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elephant kills some guy

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by elchris

submitted July 25th 2007

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fucking ass probly deserved it
10 years ago
should not have jammed his thumb up its ass to get its temperature there are better ways
10 years ago
He did deserve it - he wound it up (by throwing sand into one of its eyes) as he was working nearby. You should only wind-up something you can easily handle - maybe dik winding up bichofelix or something - not a five ton effielump. The elephant cannot be shot in Malaysia, so it went a bit loopy until its handler turned up. Or so the story goes.
10 years ago
Hmmm, clockwork elephants now, is it?
10 years ago
see... any time you keep animals captive , you have to be respectful
10 years ago
That's why I respect your mom.
10 years ago
Pwned!
10 years ago
well, I guess someone has to.
10 years ago
I want to make your mom into piano keys.
10 years ago
generally indians are pretty respectful of their elephant friends but..whatever happened the elephant is innocent..probly got killed for squishin the guy
10 years ago
true, dik. At the end of the day, there wild animals. they should just leave them alone..
10 years ago
but we need to get our doctors from somwhere
10 years ago
Kat...What?
10 years ago
a lot of our doctors in the uk are indian.......
10 years ago
What the fuck does that have to do with fuck all?
10 years ago
Whooosh?
10 years ago
The friendliest domesticated elephants (male) have a tendency to go apeshit every now and then and kill people. It's a condition called musth where their brain overloads with testosterone and they go nuts. They usually attack their handler and invariable kill them, which is why being an elephant handler is one of the most dangerous jobs in existence. And it has nothing to do with how they're being treated, it's just something that happens.

So think on that before you let your kids near an elephant.
10 years ago
Maybe the elephant would have preferred a few Roman legionnaires to trample on instead. I know, I know wrong type of elephant.
10 years ago
yep musk takes pretty big gun to stop an elephant that has the musk running not only that but if he doesn't get fucked it can last for two years
10 years ago
*a*
10 years ago
The elephant should fight benoit.
10 years ago
Balls i think your talking about when the male bulls go into heat an go nuts in the wild, yes Indians are respectful to their elephants but about as respectful as a good prison officer is to the inmates in a prison, these animals are highly intelligent an get pissed off at being held in captivity when they would rather be roaming the jungle with family and friends doing as they please instead of being chained up an made to do tricks for peoples amusement.
10 years ago
No, it's musth (or must) and it's a physiological condition that happens to bull elephants, whether in the wild or not. It is sort of like going into heat. And, if I'm not mistaken, most elephants in India are bred and raised in captivity. But yes, captivity is stressful for elephants since they are very social animals and like a lot of room to roam around.
10 years ago
Domesticated human males also have the tendency to go apeshit and kill people. Domestication does not agree with them. And Balls is right "musk" is a smell pheremone thing.
10 years ago
Don't piss them off.
10 years ago
he isnt pissed.
The animal is just playing.
10 years ago
...the animal is just playing dead.
10 years ago
Funny, I just read George Orwell's "Shooting an Elephant" a few days ago.
10 years ago
I was just going to ask if anybody has read that. Good story. Nice insights into the psychology of colonialism from the colonialist's point of view.
10 years ago
i read that a while ago it was a great read.
10 years ago
Yep another interesting piece of his.
10 years ago
One of these days, I'm going to finish ready 1984.
10 years ago
*reading
10 years ago
Oh 1984 is one my favorite books. I read that a few years ago and it's a great read. I love dystopian novels. I saw the movie they made but it was okay. Cut alot of stuff out of the book obviously but gave you a good visual. They're remaking 1984 by the way. I don't know whose supposed to be in it yet.
10 years ago
If you like that another good read is Fareinheit 451. But that's from a different author.
10 years ago
that would be ray bradbury, and don't bother watching the movie, it sucks ass!!
10 years ago
...Oh did somone mention George Orwell..

Fareinheit 451 sucks ass, took me ages to force myself into finishing the fucker.
10 years ago
Both good books. They are arguably 2 pillars that make THE dystopian trilogy. The final (or rather first) one being Aldous Huxley's Brave New World.
10 years ago
Orwell got the adjective, so he must be the winner.
10 years ago
Very good chairman. I forgot all about Brave New World. I read that three years ago. very good book. Such a sad ending.
10 years ago
People that come to this site also read books?!? I'm shocked!

And Kris, how could you forget about Brave New World? It's a classic! Orwell got the adjective, but Huxley got the noun!
10 years ago
Sure Hank. I also read all of them except "Shooting an Elephant". But I´ll make it up soon...
10 years ago
Well you gotta think, that these books are required reading in most high schools.
10 years ago
Geek-a-thon on MS. Good god.
10 years ago
I just read The Hitch Hiker's Guide To The Galaxy (A trilogy in 4 parts) Is that educated enough?
10 years ago
I'm ready A Farewell to Arms.
10 years ago
hmmm the elephant is going on a rampage. lets us throw stuff at it, maybe it will calm him down
10 years ago
Hell i'd go mad if i had to wear that lame gold thing too
10 years ago
Indians are related to Niggers. In this video, we see a bunch of Indians ganking on a poor elephant. Naturally, when so many animals are around you, you have to kill one of them and just hope they'll run away.
10 years ago
Knob.
10 years ago
Elephant says:
"I'm Mad as Hell and I'm Not Gonna Take it Anymore!!"
10 years ago
i bet they didnt kill the elephant because human life is worth less then elephants in india.
10 years ago
They didn't kill it because you weren't there, they got scared.
10 years ago
the owner of the elephant didn't care much about this incident, he just continued taking care of him as any other day :)
10 years ago
MOTHERFUCKIN' HEADGEAR! MOTHERFUCKIN' CHAIN ON THE LEG! MOTHERFUCKIN' STRAW EVERY DAY! MOTHERFUCKIN' KIDS ON MY BACK! MOTHER...woops. Oh, sorry man.
10 years ago
Ta-Daaaa!
10 years ago
Lol...yes!
10 years ago
the SOB was probally abussing the elephent.
10 years ago
Not so bright, are we?
10 years ago
No, but be nice. She's a girl. We want her to show us her tits.
10 years ago
Or so you THINK, Chinaski!
10 years ago
That's what she said.
10 years ago
Haven't you heard that song "Leela" by the Kinks?
10 years ago
Judging by the comments, Leela is either a woman or a real wispy fag.
10 years ago
wispy fag
10 years ago
wispy fag most definantly
10 years ago
they never forget
10 years ago
Who doesn't?
10 years ago
here for sure both sides, but i mean an elephant never forgets anything that was done to him
10 years ago
Says Doctor Doolittle
10 years ago
I'd be pissed off too if I was a giant monster with big tusks and some stupid Hindus put a bunch of gay arse decorations on me.
10 years ago
thats better than sliced bread
10 years ago
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well done you...
2 years ago
...faggot
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he thought he was
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2 years ago
I would tell a story about Mako thinking he was the man but it would just be a fairy tale
2 years ago
Right, about a man named...wait for it...
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