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Pet Hippo

HEY MOM! CAN I KEEP IT??

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by yak

submitted July 26th 2007

104 comments
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comments (104)
Isent this illegal...........and how did they get a hippo
10 years ago
There is a lake next door to the fucken property. where hippos congregate but this one "Jessica"likes to hang out humans because she gets a free meal and a back rub..Lucky lucky HIPPO..
10 years ago
Yeah Bicho, it's a lake....
Because Hippos, always hang out in "lakes."
10 years ago
Bitcho so your moms name is "Jessica"
10 years ago
and is it nova getting fed
10 years ago
ye i watched 10 seconds of the video
10 years ago
Irish you redhead leprechaun piece of shit..your mom is the lake with the other hippos this one JEssica is your baby sister asking for hand outs and shit..redhead leprechaun motherfucker..DANCE like leprechaun bitch by the way do you eat LUCKY CHARMS for breakfast..I bet that's all you eat motherfucker..I bet that's what whole family eat..
10 years ago
come on man why do you have to make fun of supernova(star trek nerd)
10 years ago
LUCKY CHARMS..HAHAHAHA..IRISH hey leprechaun were is the pot of gold are you going to use that gold to buy a million boxes of lucky charms motherfucker...
10 years ago
bicho your insults are lame dont even start a whole page of lame shit
10 years ago
Bitcho you cock gobbling cum guzzler, I don't have red hair but I do love me Lucky Charms
10 years ago
bobafro you negro just fucken read asshole.I know is lame and stupid but what the fuck man go with the flow underground railroad survivor..
Irish I don't give a fuck if you don't have redhair or not but man those lucky charms are fucken good in the morning..Still you are a leprechaun and an ugly one too..
10 years ago
is the avatar i have the only thing you can make fun of, stupid piece of shit you sound retarded
10 years ago
Bitcho you should probably just shut your cum catcher your fucking annoying
10 years ago
Hey Bicho, I got a lucky fucking charm for you, right here!
10 years ago
bichofelix, your mother is a fat hippo, leprechaun dick sucking necrophiliac...by the way, your gay.
10 years ago
BITCHOFELIX this hippo is cute
10 years ago
booo.hooo fuck you..
10 years ago
I own you motherfuckers..I'm CLANKILLA you turds to me are just a bunch of fucking pets. I have negro,lepecrchaun,smerfette, hey smerfette suck dick..come muthafuckas IS ON!! and fuck johnnycho..
10 years ago
Do you have some kind of mental problem? I'm asking seriously.
10 years ago
wtf are you talking about bicho
10 years ago
No hank. I don't,, this entertainment, just for kicks, fucking around dude..
10 years ago
bobo shut the fuck up..
10 years ago
You asinine jackal primordial turd spelunkers! THIS TOPIC WAS MADE FOR THE HIPPO! HAVE YOU NO HEART!
10 years ago
swiss we are talking about a hippo, bicho of course
10 years ago
honestly though, i'd hit it
10 years ago
ok which one is the hippo the one on the left or right
10 years ago
its the one on the left, you just have to look harder
10 years ago
What a hippo-crit ....oh god I am so sorry.
10 years ago
You let the whole team down! You're a disgrace. Go take a lap.
10 years ago
I wan't one
10 years ago
Fucking South Africans!!!
10 years ago
don't forget South Africans gave us the Gatling gun. and lots of racism. and hot blond kids.
10 years ago
Except the Gatling gun was invented by an American.
10 years ago
By Chuck Gatling, voted at his prom as the most likely to fuck someone up really bad.
10 years ago
Hmmm, Chuck Gatling you say......
10 years ago
Yeah... He was awesome! Foiled all the jocks with his contraptions in the day! Sadly, the girls failed to notice him, which led to his misanthropic bent and thus the incident with the precursor to the Gatling gun.
10 years ago
Well, I guess you learn something new every damn day.....haha
10 years ago
Her daughter eh? I can see the resemblance already.
10 years ago
I like when the hippo stepped on the dogs paw it politely stepped off of it and continued on its way. Such a nice hippo
10 years ago
Yup..is cute..
10 years ago
heh yea... that was a pretty cool hippo
10 years ago
You two losers trying to buddy up to Starrsky, or something? Get fucking real.
10 years ago
Man are you jealous...Starrsky deserves V.I.P Treatment here Cool V.I.P treatement she can talk nasty to me and dirty too that will turn me on.... but you motherfuckers the pet's of mine such as you Hankshitnasty,Dicksucker,Ballsmalonee,Nerdass of supervulva,leprechaun,bobo and smurfette and some other fuckers. Are owned by your lord and god BADASSBICHO..
10 years ago
jes you're fucked man
10 years ago
Disucker shut the fuck up..are you jealous too..hu.
10 years ago
somehow, i get the feeling starrsky doesn't really appreciate your 'Cool V.I.P treatement'. and why, for the love of science, would she want to talk dirty to you. unless you interpret everything she says as dirty talk, which is probably the case!?
10 years ago
bichfelix ..seriously this is the last time i'm going to read anything u say. unless i have to do it to understand someone else's point. You comment a lot and you say nothing .not once in a thousand comments. I'm embarrassed for u. i feel sorry for you. I pity the fool.
10 years ago
I never really read bicho's comments (along with many other users) and am much happier for it. I recommend it.
10 years ago
Find myself skipping bits more and more. What decent insulting exists is too mixed up in the never-ending, overused, lame drivel, typically about incest and autoeroticism.
