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Habanero Boy

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by cheekycov

submitted July 26th 2007

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Shouldve drank some oj with it
10 years ago
Should have shot himself in the head instead..
10 years ago
what a baby...habanero peppers are hot...but not that hot.
i guess it all depends on your tolerance.
with that said...this kid is a pussy baby
10 years ago
Fine, Broccoli, post a vid of you eating this same kind of pepper.
Hold a Muchosucko sign while you do it. We shall see "Pussy baby."
Do it or you're a fag!
10 years ago
hahah super. Broccoli...Habanero peppers are the hottest peppers on Earth, besides who the fuck names themselves a veggie everybody hates? What were you thinking?
10 years ago
Actually the hottest pepper on Earth is the Naga Jolokia from India.
10 years ago
I had a phal curry in Wetherspoons, Im sooooooo tough!
10 years ago
Isn't the saying the smaller the pepper the hotter?
10 years ago
Go and find a hot sauce called "Dave's Insanity" sauce. Drink a mouthful of that stuff on camera. If I remember right, they said the hotness of that sauce is around a million scoville units. That's some hot shit.
10 years ago
Made with Habanero peppper extract.
10 years ago
The hottest pepper is the red savino at around 580 000 scoville units.
10 years ago
No, no, no. The 2007 Guinnesse world record gives it to the Naga Jolokia which has been clocked at over one million units.
10 years ago
Are these things man-made or are they plants? I bet we could scientifically engineer a super-pepper..one so strong it'll make you lose control of your bowels and give you a stroke
10 years ago
They're plants, but keep in mind selective breeding is bio engineering too, just on a more protracted scale.
10 years ago
I will concede that cultivated peppers can reach much higher CHU ratings, but the red savino is a naturally occurring fruit. The Dorset Naga pepper strain cultivated in Dorset, England (would you believe?) has been rated at over 1,600,000 HTU's.
10 years ago
They're strange down in Dorset. Real Straw Dogs country out in the sticks.
10 years ago
So cocky in the begining.
10 years ago
lol yeah made it all the better when i was laughing my ass off at his raving fit
10 years ago
He looks like he wanted to tear his face off...then again that would probably feel good if you tried some peppers that were that hot.
10 years ago
Nice audition.... get a life
10 years ago
Fuck that. Go to Bellevue, WA. Find Dixie's BBQ. Meet the Man.
10 years ago
No no, Smerf. Try Dave's Insanity Sauce. You'll be wishing you were dead. lol.
10 years ago
No no, you guys. Try Hanks Choad Sauce and you'll instantly kill yourself. I guaraaaanteee it.
10 years ago
I keep a bottle of Dave's in my fridge. The Man is hotter.
10 years ago
Young fool.
10 years ago
I can fit 9 bottles of Tabasco up my gaping anus .... but the lady at Guiness just gasped and hung up on me!
10 years ago
make a vid and post it.
10 years ago
That's because leela fitted 10 in the week before you called
10 years ago
wtf was he doing at the end, even if it was hot you dont have to an epileptic fit.
10 years ago
I thought he was going to tear his jaw off there in the middle... now that would have been a sight worth seeing.
10 years ago
no sentient beings were harmed in the making of this production.
-thank you, the management
10 years ago
I'm guessing he bit his tongue.
10 years ago
I did the exact same thing when I tried the spicy nacho doritos. Good lord, those things should be illegal.
10 years ago
.....Go fuck yourself
10 years ago
come on, that was funny.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
Like the Bombay Badboy pot noodles...fuck...me! ouch!
10 years ago
↑↑↑I just did↑↑↑
10 years ago
ever tried Dave's Insanity sauce?
10 years ago
Dave's Insanity sauce is the Mother of all prank sauces.....(ohh the hilarity when you put it on a sleeping drunks lip.)
10 years ago
Witch one, Dave is well known for his hot sauses some of witch reach the 14,000,000 Scoville Units (scale of hottness), a simple Habanero Chile only rates a 100,000–350,000 on the scale..
10 years ago
The original. The one that has a warning on it : can remove stains from your driveway.....
10 years ago
