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Animal Caption Contest#4

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by Victorious

submitted July 28th 2007

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Animal Caption Contest#4
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I hope Angelina doesn't adopt me...
10 years ago
I hope XxshadowfuckinxX dosn't adopt me either
10 years ago
"that is the last time i huff black Krylon."
10 years ago
"Sir, I know I have bad credit, but I really need the Escalade."
10 years ago
LOL!! this one gets my vote.
10 years ago
WIN!
10 years ago
we got a winner!
10 years ago
hmmm...dik or hank?
10 years ago
..."I fucking just threw shit on my first day at the office. FUCK! I am SOOOO fired!"
10 years ago
"My name is Hank, and I'm an Asian-holic."
10 years ago
My dad was german......shepard that is.
10 years ago
my mom is a dog, and my dad is a monkey....
10 years ago
that makes me a...
10 years ago
donkey?
10 years ago
person who was a few seconds too late.
10 years ago
exactly, a donkey.
10 years ago
my mom's horse, my dad a monkey. that makes me a.. ?
well? go ahead you fucking racists!
10 years ago
mexican!!
10 years ago
oh, you done it now, nigga, you done it now!
10 years ago
"I'm really sorry guys, but I'm gonna have to start charging you for spanking me."
10 years ago
here's a hundred i'll just pay for a week in advance
10 years ago
My vote is for that one.
10 years ago
shit... i'm a little short on cash right now ..... but can we make some kind of deal .....
10 years ago
I should of used preparation H
10 years ago
"God damn muchosucko.com. Now they are putting words in my mouth."
10 years ago
"I really hope you don't think you're getting that inside me."
10 years ago
"If only the videos would get posted. Sigh..."
10 years ago
"That spoon is for...what?"
10 years ago
I'll bring the soy sauce.
10 years ago
"Hey, I can't hold my diseased, worm infested monkey scat for too much longer...How bout hurry'n up and find me a Jap woman.
10 years ago
"
10 years ago
thank god you put up the end apostraphe marks in there
10 years ago
I know! Without it you can't "end quote" So it would be like it was just hangin there waiting for something -- fuck it, I'm stoopid high, leave me be.
10 years ago
...i wish i had a soul =(
10 years ago
You did, until you created an account here. Oh wait, that was supposed to a be a monkey quote, right?
10 years ago
I'm so happy
10 years ago
"Fuck, I wish Starrsky would wipe her ass sometimes, my dick's dirty."
10 years ago
Haha..ha.h...yeah try again
10 years ago
like a feces-flinging monkey would care..
10 years ago
"My penis is swollen"
10 years ago
"Hook up with some of these sluts"
10 years ago
"...trannies arnt so bad"
10 years ago
Just ask Bitcho.
10 years ago
Ok, not exactly an entry, but I've never seen a monkey fucking a girl. You'd think that'd be popular throughout the beastiality community, but no matter where I look I can't find a vid. Can anyone help me out? And don't give me links to interacial pron, that joke's too obvious to be funny.
10 years ago
www.beastexotic.com.

You sick fucker.
10 years ago
Haha, I may be sick but you know where to look...

Thanks mate, but I don't plan on paying for pron on the net, anyone got any direct links to vids?
10 years ago
if you find it .. post it ...... that'd be awsome!!!!
10 years ago
No, it's pretty funny. <"A nod's as good as a wink ya know what I mean??!!" > Monkey scattin--get that too
10 years ago
Let me be the first to throw the "reply" flag on myself for not hitting the FUCKING REPLY BUTTON under 2P's. I am however gonna have to pull the "Scridicoulsly high card tho"
10 years ago
^^ sick bastard
10 years ago
who????... is that a reply??
10 years ago
"I wish those high school kids would go back to school already"
10 years ago
I agree with the monkey here.. no star, not callin you a monkey..
10 years ago
"5 bananas - love you long time!"
10 years ago
"Take your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty human!"
10 years ago
I was just checking..
10 years ago
"My mouth looks like licorise , my ears looks like Cotton candy and my anus looks like smerf"
10 years ago
Clear winner.
10 years ago
motivation please?
10 years ago
"why am i such a dik?"
10 years ago
Baseball been very, very good to me...
10 years ago
"However, I used to like turtles"
10 years ago
Now why did these crazy humans put a hole in the middle of a perfectly nice table.
10 years ago
what will you do with that mallet!?
10 years ago
" i am one mean ass monkey an i will fuck you up, you ain't never seen no monkey like me "
10 years ago
"Considering he is an Englishman, I'm not impressed...not quite"
10 years ago
"god, i wish yak would unban me!"
10 years ago
hehe
10 years ago
(based on posture) "What'choo talking bout Willis?"
10 years ago
"Im telling you, that baby aint mine."
10 years ago
"god daMMIT! IM GOING TO BE A NIGGER IN A MILLION YEARS!"
10 years ago
"I won't do it. I won't let Kojach suck me again. I just won't. Enough is enough."
10 years ago
mofo don't touch me there your not Mikel Jackson.
10 years ago
Micheal Jackson
10 years ago
whunu:"why doesn't anyone understand me!?"
10 years ago
^also applies to endo, bitcho, elpiss, iranian and the rest of the retards.
10 years ago
"you aint goin to suck my dick? but you promised!"
10 years ago
"i'm pissing in the mucho staff coffee pot"
10 years ago
"Hello, my name is Borack Obama and I would like to be your next president."
10 years ago
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