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religion sucks...

and christanity blows

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by HarryManback

submitted July 19th 2007

59 comments
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religion sucks...
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comments (59)
Gay!
10 years ago
yes, you are
10 years ago
Thats so fucking gross look at his feet
10 years ago
This is going to bring up so many bad childhood memories for Bitcho.
10 years ago
Hank, look at yesterdays pic, "Fuck Your Sins." Her reply is priceless.

"That's right JESUS you showed me who's boss."
10 years ago
Hahaaha. It was really just her unemployed, long-haired dad in a bathrobe, though. Bitcho, had to call him Jesus or she'd get extra penance.
10 years ago
Extra penance? Do you mean creepy "Uncle Jimmy"?
10 years ago
I'm sorry. I meant extra penis, but yeah, it's creepy "Uncle Jimmy."
10 years ago
Uncle Raul is even worse...
10 years ago
Not him again.
10 years ago
well, super, then you've never met uncle Herbie..
10 years ago
Let me get this straight. Was this before or after the donkey raping shows in Tijuana?
10 years ago
"You have a special place in heaven now."
10 years ago
Jesus spunk is a one way ticket to heaven's Poon Palace, where the angels fuck you until you start to like it.
10 years ago
That sounds like fun, but, do you have to be religious first?
10 years ago
You have to be white is the only real qualifier.
10 years ago
He's willing to relax the racial stipulation if your technique is good enough. For the really dark, you might want to think about getting your teeth removed.
10 years ago
Well then, I'm in the clear but Hank is gonna need a dentist....
10 years ago
'Dentist' was your favorite childhood game, wasn't it Super N? You'd lay down on the couch and your dad would come and fill your cavity.
10 years ago
I thaught Angels had no sex organs.
10 years ago
What, you've never been in a church? God loves organs!
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
HA HA Hank, I never had a dad.
So there...
10 years ago
Same for me. Richard kinda split in half, and there I was.
10 years ago
Asexual reproduction is the best.
10 years ago
I wonder if it feels good.
10 years ago
Its got its moments. Mostly gooey ones.
10 years ago
i once merged.
10 years ago
with myself..
10 years ago
Supernova was a result of virgin birth? Truly he is the son of god!
10 years ago
uh oh i sense trouble is brewing up here. someone is pissed.
10 years ago
I thought you were omniscient.
10 years ago
only when i want to be. its a bit boring knowing everything, then nothing is new. its like playing tic tac toe with yourself. gets continuous after a while but in my case, instantly, its more fun to not know whats gonna happen next.
10 years ago
Can you make a dick so big that even you can't take it up the ass?
10 years ago
lamo thats a new twist to it Wanko
10 years ago
lmao* (bollocks)
10 years ago
I think he tried, and I'm the result.
10 years ago
You are a pretty big dick
10 years ago
Massive

..like HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!
10 years ago
And don't you forget it!
10 years ago
your not even big enough to fill me up El_wanko, im a gaping hole the size of the universe.
10 years ago
It's important for the children to get down on their knees to please Jesus. Apparently he's into lambs too, the dirty bastard.
10 years ago
Wow, Jesus is Welsh?
10 years ago
Fucking-A!!! That's very inaccurate. He would have been nailed through the wrists! The boy, of course, would still be nailed in the behind.
10 years ago
And he's not some crusty Semitic-looking bastard.
10 years ago
That damn kid is sucking Jesus's dick. Good thing Jesus is trying to pull his head away.
10 years ago
Finally, proof that Jesus was catholic.
10 years ago
excellent.
10 years ago
As a christian i find this deeply offensive and i wish a plague of boils and carbunkles upon you all....
10 years ago
I wish you were serious, then I'd be able to have fun with you.
10 years ago
As a muchosucko member, you think it's hilarious.
10 years ago
I find it deeply offensive too. Shouldn't pick on a normal young boy like that, he should have made a Muslim do it.
10 years ago
a christian that tries to wish a curse on someone? thats not very christian like.
10 years ago
God put plagues on folk, and he, of all people, should be the forgiving type. So curse away, fries.
10 years ago
it's fake i can tell
10 years ago
So that's what Jesus would do...
10 years ago
...nice.
10 years ago
lol
10 years ago
ohhhhh my Jesus, your going to hell now buddy
10 years ago
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