10 years ago
Anyone you see Hank arguing with a lot is good to avoid. Hank tends to get them going, for some reason.
10 years ago
Hank is in search of the perpetual flame. Where as I'll generally just go for the kill and be done with it.
10 years ago
I often don't bother showing up.
10 years ago
i often can't find my lighter
10 years ago
Yeah, I'm starting to feel the same way. Every time you chase one off, 10 more pop up.
10 years ago
school's out theres new "members" every day
10 years ago
I'm working on this theory in which there are levels to mucho. The top level tends to interact within itself, and the tard level does its own thing. I honestly don't read all the comments. Until someone pops out as worthy I don't bother (I wait for other top tier members to be responding to them before I bother checking it out). I sometimes fuck around with a tard, but that's more about my own amusement.
10 years ago
I do the same, but when I check a hank posting it almost always bites me in the ass, because he's arguing with someone who can't even fucking wright.
10 years ago
Hank just seems to have an infinite tollerance for wading around in the mucho cesspool. More power to him, but I'm still trying to get the stink out from my little bout with bicho.
10 years ago
Like I give a fuck if your tards read my comments or not, I don't give a fuck if you read it or not..fuck you!
10 years ago
Then why comment?
10 years ago
Because he just can't shut the fuck up. Wind him up (and that is really easy) and he just starts going on and on and on....
10 years ago
"Then why comment?" idiot you think everytime I comment is for you to care.Well I comment because I feel like it and I comment when ever,time or mood I'm in.idiot. "why comment"
10 years ago
You comment because you are the retarded offspring of your mom and a donkey.
10 years ago
Wrong Hankshitmotherfuckingshitnasty.. Since you have the habit about talking too much about donkeys I guess you are the one with that problem of fucking them. For your information I am not Mexican you fucking ignorant retard get that thru your boneskull motherfucker...
10 years ago
The stage managers calling you. Your donkey is onstage and ready for action. Now, be a good trannie and open your arse for it. Maybe, if the tips are big enough, your pimp may let you take the rest of the night off.
10 years ago
From now on your Master BADASSBICHO has anointed a name for Hank..Your name from now on will be Hankmotherfuckershitnasty..Hank for your stupid name,Motherfucker because you fuck your mom,shit because that's what you are and nasty because to stink like shit..
10 years ago
Wow, you even explain the names. I think we got it retard. Now, fuck off. The donkeys getting bored.
10 years ago
You fuck off shitcacacove make me.fucker..make me..you can't because you are a retarded redneck fuck..
10 years ago
Once again your pathetic jingoistic view of the world comes to the fore. Redneck? You fucking arse, I'm not American, shite for brains. Clankiller? Just a fucking low rent tosser.
10 years ago
European white trash redneck idiot shut fuck up..Im busy.
10 years ago
That donkey keeps plowing away doesn't it knobjockey.
10 years ago
Also, if you insert "the" between shut and fuck you may make more sense. I'll leave out the point about missing commas because it may be a step too far for you. Fuckwit.
10 years ago
Wow thats fucked up. I hear those fat things are pretty vicious, I'm surprised the hippo can stand to be around it.
10 years ago
nature 2nd rule....food = friend
10 years ago
nature's first rule...don't talk about nature
10 years ago
I love how hippies throw the word "natural" around like it's something warm and fuzzy. If you watch ants eat a baby bird for an hour or two it will really give you something to think about.
10 years ago
nature 3rd rule....watch out for plantshit
10 years ago
lol balls
10 years ago
plantshit hahahaha
10 years ago
Even though he's a borderline crazy, it's hard not too enjoy some of his posts. Nature 3rd rule...priceless.
10 years ago
fuck yeah...I would ride that thing to work
10 years ago
so the hippo hasen't killed anyone yet,...? that's great but she will, some day, mark my words. it's a wild animal
10 years ago
they attack to defend theyr territory in the water, and males by the way. i seriously doubt this thing will ever harm anyone
10 years ago
Thanks Steve Irwin.
10 years ago
too soon, hank, too soon!
10 years ago
*weep*
10 years ago
crykey!
10 years ago
Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa. They kill more people than all the big cats put together.
10 years ago
Hippos are the most dangerous animals in Africa. They kill more people than all the big cats put together.
10 years ago
Damn, double post. Fucking new mouse.
10 years ago
HAHAAA fag!! ;)
10 years ago
poor mouse
10 years ago
that's awesome..what a nice hippo...
10 years ago
i wonder how long it'll be before one of u mentions having relations with the hippo
10 years ago
^someone just did...
10 years ago
i think im craving a little rub down myself
10 years ago
I like a mass sauge before I go to bed too.
10 years ago
Fake! Looks like something from the Jim Henson workshop.
10 years ago
LAST!
10 years ago
No you're not fuckwit.
10 years ago
not quite working yet?
...what's supposed to happen?
5 years ago
Yak is supposed to pop up out of a giant cake, wearing an American flag bikini and waving sparklers.
5 years ago
He is still working on the cake...
5 years ago
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