid as i did, even with the same name!? i liked the original better.
10 years ago
i dont understand?
the guy was talking to a kid?
and why the kid kept saying i like tortel?
10 years ago
No, you don't understand.

The guy was talking to a kid. Sure.

Just because.

10 years ago
im so dead
10 years ago
he likes turtles
9 years ago
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