I've tried it. One time I smeared some on my soft shelled taco and I will NEVER do that again. I knew it was going to be hot but god damn who would of thought that just TWO freaking drops will make you feel like you're about to fucking die!? lol.
10 years ago
never tried the stuff...but if that's what they put on Jungle Jim's Insanity Wings I won't even look at the stuff. That shit made my asshole burn the next day!!
10 years ago
I used to use insanity sauce when i was a bar cook, we mixed it with ranch sauce and made a wings dipping sauce that would blow your mouth off.
Note to self: DO NOT touch anywhere near the eyes if you have gotten any on your fingers, even if you have washed your hands and its nearly a half hour later.
10 years ago
Please disregard UponErebus' warning. He lies and its perfectly safe to rub in eyes, open wounds or any nook and cranny you'd like.
10 years ago
I like Dave's. The man is hotter, but Dave's is good. I use to to spice up the sauce I make when I smoke ribs.
10 years ago
ha! fucker . i thought he was going to pass out
10 years ago
I used to give the neighborhood kids weed if they'd let me pepperspray them. The police issue stuff, not the shit you can buy at the gas station.
10 years ago
sounds like quite a few crimes committed all at once there snikt
10 years ago
Careful snikt. Dik might snitch to the federalis and the next thing you know some suits are going to be knocking on your door...you'll then come to realize that one of them strangely resembles Dik. At least that would be my luck.
10 years ago
^Lol Snikt. You're a fucking nutter.
10 years ago
Police issue pepper spray is rated between 1 and 2 million scoville units, so it won't be pleasant.
10 years ago
This young man's contribution to the already polluted gene pool in the south.
10 years ago
is it the probane tank in the middle of the woods that makes you come to the conclusion its the south?
10 years ago
propane*
10 years ago
I worked with an idiot from WV who ate another coworkers habanero right out of his garden. He tried to play it off by saying he had to go to the Port O John. We're in construction so we don't get to use toilets. Anyway, you could hear him puking in the Port O John for nearly five minutes. Now, we're in the middle of winter in Pittsburgh Pa. with snow on the ground and the temperature was probably in the mid 20's. We had the exterior walls built and the first floor had concrete poured so we could start laying out for the interior walls. He came back in with all his clothes in his hand, down to his pants and T-shirt and laid down on that cold concrete slab for a good half hour in at least mid 30 degree weather inside. When he finally got up, he left a sweat mark on the slab like a police outline. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. And of course till this day we torture him and that happened two years ago.
10 years ago
Nice story.
10 years ago
hahaha
10 years ago
Fantastic...Im sure everyone knows someone like that.
10 years ago
I'll pretend I read that and agree.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
teenagers always seem to think they can handle really hot stuff.they'll always take a big bite even if u tell them it's so fucking hot. personally i love hot food but even i have my limits. i had really hot peppers in the house once..was cutting em up to put in something...made the grave error of taking a leak right after without washing my hands first.....yeah...
10 years ago
D' oh!
10 years ago
also pretty damn clever of his to put his hands in his mouth first, and then wipe em off in his eyes, what a genius..
10 years ago
he'll do that again when it comes out his ass.
10 years ago
I had an uncle now deceased who told me that my grandmothers hot peppers weren't really hot and that in Poland he ate really hot peppers all the time. Against my advice he chewed up one of grannys peppers and his face turned red and he couldn't breath for awhile. ZThey were long thin green peppers that were supposed to be used for homemade hotsauce.
10 years ago
sounds like he couldn't breath for quite awhile if it turned him into one of those "now deceased" types
10 years ago
I kept waiting for the police to tase him.
10 years ago
I love the wee chimp scream at the end.
10 years ago
Smf
10 years ago
I could laugh at this all day! Literally.
10 years ago
LOL still
10 years ago
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